Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Laief is cruwell. Hwy shud the ahftarlaife baie eny defferent-ah?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct-ah

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was kind of a buffoon as a villain constantly getting outwitted by everyone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he was a captain first and foremost, and he was dumb enough to fall in love with a goddess. Clearly, he wasn't the smartest fish in the school

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I simped for a voodoo sea goddess instead of accepting a major religion with a concept of paradise in the afterlife, so yeah I would probably go to hell immediately under almost any belief system including my own
    >But like, eternal salvation and heaven might suck too for all you know
    >You should just work on my boat for 100 years for free bro
    >I won't even whip you that much
    >Yeah I get that your lord and savior died for your sins but I bet he doesn't have a rad gigantic octopus that fricks people up
    >Come on bro join my crew
    >We sing songs and play this dice game sometimes, it's really fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That's a cool afterlife you got there
      >It'd be a shame if the guy whose job it is to guide you there just quit

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEATHAH
    SOULSAH
    FOUR FOURSAH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At worlds end really wasn’t that bad, I don’t get why everyone shits on it
      >the beginning with the gallows and singing
      >the multiple jacks sequence
      >the dead kraken scene
      >the guy with the wooden eyeball getting his moment when it’s time to release calypso
      >it’s just good business

      >15 year old cgi BTFO all modern computer slop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At worlds end is kino. It just goes all out so it was too much for some people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My only real gripe with it is how unnecessarily convoluted the plot became. The effects and most of the scenes are still kino, though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kira becoming the pirate king didn't need to happen, in fact the whole sao feng story thread could have been cut. Jack should have voted for barbossa to be the pirate king, would have been a better development between those characters, and would tie in to Barbossa being a pirate king in the 5th movie. Then since Kira's speech before the battle used language from Hector's speech at the court, which admittedly they do show him aknowledging that she quoted him, they could have juat had him deliver it. Would have gone down in history almost as well remembered as Theodin's.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t get that. The franchise starts out with zombie pirates and the second movie had squid or shark hybrids plus a disembodied heart in a treasure chest and a squid the size of a ship, but audiences drew the line at a Black folk sea goddess and Chinese pirates?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At worlds end is PVRE KINO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole trilogy is kino, especially the third movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >15 year old cgi
        late 2000s early 2010s was the golden age of cgi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          18 actually.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          15 year old cgi would be cgi from 2009 aka the first Avatar

          PotC is 20 year old cgi

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baldur gate 3

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because God sent his prophets to man to explain to them that this life is a test and temporary. On judgement day all shall be judged according to their choices in lofe and wil be sent to heaven or hell.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Pirates of the Caribbean shit posts

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you fear death
    >all your sins laid bare
    >i can postpone judgement
    >100 years before the mast
    >will ye serve

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CALYPSO...WHY DAHNT YA GIF ME YER PUSHYAH?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it do be havin dee crabs mon haha

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    davy jones looks like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eh, sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even a person with the best life ever is destined to lose everyone he loves and then die alone and afraid. I think it's inherently cruel.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >falls in love with the goddess of the sea
    >she takes physical form
    >some ugly nigress with a stupid fricking accent and she looks like she fricking stinks too
    >oh well, you still love her enough to look past that
    >make a deal that you do your job and then every 10 years or whatever it was you get to come to shore and frick like rabbits for the day
    >worth it
    >10 years pass
    >she doesn't show up
    >you were willing to look past what an ugly stinky nigress she is and give her a chance and that fricking prostitute flaked on you
    Yeah I'd be pretty pissed too

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