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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a dad that was 80 years old when you were born

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this mother fricker like you wouldn't believe and i can't tell you why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only funny thing he ever did was get Bill Burr and his wife and Wesley Snipes daughter painted on his wall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Burr, now being a full time cuck, was absolutely fine with this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes not the worst LA comic. Hes better as a guest than on his own though. Dont like his stand up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok Bill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we know why Tom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because of how much he plays up the soft, emotional guy-in-touch-with-his-feelings schtick. It gets old and makes him seem one dimensional.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same. I can’t put my finger on it but I avoid anything he’s in. just annoys the shit out of me

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How boring is the average Cinemaphileedditor's life that someone telling pretty normal stories is seen as a liar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disturbingly boring. You might break down and cry if you saw a time lapse of my life over the last few years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know right. reminds me of this time my boy mike, the dude had 3 arms called him three hand sam even though his name's mike, right? and one day thre hand sam tripped on a rake in his back yard and broke all three arms, that's some real shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He would be pretty funny in 2004

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episodes of his podcast with Shane Gillis are good. I watched him on Joe Rogan and it was pretty amusing to see Joe not picking up on like half of Theo's jokes. I've never seen his standup but I have a feeling I wouldn't like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty amusing to see Joe not picking up on like half of Theo's jokes
      He gets them. He's not actually that moronic. For some reason he feels weirdly threatened by Theo being funnier than him. He doesn't do this for other comics.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE MY BROTHER SPENT MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD TRYING TO PUT HIS PENIS IN MY BUTTHOLE LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf? Like actually is this projection or..?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that was his entire act when he first made it big

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems nice enough but I’ve never found him funny. The absurdity of what he says and the pattern of speech he uses all tell you to laugh, but there’s often nothing actually funny. Who cares if he’s a liar though? Isn’t exaggeration expected by his audience? He tells tall tales.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Who cares if he’s a liar though? Isn’t exaggeration expected by his audience? He tells tall tales.
      This. You're a spaz if you have a problem with that. The only problem is that his quirkiness veers into Reddit territory too quickly and it becomes tiring to listen to him for an extended period of time.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find Theo pretty hilarious in small doses. What I don't understand is how I can acknowledge that his entire sense of humor is basically telling made up stories but I still find it funny, whereas I think Joey Diaz is completely full of shit and I'm so tired of him. Neither one of them piss me off as much as seeing Danny Brown all over the podcast circuit lately, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Neither one of them piss me off as much as seeing Danny Brown all over the podcast circuit lately, though.
      Never heard any of it but I already know for a fact that he's funnier than Khalyla and Tom Segura's wife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if by funny you mean obnoxiously talking over people and being loud then yeah you'll love it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically more agreeable than listening to women attempt to be funny.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    L.A comedians are all dull as shit because they are hoping for movie deals.
    It's only entertaining to watch ironically. Like Schaub's CTE and Whitney Cumming's Adderall induced psychosis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is it.

      I get the feeling that 70-80% of comedians in LA just plan to use comedy as a launching pad to become a normal actor celebrity. As part of the plan they need to be inoffensive and "on the right side of things" as possible instead of caring about being funny.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has some good moments, like when he described Eddie bravo as a deaf jack Russell, or when he was talking about eating a vietnamese guy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you or someone love is addicted to cocaine please get help

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't buy this guy's nice guy persona.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could never watch this guy because he looks like someone 100% from some sort of 90s nostalgia. Like I swear he was in tonnes of movies back in the day but he wasn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you probably just watched road rules or the spin off's real world vs road rules

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theo is pretty funny, I’m surprised so many people here hate him

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to just think he was dumb, but now he's all tight with Chris Delia and Bryan callen and those frickin dudes are weasels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is? That sucks because I hate both of those guys, it makes me dislike Theo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that true? I thought Theo recently quit The Pink And The Stink over the shit Callen and Schaub pulled on Bobby Lee

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The comedian podcast drama circle jerk is awful and I'm tired of pretending it's not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They all have the same guests, eachother, on every week
      >One of them has a shitty Netflix special so it's time for all of them to say that it's incredible
      Exhausting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seriously
        >one of them is a cuck and breaks up with goblina gold digging gf
        >everyone feels the need to comment and say how they are above it but would bang her
        pathetic

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I for one like gay porn.Copious amounts of gay porn. GAY PORN

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am sick of """comedians""" who tell stories in a funny way. Not even funny stories, just lame-ass stories le epically exaggerated to seem funny. Why doesn't anyone tell actual jokes anymore?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha theo you are banging my wife!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals really don't realise that every single thing on the screens is dancing monkeys for your entertainment. your homosexual comments included. I couldn't give a shit what happens to a single one of you or these people who show up on the screen more often. Its a parasocial joke that you give a shit if they are "good" or "bad" people. its all for my entertainment. Now dance some more for me monkeys. shake your ass thots and keep yelling at each other

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the wrong here? https://youtu.be/q0pgaWhyOOo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theo for sure. Bill was probably pissed off that hed tell such a dumb lie right infront of him to seem cool. "Hell yeah bro i got a bj fro ma girl on the coolest helicopter ever shit was mad cash, it was a secret airfield and everything... Yeah she goes to a different school though

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy literally pays pajeets to flood tiktok with his shitty podcast accounts. I've blocked at least 50 of them. All I'm trying to do is coom to some teenage girls and this fricker keeps popping up im my feed

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