Let's put aside his race for a bit...
>has both his parents
>gets the girl
>so super smart he can go to any college he wants to
>has more powers than previous spider-men
>faster than every. single. other. spider-man
>smarter than every. single. other. spider-man
>the ONLY spider-man to be so selfless and free thinking so as to even want to try to save his family from dying
>he's going to succeed and save his father from dying and therefore proving all other spider-men to be complete morons
this shitty movie sucked even for capeshit standards
whitey is mad cuz he don't understand this movie lol
I'm not white
I still would frick his busy though.
Imma do my own thangz cuh shiiiieett spyyyyddaaaaahhh maaaayyyynnn
>the girl
isn't he a homo?
he's a Black person tho. not worth it
He's a bit of a Gary Stu but to be fair he's a variant. In every other universe he's suppose to become The Prowler so this one variant of Miles becoming Spider-Man and having electricity powers/invisibility is that single outlier for the rest of the spider-people.
I like that he still has to look dumb because that is what black people really look like
>girl
if they changed it to
>gets the girl
>has more powers than previous spider-men
>faster than every. single. other. spider-man
>the ONLY spider-man to be so selfless and free thinking so as to even want to try to save his family from dying
he'd be more believable and relatable
Issa movie about BLACK PROBLEMS so keep yo mayo monkey ass outta dis!!!
>gets the girl
Oh anon
Why'd they make her nose like that
>girl
Your black power fantasy character sucks girl wiener, Tyronius
It doesn’t make sense that his last name is Morales if he has both parents. Morales is his mother’s last name. In the comics, his father disappeared from the map so he was raised by his mom and got her last name. Later the dad is alive and part of some elite cop org.
He has morales as his last name so he can larp as a latino and not be a complete niga
Who takes his wife's last name. Because Jefferson Davis be racissss in SHEEEEEIT
They named him Miles Morales to: keep the alliteration, and to: give him a nominative determinism. Yes the marvel writers misinterpreted "More-Al-Ess" as "Morals" and essentially named their black character Dudley Do-Right. They can't help themselves.
Morales does mean morals, although it comes from the Spanish word for mulberries
That's very funny, that is very patronizing
>has both his parents
This is bad how?
>gets the girl
>so super smart he can go to any college he wants to
Like every other spiderman?
>has more powers than previous spider-men
>faster than every. single. other. spider-man
>smarter than every. single. other. spider-man
>the ONLY spider-man to be so selfless and free thinking so as to even want to try to save his family from dying
Your headcanon.
>he's going to succeed and save his father from dying and therefore proving all other spider-men to be complete morons
Who said?
You lose moron.
What are you? moronic? Yeah, most Spider-men depictions have them being very intelligent, but when you layer that on top of everything else Miles has going for him, it's way too much.
>your headcanon
He out smarts and out runs literally every single spider-man, and over powers Miguel who is like 2-3 times Miles' size. He's the only spider-man not invited to the party because he's the only one they worry about trying to change the canon events. Even Hobie, the "rebel" spider-man gets invited.
>who said?
idk it's only fricking obvious and telegraphed, like I asked earlier, are you genuinely retaded? On Cinemaphile and you've never seen a movie before? Never read a book? That's just to be expected, I guess.
>all that shit
He almost failed mutliple times, and only makes it because others helped him.
>Even Hobie, the "rebel" spider-man gets invited.
No he wasn't.
>it's obvious!
How about you wait and find out dipshit. In fact its hinted that his father will actually die.
Three strikes. Again, you are moronic and you're trying to lecture someone clearly more intelligent than you. That's one thing about you morons of the world, you always think you're so damn smart.
>That's one thing about you morons of the world, you always think you're so damn smart.
holy projection batman
I can follow this movie while numerous idiots here keep failing to and then complain about the story. I have proven my own intelligence.
>bragging about how smart following an extremely simplistic narrative makes him
the true sign of an idiot
And yet time and time again people can't seem to do it.
>in fact its hinted that his father will actually die
They are not repeating the last movie moron
They are completing the set ups of this movie, actual moron.
They are not repeating into the spiderverse moron and you know it
this is bait but i still want you to have a nice day
>He's the only spider-man not invited to the party because he's the only one they worry about trying to change the canon events. Even Hobie, the "rebel" spider-man gets invited.
wrong he doesn't get invited because he is a 'mistake' spiderman created by inter-dimensional merging and not a true spiderman
All the marysueism is because he's black though. You can't separate the two
I'm probably moronic but I don't understand why they tried to play the idea that he'll be different because he'll stop the tragedy, didn't they already play the tragic moment in the last movie when his uncle died?
The uncle dying wasn't his canon event. Aaron/Mile's Father was always suppose to die and Miles would then take up the mantel of The Prowler. Because he's a variant and a new Spider-Man he doesn't have a cannon event that turns him into becoming selfless and being Spider-Man
The writers didn't think that far. This movie was their huge strawman argument to say that Miles is a legitimate Spider-Man against haters. the irony being that the hate comes from the comics terrible run and the first movie made him more likable and they made him unlikable in the second movie undoing that.
in the third movie Gwen dies soooo
It should be a SHIEEEEEEEEEET or a DAAAAAAAAYUM in the last vignette
>girl
Oh no no no
tariq nasneed should play morality monkey in the live action one
Every single Spiderman has to learn the meaning of being spiderman. People who think miles is going to have an easy time in Part 3 is going to be in for a surprise.
didnt watch the first neither this one but my take is:
>egoist spiderman
Based
Black person.
>the ONLY spider-man to be so selfish and free thinking so as to sacrifice the entire universe to save his family
Miguel will realize in the next one that he was a racist chud and he will help Miles
So why does nobody shit on Indian spiderman after he gets to keep his dad
Wasn't his fault. Also that was his girlfriend's dad.
None of it matters. Morales cannot exist without multiverses formula or without being a parasite on someone elses IP.
You will never see solo Morales because just like in comics, he flops every single time, same as Captain Marvel.
So is this happening in 2028 when the movie finally comes out? Or will Gwen be trans by then and the studios don't want to upset the African American community so they avoid it?
tons of afros are already malding, its really only on 4chin and plebbit that incels think that all blacks want to blacked white wimminz
most them hate that fact he's in love with the snowbunny and would much rather see him with a black girl
To be fair they did show Miles was interested in that thicc black spidey girl that helped him teleport "home" at the end
Spider Trans will buck break black Spider Man and it will be the biggest blockbuster of the summer.
Blacks have a higher incidence of homosexuality than any other race, so it shouldn't be "upsetting to the African American community"
The Black community still do not respect homosexuals/trans community. That's why very seldom do rappers or actors who are black come out in public because it would ruin their reputation.
it's also why Easy E pretended not to be gay even when he got HIV
Pretty sure Dre is gay but Eazy E fricked 20 women a day unprotected so I wouldn't be surprised if he did get it from women
It's almost statistically impossible for a man to get HIV/AIDS from a woman. Easy E was a batty boi, Suge Knight tried covering it up by saying he stuck him with a needle but we know that's probably bs.
Gotta remember at that time AIDS/HIV wasn't that big of a deal so these women he was fricking were also fricking random people and it kept on spreading. Eazy E could've been gay but I never really saw anything that resembled that. P Diddy on the other hand is taking a one way express ticket down the hershey highway
If you stick your unprotected penis into an HIV+ vegana you have a 0.04% chance of contracting HIV.
If you get an HIV+ dick up your ass unprotected, you have a 1.4% chance of contracting HIV.
There's a reason it was considered "gay only" for so long.
If Easy E wasn't gay, it's more likely he shared a needle with someone
In that page she does have the trans hrt titty-balls goin on
Screencapping this. Peter Parker is Spiderman. Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
why do monkeys obssess over shitty children's superhero shit so much? you're probably like 30 years old
Yeah totally fricked the underdog story-not poor, not an orphan, has friends, has a (trans) gf Everything that made the Spiderman character compelling was erased.
he has struggling relationships at home, doesn't have a hot gwen gf, and his dads gonna die, and he got trapped in a dark mirror dimension where everythings fricked up, and he got traumatized by miguel too
OG Peter had friends. He wasn’t some loser outcast. Raimi Peter isn’t Comic Peter.
He was in NYC but he never really hung out-always trying to make money taking pictures and going to school. McFarlane (being a moron) also fricked up the character .
He was social WAY before McFarlane, dude. Johnny Storm was one of his best friends along with Flash Thompson who he squashed the beef and became real friends with under Gerry Conway. Peter also dated Betty Brant early on in the Lee-Ditko run.
OG Peter is a complete loner as a kid, then grows into a lab genius/Chad mix when he goes to college.
Raimi's Peter is perfect for the first movie but didn't grow into the Chad that was promised.
He's a Black man tryna make it in the white devil's world. That's an underdog story right there.
If black=struggle, then Peter’s blacker than he is.
he basically has everything going for him, apart from not being able to see his gf for a couple of months :(( such a hard life, oh no, however will he cope with his
>awesome super powers of both spider-man and the prowler
>getting any education he could choose from
>loving parents
>working class
>goes to public school
>lost uncle/adoptive father to crime
>ended up in a single mother household overnight
>both him and his aunt/adoptive mother are struggling due to uncle having been the sole provider
>stepped up to help his aunt out with the finances
>aunt also gets seriously sick often.
>still tries to make it all work no matter how much bullshit comes his way
Is it really a wonder why Peter so relatable to people around the world?
Yeah they fricked the formula
But Miles black BLM therebefore doesn't have to earn anything, the movie is very clear
Yeah, in 15 years once the current twink Peter Parker actor is done with his contract lmao.
By then no one will give a shit about a live action black Spider-Man besides you, a middle-aged Black.
That dude is almost 30 and about to get dumped, Black Spiderman will arrive before 2030. Nothing y'all can do to stop it.
He has a contract with 3 more movies. You'll be lucky to get a black Spidey by 2035
Andrew Garfield was supposed to get a couple more movies but the studio dumped his ass because he was getting old. Same shit can happen again to make way for a more modern Spiderman that represents today's youth.
Garfield got dumped because his movies were mega flops.
They dumped him because his movies failed. Tom Holland's movies have been some of the most successful for Marvel and Sony and they want to keep him on for a while.
They fired him because he was badmouthing the studio.
>Miles was already running late for his appointment when he stopped into a convenience store for a burrito
>instead of trying to immediately stop the robber, he hangs around upside down watching things and having a casual chat
time management be racist n shieeet
Imagine if the Miles Morales character was introduced in the exact same manner that he originally was, but instead of being a half-black half-latino kid, he was a white kid named Mike Morris.
In Ultimate Comics, the original Peter Parker is killed in battle, and shortly thereafter, we're introduced to Mike Morris, a teenager who is bitten by the exact same spider that Peter was, and gains the exact same powers as Peter, except he also has the extra special powers of invisibility and "Venom Strike" electricity. Mike gets a costume for himself that clearly looks like Spider-Man, and he calls himself the new Spider-Man. Not Spider-Boy, or The Arachnid, but "Spider-Man". Mike then meets Aunt May, Mary Jane, and Peter's other supporting cast, and Aunt May even gives Mike Peter's webshooters. In the years to come, Mike will be ported to the main 616 continuity, where he fights alongside Peter, and the two share the mantle of "Spider-Man". Mike fights many classic Spidey villains, takes a version of The Prowler from Peter to be his arch-nemesis, the writers constantly beat readers over the head with how important and valid Mike is as Spider-Man, and Mike is thereby shoved into every possible Spider-Man adaptation (comics, cartoons, video games, etc.), where Peter has to share the spotlight with Mike Morris, the new Spider-Man.
Mike has stolen Peter's title, powers, origin story, supporting cast, villains, arch-enemy, costume, and spotlight, and we're all constantly reminded how great of a character he is by the writers.
Doesn't this whole idea sound so laughably bad? It would go down as a mere footnote in Spider-Man mythology, and Mike Morris would barely be remembered by comic nerds as, "Hey, remember that one time the writers tried to replace Peter Parker with that new kid? That was dumb."
But no, because Miles is a black minority kid, anyone who points out how poorly conceived this whole thing is will just be accused of being "racist." We're stuck with him forever.
>Doesn't this whole idea sound so laughably bad?
No, because I've read other comics before.
>I'm used to the smell of shit so this turd doesn't stink to me
fascinating
>>has both his parents
most unbelievable part about his character tbqh
Spidernig would have been better if he was actually the average black youth and swung through the city misusing his powers to sell crack. It's an old joke but Spider-Rapist would be fricking unstoppable and I can't believe the dropped the ball on their chance.
Everyone was cum at one point. No one is shit but you.
was there a single funny joke or fresh idea in this whole thing?
I just watched it today and it was unmemorable, unfunny, and every single action sequence was a cluster frick shitshow
the first one was 9/10 kino while this one was maybe 3/10
>waxing sad about his past as he flexes his ass for two approving spider-women
>first to move in when miles demonstrates omnicidal inclinations
>cheerful sleeper hold as he happily flexes on scrawny zoomer
>first to charge in as mug opens portal to enforce canon event
>Cat sit! Perfect Pose!
Ben is so hyped in every one of his scenes I couldn't do anything but smile. A perfect example of how far lifting and a supportive father figure can take you.
Too bad for Peter B parker
Literally everything is Democrat propaganda, they might as well just put a giant label on it
Yeah they’ll deflect and deny it but that’s just what they do
Miles was wanked and glorified to hell but STILL b***hes prefer Miguel