>Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.

>Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
Holy shit, who knew such a bluepilled show could offer redpilled advice?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love in a Christian sense means more than that. It's love for God and all of his children. The spark of divinity resides in each and every one of us.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spouting Abraham's nonesense on Cinemaphile
      Go leave

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to Reddit atheist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are all christucks carrying that right? Just like how they washed the feet of blacks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually it's Krishna's infinite love you are thinking of

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow, your book is The Real One, huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Prove me wrong.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you worship a israelite on a stick. Krishna is the true supreme god

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >streetshitter god

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lmao your shitty little cult is dead a skull on kali’s necklace

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know that high caste indians used to be white and half their pantheon are aryan gods with the other half being cthonic demons from the dasa aboriginals of the subcontinent
              You need to get redpilled

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that an image of Zoroaster?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We should pick the heaviest one and discard all the others.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brevity is the soul of the wit, so we should pick the least heavy one and discard all the others.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you claiming they are all wrong and the God/Creator they all seem to be talking about doesn't exist?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some of those don't have books though which indicates it was made by a reddit fedoratheist with no actual knowledge of religion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shinto and hinduism are the only real ones but you homies aint ready for that conversation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me about Shinto.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gods everywhere and inhabiting everything with varying degrees of power and a multitude of rituals for a multitude of purposes, most of which have a practical application of some kind.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And how does one benefit from these gods? What can we get?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The same thing you get from the abrahamic god except no original sin or threat of eternal torment or the trojan horse of israeli anarcho-communism

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do rituals and you receive blessings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where is the atheist theory of evolution book?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your homosexual ass up LMAO you're as cringy as justin roiland

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real scientists dont talk like this.
    if anyhting,knowing how the body works makes love even more interesting and meaninful that it previously was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >knowing your conscious mind, an aberration according to nature, is being hijacked by airborne chemicals, makes it more interesting
      No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >an aberration according to nature
        What the frick does this even mean? Pseud.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you really not understand grade school level words? That simple tiny sentence discombobulated your mind that hard?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is meaningless. You may as well post "toad frog bag slam".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Consciousness is an emergent function

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe but nobody really knows

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there is nothing aberrant about that

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The irony is r&m fans don’t realise this is mostly cope on ricks behalf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot if it was before or after he tried to kill himself over Unity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh. tbh i thought it was pretty obvious his entire personality and substance abuse problems stemmed from losing his wife. people can be cynical pieces of shit without it having to mean something or preach a point, they're just in pain and harbouring a lot of negative emotions. i thought everyone got that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you and I know that but do you really think

        thinks that Rick isn’t their nihilist blackpilled based father figure?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he is acting like a moron on purpose to have fun and you missed the joke because of your desperation to have someone you can look down on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no. i wasnt doing that. i was being a little ironic but that’s still the point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how a small subset of audiences perceive a character or film or whatever shouldn't be the creators problem, especially in this age of tiny groups of politically obsessed weirdos straw manning everything they think will make their "opponents" look bad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of Bojack Horseman where the writers clearly had a meltdown over the fact viewers were sympathetic toward Bojack and fricked the show over in retaliation.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i could never really get into that show although that one episode on his internal thoughts as a depressive was pretty good. idk i think they could have taken basically the exact premise and put it in a working class setting instead of the done to death hollywood/la thing and it would have been a decent look at mental health and also allowed for far more interesting supporting characters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they arent media literate so now they will be lonely middle aged drunks encouraging the next generation to continue in their mistakes. grim.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you aren't meant to be rick in the same way you aren't meant to be rust or any of the other damaged characters in media that for one reason or another have arrived at a point of hopelessness and self destruction, nor should you ever want to be. that you think (or rather that a lot of other people think and you are being contrarian and taking the opposite position) that being these people is somehow cool is a both sad and a blessing as it shows the vast majority of you have never had to deal with things that lead people to become these characters irl. if you had you'd know it was shit and you would do this "literally me" thing all the time.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This line is irrelevant now since it turns out Rick really did love this wife and he didn't leave her because the marriage was failing.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the media literate understand that we aren't meant to idolize rick, but to feel sympathy for him

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T HAVE KIDS, MORTY
    LET THIRD WORLD PEOPLE OVERPOPULATE INSTEAD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not saying that. If anything Rick spends many episodes reproducing or trying to create offspring. He's saying don't fall in love, don't trust your body's animal instincts which are forcing you to do things and telling you the happiness will last forever. Rick is more for polygamy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        again, people do that as a defence mechanism not to make some hamfisted point that can be placed in a box marked "X". if you've ever truely lost a loved one in an unconventional way (ie not from the natural passing of time as you would experience with parents and which societies are well set up for supporting you deal with it) it can leave you in a place where you assume positions you don't necessarily agree with in order to stop yourself from falling into relationships or situations you believe might lead to similar trauma. not everything is an attack on you as a viewer or meant to be aspired to.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only love women who i’m not good enough for. I literally don’t know what mutual live feels like because either the woman loves me but i don’t love her, or i love the woman but she doesn’t love me. I’ve had a happy life otherwise so i’m not complaining but i’ve never had much romance in my life (sex stuff sure).

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the same man who went on a mass killing spree over the Ricks that killed his wife and child
    I'm still surprised that there are people who don't know that Rick is supposed to be a hypocrite.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean "just" a chemical reaction?

    Good luck living life without chemical reactions homosexual.

    >*burp* cellular respiration is just a chemical reaction morty there's nothing magic about it *slobers*
    >b-better just die a virgin

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A COMMUNIST
    I'M COMMIE RIIIIICCCCKKKK

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    talk to the hand

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw to intelligent to have sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We need to start lowering test scores so this trend can reverse

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fans like to praise these kind of quotes, but ignore the subtext that Rick's reddit atheist nihilism is the reason that he's miserable and he ruins the lives of countless other people.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love is a chemical reaction, but it’s still one of the best things we can feel. Paradoxically, thinking that love is just a chemical reaction and not something more mystical/ineffable tends to dampen it to some degree.

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