In like 2 scenes I think, and there's only 1 part where they actually play off of each other and it's the arguing about tossing a loaded gun. It was the only part where the movie had some personality, even if it was generic marvelish banter. The rest of it just felt like an ai put it all together from the plot to dialogue to the action scenes
Storyline got drowned in the action scenes. Still enjoyed it. Fun action film. At least they tried a new fricking concept for once. Tired of all the capeshit mission impossibles or fast and fricking Furious movies in this world.
>a new fricking concept
John Wick except with even more marvel quips isn't a "new concept"
It was hard watching this movie to the end because the characters would unironically stop mid action to make a bad joke.
Everyone, including the actors and production staff know that Netflix produces nothing but garbage and that the network is likely in a death spiral. Everyone knows this. They also know it's a good paycheck so they go through the motions.
Chris was pretty funny being a dick
Billy Bob really phoned it in.
Ryan Gosling could of been replaced with a plank of wood as usual.
Armas was ok I guess?
The real problen was the generic story and horrible one liners.
They actually had Chris Evans say "that'll do pig, That'll do"
Way to refernce a so year old movie jack asses
I thought it was good, but it would have been better if:
1.) They got rid of the one-liners
2.) They got an older/mature actor for Denny Carmichael
3.) They showed more of the gray man's spycraft more meticulously.
For me it reminded me of John Wick (underground network of hitman goes after him) and Leon the Professional (hitman gets attached to underaged girl and becomes his daughterwife)
what did u like about it? Genuine question, not trying to do a gotcha.
I had high hopes. Gosling acted decent. There was something interesting cinematography in bits and pieces. And 1-2 quips were kinda funny. But other than that, I felt kinda letdown.
action was good, the main girl was hot, the villain was fun
I liked the connection between gosling's character and the little girl, made him more human when he's acting like a robot otherwise
solid 8/10 movie, worth a second watch at some point
This was, ok I guess? It got a bit better in the middle the beginning was pretty boring and cringe though. It's basically Jason Bourne but Gosling doing Matt Damon. I didn't know the Russo Brothers directed this till the end credits but it made sense with all the "quips" there were. And no Ana and Ryan don't share any on screen chemistry because he's literally too autistic to be interested in her. The literally Black person homosexual boss at the CIA should've been killed but I guess if they are doing a sequel that hopefully happens. I was thinking wait they aren't gonna have Chris Evans vs The Goose? And then they literally kung fu fought each other. It was ok background noise flick material. But the sickly girl subplot was stupid and could've been left out. Oh and the dialogue Jesus. The weird lines going back and forth between Gosling and Billy Bob Thornton felt like it was written on Cinemaphile at times. Who writes "it wasn't me, who gouges a man's eyes out for a Honeybun? I mean I like Honeybuns but"? Or "You want some gum?" "What flavor"? "Watermelon Bubblicious". "Is there any other kind?" JFC Russos
Marvel has ruined people into expecting groundbreaking impact every time. This is the traditional life cycle for most action thrillers. It's an easily hack genre that is derivative. It sells though, that's why it makes up for most of Harrison Ford's career even though people can't name most of those forgettable flicks.
>has like 2 scenes >works for shady organizations and commits acts of violence to get what he wants >has a random change of heart because muh children and muh honor
Why do they always cast the darkest Pajeets from the South? Lots of North Indian Bollywood actors have anglo features that make them atleast look presentable. This ugly shitskin made me eyes bleed.
that was the most egregious bullshit. also why the frick did he fight ana de armas a second time when he, she and every fricking one else knew he didnt care anymore. he didnt even get fricking paid!
>Is the book better?
There's 11 books, and they are bangers. MUCH better than the movie. Some book things they changed for the movie:
Denny is an old fat white dude
Fitzroy is British and he doesn't die
The Ana dArmas character doesn't exist
It's part of Evan's contract actually, every Marvelgay sold their soul to Audi. RDJ, that chick I forgot her name, that black Captain America, Hulk, etc. has to have an Audi in their movies. No acceptations. Most hilarious thing is Evans actually drives around in a fricking 10 year old Lexus. No idea why someone who is a millionaire would drive around in a glorified Toyota piece of shit.
Cause real richers don't spend their money on depricating investments. Unless you plan on flipping cars (restorations/mods) vehicles lose their value the second they come off the lot, and people with good money management know this and will invest in a car to ride it to it's last km/mile. Buying luxury if it's not art of your brand is just broke people trying to look rich.
Or they don't care because they can afford it. I can tell you're poor because you have this romanticized idea in your head of how people who have lots of money behave
>big baddie says "I can do this all day" like he's Capt during final fist fight on top of Metal Gear with Gosling's character
Why do Marvel directors think people would want to hear this shit outside of Marvel movies?
this homie doesn't have the body for this type of "action here". His shoulder's are way too narrow, looked like a little b***h.
he mogs you into oblivion, anonymous Cinemaphile incel
Why are Jo and John in a new movie?
Whoa both Goose and Ana are back together in this film??
Do they actually have scenes together?
Goose is more into his niece here
Which is weird because the e-girl had a pacemaker so having sex with her would literally kill her
Yes in a Bond/Fast and Furious movie team up way
In like 2 scenes I think, and there's only 1 part where they actually play off of each other and it's the arguing about tossing a loaded gun. It was the only part where the movie had some personality, even if it was generic marvelish banter. The rest of it just felt like an ai put it all together from the plot to dialogue to the action scenes
ya because it wasn't good
Storyline got drowned in the action scenes. Still enjoyed it. Fun action film. At least they tried a new fricking concept for once. Tired of all the capeshit mission impossibles or fast and fricking Furious movies in this world.
>At least they tried a new fricking concept for once.
He cute
>a new fricking concept
John Wick except with even more marvel quips isn't a "new concept"
It was hard watching this movie to the end because the characters would unironically stop mid action to make a bad joke.
A sequel and spinoff is already in the works
https://www.thewrap.com/the-gray-man-sequel-spinoff-ryan-gosling-netflix/
there's literally nothing interesting in this world. Just a bunch of Black folk, gays and chinks running around
Yeah, well, there's 11 books and counting, and they get progressively better than the first story.
Nice try, israeliteflix.
Did Ana De Armas have any sexy outfits in the movie?
>Netflix Original
what do u think?
She gets her full butt out?
Original
>what do u think?
Everyone, including the actors and production staff know that Netflix produces nothing but garbage and that the network is likely in a death spiral. Everyone knows this. They also know it's a good paycheck so they go through the motions.
>the network is likely in a death spiral. Everyone knows this.
their subscription numbers are steady, let it go "sister"
>their subscription numbers are steady
yeah steadily declining
Bah bro' she was covered up from head to toe in every scene. Movie is PG-13 to appeal to broader audiences.
I wish we'd get a movie about the CIA that's actually accurate for once, just spooks doing spook things
a movie about a bunch of guys sitting in a office and subverting the culture would be kinda boring
I meant operators. SAD SOG or whatever they're calling it nowadays
Try the Rubicon miniseries... you'll need coffee.
>you'll need coffee.
Is that because it's boring or because he will need to binge watch it into the night?
>hat because it's boring or because he will need to binge watch it into the night?
It's good, but it's kinda boring at the same time. I liked it, but I read books and stuff so...
I liked the part when the fight at the town square turned into basically a GTA Online battle
Chris was pretty funny being a dick
Billy Bob really phoned it in.
Ryan Gosling could of been replaced with a plank of wood as usual.
Armas was ok I guess?
The real problen was the generic story and horrible one liners.
They actually had Chris Evans say "that'll do pig, That'll do"
Way to refernce a so year old movie jack asses
>Way to refernce a so year old movie
what's the reference
It's a line from the movie Babe about a talking pig.
I thought it was good, but it would have been better if:
1.) They got rid of the one-liners
2.) They got an older/mature actor for Denny Carmichael
3.) They showed more of the gray man's spycraft more meticulously.
>could of been
The movie was boring as frick, I fell asleep for 40 min and still understood the plot of it by the end. It's like diet Jason Bourne
>I fell asleep for 40 min and still understood the plot of it by the end
sounds like good content made for me to consume while looking at my phone
Maybe you should just save time by doing nothing else but browser your phone all day
nah bro, my brain will notice it and absorb the content
For me it reminded me of John Wick (underground network of hitman goes after him) and Leon the Professional (hitman gets attached to underaged girl and becomes his daughterwife)
she was much better as Ryan Gosling's b***h in Blade Runner 2049
I liked it a lot. Frick the haters.
>Frick the haters
me first, homosexual
see
what did u like about it? Genuine question, not trying to do a gotcha.
I had high hopes. Gosling acted decent. There was something interesting cinematography in bits and pieces. And 1-2 quips were kinda funny. But other than that, I felt kinda letdown.
action was good, the main girl was hot, the villain was fun
I liked the connection between gosling's character and the little girl, made him more human when he's acting like a robot otherwise
solid 8/10 movie, worth a second watch at some point
The scene where all hell broke lose in Prague was something at least.
Yeah I liked how it kept being escalated to ridiculous levels of mayhem and chaos, imo the movie is worth a watch just for that part alone
>imo
Your opinion is kind of worthless though
Not really, I generally have good taste
so your 8/10s are more like a critic's 5/10?
seems accurate
Butters
The Gay Man
>she wasn't nude it it
WHAT THE FRICK IS THE POINT
This was, ok I guess? It got a bit better in the middle the beginning was pretty boring and cringe though. It's basically Jason Bourne but Gosling doing Matt Damon. I didn't know the Russo Brothers directed this till the end credits but it made sense with all the "quips" there were. And no Ana and Ryan don't share any on screen chemistry because he's literally too autistic to be interested in her. The literally Black person homosexual boss at the CIA should've been killed but I guess if they are doing a sequel that hopefully happens. I was thinking wait they aren't gonna have Chris Evans vs The Goose? And then they literally kung fu fought each other. It was ok background noise flick material. But the sickly girl subplot was stupid and could've been left out. Oh and the dialogue Jesus. The weird lines going back and forth between Gosling and Billy Bob Thornton felt like it was written on Cinemaphile at times. Who writes "it wasn't me, who gouges a man's eyes out for a Honeybun? I mean I like Honeybuns but"? Or "You want some gum?" "What flavor"? "Watermelon Bubblicious". "Is there any other kind?" JFC Russos
the capeshit brothers received help to write the script from the writers of end game and infinity war
Marvel has ruined people into expecting groundbreaking impact every time. This is the traditional life cycle for most action thrillers. It's an easily hack genre that is derivative. It sells though, that's why it makes up for most of Harrison Ford's career even though people can't name most of those forgettable flicks.
I get your point, it's just that in this case it seems like Netflix was hoping for a shake up of the genre from the Russos.
You know how in the future most media will likely be scripted by AIs?
I'm 90% sure this one was written by an AI
are there more edits? this got some potential
You can make one yourself, if you want I can also include the AE project with the tracking.
movie was bollywood tier shit
bros
he's just like me
I am impressed by how quickly she progressed with her english.
The Good Morning Sirs assassin was one of the best characters in this
cope. He was extremely ugly and smelled like poo
At least he was honorable and did not redeem the girl. So there's that. The rest of the CIA were absolutely pieces of shit.
>has like 2 scenes
>works for shady organizations and commits acts of violence to get what he wants
>has a random change of heart because muh children and muh honor
Why do they always cast the darkest Pajeets from the South? Lots of North Indian Bollywood actors have anglo features that make them atleast look presentable. This ugly shitskin made me eyes bleed.
>you're going to kill a baby jirl?
I kek'd
that was the most egregious bullshit. also why the frick did he fight ana de armas a second time when he, she and every fricking one else knew he didnt care anymore. he didnt even get fricking paid!
Rewiev bombed by lkeftist cuck marxist fricks, so sad just cuz itr had a WAHITE cast and a black/female antagonist, frick OFF.
This movie was literally written by an AI and you can't convince me otherwise
Why'd they make the black guy the big baddie who's an insufferable sociopathic loser for in 2022? Seems pretty based to that in Current Year.
because it's garbage
I want my 2+ hours back
SIR
DO NOT REDEEM THE FLASH DRIVE
SIR
DO NOT REDEEEEEM
He was unironically the best character & actor in this whole thing next to Evans.
Both of these were the 2 worst
Get your shit together man
I watched it for Butters
Is the book better?
>Is the book better?
There's 11 books, and they are bangers. MUCH better than the movie. Some book things they changed for the movie:
Denny is an old fat white dude
Fitzroy is British and he doesn't die
The Ana dArmas character doesn't exist
>bangers
fr fr no cap
What about the Indian guy and Evans character.
The Evans character wasn't as funny. The Indian guy was from some other country I can't remember.
What is up with all of the quips? It watches like a fricking capeshit. This doesn't feel like a Gosling movie.
Whoever wanted to watch ,watched it and there is nothing to discuss.
>car gets into a shootout
>building explosion
>case
>comes out spotless
Audi must have some amazing paint, makes me want to buy one.
It's part of Evan's contract actually, every Marvelgay sold their soul to Audi. RDJ, that chick I forgot her name, that black Captain America, Hulk, etc. has to have an Audi in their movies. No acceptations. Most hilarious thing is Evans actually drives around in a fricking 10 year old Lexus. No idea why someone who is a millionaire would drive around in a glorified Toyota piece of shit.
Cause real richers don't spend their money on depricating investments. Unless you plan on flipping cars (restorations/mods) vehicles lose their value the second they come off the lot, and people with good money management know this and will invest in a car to ride it to it's last km/mile. Buying luxury if it's not art of your brand is just broke people trying to look rich.
Or they don't care because they can afford it. I can tell you're poor because you have this romanticized idea in your head of how people who have lots of money behave
I actually expected that car will transform into an armor one day.
>Captain America's official car
>made in Germany
I liked it, no idea why movie critics hated it though.
Oh its that kind of movie huh. I liked the stuff where critics and audience disagree.
this movie was unbelievably bad
I actually turned it off 3/4ths the way through since I couldn't stand it
thrillers like this are normie slop. they exist to be half chewed, half digested, and shat out on to the next one
captain america makes a mid tier good villain because he's so fraudulent in his normal persona
Its a good afternoon background movie. I had it one while I was cleaning the house and that was the best way to view it.
>big baddie says "I can do this all day" like he's Capt during final fist fight on top of Metal Gear with Gosling's character
Why do Marvel directors think people would want to hear this shit outside of Marvel movies?
>Shit version of John Wick
Only watched it for Ana and The Goose
I liked it.
There's nothing to remember
It was le dumb action movie
Only Barbie the movie will be the dawn of a new age of kino