lets settle this Daphne or Velma?

lets settle this Daphne or Velma?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    breasts.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Velma. Outside the Velma show, she is usually better or on par with Daphne, mainly since Daphne is usually the one that gets kidnapped outside select TV shows/movies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You had to bring that up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >school books free

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just steal them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >public school you pay taxes for
        >still have to buy books from a private company that has an unstoppable monopoly
        Gotta love it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What really fricked me up was the $200 stack off loose-leaf paper without a binding I had to buy for biology because it was the only way to get the CD key to even access the fricking homework. We didn't even use the book at all for either semester of the class. Every professor that does this bullshit deserves a papercut from every single one of those pages that every single student has to buy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's in high school. Not quite old enough for the college scam of $200 for the latest edition that didn't add any new information, just shuffled a few paragraphs around and arbitrarily moved chapter 5 to chapter 2, just to say it's "different."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$12 sweater (thrifted)
      >$5 socks (walmart)
      >FREE books (those are not free)
      >$45 boots (impossible price, boots are cheap at goodwill or like 65-150 retail, unless they're shit)
      the united states is hell

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The state AND the county collect a sales tax, and major retail oligarchy and collusion drive up prices beyond the already inflated baseline caused by the fricking Fed printing infinite money with no restrictions.

        I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all right legit do you guys think they stopped the production of the second batch of episode after the backlash?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show WAS MADE for backlash, they could only fail if the number of people hate watching it was not enough to justify more episodes or if someone told zoomers that piracy is a thing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if someone told zoomers that piracy is a thing
          Oh they know it exists, they just don't know how to do it. That's why you find them in every thread asking "mega??" like a broken record.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >school books
      >free

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only contrarians and autists pick Velma

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Velma was always the popular pick precisely because they thought they were being contrarian.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the case prior to the 2000s, but it's not so much now. People on the internet generally prefer Velma since she's perceived as the underdog pick, and try to push her as this severely underrated beauty more worthwhile than Daphne, often times depicting her with breasts larger than she actually has.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daphne overall.
      Mystery Inc ruined Velma and she never recovered from that personality schtick they gave her.

      Depends on the Velma. OG Velma was ready to bang and could be a horny minx too. Even Mystery Incorporated Velma only went dyke because Shaggy was too much of a wimp to dick her down before she went out for Taco Tuesdays with Hot Dog Water. Scoobynatural even doubled down on horndog Velma ready to bang at a moment's notice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly choosing Daphene is the true Contrarian pic and only because it's the less popular option. Contrarian means going against the norm, if everyone does it it stops being contrarian.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daphne was created to be the sexy one that everyone wanted. The bombshell, the babe.
        Velma was just the frumpy one who got to be smart.
        But people latched onto Velma as more of a "girl next door" type and that's just had more lasting appeal than the perceived unattainable beauty of Velma.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne overall.
    Mystery Inc ruined Velma and she never recovered from that personality schtick they gave her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Daphne has steadily improved since they began developing her more.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne obviously.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a jock, I fricking hate nerds

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne. Redheads are bestheads (except for Raven, who is better than Starfire), and velma can NEVER be this cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was gonna say velma cause glasses but this gif changed my mind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Likes Daphne better
      based
      >Likes Raven better
      Cringe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >except for Raven, who is better than Starfire
      Gigacringe

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When the porn parody has more dynamic and interesting posing than most current industry cartoons

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fred is best

    Trap Fred would be Peak Fred

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is derpixon a girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 90% sure

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. You can tell, girls have a very specific pornographic sensibility.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They didn't include Space Kook
    Tragic, truly tragic.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goyslopixon
    >DUDE THE JOKE IS INCREDIBLY TAME VANILLA PORN LOL IM SO FRICKING CLEVER
    Black person no one thinks you're funny. At least porn memes like Tails on a bench, Exodia and Animan have the shock value angle to them. All this and shit like Ankha Zone reveals is that you have the most basic b***h taste when it comes to porn. Frick that hack Derpixon and his shitty goyslop porn animations that only the most normalgaygiest of zoomers give a single frick about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice copypasta, pilgrimschizo. People like cute girls, get over it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your wannabe hentai goyslop back to Twitter, zoomerhomosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sheer irony of anyone using "slop" terminology accusing anyone else of being a thoughtless NPC

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What else can you use to describe Derpixon's work? Other than boring, slop is a perfect descriptor. Garbage slop for the most safe, lowest common denominator of coomers. Even shit like Maplestar is better than this crap. Shit trying to mimick the japs but with none of the "totally icky" stuff that zoomers would have an anxiety attack over.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you exactly imply is "unsafe"? Usually stuff like noncon doesn't do well with anxiety attack twitter zoomers, and Derpixon's shit is full of noncon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            e-girlcon, bestiality, public use, schoolgirls, etc.
            And zoomers are full of contradictions, they only give a shit about problematic artists if the opportunity allows it. Derp will be on the chopping block soon enough and have his Patreon banned for all of the shitty rape cartoons he has made over the years. All you need is a couple dozen of reports. Subscribestar is better anyways and needs a normalgay artist like him to chase away any stigma it might generate. Either way it'll be nice to see a big artist like him have his ego be knocked down a few pegs.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >e-girlcon
              That's just straight up illegal in some places, and not every artist is inherently going to be into it. Derpixon has done underage teen characters though even if it isn't explicitly "e-girl".
              >bestiality
              Similar as before, but a lot of monster stuff is similar. Plus derpixon has done zombie wolves before
              >public use
              Doesn't seem that different to what derpixon usually does, there are multiple "sex in public" animations, and similarly that animation of the praying nun essentially being free use in order to pass a test.
              >schoolgirls
              Schoolgirl uniform is very normie, and even if he hasn't specifically done stuff with characters in the uniform it really isn't on some higher level than his usual work.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How come he still has a Patreon then?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lucky I guess? Doesn't put the stuff Patreon would shut him down for specifically on Patreon? Idk, I don't use that site.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Despite them claiming there's a concrete rhyme and reason to what they do, Patreon will frick people over on a whim.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you're just mad that he's not making content that you are into

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Safe
          >Most of it is gay rape shit
          If you're gonna shit on Derpixon at least do so because the type of porn he makes is shit and not because it's somehow appealing to normalgay coomers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's not a "joke" it's just high quality animated porn.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        “High quality”

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's low quality about it?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's too popular so i have to hate it to be le based >:)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you, porn meme police?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I am! I'm also trans btw just thought I'd let everyone know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating on vanilla
      Not everyone is a gay who hides behind porn addiction as the excuse for their latent homosexuality, chaim.

  16. 7 months ago
    El Barto

    …cindy bear

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne 100% of the time.
    Velma is the Redditor's choice.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fanart Velma > Fanart Daphne
    Canon Daphne > Canon Velma
    Except for a Pup Named Scooby Doo, the live action and maaaybe the anime trilogy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the anime trilogy
      what

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zombie Island/Witches Ghost/Alien Invaders
        Their Velma was really cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zombie Island/Witches Ghost/Alien Invaders
      Their Velma was really cute.

      CyberChasebros... We're always forgotten.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The quality took a nosedive. It's not bad but I don't watch it every year like the other three.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it was a shit movie that heralded the end of the renaissance. Even as a kid I watched and had this realisation of "oh frick, the Good Era is over isn't it? We're back to shitty direct-to-DVD movies :(". The other three movies are filled with soul. Each has a distinct setting that it really fricking nails, dripping with atmosphere and great characters that fit the setting perfectly. Then comes the muh videogame movie and it's completely fricking soulless with no distinct setting to speak of and no characters. It also committed the cardinal sin of making a story about being stuck in a videogame where the proposed gameplay sucks fricking ass. All they do is run from generic videogame monsters in generic videogame environments until they grab the exit-key for the level. How fricking riveting.

        Only people who were literal babies when they first watched it thinks it belongs anywhere near the other three. Like my little brother who insists it's as good to this day out of pure nostalgia.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no characters? it had fred, fred, velma, velma, daphne, daphne, shaggy, shaggy, scooby, and scooby.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            and they were all FLAT

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the actual game they made out of it was okay

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the western rule 34 animators have such abysmal taste? Tentacles/monsters are so shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Tentacles and Monsters are fun. It's good to take advantage of the animated medium by doing more unusual stuff like that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t self insert as a tentacle or a monster. What are normies even jerking off to? I’d get it if rape was the point but it’s always really mild reluctance into consensual. I can’t get invested in this style of lewd beyond “hot girl get fricked”.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can’t self insert as a tentacle or a monster.
          Really? Because I can.
          >What are normies even jerking off to?
          Usually vanilla stuff
          > I’d get it if rape was the point but it’s always really mild reluctance into consensual.
          Personally I enjoy my porn more if the girl is also shown to be enjoying it, So even when it starts non consensual I enjoy when it changes to consensual party way through.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the style of porn you make when you’re raised on live action western pornography. It’s meant to highlight the girl’s performance and strip away anything else.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because for this fricking once this is Scooby Doo / Halloween related stuff?
      What did you expect? Some bestiality with dog?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        considering Derp's older work, yes
        some of his first stuff was Jill Valentine getting fricked by a zombie dog and Mr. X

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dog stuff is at least less saturated, but would also be a waste for a once in a blue moon effort filled project. The japs have it right, vanilla self inserts are king.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vanilla is good but you can always just watch regular porn for that. When you take the time to make a full animation it doesn't hurt to do something you can't do with live action.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Regular porn doesn’t usually have stories, and 2D girls are more attractive. The “can’t do in real life” aspect is stuff like Xray or heart shaped pupils or camera angles, things like that.
            I don’t mind more out there stuff but it seems like there’s an oversaturation of generic evil men/monsters plowing some girls. Mix it up a little, damn. Give me a boy with personality or a self perspective animation over a tentacle rape any day.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I've never really found there to be a lack of vanilla animations out there. I'd still reckon they are the most abundant by default so it seems pretty silly to me for people to be complaining when stuff other than the most common type of porn gets made. Maybe it's just a matter of grass always seeming greener on the other side.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If by animations you mean gifs or stuff without narrative, then sure. I’m talking about these full blown Zone-style animations. The vast majority of them are generic gangbangs or monsters/villains. Porn comics have a healthy balance, as do WEGs, but animations do not (especially 2D ones).

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well the one Derpixon did before the scooby doo one was vanilla, it was the workout video one. Mime and Dash was also pretty vanilla outside of there being two girls, unless you specifically require dialogue to go with the narrative. And even in the party games video, the bunny men where hardly even monsters, they were pretty much buff dudes in masks since we rarely saw their faces anyway.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not that I necessarily need vanilla, I’m just tired of faceless men/monsters being the norm. It just ends up boiling down to a girl getting fricked without any of the other aspects of what makes a good erotic story. Just out of my ass, take Incog’s Ben 10 comic as a positive example. There’s some character there, some back and forth, like I’m not just watching an animated pornhub video.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, well the biggest hurdle you'll find is time and budget. You seem to want more effort into the story and narrative so the guy is more fleshed out, but when you're an animator like derpixon you can't really dedicate that much time to that sort of thing if you want a more steady output of videos. Even the story in this latest one is extremely simple, they find monsters, they frick the monsters, and that's pretty much it. A comic can do a whole lot more storywise because you aren't having to animate everything, just draw the panels. And dialogue is easy because everything can be put into speech bubbles instead of lip syncing.

                Of course it isn't like Derpixon is uncapable of more narrative focused stuff, it just is gonna be a rarer thing that takes more time. The Fandletales 2 video is essentially that, a lot of it is dedicated to the actual story where the male character is actually a character instead of a faceless guy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don’t think you need a lot to establish a better scenario than walk into room, be ambushed by dick. One of the rare examples, take that one animation of Dipper in Mabel’s body going on a date that Mabel doesn’t want to mess up (while Mabel’s spirit watches). Much more original premise with a stronger hook and the length is shorter than this. It’s his time and effort so I can’t tell him what to do, but this content is so rare and special to begin with it makes me sad how much of it makes the same concessions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I've heard of that one before, although the spirit thing does sound pretty creative. Bodyswap porn like that, especially across different genders is obviously a bit more niche of course.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s definitely an overdone scenario. A bit more originality in the context of the erotic action goes a long way.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Velma.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne all the way

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do I have to choose?

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the past i would have said they are both really good for different reasons leaving the answer to just anons taste

    but now even without counting the Velma shitshow i think daphne is better, i fricking hate how they write velma now she isn't smart she just goes "uhm acthually science good paranormal stuff isn't real" and then the world bends over to make her seem like she is right, daphne has remained kind of the same, i don't know what happened but my theory is that more depressed jaded women got into the scooby writers room and self inserted hard as velma, velma hasn't been fun in a long time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly what happened. People self inserted into Velma and ruined the character. Daphne is safe because she's a sSacy anyway.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem...
    twitter.com/ecchipoo/status/1714700369849168368

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of looks irl I'd probably go for Velma since she's less basic and seems more approachable. In terms of personality, I'm not sure. They differe from interpretation to interpretation. Daphne is usually a basic b***h and Velma is usually a bit autistic. I think generally speaking I'd probably go for Velma again since she's more likely to share some interests or sat interesting things.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is untrue now that people projected onto her and gave her the Lisa treatment where she is a mouthpiece for the writer to make the writer think what they are saying is smart because the smart person is saying it. She is thus literally a worse character and Daphne has a better personality because she is at least fun to be around and isn't trying to ruin things for you. She was a little bit always like this but in the beginning she was just overexcited to describe the barimetric properties of being lost in a fog rather than commentary on society. In a sense, she was actually a nerd and seemed as such as opposed to being classified as the smart one.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Body: Velma
    Mind: Daphne

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt I'd have anything in common with Daphne, but Velma might share some hobbies and interests and we'd probably generally be able to find more to talk about or explore together if we were dating

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible to choose, both are S-tier and I’m open minded with my preferences enough that I can’t prefer one or the other. It’s like asking if I prefer sunsets or a quiet, rainy day. The only choice that’s more difficult is Starfire or Raven.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still with her. Sorry brehs.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't we have both?
    Also, sauce me, my internet-fu isn't strong enough to find that shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      derpixon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you tomodachi.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne because I like the gap moe and her kinks are cute too.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Velmagays obsessed with her? I feel like it’s projection because Daphne reminds them of the Stacies who rejected them and velma is the fantasy of the girl who wouldn’t

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the white, straight, CIS, sweater filling, crushing heavy on Shaggy Velma back!
    That was HOT!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > velma has been shown to crush on Shaggy, Johnny Bravo, I think even Fred in some versions
      > yeah bro she’s totally a lesbian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly, in this day and age of WOKE, PC thuggery, that's what they've made her.
        (Oh, and not only is she no longer white, she hates white people!)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even in the 70s they dropped hints and jokes that Velma was a lesbian.
          No one cared until you homosexual npc got your marching orders to get outraged over "woke" things that had happening for decades.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even in the 70s they dropped hints and jokes that Velma was a lesbian.
            No, they didn't

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They did. They usually had to keep it subtle to get past the censors, but they were there.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay couldn't post proof
                NTA but just another example how far pc Black folk will go with their lies to "own" the chuds

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne. Velma seems like she would inevitably turn into annoying Twitter feminist

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Velma has been shilled to hell and back, plus the artists always give her a ridiculously perfect plump voluptuous body. Poor daphne

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why mid-80's scooby cartoons did not have Velma and Fred.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fred and Velma don't bring much to show besides the former coming with up plans to trap the culprits and the latter putting the clues together to help solve the mystery. Up until the end of the episodes, much of the focus is on Shaggy and Scooby who are the biggest cowards of the group and provide more entertainment when it comes to interacting with the monsters, and Daphne is just there because she's the designated eye candy of the group and the occasional damsel in distress, because every show at the time needed one to help drive the heroes forward.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne and Velma are both cute in different ways.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne would be better to date.
    But Velma would be better to marry.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    EARTH
    WIND
    FIRE
    AND

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Water and Heart?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOOOOOOO PLANET

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its always daphne! Fred is also the best character.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daphne Blake was always best girl. People only went for Velma because they thought she was easily obtainable.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living in camp daphne is suffering. I have to just sit here and watch as year after year we see Velma get preferential treatment from hentai artists, high quality full animated porn videos, she got a pretty good looking blender model years ago and many of the top animators have created animations for her. While I just sit here waiting for table scraps thrown daphne's way.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone latching onto Velma signaled to the artists that they could start drawing Daphne like this and no one would notice

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