>just saw pic related
>kind of fun but writing is literally chat gpt tier
>every twist was predictable, even the dialogue
>for the 23rd time in the movie tom is literally ABOUT TO DIE when suddenly a character we haven't seen for 30 mins appears right behind him to save him
>ebic Quirky marvel humor throughout
>"LE COMBUTER BECAME... LE SENTIENT"
>"LE MASK MACHINE IS... LE BROKEN"
>"LE ENEMY IS EBERYWHERE AND... LE NOWHERE"
6/10 how did this shit get made
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You need to watch it a few more times, let it marinate
>You need to watch it a few more times, let it marinate
NTA but im Gonna do this because i feel like i didn't catch everything the first time.
I watched it on cam and am going to the theater tomorrow. Can't bruise the cruise
Only watch it in theatre.
The burj Khalifa scene in Ghost Protocol is such a iconic scene and it will be remembered for generations.
Based
Based dubs
I've been listening to this on loop ALL DAY, will stop when im about to go clinically insane, not a second before.
Watch the Mission Impossible 2 limp Bizkit theme. That's such a kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=mfBiktIrDnQ&pp=ygUnTWlzc2lvbiBpbXBvc3NpYmxlIDIgdGhlbWUgaW5zdHJ1bWVudGFs
I love it. Used to listen a lot of Limp Bizkit. This theme is so fricking awesome.
no henry cavill no watch, sir
I was thinking of getting a free ticket to Sound of Freedom and using it to sneak in to Mission Impossible.
Marinated shit is still shit.
The whole movie was just as bad as the ending sequence of Mi3.
You will never ever be a woman.
>ebic Quirky marvel humor throughout
This felt like one of the least quippy Mission Impossibles.
>Another OP who expects McDonalds to serve steak and lobster
so fricking tiresome
no anon I'm not expecting it to be a deep contemplative piece of human morality, but I am expecting the writing of a billion dollar franchise to be better than something chat gpt could shit out in 30 seconds
why would you expect anything else from a billion dollar franchise? lowest common denominator friend
>a ticket for mcdonalds costs the same as steak and lobster
Then why the frick would anyone want mcdonalds
Why is this film full of women
MI3 had it right. Kill the broad at the beginning, then full on spykino until some other pussy comes in at the end to be saved.
Because they've been set up as the replacement, along with some other nog
I saw this in imax. It was objectively bad (other than some of the stunts) and I don’t really care because I like Tom cruise. At this quality, without him being in every scene they will not get any people in seats to watch it
Pain. I hate women so much it's unreal.
Women are the israelites of the gender.
Casino Royale did a better job
Casino Royale was unprecedented
Lol. Movie is awesome. Op is probably a shill or a Black person who is too stupid to understand.
yeah i was pretty disappointed. it made sense when i read the director saying things like they didn'tt even know how the bike jumping scene would fit in the film till after the filmed it, then you look at how nicholas hoult was supposed to be the bad guy then got recast with the hispanic guy 30 years older, that must have meant a huge change in the script. also thought it was weird that the female lead hayley atwell suddenly got replaced with the blonde on the train via a convenient use of the mask... the swedish chick having at least one fake death (shes back in the sequel apparently)
fallout was awesome, you're just easily please.
homie. The bike scene fit exactly in this movie. Don't lie. Black gorilla Black person.
You didn't watched the movie don't you? Go watch Barbie troon.
SIR DO THE NEEDFUL PLS
thanks for the post, rajeet
you're a mouthbreather and probably also a moron
He's a Spaniard, which is worse than both combined
That's even worse.
About to hit movie in weekend. What movie's should I watch bro's?
1. Barbie
2. Oppenheimer
3. Mission Impossible
What is /misc/ approved movie?
Ask the /misc/tards, not us
Watch Mission Impossible and Oppenheimer. Barbie is gay level moronic. No one wants to watch a feminist.
MI. it's a no brainer.
Why the frick anyone would watch a movie in theatres anyway? How is it better than watching in netflix?
Begone satan
Frick off homosexual. Go watch your gay cruise movie over piss smelling theatre. I'm gonna torrent it lol.
>t. shill paid by the church of Scientology
Scientologists
Scientologists>Leftists
Haven't been to a theater in 4 years so I decided to go to imax. The speakers were fricking shaking my entire body in the bass heavy scenes. I don't deny that watching movies at home isn't comfy but I was completely engrossed in the action.
Don't you own a Dolby Atmos speakers and a 4k tv?
Lol. Shill. It's obvious that you want this movie to fail.
I can’t get through Top Gun 2, 2049 or Dune at home even on a 70” 4k HDR. But I enjoyed them very much in IMAX.
/misc/ would say MI.
Mission Impossible. No woke shit is in it and the Masculine role is played awesome in this movie. Christopher Macquarie is a great director.
I was surprised by the gratuitous ass-shots, the tummy and the ryona.
McQ and Tom still know what heterosexual men want to see in their movies.
Who's ass shots? Asking for a friend.
Hayley Atwell and Pom Klementieff, Vanessa Kirby acts like a bawd so that's also good.
Watch hackers game 2015. Pom klementieff has a great scene in there.
You people are genuine virgins if you think those scenes were worth a damn
you post like a virgin tho
pom
Okay. Thank you.
Not true. A large plot point of the film was the strong woman continuously outsmarting the main guy.
And another large plot point was one woman getting bested and killed by a man. And the very competent at one specific thing woman sucking dick at everything else. She couldn't handle shit the rest of the movie. Not at all a Mary sue or whatever like you're implying.
This. Grace is constantly out of her depth and the only reason she keeps escaping is because Ethan thinks she is not going to act like a fricking moron (which she does) and then gets into deeper shit.
>No woke shit is in it and the Masculine role is played awesome in this movie
you're the dumbest motherfricker alive
And you're the blackest gorilla Black person. Gorilla chimp monkey Black person.
MI. If you need to see another one, then Barbie for The Goose. No idea why would you even contemplate watching a 3h movie about a israeli mass murderer
>wow..le bomb...is le bed...i didn't think it would kill millions
Mission Impossible you idiot. Oppenheimer is a 3 hour drama that is mostly dialog with a bonus bombing scene, you can just watch that when its out for the TV. MI is all action and fun.
i am watching it for the 15 minute fully nude sex scene and will be cooking rice for the finale.
>15 minute fully nude sex scene with Florence Pugh and some floppy Irish dick and Nolan directing
This is what IMAX was built for
Watch MI7 before it leaves imax
>/misc/ approved movie
Holy oxymoron Batman
watch all of them in reverse order, start with mission impossible up to barbie.
MI is mostly old gen. The men are men and the women are women - and hot, and they are not all invincible mary sues. Story is weeb tier, specifically I recognized aspects of Ghost in the Shell with its use of AI and other concepts.
I think Oppenheimer will have annoying preaching and hindsight 20/20 dialogue e.g.
>YoU aRE DoINg ThE MOSt ImPORtant THinG in The HISTORy oF the WORDL, OPENHIMERR.
Barbie is without a doubt snowflake propaganda. I don't think I will be proven wrong about that.
Barbie is a feminist propaganda. Ken acts like a beta male in the movie.
I've seen Oppenheimer. That's a film that will be talked about for years to come. Despite being a movie about people talking, it's far more visually inventive than Mission Impossible.
Dead Reckoning was a middling action film in comparison. Truth be told Brad Bird should've been brought back. MacQuarrie is at best a journeyman director.
>I have see a movie that hasn't been released
It has had multiple premieres already(Paris, London) and is being slowly rolled out for the press in the USA 🙂
Why do you watch this fricking shit?
Death of this board.
first half was fun action
second half dropped off with the party and train
also got tired of tom looked awed or shocked as he muttered
the train stuff just reminded me of uncharted 2, still good though
I don't know how this franchise has gone on for some long. MI 1 was the only good movie in the series. Simon Pegg ones suck. And Fallout was awful ("muh water"). Now we have this 2 parter which is a dumb idea.
Tom Cruise basically reigned this series in after Ghost Protocol by ensuring he gets the directors and actresses he likes and he gets to do all the cool stunts
The first Mission Impossible is absolute shit you contrarian homosexual. Go back and watch it again. moronic twists that make zero sense, hell, every reviewer at the time pointed out how nothing about that movie made sense but that it was fun. It's definitely not the best of the series. Fallout was a superior movie by every metric.
Made perfect sense to me and the set pieces are insane. Maybe you are just stupid?
Seriously? The boss (forgot his name) fakes his death in the most moronic way possible, then literally chucks himself off the bridge. Ethan would have known something was off as soon as he saw him do that. It doesn't hold up today at all. Then that moronic flying a helicopter in a train tunnel scene shit. Then the train encounter with the pointless mask reveal before an awkward encounter. Like why did his boss even wait around in the closet for so long? Besides that stuff, the entire cinematography, effects, all that shit just doesn't help up that well anymore. Other old movies like Predator are timeless. MI1 is absolutely not one of those and is slop tier now aside from the noc list heist.
>Ethan would have known something was off as soon as he saw him do that
Are you fricking moronic?
>Ethan was watching on the camera that was in Voights glasses
>from what Ethan saw Voight was shot, there was blood on his hands from his chest wound, then he collapsed off the bridge that he was on. Dead. Are you moronic?
>Then that moronic flying a helicopter in a train tunnel scene shit.
Literally the best action sequence in the entire franchise.
>Then the train encounter with the pointless mask reveal before an awkward encounter.
Pointless? It showed that Voight was the bad guy and the girl was working with him. WAtch the movie, moron.
> Besides that stuff, the entire cinematography, effects, all that shit just doesn't help up that well anymore
Give an example of a specific effect that doesn't hold up. You can't, I guarantee it.
This thread has fully convinced me there’s no hope for humanity and people have been turned into literal cattle. They were right.
Zoomies are desperate for iconic films fod their gen and they make delusional arguments because of it imo. I see the same thing happen in other genres/franchises. The Batman vs TDK/Burton films, AEW vs WWF attitude era, etc...
i watched it a week ago, holds up amazingly. you must be one of those tards who thinks cgi is reality
Can you link the letterboxed post please I want to see what else this person thinks about movies.
Didn't happen, Black person.
>The first Mission Impossible is absolute shit you contrarian homosexual.
Literal brainlet detected
I liked it and watched it when it came out. Still remember the guy getting killed by the elevator. The first move was good.
First Mission Impossible is literally the best Mission Impossible homosexual. It literally made Tom Cruise a global icon. That movie is one of the best piece of art that has ever been made. No one hates First Mission Impossible lol. Sissy b***h.
Watch it again. It's fun as a kid to watch but is absolutely awful by today's standards. 99% of people would pick Fallout over MI1 irl. Even Cruise's acting was not as dialed in then as it is now.
Why are you watching a 30 year old movie as today's standards loser? Holy shit you are dumb. The movie came out in the perfect time and the movie has the greatest screenplay for an action movie.
>99% of people would pick Fallout over MI1 irl
That's because young people are moronic.
No one remembers Fallout. MI 1 had great scenes
>breaking into CIA HQ
>the icon "Cruise on the ropes in the temperature controlled room"
>I even remember that the plot was the NOC list. I can't even tell you what Fallout's thing was
Not to mention the rewatchability. Mission Impossible 1 can be watched 1000 times and still it get better and better. Just a fricking refreshing movie. Jon Voight is such a badass villain.
Zoomers are just mind raped and poisoned since birth with flouride and estrogen in their food and water. Can’t blame them entirely for being such little homosexuals.
MI1 is such a nostalgic fricking movie. Probably zoomers love it too. This homosexual op is the only one who hates MI1.
It’s still the best MI movie, even by todays standards. Writers today are too incompetent to keep suspense at that level throughout a film. And like the other reply said, it still has the most memorable scenes of the entire franchise.
the post that needed to be made
it’s unwatchable in 2023
whatever, it really is 6/10 but that's a 10 in the current state of cinema
name 1 movie currently in theatres that isn't slop (you cannot)
>Mission Impossile
>They do it 7 times
>6/10
So you enjoyed it?
It's 11/10. don't listen to losers.
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
We need to make it a slogan.
CAN'T BRUISE CRUISE
Now THAT'S a catchphrase.
You are a Black person op. I mean it.
I've been pretty harsh on M:I2 over the years but I hadn't seen it in a while up to now. It's one hell of an early 2000s action movie.
MI2 opening alone is one of the baddest scene in movie history. And the movie itself is awesome. Only homosexuals don't like the movie.
>getting filtered by Cruisekino
sorry about your life, anon
NOOOOOOOO
>pros
>not really woke, tom cruise gets to be a badass saving hot chicks
>cons
>like every mission impossible movie after 3, these movies are getting increasingly less grounded in more believable spy shit and becoming more like capeshit with moronic stakes and motivations
I did find it kind of amusing that the movie leads you to initially believe that it was the Russians who built this super AI that goes rogue but then it's revealed that it was actually the US who built the super AI, got it inside of the Russians' shit-tier AI system and then tried to kill it when it got too good at its job.
yeah the stakes are getting more and more autistic
>MI1: trying to get back some stolen info on spy identities
>MI2: stopping a bioweapon from falling into the wrong hands
>MI3: another biohazard
>MI4: LE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES
>MI5: LE NEW WORLD ORDER
>MI6: LE NUCLEAR BOMBS
>MI7: LE EBIL AI GOING TO TAKE OVER LE WORLD
how did it get so moronic?
I believe them.
You started typing in caps and using “le”?
You should not have been born
Frick off Holol Black person
Lol that comment really triggered you didn’t it vatnik? Go back to sucking Putin’s wiener you diseased homosexual.
>literal dogshit
>6/10
meds, now
cope and seethe about it
>this x is so bad it like it was made by le AI lol!!!!
Joke isn’t funny anymore jfc shut up
Oh shutup. Movie is fricking legendary. Never seen such a action movie since T2 and Matrix. Frick off loser. Cruise is awesome.
onions detected, go back to lebbit
Cry about it. Gay ass Black person. Frick Oppenheimer and frick Barbie. Gay ass homosexual. Kys.
>Frick Oppenheimer and frick Barbie
What does this have to do with either of those movies?
Op is a massive homosexual
>movie opens with sequence explaining how humans are the biggest security risk
>ai antagonist only uses humans to do it's bidding when it has already infiltrated every government system
The movie fell apart before it even began.
>only uses humans
as opposed to aliens? sentient robots?
I was expecting drones. Give me one good reason why it didn't just drop a bomb on cruise at any point in the movie.
I haven't watched the movie yet. does it have complete control of the skies all over the world? because otherwise a drone will be detected and local air force will scramble fighters to intercept. unless you're in a third world country with no air force.
>why it didn't just drop a bomb on cruise
Because it doesn't want him dead?
Hell, it could pull the plug on all civilization and rule the planet just like that, but it doesn't.
It's throwing everything at Ethan to test him and to see if he can still uphold his morals and do the right thing in the end. The Entity WANTS Ethan to get to the Sevastopol and its source code.
That's why it manipulated Ilsa into finding the key.
That's why it tested Benji.
It's the single logical explanation why it didn't already nuke humanity.
Cause he's fricking Cruise. He's a legend.
It was great. The MI formula is getting a little old now, but I still enjoyed this movie a lot and I'm glad I saw it on the big screen.
Thank you for your post Rajeet, 2 rupees have been deposited into your account.
its gonna make bank and OP is just gonna keep seething about it
It's gonna 100% cross a billion. It's written.
I'm a Cruisegay but the whole movie was forgettable.
>nuke bomb fakeout
>AI has to learn about IMF when Lane already did his homework on everyone and the data can be accessed from whatever British spook computer it is on
>absolutely zero substance to Hunt's background and why he fears the greybeard so much
>nightclub + greybeard fight scene was stretched out and poorly scripted, just endless elevator music and scenes transitioning from one day to another
>no extra lore or setup in the ending, it's just the submarine on focus
it's just bland. Where's the tightly written character driven moments, music and teamwork scenes?
Then you're not a Cruisegay.
He's not a homosexual period, you flaming fanook
Who? That guy or Cruise?
all these shitty nitpicks.
then in 10 years you mongoloids will say "ah we didn't know how good we had it when Cruise was still making MI movies"
appreciate what's good NOW. nothing is perfect. stop having outlandish expectations.
there's way more than enough absolute garbage that you can make an effort and appreciate something that's good. not perfect. good.
Not everyone is going to like every MI movie gay. Most people here like at least a handful of previous MI movies.
Sure but pretending this is slop on the level of Marvel Guardians or whatever the frick it was is just being histrionic and overly contrarian for the sake of it.
Most people aren't saying it's marvelslop. It's just a solid 5 to 6/10.
Wrong. On all counts. Movie gets 99 percent in critics alone. You're gay and moronic.
>Movie gets 99 percent in critics alone.
96% and you don't even understand how RT works and more importantly suddenly we care about critic reviews now?
homosexuals are always like this
>Movie gets trashed by critics
ROTTEN TOMATOES IS LITERALLY FUNDED BY israeliteS
>Movie gets all the praise
OMG 99% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES!1!1!1!
Another Nitpick is the blonde chick's BROTHER not realizing that her eyes went from blue to brown.
I'm surprised you actually noticed those things OP, I was mentally cooming at all the hot b***hes in the movie. So very refreshing to have top tier eye candy without pozzed quota casting and bossgirl sequences, frick yes.
Yeah, MI movies are garbage but they're meant to be mindless fun. It's not meant to be taken seriously.
>imagine confessing your love for spyslop
MI is the only series worth watching though. Even bond got woke and became trash.
>Actually good movie
>No woke shit
>Cinemaphile hates it
Classic
Feminism is woke and this movie is woke
>Grace is shown to be out of her depth and very reliant on Tom
>Isla literally dies
Well why does Tom crash cars and is always one step behind grace
Tom is always one step ahead of her.
She only gets away when Tom is distracted and because he is too much of a good guy to trust Grace.
When you started babbling like a baby I stopped reading. The movie didn’t feel like this.
Too many boss b***hes and tom cruise is always taking a back seat gets a die/10
I get that the Mission: Impossible movies are just action movies now, but they could put at least some effort into the plot. The sentient AI stuff was really bad.
Ya I am literally watching it right now and I have already tuned out.
I thought it was a somewhat good twist.
Normally it will be rogue AI vs everyone.
This one is everyone trying to get the rogue AI vs Cruise trying to destroy it vs the AI just wanting to be left alone.
You're literally a mouth breather if you find any of this captivating
You must be a mouthbreather if I think I said captivating.
t. mcu Black person
>didn't use the greentext
Hello summer gay
keep seething israelite
cruisekino will get close to a billion if not over
Most probably it's going to cross billion. israelites are seething lol.
>cross billion
LOL
Remember how we dunked on Avatar 2 and then it made 2 billion?
M:I7 isn't made by James Cameron though
M:I7 is made by Cruise tho
Cruise movies have flopped before
i don’t see why this would flop
top gun made a billy…
It's not going to flop. It'll probably do around 650 to 750 million. Not a good ROI for the budget. Hope they keep it low for part 2.
>Hope they keep it low for part 2.
Part 2 is already getting delayed due to the actors strike, so it's budget is going to skyrocket too
Unfortunate for Cruise then. Hope they get a better release date at least.
MI:7 doesn't have the 40 year stretch nostalgia factor like Top Gun 2
>MI:7 doesn't have the 40 year stretch nostalgia factor like Top Gun 2
Also, Top Gun is a more grounded movie. It's basically just good guys in fighter planes vs bad guys in fighter planes. No ripping off rubber masks, double switches, and le AI wants to rule the world enemy
Top Gun 2 was pure action that felt super visceral especially in theaters, and was made properly as filming was completed before the memedemic. Both parts of Dead Reckoning suffer from memedemic and the mega strike respectively. It's over for Cruise
I literally forgot everything about what happened in the first top gun, and still found it very enjoyable. MI7 is pure slop in comparison.
You’re right, it’s only 30 years
*36 years, you double Black person
homosexual op detected. have a nice day israelite. You don't belong here. Christ is king.
whats up with the israelites trying to sabotage cruise over this?
they werent around doing this for top gun why do they think this kind of shit will fly?
who are you gonna fool into not watching cruisekino?
just how dense are you?
Jews hate Tom Cruise for a reason. Also Top Gun 2 is produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, a israelite. This movie is produced entirely by Tom Cruise. That's why they want him to desperately fail. He must have pissed of some people in the higher-ups.
Well some one who si hated by the israelites he literally filled the movie with women and diversity and he is on the back foot to stronk women. Clearly he is not chummy with israelites
If he goes full on Based and Redpilled Cinemaphile /misc/ user he will be killed in a minute. So he sometimes gives israelites some handout.
>>"LE COMBUTER BECAME... LE SENTIENT"
>>"LE MASK MACHINE IS... LE BROKEN"
>>"LE ENEMY IS EBERYWHERE AND... LE NOWHERE"
wtf even is this complaint. just adding le to shit doesnt make it bad
I'm assuming 2 is going to be much more heavily about what the entity (God I hate that name) actually wants or is trying to accomplish, but in this one it was so passive and ambiguous that it ends up being just kinda there
This thread is terrible and each and every one of you is Black folk bye
It peaked with Rogue Nation. Fallout rode its coat tails. But now its getting moronic. They think they can shove cruise with any set pieces and add le espionage and people will fill seats. Writers are pathetic and I hope they get railed by the execs.
it needed more close up shots of the keys. don't think we saw them enough
out of curiosity how would you rank the Mission Impossible movies?
This is my exact order, but everything is at least an A.
MI2 S+
Fallout/Rouge S
Others A
MI2 is based. Glad it gets love here. The best Mission Impossible.
I love it. morons hate cause it's a new style for them back in 2000s.
7. MI3
6. Fallout
5. MI1
4. MI2
3. Ghost Protocol
2. Dead Reckoning part-1
1. Rogue Nation
5 is the best
3 was perfect for its time
4 has good shit but third act drags
6 and 7 are awesome but the stakes have become too high to take as seriously as before
2 is good with high frame rate tv and taken as a product of its time
1 is honestly just fricking garbage
1 is the best. Everything else you said was accurate.
i respect de palmas style but that movie is completely flat aside from the wire scene
Mission Impossible 1 is literally the biggest thing in the world in 1996. Teenagers worshiped the movie. Every guy wanted to be Ethan Hunt during that times. The movie is such a experience for people. Mission Impossible 1 will always be iconic. There's not a single flaw in that movie.
Movie is iconic than Titanic.
Why did fake Danny Pino double cross his own henchwoman???
Why didn't you pay attention when he explained it?
I stopped caring after the 20th time they mentioned "THE KEY"
The AI tells him that she'll betray them since Ethan spared her life, so he tries to kill her before she can.
felt more like a self fulfilling prophecy tbh. Like if he hadn't tried to kill her, she wouldn't have betrayed him.
I watched it for mommy becca, but baguette girl was also cute.
Seethe, you have shit taste
I just saw it too, mediocre. The big bike jump stunt has been shown so many times before that it doesn't hit at all. You can see it coming litteraly ten minutes before it happens, it's whatever when it does. Though it was funny, in my theater this woman in the back went "does he have a parachute?" and everyone heard cause the movie was silent. She probably got the biggest laugh of the movie kek.
The opening scene in the submarine was not only stupid, but also boring. They go on and on about how they're invisible and navigating by dead reckoning, when the whole time they have active sonar going off every second. Then they engage an American submarine with a torpedoe for no apparent reason, besides the fact that the US sub appears to be able to spot them. Seems like a great reason to start WW3 guys. And then at the end we learn that the special room at the heart of the submarine, inside the engine room, is the sonar, kek. Great job, you can now hear your own sub with unprecedented fidelity.
Then the airport scene was meh. Really the only engaging scene in my opinion was the train falling off the bridge. That was straight out of an uncharted game.
So in conclusion, Tom isn't going to save cinema.
>Then they engage an American submarine with a torpedoe for no apparent reason, besides the fact that the US sub appears to be able to spot them.
You were probably tictacking through the movie. They returned fire because they assumed the US sub fired a torpedo at them. They even go into anus-clenching brace position and are surprised when nothing happens.
TLDR: frick off Barbie shill.
Nobody mentioned Barbie, you literal troony
No, but you shit talk a very decent movie for no good reason and it's sus. have a nice day.
You're mentally ill and belong here forever
Frick Barbie and frick feminists.
>with a torpedoe for no apparent reason
How does one manage to miss whatever the frick is going on 2 minutes in? Especially as the characters are spelling out everything.
Obvious shill tactic.
In our theatre people are literally going crazy at the mountain motorcycle jump. Fricking screams everywhere and people are literally tearing their shirts off for that scene. The whole theatre erupts lol. And towards the climax everyone is on the edge of the seat and fricking losing their voices lol. You are obviously a Barbie shill. No one is going to watch Barbie lol.
cringe
Why did they decide to take this franchise to the fast and furious route with the whole family is everything now?
>Family is everything
What?
They're old with no social security or personal families. Of course they're gonna become more familia with each other now, it makes absolute sense.
Am I the only one who wants to do an Adderall infused facefrick session with Atwell?
missed the beginning of the movie, what happened before the scene where the people on the submarine fire the rocket at the "phantom" and blow themselves up?
That is the beginning of the movie. The captain and his second in command use two parts of a whole key to lock a room that's got source code of the AI villain. The AI makes it look like an enemy is firing upon them but it's a mirage that only exists on their navigation systems and scanners. They launch a missile at it when it fires first, and the false readings disappear before the missile is redirected to their own sub.
Thanks, I was almost 20 minutes late so theatres must be playing a shit ton of trailers these days
>LE LE LE
god, Redditurs are such insufferable subhumans
>annoyingly smug yet incompetent british woman constantly betrays the main character
>gets forgiven on account of being a woman
>gets propped up as a possible replacement in the future
tell me this isn't what happened in both MI7 and indiana jones.
>comparing Atwell to Fleabag
>thinking Atwell was le smug c**t in a Cruise production where he's very particular about which actor gets to do what vs Kathleen Kennedy's agenda and blessings to ruin IJ5
cope: the post.
okay, tell me how she wasn't smug. and what the frick am I coping with? can you go a single post without using a buzzword?
>constantly betrays
Nope, just a thief on the run who doesn't want to get caught.
>gets forgiven on account of being a woman
Her actions bite her in the ass and she is roped into becoming a team member, seeing how her other option is staying solo and ending up very dead very soon.
>gets propped up as a possible replacement
Lol no.
>Lol no.
You're such a lying Black person, jesus christ
IMF literally offers her a job at the end of the movie since they retconned IMF to be some excon rehabilitation program
She's a pretty good thief who can shake her ass, not some globetrotting turboassassin megaspy like Ilsa was. And whoever that chick in Ghost Protocol was.
You're a moronic gorilla Black person.
>Didn't refute a single point
You never stood a chance, troony
>moving the goalpost
You're just sad, honestly
What goalpost did I move? YOU said she gets propped up as a possible replacement, I'm presuming you mean for Ethan. I don't have to move any goalposts to tell you that is simply horseshit and not at all what the job offer is implying.
Yeah they offer her a job, not the role of New Protagonist. Jesus get a grip.
I like the idea of an AI antagonist, although I wish it was a bit more active. It mimicing Benji's voice and hacking the comms was an incredibly interesting way to use it as a threat, but overall it should feel like a villain who is everywhere and nowhere. The movie could have been restructured a bit, but I have to wonder if the film was cut down since it already hits 2 and a half hours. We never really get context for why Ethan is after the other baddie, save for somebody dying. It would have been good to have in this film, rather than something explained in the sequel.
Also, does anyone else think that Ilsa isn't actually dead, and that they're pulling one big "gotcha" on the AI by falsifying the truth to the machine? If it can't tell what variables are on the table, it can't counteract them.
But generic Latin badguy killed Isla with his blade, so she is likely dead as frick
Why would they falsify her death once in the film, only to bring her back and kill her again? Having a woman fake her death to win one over on the bad guys is the very first thing the franchise did, with the dude thinking he killed a hooker in his hotel room so he'd spill his secrets.
>I like the idea of an AI antagonist
I didn't. Felt a step too far into the supernatrual. Plus Eagle Eye already exists.
I watched it and it was kino, maybe OP is a gay (as usual)
no one goes on a mission in this
it's a xxx movie with a different cast
watch person of interest instead if you want AI content that badly
>no one goes on a mission in this
the most impossible mission yet
I agree on the film being really uninspired crap. But a notation of 6/10 isn't "literal dogshit".
Worst movie I've seen this year, for sure. For a movie about an evil AI, I feel like it was written by chatGPT after being filtered through episodes of network crime dramas about video games and the internet from 20 years ago. The plot and dialogue were horrifically bad.
Mission Impossible has jumped every possible shark at this point. The movie felt more like Fast and the Furious 11 than anything. Some of the worst dialogue and writing I've ever seen. Generic action set pieces that were all ripped off from other movies, shows, and video games.
>sandstorm shootout from Uncharted 3
>car chase through Rome, already been done at least once or twice before in this very franchise, not to mention a direct ripoff of one of the old Bond movies
>the night club scene tried really hard to feel like John Wick 2
>the bridge scene and the train stuff were copied almost verbatim from Chuck
What the hell happened?
MI7 is 1000x better than any Fast and Bi-Furious movie
This movie was one more monologue about MUH FRIENDS away from just being Vin Diesel talking about family.
Losers.
Barbie is going to fail so is Oppenheimer. Your israeli plan is failing and israel is going to get nuked this decade. MI7 is going to cross billion dollars and its crits and audience is rared 99%. Movie is literally the greatest MI movie of all time and I'm going to go again to theatres. Seethe. You can't do anything israelites.
Tom Cruises' power level kept escalating.
so they had to scale to keep with the theme which is an Impossible Mission.
6. Rogue Nation
5. MI:3
4. Ghost Protocol
3. Fallout
2. Mission Impossible
1. MI:2
Ghost Protocol>3>1>2>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Dead Reckoning>>>>>>>
Nation
MI2 is severely underrated. Movie is kino as frick. I don't understand the hate behind it.
I don't hate it. The only good movies in this franchise are the first four. It's just that it's the worst of those four because the story is quite stupid and the entire thing is like peak early 2000's "edgy". Still way better than the last three dogshit movies in this franchise though. It had a lot of style thanks to John Woo's out there direction.
The motorcycle stunt in the end is such a classic 2000s action movie feel. Also the opening is iconic as Ethan climbs the mountains. The movie is little slow but way more enjoyable than other Mission Impossible movies. John woo is such a action artist.
It's garbage. Poor man's version of For Your Eyes Only.
>literal dogshit
>6/10
are you stupid
Just admit you are trans or disneygay okay?
He's both.