>Life dealt me a bad hand, Ray, but I worked at it. I got all the cards together until I became the frickin' dealer
>But now we're playin' chess
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>Life dealt me a bad hand, Ray, but I worked at it.
>Life dealt me a bad hand, Ray, but I worked at it. I got all the cards together until I became the frickin' dealer
>But now we're playin' chess
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>They say life is a game of chess. It turns out I've been playing UNO my whole fricking life, Ray. Caspere knew this.
>They say don't get caught with your pants down, Ray. I didn't even own a fricking pair until I was 23.
>my whole life everything fell out of my hands, Ray
>it's only now that I look down at my hands and realize they're feet
>Did you get any good advice from your father Raymond? Mine was a miserable frick, but he did leave me with one thing I can use in this life... He told me everyone is behind the wheel, steering to their lives to a destination. But you know what else Ray? Most people are just fricking cab drivers
>They say expand your horizons, Ray. All I know is that I'm wearing adult diapers. Caspere knew this.
>They say when in Rome act Roman
>But we aren't in Rome, Ray
>We are in denial, and I'm up the Rubicon without crossing it
Casper knew this
>They say its a dog eat dog world out there, Ray. But I'm the fricking chinaman. Caspere knew this.
This whole business is like a casino at the lake ray. Go fish.
Vinceposting > any S1 meme
True but S1 > S2
true except maybe sometimes the occasional reggie ladeoux namedrop
EVEN truer
NEVER LOST MY KEYS
I don’t even know why I bother trying to vincepost, this guy did the best one 8 years ago. Nothing can top this
I don't get it
"Getting" something isn't the same as understanding it. Caspere knew this.
I don't understand it either
>it's a dog eat dog world. but guess what, I'm the dog catcher. and I run a chinese buffet.
lol
Thanks that was my 1st try.
the only decent version of this meme
I got more, but it's best to go out on top!
Find me in the Goon threads. I'm here all night!
The ghosts of who I've been weren't all friendly ray. Casper knew this
Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.
But that's stupid.
"Life dealth me a bad hand, Ray, but life didn't realize I'm an octopus.