This film was mediocre, but it's probably still better than 90% of capeshit.
Why the frick did it tank so goddamn hard?
Lightyear thread
This film was mediocre, but it's probably still better than 90% of capeshit.
Why the frick did it tank so goddamn hard?
Outrage youtubers killed iy
Nobody asked for it, nobody wanted it, nobody went to see it.
>Nobody asked for it, nobody wanted it, nobody went to see it.
I'm a millenialgay, and I loved the first two films, The Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Show, and the Toy Story 2 videogame on N64.
I really REALLY wanted to like this movie.
Right, you liked Buzz Lightyear the toy, and Buzz Lightyear the cartoon. You never asked for Buzz Lightyear the real guy.
Are you me?
Idk bro. Tell me about your week? I'm a millenial gaming nerd but I never played a fallout game until my sister just showed me how Fallout: New Vegas works. I thought it was boring and stupid that it take 30 headshots to kill most normal characters, but she likes the story.
just make them blue instead of black and its a great movie
>Why the frick did it tank so goddamn hard?
Trailer was bad.
NuPixar doesn't have a positive must-see reputation.
"I'll watch it on DisneyPlus"
Internet outrage machine wrongfully tried to argue that lesbianism is bad instead of hot.
The public is finding IP mining tiresome.
>origin story for a toy
Something just occurred to me.
The target demo of nostalgic millennials would probably feel awkward walking into a kids movie.
Hence why I watched a camrip.
https://www.tokyvideo.com/video/lightyear-full-movie-free
Hot lesbianism is hot, woke lesbianism is cringe
>muh kids film should have raunchy lesbian sex scenes
Buddy I agree but we've gotta be realistic and take what we can get, just use your imagination.
>Hot lesbianism is hot, woke lesbianism is cringe
Hot lesbianism mostly just exists in porn, or as “bisexuals” trying to get attention. Actual committed lesbians are usually woke, and lesbian couples often lose their sex drive.
anyone remembers a 2000s blonde, short pornstar called Sophie something? She had this incredible lesbian vid where she is dripping wet, like literally pussy juice just dripping off her wet panties until the other chick slurps it.
>Internet outrage machine wrongfully tried to argue that lesbianism is bad instead of hot.
I REALLY doubt the white girl was actually a girl because
>child is a male
HOW? and before the inevitable inb4 we're living in times where globohomosexual are pushing trans like there're no tomorrow
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Can't peddle woke films worldwide because outside of the Amerishart israelite bubble no one likes homosexual demoralized dead civilization goyslop
The lesbianism in that movie is mentioned briefly and in passing. Black woman's gf isn't even a character in the movie, and the homosexuality could be snipped from the movie without even the minimal effort rewriting and rerecording new dialogue or scenes. It's enough to just say black woman had a granddaughter, and that's it.
Homosexuality isn't preventing normies from watching "Everything Everywhere All at Once." I haven't watched capeshit in a while, but they're probably plenty gay, and still successful.
>The lesbianism in that movie is mentioned briefly and in passing.
And yet all anyone ever talked about was the lesbian kiss rather than the movie itself, and it was banned in several countries including China. Let that be a lesson next time they try to include gay shit. I say this as someone with a lesbian sister that I support.
You also support her never getting fully accepted in society as an equal I guess.
>the homosexuality could be snipped from the movie without even the minimal effort rewriting and rerecording new dialogue or scenes
They literally did that, then the gay employees at Pixar demanded it get put back in because they were seething at Ron DeSantis. From there the gay kiss became basically the only thing people talked about and it bombed.
Social activist employees essentially lost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars, kek. Lasseter would have slapped them down with an iron fist.
Lassester hates the animated series by the way, also his original idea for cars was better.
CHUDS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>Hobbit 2 only failed because trolls.
I read this and I think about a cringey guy like CGP Grey, an education-tuber and podcaster who is a turbonerd redditor who once made a video that looked like a commercial for reddit advertising it as "the home of anonymous"...
CGP Grey said his expectations for the Hobbit movies were low and he still thought it sucked. I guess he's just a homophone or something.
>Hobbit 2
He's talking about Roast Mutton, the second chapter of the book...
>He's talking about Roast Mutton, the second chapter of the book...
Oh wow. That's a really out of frickin' nowhere reference.
He might as well have said "much like Shindler's List and American History X, it has a lot to do with bigotry."
Infact if he said that, it would have been less stupid or awkwardly worded.
>there’s just no way people genuinely dislike my soulless corporate garbage
>it must be the trolls!
These fricking c**ts live in a totally different reality. How do they become so deluded? This prick must not have a single iota of self-awareness to post something like this, most non-NPCs would use this time to reflect on where they went wrong.
There's not even a kiss!
She gets 3 seconds of screentime just for existing. She doesn't even have a name.
America always clips gay scenes and black people out of Chinese releases.
Why did China ban this movie, and not endless capeshit like Black Panther or "Everything Everywhere All at Once?"
Antagonizing the audience is less effective these days
>Antagonizing the audience is less effective these days
>these days
When was antagonizing audiences effective?
It share neither the traits nor tone of the Buzz Lightyear character and movies he was associated with. If it was about a person not named Buzz and with different looks, the movie would have done great.
Don't care, never going to care. Like most millenials I grew up loving Pixar. But I stopped watching their movies after they got totally bought out by Disney. When was that, like 2011? My ex gf made me watch Coco (okay) and Incredibles 2 (pointless). The second I saw the negress in Lightyear's trailer I hit dislike on the vid and forgot it existed. For me, it's not even a matter of "could it have worked?" It's just that I don't give a frick. Forcing the same old diversity shit makes me actively avoid it. No one will remember that this movie exists in like 6 months.
Nope, didn't even know about the movie until it came out
here bud
https://www.actvid.com/movie/watch-lightyear-full-82063
>movie opens by calling me an idiot
What they mean by this?
> jeet handicam rip
how can anyone watch shit this way
It's those few times when you find yourself in the middle ground.
You highly anticipate/have curiosity for a movie JUST ENOUGH to want to see it, but not quite enough to drive over to the theater.
Obvious unacceptable for a movie you expect to be actually good.
>how can anyone watch shit this way
>tfw he doesn't want real life immerse itself into his kinos.
Nope. I let it pass by me like a fart on the breeze.
I read this and imagined a fat black woman farting in your face, while you try to act aloof.
It just looked fricking boring.
People wanted big galactic adventures with a larger than life hero, they got someone stuck on a brown planet with a failute.
>watching current era Pixar
>not watching Lasseter's upcoming film with a cute lead and terrible fake Irish accents
>not watching something that doesn't exist yet.
You got me there.
this looks like shit but damn I'd like to see some r34 of that chick
Get woke, go broke. Simple as.
It didn't. Everyone I know has seen it. I don't think I've actually met anyone who hasn't said it's the best thing ever.
>Why the frick did it tank so goddamn hard?
Most kids today don't know who it is, adults aren't going to go see a children's cartoon by themselves. And then changing the voice of buzz and making everyone a Black person didn't help.
Why would I want to watch a children's cartoon by myself? And if I had a kid to watch it with why would I want them brainwashed by a gay Black personfest?
>Why the frick did it tank so goddamn hard?
Because it features Butt Lightqueer lmaoooo
Nope, heard about homosexuals and diversity and skipped it. If I wanted communism, I'd go to public school.
I only liked the cat robot because it was cute and (almost) not an moron everytime it was in scene
Nobody was in the mood for it, trailers for it were meh and overall it was average (being generous) so that scared away potential viewers
Because nobody gave a shit about the actual Buzz lightyear, a good part of the plot for the first toy story is how buzz the toy realized he wasn't the character and pretty much had to be his own person, with the second movie reinforcing this point, in other words the original source material outright tells you the character wasn't important. This meant when they tried to make a movie about it it was inevitably going to be an uphill battle to sell it. What made it wose is the simple fact that Pixar has pretty much lost its prestige meaning nobody really gives a shit about its new movies anymore, made worse by the fact it looks fricking ugly. All of these factors pretty much guaranteed it bombing to the point that the only time you see people talking about it is when politically charges morons using three seconds of it as an excuse to talk about gays and how its a good/bad thing, in other words they aren't really talking about the movie at all.
>Because nobody gave a shit about the actual Buzz lightyear
People keep saying this, but then why was "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" popular? The movie should have literally just been a reboot of that. They don't even need to come up with any new ideas and it would've still been awesome.
>The movie should have literally just been a reboot of that.
didn't you get the memo that Old Thing = Bad?
I'll take your word for it because I have no plans to watch it
>hmm, this movie that I will probably hate is out
>should I watch it to confirm that I hate it?
end yourself
The lesbian scene killed it. My sister always sets up these huge groups of family and friends to see movies, we’re talking like 40+ people because they all have kids. She was planning everything and once there was wind of the the woke shit everyone was like no and we just ended up having a movie night at the rich house instead. We call it the rich house because these people we know have their own movie theater in there house and it’s a fall back if the giant group can’t go to the movies or plans fall through somehow. Also on another funny note that dumbledore movie our fricking huge group walked out of because no one did any research on the woke shit. We even got refunds. A couple of parents were like, “wait is he gay with the other dude? WE’RE LEAVING EVERYONES LEAVING GET UP” lmao
based, can I join the friend group as the token diversity guy?
there is nothing to talk about. it's a complete nothing of a film, not enough creative spark to justify its contrived premise.