Lisa's Rival

Why isn't Allison Lisa's friend anymore? So many episodes where Lisa complains about not having any friends or friends that are smart like her and she never brings up Allison. It's weird because she's a background character that shows up a lot, often next to or near Lisa, but she has no speaking lines and they never acknowledge each other.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So many episodes where Lisa complains about not having any friends or friends that are smart like her
    Lisa would rather be the smartest dumb person than the dumbest smart person.
    Her being 'smarter' than everyone around her is her only personality trait. Take that away and she collapses into nothingness and she knows it. It's why she panics. All of a sudden that 'big' fish in the small pond learns there's an ocean and it terrifies her.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething moron.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's voiced by a guest star they can't or won't get back.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >swaps a major character’s voice actor because of poo, np
      >nonono we can’t use a different voice actor for a minor character
      This is what you sound like

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lisa's rival came out like 25 years before the apu shit, it's a completely different show at that point.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a wizard did it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allison supported Trump in 2016 so Lisa had to unperson her.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy's Iron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very good. You may play with the ball

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that was the only anagram possible. That little b***h and her father tried to crush little Lisa Simpson.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >enjoyer rims

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Short answer: Winona Ryder was too expensive to be a regular voice

    In- universe answer: Lisa is an insufferable c**t that doesn’t deserve friends.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lisa is an insufferable c**t that doesn’t deserve friends.
      This is true as well. See the episode where she wants to be on the football team, until she learns that there are already girls there. Then she backs out cause she wanted to be 'the first'. Rotten c**t.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best character
    >Only in two episodes
    At least they didn't ruin him.
    >He ended losing his fortune again
    Goddammit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was in a seconds long phone gag too
      >hi you reached herb i'm poor again
      that was all it was

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lisa has friends or not depending on what the episode requires.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lisa is an insufferable do-gooder, know it all, busy body.
    Alison probably dipped on her as soon as she got on her nerves.
    Lisa got no friends because she has shit character.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you say that Lisa really dropped the ball on that one?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say it's more matt groening's fault for being a masonic shill that gave in to Paul Mcartny's bullshit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds about right. Allison seemed to learn how not to be such a stuck up b***h.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lisa complains about not having any friends or friends that are smart like her
    Sounds like she's just an butthole who can't stop lording her superiority over everyone for a single minute
    Even then, there's a whole world of genuises out there. All she has to do is take one step forward and she'll find someone who's her equal, guaranteed

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's jessica

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they make her into a lesbian?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's weird because she's a background character that shows up a lot, often next to or near Lisa, but she has no speaking lines and they never acknowledge each other.
    The exact same thing happens with Marge's friend Ruth Powers from that Thelma and Louise parody episode.
    She turns up in loads of background shots in subsequent seasons but never gets any kind of dedicated storyline again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allison had one line (by a regular cast member) in "Lard of the Dance" where she complimented the new girl 's (Lisa Kudrow's) purse or something. Supposedly she also spoke in the dance recital when Lisa went to Little Vickie's school, but all the kid's were dressed like astronauts or Martians, so it's hard to tell who was who.

      Ruth had a significant role encouraging Marge to body build and take steroids in the episode where Marge raped Homer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruth even shows up in the background during flashbacks from the time period before she even moved to springfield

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it me, or two versions of the same person?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda want to frick Allison.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sick frick

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the frick out of there with that braindead sitcom trash, it's not even that the Simpsons is a sitcom but one of the worst of them as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just sound like a miserable prick, go cry some more.

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