LICORICE PIZZA

It's better than There Will Be Blood. Far less pretentious, and the world the characters inhabit feels much more populated and "real."

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably the worst viewing experience I've had in the past 5 years

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie flopped because of the ugly actress

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she almost becomes a gay beard in the 70s
      shes cannonicaly not hot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was a lot going on in this post and I see it and appreciate it

        NEARLY FLAWLESS
        >There Will Be Blood

        SOLID
        >Punch Drunk Love
        >Boogie Nights
        >Licorice Pizza

        MID
        >The Master

        SUBPAR
        >Hard Eight
        >Inherent Vice
        >Phantom Thread

        ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT FOR WHICH EVERYONE INVOLVED SHOULD'VE BEEN EXECUTED
        >Magnolia

        Boogie nights isn't even that good. The Master ties with it. Phantom Thread is also ABOUT something which can hardly be said about Boogie Nights, Licorice Pizza, or Inherent Vice. Also your low ranking of Magnolia is fricking gay.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't "get" PTA's movies.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate her face

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that's a real comical cartoon-y cover. Weird that that they'd do the girl like that. No way she really looks like that... right?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a woman

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this movie being compared to There Will Be Blood?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were written and directed by the same person, you dope.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So was Mad Max and Happy Feet. why compare them?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    double digit IQ

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't bad, I enjoyed it, but it was nothing new. He kinda just did Boogie Nights with a spin on it. It's not as bad as Asteroid City, where it seems like Wes Anderson was trying to make a Wes Anderson movie about a Wes Anderson movie and put every single one of his trademarks in there. After a certain point you run out of ideas. Even clint did cry macho. That being said, I also have a bias because I was 19 dating a 28 year old college dropout who couldn't figure out what she wanted to do with her life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did she end up doing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've been me

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pseuds pretend to like this shit because its made by the reddit approved director

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a beautiful film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For gays

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright which Robert Altman movie does this one rip off

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was underwhelmed but liked it better than Inherent Vice.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pretentious

    Ah, the favorite buzzword of modern lazy "reviewing" and "critique".

    Opinion discarded.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buzzword
      I am rubber, you are glue.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for confirming that you're 12.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry for employing genuine wit instead of dressing an empty statement in the garb of feigned intellect.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can only imagine the 3rd world shithole you live in where such a common replying resource is considered "genuine wit".

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever hate a movie so much that you're physically scowling at the screen while watching it? That was Licorice Pizza for me. By far the worst movie of the 2020s so far.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it and like nothing really happens, it just seemed to be like nostalgia bait for boomers plus random cameos like Bradly cooper

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nostalgia b8 for boomers
      Tarantino loved it and it was precisely because that's what it was.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the only good film from back to front that he's made since 1999 kek. Inb4 homosexuals pretend otherwise.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched maybe 20 mins on Prime and shut that shit off.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate it. I just wanted another Inherent Vice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inherent Vice is one of PTA's worse. Story just kind of wanders around aimlessly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rumor has it that PTA's next project is an Adaption of Vineland, of which Inherent Vice is a spirtual prequel to (iirc Zoyd's band appears in Inherent Vice)

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The name of the movie shits me
    The chick is ugly
    I'll never watch it

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was cast a not hideous girl

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao they tried to subtly sneak in the eye bags in the drawing.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really bad movie

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen it solely because that is a really stupid fricking name. Can't take it seriously.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate these gay pretentious names some movies have lately
    >Licorice Pizza
    >Gunpowder Milkshake
    >Glass Onion
    Do you get it
    It's food that would be disgusting or borderline inedible, we're so smart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      glass onion is a beatles song, no idea if there's any thematic connection to the movie though, haven't seen it

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEARLY FLAWLESS
    >There Will Be Blood

    SOLID
    >Punch Drunk Love
    >Boogie Nights
    >Licorice Pizza

    MID
    >The Master

    SUBPAR
    >Hard Eight
    >Inherent Vice
    >Phantom Thread

    ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT FOR WHICH EVERYONE INVOLVED SHOULD'VE BEEN EXECUTED
    >Magnolia

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get better taste you homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you’re moronic bro, go watch a Michael Mann flick you homosexual poser

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MID
      >>The Master

      PIG FRICK

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone want to watch this 'story'?
    sounds fricking terrible and pointless

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never seen a movie poster lie so badly about the appearance of a cadt member

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie that exists solely for trailer shots

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey fellow Cinemaphile posters
    >We're definitely showing the chuds

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reading this thread I guess I'm the only person that finds her hot. Terrific nips and I actually like her face. I like girls with big beaks though, so there's that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute but that poster looks nothing like her
      That poster is a conventially attractive woman
      The actress herself is definitely not

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That poster is a conventially attractive woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her appearance and personality do have their charms tbqh. I actually like her face (despite everything) I think it's her body that is a little awkward

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. she’s homely, definitely a 6. I think the guy is fricking worse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he just looks like a normal enough, overweight, pockmarked teen to me

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you circumcised, anon?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was ok. Main leads were distractingly ugly though. Def not better than There Will be Blood, or even the garment woodwiener one. But PTA is still undefeated. Literally incapable of not making Kino.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We can all agree PTA is in the top five American directors working today right? You’re not a contrarian homosexual are you anon? Hard Eight is my favorite but he only makes Kino

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do people get paid to make these kind of threads? How do I apply to get a job like this?

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