Lets say you are the Japanese government at the very end of the movie.

Lets say you are the Japanese government at the very end of the movie. What do you do with the frozen giant lizard sitting in your city?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    build a theme park around it and turn it into a mega slide

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kaiju sashimi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. And charge the ignorant gaijin a fortune to partake. Rebuild the economy in a fortnight.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grind it up and use it as fertiliser.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold a meeting deciding which department should handle it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      This is the basis of democracy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I vote we let Shin turn into humanoids and have them replace the politicians

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would form a council with several subcommittees to do many impact assessments and cross sectional studies to brainstorm a plan to design an approach to assess a strategy to deal with the issue. I would of course hire many friends and family on this project and stretch it out for years, hopefully decades. Basically the same approach cities like Seattle or LA take to tackling homelessness.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget spending literal millions on lakefront view homeless housing lmao
        and then no homeless ever moving into it
        holy shit I hate Seattle

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to King Kong's body after he fell from the Empire State Building?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      White women extracted his semen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey burgers and ape dogs.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tow him to Bangladesh and leave him there, they'll figure it out

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the movie since theaters but wasn't it heavily implied the humans knew Shin was going to wake back up and the freezing agent was only a temporary solution? I remember the little ones forming out of his back were frozen, mid hatch, and 60 days from then or whatever the japs would have a whole new problem on their hands.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally rewatched it a few hours ago. his internal temperature was -100 something by the end, there's no chance of him waking up again unless they intentionally prod him with shit.

      think of it as a campfire, it's not smoldering where you can just add more wood on top of the coals and get it going again. it's completely put out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        His temperature can and WILL raise back up because that's how life fricking works.
        >this water was put in a freezer and turned into ice
        >I'll just drop it in the middle of the street
        >there's no way it will liquify, right?
        You should be arguing about his organs being fricked instead.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The japs did a movie about that called What to Do With the Dead Kaiju.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    chop he's penis off and use it as a dildo while i watch sissy hypno

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    winch it up with 4 of those transport helicopters and drop the shit off in the north pole

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it would be so funny if this happened irl. one day you wake up and theres a giant fricked up lizard destroying tokyo on tv, you shitpost about it on Cinemaphile, then later you watch as the japs ram bullet trains full of explosives into it and pump it full of ice or some shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can only imagine the fricking endless threads about it. I hope alien contact happens at some point during our lives because the posts on here will range from the hilarious to the moronic

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build an impenetrable fortress around it packed to the brim with all kinds of sensors and cameras
    Force everyone in a 100 mile radius to relocate and declare the area a uninhabitable
    Then dig an incredibly long tunnel underneath Godzilla straight down, as far as we can possibly go and load it up with all kinds of explosives, wall to wall
    If he unthaws we drop him into the tunnel and blow it all up
    then we'll use the fortress as a prison for foreign street streamers

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they caused the problem in the first place!

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have to worry about it. The American government would be swarming all over it and probably have it out of Japan in the week.

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