Yeah don't think a Tiger would do well against a Polar Bear.
Shame the data is a bit muddled by including black bears.
Amur Tiger possibly punch a bit above their weight, it's hard to tell from this data, but even then, sometimes they die, sometimes the bear dies.
Sometimes both walk away.
I'd assume when the tiger starts the fight, it's gonna be an ambush and it's gonna be a smaller bear.
And if it's going badly, the tiger can probably get away more easily than the bear.
tiger wins because of its agility and speed. before the polar bear would even think about an attack the tiger would already be behind him ready to slice its neck
I love this meme that animals fight like RPG characters and that a gorilla can "grapple" its way past an enormous weight difference like an elemental weakness. It's doubly moronic because bears are literally built to grab and wrestle prey twice their size unlike the cuckrilla.
>can actually grapple
Grizzly bears can do judo techniques naturally, they are natural grapplers. There is a video of a grizzly bear cub hip tossing a fully grown dog
Tiger could get lucky and cut open the bears stomach with his hind leg claws once the bear pounds on him but most of the time the bear would probably crush his spine first.
Big cats are just homosexual dex builds who prey on smaller or passive animals who can't fight back. A tiger wouldn't last 30 seconds against a grizzly bear.
A gorilla would easily frick up a bear. They have hands and can actually grapple and shit
Correct me if I'm moronic but I don't even think a gorilla has ever even killed a human in recorded history.
If a lion/tiger weighed around the same amount as the bear the lion would win everytime. In most historically referenced bear vs lion/tiger cage matches either the fight drags on and the lion wins through sheer endurance or the bear wins instantly with a lucky bite to the brain, just like how you can kill an elephant with a single .22 round if the shot placement is perfect enough. Bears are fearsome but they get winded easily from being so fat and lethargic.
Lions skulls are fragile and they easily crushed by the bears strength, the lion is designed to catch prey that is running away and biting its neck which it struggles to do with a bear.
If a lion fights a tiger however despite being lighter and weaker than the tiger pound for pound the lion typically wins. Tigers are solitary hunters that keep a distance from other tigers they are as used to fighting big cats. Lions fight one another as part of their social hierarchy and fighting off foreign lions, their big mane also protects their neck.
>...and quick as a spark on a fire the grizzly bear stood up and swatted the moose in the face. Why it was if you or I would swat a fly, but the impact seemed to me as loud as a gunshot. And then I was absolutely flabbergasted and discombobulated to see, a great upsplash of blood, and the mooses head detatched from the body and landed not three feet from where I was hidden, its eyes staring right at me. The bear sat down immediately and began drinking from the stream as if nothing had happened, as if it were a regular occurance to go decapitating the head of a moose. Never in my life will I forget the power of the grizzly bear...
What comparable feats do tigers have?
Grizzly bears easily beat tigers (no fault of their own, the beast has anywhere from 200-1300 lbs on it). Same with a gorilla too, there is a reason mma/wrestling has weight classes, someone can be stronger p4p and still get butt fricked
You’ve gotta be a dumb motherfricker to even drive through one of those, but the level of stupidity it takes to get out of your car is insane. She deserved to be eaten alive.
>The woman left the car because of an argument with her husband, reported The Legal Evening News, based in Beijing. The Beijing News, also based in the Chinese capital, quoted a friend of the family who denied that the couple had been fighting >The woman who was first attacked was badly injured, and her mother, who left the car in an effort to save her daughter, was killed, The Beijing News reported. The woman’s husband was uninjured, as was their child, who remained in the vehicle, the newspaper said.
Women were a mistake
>Lions wins at first, Uses its speed and agility to slice the bear up >The bear has great enduerance and takes all of the lions blows. >The lion gets tired >The bear picks up the lion and smashes it into the ground, breaking all of its bones >lion unable to move >bear wins
>dad tries telling me that the vaccine is a hoax and scam or whatever because he heard about it in the Joe Rogan interview >"Dad, that was a grizzly bear." >"That's just the liberal media brainwashing you and trying to discredit the truthsayers" >"Dad, it was a literal grizzly bear, like the real animal. it's not a psy-op." >he calls me a cuck
I have a great relationship with my dad, so that just comes off as projection to me. I'm sure he'll be back with that pack of cigarettes any minute now, Tyrone.
>freespeech tourist praising the jannies when they censor things he doesn't like
Go back to your safespace already homosexual
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>Frick troony jannies! I am le based rebe--oh wait, jannies are on my side? Based jannies!
Only israelites are this schizophrenic and obsessed
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>Frick troony jannies! I am le based rebe--oh wait, jannies are on my side? Based jannies!
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>/pol/gays like migatards.
Absolute moron who only knows what other's tell him instead of experiencing first hand. /misc/ hates /ptg/
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Youre at the top of the list of annoying homosexual genetic dead ends that ought to be beaten to death with hammers, hahaha you really showed that imaginary rational government distruster whos boss! Let's use all the schoolyard insults we can on this dude to totally prove that we aren't fart smelling impotent homosexual homies. Maybe the homosexual megalomania is just a burger disease, thank Joe pesci that I live thousands of miles away from your every day stand up bit about the guy who bent his ass over every day and begged for anyones wiener to slip inside and give him the same satisfaction that conforming to what his government, media, homosexual college professors and all other associated queers tell him to think gives him, and then ends the day smugly congratulating himself for making fun of people who don't desire to open up their buttholes. Your sad mind needs technology rehab, spreading pathology like this is collapsing society what the frick would your ancestors think
I think half the time they don't genuinely believe that the baiter is a genuine liberal but are responding as a way of venting the things they wish they could say on other sites/in real life without getting banned/fired/disowned/blacklisted.
Its already proven several times that twitter and discord troons raid this place with intentional spam.
As for le bait - it doesnt matter if you say stupid shit ironically or for real, you are still posting stupid shit and being a moron.
>Silverback gorilla > Rhino
Black person, do you think real life is just Donkey Kong and the gorilla's gonna ride the rhino into a tar pit ot something?
Uh huh but the lions are 3-1 and you are 0-3 about to be 0-4. They've beaten the Chiefs and Packers while you've lost to both.
What makes you think you have even a snowballs chance in hell to not lose by 40+ points?
WHAT? >WHAT?
WHAT? >WHAT?
WHAT? >WHAT?
GORILLAS ARE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION? >WHAT?
GORILLAS ARE THE NUMBER 1 ANIMAL ON LAND? >WHAT?
GORILLAS THINK THEY COULD TAKE DOWN BEAR? >WHAT?
SO I WAS LISTENIN' TO THIS >WHAT?
CONTEMPLATIN' >WHAT?
RUMINATIN' >WHAT?
MEDITATIN' >WHAT?
SO FINALLY I ASKS MYSELF >WHAT?
I ASKS MYSELF >WHAT?
BEAR, >WHAT?
WHERE WOULD A GORILLA HEAD LOOK BEST IN MY CAVE >WHAT?
MOUNTED ABOVE THE FIREPLACE? >WHAT?
ON THE MANTLEPIECE? >WHAT?
ON THE STEREO? >WHAT?
ON THE TOILET? >WHAT?
IN THE TOILET? >WHAT?
SO AS I WAS MAKING THIS DECISION I WAS TRYIN' TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT >WHAT?
A JAR OF HONEY? >WHAT?
A PIC-A-NIC BASKET? >WHAT?
A DUMB FISH? >WHAT?
OR HOW ABOUT A NICE STRIPY STEAK >WHAT?
WITH FRENCH FRIES >WHAT?
WITH ONE BEAR I MEAN BEER >WHAT?
TWO BEERS >WHAT?
THREE BEERS >WHAT?
A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY >WHAT?
AND A CUP OF GORILLAgay TEARS TO WASH IT DOWN WITH >WHAT?
I'M CHALLENGING YOU GORILLA >WHAT?
I'M CHALLENGING YOU >WHAT?
AND SINCE WE'RE RIGHT HERE ON /span/ >WHAT?
TONIGHT >WHAT?
TONIGHT >WHAT?
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR >WHAT?
A SUPER STAR >WHAT?
A SUPER DUPER STAR >WHAT?
COS TONIGHT TIGER, YOU AND ME, 1V1 IN A STEEL CAGE >WHAT?
TONIGHT GORILLA, 1V1 IN THE CAGE >WHAT?
WHY THE CAGE? >WHAT?
COS I WANT MY STEAK GRILLED >WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, COS STONE COLD BEAR SAID SO >WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*gorilla spine crashes*
Joe Rogan is an alt lite gatekeeper. Ben Shapiro clique limited hangout guy like Jordan Peterson. All of them completely cucked on the Epstein mossad connection, basically ignoring the fact that Israel uses child rape to control the world's politicians.
Interesting stuff Ivan. You should be more concerned with the nuclear tipped warheads we're going to be giving Ukraine soon. Spoiler alert, your kids are fricked.
It's amusing watching republicans act tough when they've proven they are totally unwilling to turn words into actions. Fricking hilarious. We could walk into your house and take your kids away from you and all you'd do is whine on truth social or gab.
Actual decent people are just embarrassed by your feeble will and lack of a spine. Literally we are going to take your guns away.
>no but that's the thing joe *moves closer to mic* my speed would be unmatched, that rex may be a bigger but that's jut fat. he'd gas out in like 20 seconds, i know this sweet rear naked choke bro. trust me, if a t rex fricked with me joe you should help the trex. but my speed is like bruce lee levels joe. im like the bruce lee of bears
I wonder about a freak saltwater crocodile maybe, like Gustave killed an adult male hippo, making the rest of them turtle up and be a lot more cautious.
Why do israelites hate Russians? It’s because the israelites initially took control of Russia in 1917…even after they were given their own land as the Pale of Settlement decades before. Stalin came to power on their heels and eventually turned against them and with the Great Purge removed the last vestiges of them in high political offices. They came back after the Soviet Union was abolished and collectively bought up government resources for pennies on the dollar as “oligarchs”. However, more than a few of these oligarchs were heavily linked to “Russian” organized crime and some are sitting in jail right now…the ones who didn’t escape to the US or Israel first.
I think a Polar Bear might be able to take a Hippo.
Not easily, not every time, but a few times.
Hippo skin is only 6cm thick.
Compared to 25cm of skin+blubber of a walrus.
Even grizzly bears can clear a giant moose with one swipe, and against a walrus the polar bear struggle using their claws, but against the hippo they can do some serious damage.
If Gustave could take a Hippo, then I think a big polar bear ought to be able to do it tooo.
>Bear: "His monkey hammerfists were doing zero damage, I was looking at Yamasaki saying 'don't stop the fight'" but he did." >Rogan: "Yeah but, you know he had to stop the fight. A lot of things looked bad about that fight. You were lunging instead of getting in there with your paw work. Your movement looked very stiff. It didn't look like an elite animal's movement. You could see the way the gorilla was moving his swinging was very clean, very ferocious, he's a bad motherfricker. I was worried about you, can tell you that." >"Yeah-" >"I worry about you, your commitment, not to training or giving it your all, I think you have two paws out the door." >"...I disagree." >"You disagree? You're looking at how you can't do this forever, and that's a dangerous place to be in animal fighting. You're smarter than the average bear, problem with smart bears is you think about getting mauled, getting antlered, getting a horn to the side, how many monkey punches you've had, got comin' up, when does the damage start to show up in your life?" >"..." >"The reality of your skillset? I don't see you beating the elite animals. I don't see you beating the crocodiles, I don't see you beating the orcas, I don't see you beating the hippos..." >"..." >"You came into animal fighting late in life, you're a big bear, and you can do a lot of things because of that, but there's a reality of fluidity of movement... If you had a wrestling match with a water buffalo how do you think you would do?" >"Straight wrestling? I think you'd be surprised." >"You think? I think you'd be surprised. I think it'd frick you up." >"..." >"There's a bridge between you... and the best animals in the world, that I think you can't cross." >"Joe you know you're my boy but I don't necessarily agree with everything you're sayin'..." >"You lost the fight, you were telegraphing the right paw, and that chimp looked stiff as hell and you couldn't close the deal on him." >"..." >"I'm sayin it with love, 100%"
i love bears so much but i am also absolutely terrified by them
>Bear: "His monkey hammerfists were doing zero damage, I was looking at Yamasaki saying 'don't stop the fight'" but he did." >Rogan: "Yeah but, you know he had to stop the fight. A lot of things looked bad about that fight. You were lunging instead of getting in there with your paw work. Your movement looked very stiff. It didn't look like an elite animal's movement. You could see the way the gorilla was moving his swinging was very clean, very ferocious, he's a bad motherfricker. I was worried about you, can tell you that." >"Yeah-" >"I worry about you, your commitment, not to training or giving it your all, I think you have two paws out the door." >"...I disagree." >"You disagree? You're looking at how you can't do this forever, and that's a dangerous place to be in animal fighting. You're smarter than the average bear, problem with smart bears is you think about getting mauled, getting antlered, getting a horn to the side, how many monkey punches you've had, got comin' up, when does the damage start to show up in your life?" >"..." >"The reality of your skillset? I don't see you beating the elite animals. I don't see you beating the crocodiles, I don't see you beating the orcas, I don't see you beating the hippos..." >"..." >"You came into animal fighting late in life, you're a big bear, and you can do a lot of things because of that, but there's a reality of fluidity of movement... If you had a wrestling match with a water buffalo how do you think you would do?" >"Straight wrestling? I think you'd be surprised." >"You think? I think you'd be surprised. I think it'd frick you up." >"..." >"There's a bridge between you... and the best animals in the world, that I think you can't cross." >"Joe you know you're my boy but I don't necessarily agree with everything you're sayin'..." >"You lost the fight, you were telegraphing the right paw, and that chimp looked stiff as hell and you couldn't close the deal on him." >"..." >"I'm sayin it with love, 100%"
Occasionally I remember an old American hunting manual talking about grizzlies and laugh. Specifically the part that goes "Bullets can't harm them, they're just making them angrier" kek
I dont see the hype about salmon either, its a meme fad food like avocados for normies. And the shit that they sell in supernarkets in general is trash.
Its not that its bad tasting fish, but I much prefer a fresh trout.
>incels of the aquatic world
Ironic because they look like a normal fish their entire life until they're ready to spawn, at which point that's when they get red, grow the hump and their face gets all fricked up. The only time Salmon get ugly is when they are ready to stop being incels.
wait so they aren't ugly their whole life? do they transform to attract females?
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>do they transform to attract females?
Yes. >wait so they aren't ugly their whole life?
Nope. When they're young in a oceanic salt water environment they look like a very plain trout with smaller fins. Coho salmon look like this prior to spawning. You typically see them portrayed in their terminal stage because of how unusual and dramatic it looks, but they only look like that for a very very short period of time at the very end of their lives.
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>what 0 fertilized eggs does to a mf
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damn, talk about WALLED. thanks anon, super interesting. it's actually fascinating that they are able to live in both salt and fresh water.
Salmons are truly the most autistic fish, imagine remembering the exact river you were born in and coming back close to a decade after just to suicide yourself to have a chance to coom
>Salmon are so fricking ugly. incels of the aquatic world
No, the one in the webm is a sockeye salmon and they taste like shit compared to regular salmon.
I know it's hard to believe but that grizzly bear can run faster than 30mph and turn in a dime. If you meet a grizzly just stay still and hope it is preoccupied with something else, if it is chasing you try to find a rock wall and climb up it. If you can beat it there it is much weaker on rock walls because it doesn't have even footing
Yea. I love tigers, kino animal, but a grizzly? No. tiger loses. It's why mountain lions avoid bears. Black bear, smaller bear sure, but a fricking grizzly or polar bear? Bear wins. Tiger could win by running away, well draw, but that's it.
This is the best thread I've seen in ages and it's technically off topic. Says a lot for the content of the catalogue lol. Had fun reading this whole thread ngl. The bit about the tortoises was hilarious thanks for that
there are tonnes of accounts from the roman colosseum days of pitting dangerous animals against eachother and they seem to confirm bears won out the vast majority of times
and they weren't even grizzlies which are new world bears. smaller eurasian brown bears
Yes. In a closed arena it eventually kills it. In an open setting the chimp scares it away just by charging or with a single blow. Wolves are generally avoidant, and a single individual even more so. Chimps on the other hand are part of the butthole animals that are extremely territorial and aggressive. That last part is the primary reason why they’re so scary, even when compared to a stronger more lethal ape such as a gorilla. Gorillas can chill you know as long as you move slow, don’t look them in the eyes and slowly back away. Chimps attack.
its safe to say elephants/rhinos/hippos will obviously win 1-1 but they're huge herbivores and don't need to be violent 99% of the time (though hippos certainly are but cause they exist right along side crocodiles so need to lay down the law)
such metrics only really need apply to predators
>Lions regularly hunt and kill buffalo, they just had a shitty lion.
Lions gang up and try to take out a weak or old buffalo. They absolutely get flatlined by healthy Cape Buffalo.
bears frick up everything on the planet except elephants and hippos
it goes elephant, hippo bear and then you can actually make arguments but these three are undeniable
British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the background >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
Tiger vs bear is much more realistic and even battle. Siberian tigers sometimes hunt grizlys but have hard time getting biting their neck with all that fat and fur
>by that simplistic logic a human could beat a similarly-sized chimp/orangtutan when we clearly couldn't
But we could, because we wouldn't simply be trying to kill it in unarmed combat. We'd use our intelligence, tools, traps, whatever at our disposal, and probably end up not just killing one similarly-sized chimp, but his entire family. There wouldn't be a fricking chimp left in the forest when we were done.
if I had Elon Musk resources I'd be secretly spending billions to miniaturize gorillas to about 4 inches tall so I can have a bunch of them chilling around the house, munching plants and building little nests.
They already tried this in Mexico. The bear destroys the lion
ofc it does. lion cant even penetrate beard hard ass skin with his claws or fangs
Anybody who unironically thinks a grizzly bear beats a tiger or that a gorilla beats a grizzly bear is moronic.
A polar bear would absolutely annihilate a tiger as it has over 1,000 pounds on it
Yeah don't think a Tiger would do well against a Polar Bear.
Shame the data is a bit muddled by including black bears.
Amur Tiger possibly punch a bit above their weight, it's hard to tell from this data, but even then, sometimes they die, sometimes the bear dies.
Sometimes both walk away.
I'd assume when the tiger starts the fight, it's gonna be an ambush and it's gonna be a smaller bear.
And if it's going badly, the tiger can probably get away more easily than the bear.
Polar Bears are monsters.
What if they were the same weight?
tiger wins because of its agility and speed. before the polar bear would even think about an attack the tiger would already be behind him ready to slice its neck
>teleports behind you
Heh, nothing personnel cub
simulation of tiger vs bear https://youtu.be/0MW0mDZysxc?si=8CdhVYJ8oDDT7H9d
>IM SURE TO WIN FOR MY SPEED IS SUPERIOR
A gorilla would easily frick up a bear. They have hands and can actually grapple and shit
>can actually grapple and shit
How many gorillas do you think learned to grapple moron?
It only takes one.
Then he teaches his friends and next thing you know we are all slaving away in the banana mines.
>Then he teaches his friends and next thing you know we are all slaving away in the banana mines.
So that's what happened in Planet of the Apes.
there's plenty of them in the ufc
That’s how they fight in the wild moron
yeah good luck trying to grapple something that's 800 pounds and has steak knives attached it it's paws.
I love this meme that animals fight like RPG characters and that a gorilla can "grapple" its way past an enormous weight difference like an elemental weakness. It's doubly moronic because bears are literally built to grab and wrestle prey twice their size unlike the cuckrilla.
gorillas are homosexual vegetarians
>can actually grapple
Grizzly bears can do judo techniques naturally, they are natural grapplers. There is a video of a grizzly bear cub hip tossing a fully grown dog
and a caucasian kangal (one of the largest most serious guard/herding dogs) no less
it wasn't even a grizzly iirc but in Turkey
I could beat both
what is a pussy ass tiger going to do to a 700 pounds tank based moron?
Do what they already do to bears in India, pierce the back of their skull with their fangs.
A grizzly bear would destroy a tiger
grizzly > tiger
siberian tiger > grizzly
polar bear > siberian tiger
Real bears are both tankier and stronger than tiggers. A sloth bear can put up a fight against a tigger and that shit is quarter of grizzly's size
>A sloth bear can put up a fight against a tigger
imagine unironically believing this
it's spelled Tiger, you third worlder. Tigger is from Winnie the Pooh.
shut up tigger
Tiger could get lucky and cut open the bears stomach with his hind leg claws once the bear pounds on him but most of the time the bear would probably crush his spine first.
Big cats are just homosexual dex builds who prey on smaller or passive animals who can't fight back. A tiger wouldn't last 30 seconds against a grizzly bear.
Correct me if I'm moronic but I don't even think a gorilla has ever even killed a human in recorded history.
If a lion/tiger weighed around the same amount as the bear the lion would win everytime. In most historically referenced bear vs lion/tiger cage matches either the fight drags on and the lion wins through sheer endurance or the bear wins instantly with a lucky bite to the brain, just like how you can kill an elephant with a single .22 round if the shot placement is perfect enough. Bears are fearsome but they get winded easily from being so fat and lethargic.
Lions skulls are fragile and they easily crushed by the bears strength, the lion is designed to catch prey that is running away and biting its neck which it struggles to do with a bear.
If a lion fights a tiger however despite being lighter and weaker than the tiger pound for pound the lion typically wins. Tigers are solitary hunters that keep a distance from other tigers they are as used to fighting big cats. Lions fight one another as part of their social hierarchy and fighting off foreign lions, their big mane also protects their neck.
Blacks don't record history but it has certainly happned
>...and quick as a spark on a fire the grizzly bear stood up and swatted the moose in the face. Why it was if you or I would swat a fly, but the impact seemed to me as loud as a gunshot. And then I was absolutely flabbergasted and discombobulated to see, a great upsplash of blood, and the mooses head detatched from the body and landed not three feet from where I was hidden, its eyes staring right at me. The bear sat down immediately and began drinking from the stream as if nothing had happened, as if it were a regular occurance to go decapitating the head of a moose. Never in my life will I forget the power of the grizzly bear...
What comparable feats do tigers have?
Any you believe this bullshit?
sounds pretty old fashioned to me so yes
Grizzly bears easily beat tigers (no fault of their own, the beast has anywhere from 200-1300 lbs on it). Same with a gorilla too, there is a reason mma/wrestling has weight classes, someone can be stronger p4p and still get butt fricked
Anyone who thinks a grizzly bear wouldn't kill a lion is fricking moronic. It's got a 200 pound advantage, being about 50% larger than a lion
You're dumb. Big cats know how to get low and jump straight for that jugular.
Do you feel in charge?
You’ve gotta be a dumb motherfricker to even drive through one of those, but the level of stupidity it takes to get out of your car is insane. She deserved to be eaten alive.
Drive through what? The fookin suburb?
it's a drive through zoo
>The woman left the car because of an argument with her husband, reported The Legal Evening News, based in Beijing. The Beijing News, also based in the Chinese capital, quoted a friend of the family who denied that the couple had been fighting
>The woman who was first attacked was badly injured, and her mother, who left the car in an effort to save her daughter, was killed, The Beijing News reported. The woman’s husband was uninjured, as was their child, who remained in the vehicle, the newspaper said.
Women were a mistake
Why is it always china, I swear despite the fact we are told they have higher IQ on average they have a unique stupidity and lack of danger awareness.
It's fatalism, they believe everything is already decided
>Why is it always china
It it's you just have abias
You'd be surprised how good at rote memorization one is able to become under threat of having the living shit beat out of them
there's a lot of them. a lot more than you'd think
naturally, there are a lot of stupid people there too
>both nag-wife and b***h-mother-in-law get taken out by lioness chadettes
Guy should donate their life insurance payouts to the WWF.
>the guy pauses for a moment to worry about his open car
Imagine being the people in the other two cars.
>Lions wins at first, Uses its speed and agility to slice the bear up
>The bear has great enduerance and takes all of the lions blows.
>The lion gets tired
>The bear picks up the lion and smashes it into the ground, breaking all of its bones
>lion unable to move
>bear wins
>dad tries telling me that the vaccine is a hoax and scam or whatever because he heard about it in the Joe Rogan interview
>"Dad, that was a grizzly bear."
>"That's just the liberal media brainwashing you and trying to discredit the truthsayers"
>"Dad, it was a literal grizzly bear, like the real animal. it's not a psy-op."
>he calls me a cuck
Frick that bear.
Your dad is a chud and is just projecting about the cuck thing, not sure if you should feel better about that or not but you at least deserve to know
shut up cat person, you've never tried to lure and frick a bear
Joe "the Portland rioters were mostly white" Rogan?
Super cool dude!
I like Joe Rogan because both you groups of zealous homosexuals hate him.
He's good for fatherless men to emulate yeah.
I have a great relationship with my dad, so that just comes off as projection to me. I'm sure he'll be back with that pack of cigarettes any minute now, Tyrone.
Oh look it's Ivan again. F16s for Ukraine soon bro. Moscow is DONE.
Where are you from?
what do you mean? they were
In fricking PORTLAND? Pretty sure they were, at least the leaders.
This, he's clearly never been anywhere in the Northwest if he thinks there are enough black people there to even make up 20% of a protest.
It should be one of the best places to live but so many homosexuals have california envy
The protests were like 90% white lmfao
bridge shutdowns were closer to like 95% white
Nice try Jamal, but just cuz you dindu nuffin doesn't mean it didn't happen.
the only black dude I saw at the Portland riots was the "security" guy who kicked that one dude in the head from behind.
>gorilla does a bunch of posturing like beating its chest and baring its teeth
>bear just says, "Oh bother."
That gorilla is fricked.
Bears fake charge all the time. There are pussy bears. It honestly depends on the gorilla and the bear.
Okay, but imagine if you will a gorilla that's fresh out of a cryotherapy session.
If a gorilla was on that flight heading towards the towers, things would have gone a lot differently.
Joe Rogan is such an alt right grifter chud now
Can someone spam Black person gore on the catalog to scare off the trannies?
>chud is such a tourist he can't even take action himself
LOL
Mental illness
>t. someone who wanted the board spammed with gore and had to feebly ask a stranger to do so
Shut up janny, hurry up and 42% yourself
>implying
Based jannies BTFOing bunkertroon shill
>freespeech tourist praising the jannies when they censor things he doesn't like
Go back to your safespace already homosexual
Only israelites are this schizophrenic and obsessed
>Frick troony jannies! I am le based rebe--oh wait, jannies are on my side? Based jannies!
>/pol/gays like migatards.
Absolute moron who only knows what other's tell him instead of experiencing first hand. /misc/ hates /ptg/
Youre at the top of the list of annoying homosexual genetic dead ends that ought to be beaten to death with hammers, hahaha you really showed that imaginary rational government distruster whos boss! Let's use all the schoolyard insults we can on this dude to totally prove that we aren't fart smelling impotent homosexual homies. Maybe the homosexual megalomania is just a burger disease, thank Joe pesci that I live thousands of miles away from your every day stand up bit about the guy who bent his ass over every day and begged for anyones wiener to slip inside and give him the same satisfaction that conforming to what his government, media, homosexual college professors and all other associated queers tell him to think gives him, and then ends the day smugly congratulating himself for making fun of people who don't desire to open up their buttholes. Your sad mind needs technology rehab, spreading pathology like this is collapsing society what the frick would your ancestors think
This is the gayest thing I've seen posted here in years
This is the basedest thing I've seen posted here in years
NYPA, gaylord.
I love this kind of post, not only does it trigger morons, but also convince schizos that le blue-haired twitter leftist boogeyman browse 4chin.
The fact people always reply to this dumb shit makes me confident you guys are for sure getting more moronic as a userbase.
Where do all the weird techno guys go these days?
I think half the time they don't genuinely believe that the baiter is a genuine liberal but are responding as a way of venting the things they wish they could say on other sites/in real life without getting banned/fired/disowned/blacklisted.
Poe's law
Its already proven several times that twitter and discord troons raid this place with intentional spam.
As for le bait - it doesnt matter if you say stupid shit ironically or for real, you are still posting stupid shit and being a moron.
>only one kind of person browses this site!
sorry but ur the moron
They do come here though. Making chuds rage is the closest they'll ever get to punching a nazi.
his podcast is running on fumes now. Its just his friends from comedy or MME who appear on the show.
He had Hulk Hogan, Tulsy Gabbard and Kurt Angle on just recently, you homosexuals say this every time he gets mentioned and it never makes any sense.
>2 old wrestlers immediately after Dana White inks a deal with the WWE
Whatever could have precipitated this monumental occasion
That’s literally all it ever was what are you gibbering about
>2023
>still calling anyone "alt-right"
You're behind on the memes, bud.
>a lion
alright but what about 3 young lions and a semi old lion, so 4 lions, what then?
But Goff >>>>>>>> Fields
Hippo > Silverback gorilla > Rhino > grizzly bear > elephant > lion > tiger > Wolf > hog > Tortoise > mountain lion > goat > dog > housecat
A gorilla is not beating a rhino. Not without serious gym time.
>Tortoise > mountain lion
what did he mean by this
tortoises are stronger than you think
Tortoises are NOT strong enough to frick up a mountain lion.
There's no way a mountain lion can get through that shell. Tortoise wins by default.
>There's no way a mountain lion can get through that shell.
literally just flip it on its back you dumbass
He meant snapping turtle while noodling for catfish
Ant colony > everything
Microbes mog everything, get plagued on shitter
so true
>
ENTER
They would still lose if the entire colony swarmed them.
that is one trippy pattern
I mean sure the ants would take tons of losses but at the end of the day I think we could take him
>we
hammer of dawn on these little bastards
Everything except for McGuyver.
I saw a documentary where he fricked an entire colony.
Just jump up and down and keep stomping them moron
where does a bald eagle fall in these power rankings?
bald eagle beats housecat, but gets mogged by most dogs.
Bullshit, I saw a bald eagle take out a doe once. Those things are not to be fricked with.
Gorilla are memes and get taken out by b***h ass leopards
1.elephant
2.rhino
3.polar bear / hippo
4. grizzly
5. siberian tiger
most factual ranking
Hippo would mogg a polar bear
People are not aware of just how fricking monstrous hippos are. Because they look cute and moronic.
I don't have it but there's a webm of an elephant ruthlessly mogging a rhino
>source: dude trust me, bro
it's posted in this very thread anon
>Silverback gorilla > Rhino
Black person, do you think real life is just Donkey Kong and the gorilla's gonna ride the rhino into a tar pit ot something?
What if the gorilla knows Jiu Jitsu?
Elephants destroy everything on that list. Yes, even the Hippo.
Humans > Everything
I feel we have an unfair advantage, it shouldn't be like this. We were never really tested
Uh huh but the lions are 3-1 and you are 0-3 about to be 0-4. They've beaten the Chiefs and Packers while you've lost to both.
What makes you think you have even a snowballs chance in hell to not lose by 40+ points?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
WHAT?
>WHAT?
GORILLAS ARE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION?
>WHAT?
GORILLAS ARE THE NUMBER 1 ANIMAL ON LAND?
>WHAT?
GORILLAS THINK THEY COULD TAKE DOWN BEAR?
>WHAT?
SO I WAS LISTENIN' TO THIS
>WHAT?
CONTEMPLATIN'
>WHAT?
RUMINATIN'
>WHAT?
MEDITATIN'
>WHAT?
SO FINALLY I ASKS MYSELF
>WHAT?
I ASKS MYSELF
>WHAT?
BEAR,
>WHAT?
WHERE WOULD A GORILLA HEAD LOOK BEST IN MY CAVE
>WHAT?
MOUNTED ABOVE THE FIREPLACE?
>WHAT?
ON THE MANTLEPIECE?
>WHAT?
ON THE STEREO?
>WHAT?
ON THE TOILET?
>WHAT?
IN THE TOILET?
>WHAT?
SO AS I WAS MAKING THIS DECISION I WAS TRYIN' TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT
>WHAT?
A JAR OF HONEY?
>WHAT?
A PIC-A-NIC BASKET?
>WHAT?
A DUMB FISH?
>WHAT?
OR HOW ABOUT A NICE STRIPY STEAK
>WHAT?
WITH FRENCH FRIES
>WHAT?
WITH ONE BEAR I MEAN BEER
>WHAT?
TWO BEERS
>WHAT?
THREE BEERS
>WHAT?
A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY
>WHAT?
AND A CUP OF GORILLAgay TEARS TO WASH IT DOWN WITH
>WHAT?
I'M CHALLENGING YOU GORILLA
>WHAT?
I'M CHALLENGING YOU
>WHAT?
AND SINCE WE'RE RIGHT HERE ON /span/
>WHAT?
TONIGHT
>WHAT?
TONIGHT
>WHAT?
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR
>WHAT?
A SUPER STAR
>WHAT?
A SUPER DUPER STAR
>WHAT?
COS TONIGHT TIGER, YOU AND ME, 1V1 IN A STEEL CAGE
>WHAT?
TONIGHT GORILLA, 1V1 IN THE CAGE
>WHAT?
WHY THE CAGE?
>WHAT?
COS I WANT MY STEAK GRILLED
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, COS STONE COLD BEAR SAID SO
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*gorilla spine crashes*
Nice
Nuclear pop. Dimes galore
Easy wadn't gay. AIdS though, dope verses but gay men get that.
Easy was frickin erry one
& trash ... i get that. he fricked a few trannies.
The HIV virus could easily beat a bear
Joe Rogan is an alt lite gatekeeper. Ben Shapiro clique limited hangout guy like Jordan Peterson. All of them completely cucked on the Epstein mossad connection, basically ignoring the fact that Israel uses child rape to control the world's politicians.
Extremely low energy.
Interesting stuff Ivan. You should be more concerned with the nuclear tipped warheads we're going to be giving Ukraine soon. Spoiler alert, your kids are fricked.
Ooh extremely braindead reddit Black person post.
It's amusing watching republicans act tough when they've proven they are totally unwilling to turn words into actions. Fricking hilarious. We could walk into your house and take your kids away from you and all you'd do is whine on truth social or gab.
Actual decent people are just embarrassed by your feeble will and lack of a spine. Literally we are going to take your guns away.
It's ok God will reward them in the afterlife and make all their enemies suffer for all eternity or something
> alt lite gatekeeper
literally what does this mean
who is he “gatekeeping”?
>no but that's the thing joe *moves closer to mic* my speed would be unmatched, that rex may be a bigger but that's jut fat. he'd gas out in like 20 seconds, i know this sweet rear naked choke bro. trust me, if a t rex fricked with me joe you should help the trex. but my speed is like bruce lee levels joe. im like the bruce lee of bears
Soder was best guest. Get my boy on. Dolphoins up!
soder does the best macho man impression
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lion maaaaybe
but not a tiger
Get
Don't Weinsteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen me btw
>I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMOREEEEE A TABLE JUST SAT DOWN AND ORDERED THE FRENCH FRIES BUT I'M OUT OF THE FRENCH!!!!!!!
why cant Musk organize televised interspecies fights like the japs do with the bugs instead of fricking around with twitter
The only things that can frick up a polar bear are elephants, rhinos and hippos.
Walrus as well.
I wonder about a freak saltwater crocodile maybe, like Gustave killed an adult male hippo, making the rest of them turtle up and be a lot more cautious.
We're only talking land animals of course.
Why do israelites hate Russians? It’s because the israelites initially took control of Russia in 1917…even after they were given their own land as the Pale of Settlement decades before. Stalin came to power on their heels and eventually turned against them and with the Great Purge removed the last vestiges of them in high political offices. They came back after the Soviet Union was abolished and collectively bought up government resources for pennies on the dollar as “oligarchs”. However, more than a few of these oligarchs were heavily linked to “Russian” organized crime and some are sitting in jail right now…the ones who didn’t escape to the US or Israel first.
This is outdated. Joe Rogan never has fun guests anymore.
You didn't like Yeonmi Park talking about eating mud and shitting mud?
I think a Polar Bear might be able to take a Hippo.
Not easily, not every time, but a few times.
Hippo skin is only 6cm thick.
Compared to 25cm of skin+blubber of a walrus.
Even grizzly bears can clear a giant moose with one swipe, and against a walrus the polar bear struggle using their claws, but against the hippo they can do some serious damage.
If Gustave could take a Hippo, then I think a big polar bear ought to be able to do it tooo.
>tfw you will never be a silly bear hanging out in the woods
i love bears so much but i am also absolutely terrified by them
>Bear: "His monkey hammerfists were doing zero damage, I was looking at Yamasaki saying 'don't stop the fight'" but he did."
>Rogan: "Yeah but, you know he had to stop the fight. A lot of things looked bad about that fight. You were lunging instead of getting in there with your paw work. Your movement looked very stiff. It didn't look like an elite animal's movement. You could see the way the gorilla was moving his swinging was very clean, very ferocious, he's a bad motherfricker. I was worried about you, can tell you that."
>"Yeah-"
>"I worry about you, your commitment, not to training or giving it your all, I think you have two paws out the door."
>"...I disagree."
>"You disagree? You're looking at how you can't do this forever, and that's a dangerous place to be in animal fighting. You're smarter than the average bear, problem with smart bears is you think about getting mauled, getting antlered, getting a horn to the side, how many monkey punches you've had, got comin' up, when does the damage start to show up in your life?"
>"..."
>"The reality of your skillset? I don't see you beating the elite animals. I don't see you beating the crocodiles, I don't see you beating the orcas, I don't see you beating the hippos..."
>"..."
>"You came into animal fighting late in life, you're a big bear, and you can do a lot of things because of that, but there's a reality of fluidity of movement... If you had a wrestling match with a water buffalo how do you think you would do?"
>"Straight wrestling? I think you'd be surprised."
>"You think? I think you'd be surprised. I think it'd frick you up."
>"..."
>"There's a bridge between you... and the best animals in the world, that I think you can't cross."
>"Joe you know you're my boy but I don't necessarily agree with everything you're sayin'..."
>"You lost the fight, you were telegraphing the right paw, and that chimp looked stiff as hell and you couldn't close the deal on him."
>"..."
>"I'm sayin it with love, 100%"
Pull that up Jaime
How can something so terrifying and deadly look so fricking cute and friendly...
Joe said it best: Teddy Bear was a propaganda and it worked wonders.
this is infinitely more terrifying than any horror movie
It gets scarier once you realize it's not running at you. It's running away from something.
alimony
its likely circling him to best determine its plan of attack
UNIT
N
I
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I wanna see this mf go against a Rhino or Elephant
>girl: I want a guy who is 8" and makes 7 figures and is handsome
>what girls actually want
>oh dont mind me, just the pound for pound goat passing through
A FRICKING PRAYING MANTIS
Occasionally I remember an old American hunting manual talking about grizzlies and laugh. Specifically the part that goes "Bullets can't harm them, they're just making them angrier" kek
that's pretty true honestly, unless you are shooting at them with a rifle or a shotgun, bears will tank 99% of ammo
Walks like it was recently ass fricked.
Jesus Christ, did they eat a bunch of Americans?
Just a lot of salmon.
Salmons are so fricking ugly. incels of the aquatic world
I dont see the hype about salmon either, its a meme fad food like avocados for normies. And the shit that they sell in supernarkets in general is trash.
Its not that its bad tasting fish, but I much prefer a fresh trout.
>cums in 3 women in 10 seconds
how does he do it
Frickin kek
The way he opens his mouth while busting the fattest fish nut got me
>incels of the aquatic world
Ironic because they look like a normal fish their entire life until they're ready to spawn, at which point that's when they get red, grow the hump and their face gets all fricked up. The only time Salmon get ugly is when they are ready to stop being incels.
wait so they aren't ugly their whole life? do they transform to attract females?
>do they transform to attract females?
Yes.
>wait so they aren't ugly their whole life?
Nope. When they're young in a oceanic salt water environment they look like a very plain trout with smaller fins. Coho salmon look like this prior to spawning. You typically see them portrayed in their terminal stage because of how unusual and dramatic it looks, but they only look like that for a very very short period of time at the very end of their lives.
>what 0 fertilized eggs does to a mf
damn, talk about WALLED. thanks anon, super interesting. it's actually fascinating that they are able to live in both salt and fresh water.
Salmons are truly the most autistic fish, imagine remembering the exact river you were born in and coming back close to a decade after just to suicide yourself to have a chance to coom
>Salmon are so fricking ugly. incels of the aquatic world
No, the one in the webm is a sockeye salmon and they taste like shit compared to regular salmon.
what's the tastiest salmon type? To cook, not to eat raw I guess.
A good rule of thumb is Pacific caught salmon = good and Atlantic caught salmon = subpar
I know it's hard to believe but that grizzly bear can run faster than 30mph and turn in a dime. If you meet a grizzly just stay still and hope it is preoccupied with something else, if it is chasing you try to find a rock wall and climb up it. If you can beat it there it is much weaker on rock walls because it doesn't have even footing
Cute doggo
*blocks your path*
bearmoose
They don't call them a bvll moose for nothing
Imagine the amount of testosterone needed to get a body like that on a purely vegetarian diet
I thought those went extinct?
>That casual alpha strut while getting mired by multiple cars
How do I get into moose-mode?
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BEARKEKS WHAT THE FRICK BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
moose is a straight line racer, can't turn and burn like pooh bear can
Pretty sure a bull moose can take anything that isn't roughly it's size
Was he okay?
he swims with the fishes now
He had the high ground
The videos where bears just casually rip doors apart and invade homes is ridiculous. Bears are horrifying I’d rather take my chances against a tiger.
This. A tiger would just probably instantly kill you too. Theres a chance that the bear would just hold you down and eat you alive
>gorilla beats a grizzly bear
I'm not saying its a clean fight. A gorilla could wound him pretty good but a Grizzly would kill the fricking gorilla.
Grizzly bears beat nearly every animal in a fight besides like Elphants or Hippos. Mondo huge animals like that.
*breathes in*
well no because the Pah wraiths are the true prophets of Bajor
*adjusts seating position*
Adami pull up the Book of the Kosst Amojan
What is that? A Pah Wraith? Jesus those things will burn your eyes out
Joe I'm a fricking bear sitting inside your podcast studio you really need to lay off the drugs man.
Yea. I love tigers, kino animal, but a grizzly? No. tiger loses. It's why mountain lions avoid bears. Black bear, smaller bear sure, but a fricking grizzly or polar bear? Bear wins. Tiger could win by running away, well draw, but that's it.
in the wild a lion would frick up a bear but in a cage a luon has no chance
John Danaher explained this best
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This is the best thread I've seen in ages and it's technically off topic. Says a lot for the content of the catalogue lol. Had fun reading this whole thread ngl. The bit about the tortoises was hilarious thanks for that
Elephant > Rhino > Hippo > Bear
Wild card is Giraffe but probably only the bear struggles.
PRÖÖÖHHH!! :DDD
Its just not fair. Good thing elephants are veggies and quite dumb sometimes.
Elephants are Animals not a vegetable
they're fruit actually
thing moves like a fricking kaiju jesus christ
Yes yes very good Elephant House, HOWEVER
I'd like to see a fight between two other animals that compares to this.
Cinemaphile threads are the best
there are tonnes of accounts from the roman colosseum days of pitting dangerous animals against eachother and they seem to confirm bears won out the vast majority of times
and they weren't even grizzlies which are new world bears. smaller eurasian brown bears
who else /fatbearweek/ here
https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week.htm
Could a chimp beat a wolf
Yes. In a closed arena it eventually kills it. In an open setting the chimp scares it away just by charging or with a single blow. Wolves are generally avoidant, and a single individual even more so. Chimps on the other hand are part of the butthole animals that are extremely territorial and aggressive. That last part is the primary reason why they’re so scary, even when compared to a stronger more lethal ape such as a gorilla. Gorillas can chill you know as long as you move slow, don’t look them in the eyes and slowly back away. Chimps attack.
A chimp would absolutely frick up a wolf
its safe to say elephants/rhinos/hippos will obviously win 1-1 but they're huge herbivores and don't need to be violent 99% of the time (though hippos certainly are but cause they exist right along side crocodiles so need to lay down the law)
such metrics only really need apply to predators
I think they did it against a bull and the bull killed the bear, you can see a bull vs a lion here, i know Spain did it against an elephant too.
Lions regularly hunt and kill buffalo, they just had a shitty lion.
that's not a regular bull but a fighting bull, breed to charge non stop no matter what.
they litterally die charging
>Lions regularly hunt and kill buffalo, they just had a shitty lion.
Lions gang up and try to take out a weak or old buffalo. They absolutely get flatlined by healthy Cape Buffalo.
bears frick up everything on the planet except elephants and hippos
it goes elephant, hippo bear and then you can actually make arguments but these three are undeniable
>on the planet
*sperm whales entered the chat*
It looks almost sad and confused wtf
>me the morning after a 3hr fap session
why did he do it?
What was that Discovery show where they used to pit predators against each other?
>The fricking cartoon chomp sound effect
British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
>16 seconds apart
Damn
Maybe American animals are just more badass than their British counterparts
No need to get defensive anon.
It just says "silent footage is too boring" for us. Its not a bad thing. Its just we are different
Tiger vs bear is much more realistic and even battle. Siberian tigers sometimes hunt grizlys but have hard time getting biting their neck with all that fat and fur
Aren’t bears and gorillas smarter than tigers? I’d put my money on the more intelligent animals.
Bears are smarter, stronger and better fighters (fighting as opposed to hunting).
by that simplistic logic a human could beat a similarly-sized chimp/orangtutan when we clearly couldn't
that said bears pretty much win in any case as history has shown but through sheer brawn and not brain
>by that simplistic logic a human could beat a similarly-sized chimp/orangtutan when we clearly couldn't
But we could, because we wouldn't simply be trying to kill it in unarmed combat. We'd use our intelligence, tools, traps, whatever at our disposal, and probably end up not just killing one similarly-sized chimp, but his entire family. There wouldn't be a fricking chimp left in the forest when we were done.
obviously we could just shoot them Indiana Jones-style
I'm speaking about our immediate physical capacity compared to theirs
Grizzly bear:
>600lbs
>runs about 35mph
>5 foot vertical leap
>Sharp claws, but multi-purposed
Siberian Tiger:
>450lbs
>Runs about 50mph
>10 foot vertical leap
>Sharper claws
Lion:
>Gay
bear:
>>5 foot vertical leap
Source or frick off
Bears are fricking shit
Fields is a massive bust and they have ko D
Why are big cats so fricking kino? I still remember the leopard in Tarzan
heard those indian bears are really fricking dangerous due to them having to fight tigers and every fight being a life or death thing
>It gets scarier once you realize it's not running at you. It's running away from something.
Accurate. There was something extremely redditesque about that post.
WTF
Marshall Paw
God damn that bird feeder set up was built secure
>Cinemaphile thread on Cinemaphile
blessed
if I had Elon Musk resources I'd be secretly spending billions to miniaturize gorillas to about 4 inches tall so I can have a bunch of them chilling around the house, munching plants and building little nests.
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