Before Madame Web i never heard or seen this thot. Who the frick is this b***h and why is she headlining a capeshit prestige project? And more importantly...why the frick do you all know her? I never seen this b***h in ANY movie whatsorever!
Needless to say, it boggles the mind Sweeney isnt the main in this. thats all was thinkign watchign the trailer. Why the FRICK s the hottest IT-girl in Hollywood playing second fiddle in this.
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Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney should make a sex tape.
Blue is the Warmest Color with Sweeney and Jenna. Set completely in Utah.
>daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith
>leading role in the Fifty Shades of Grey series
It is you who is wrong.
role in the Fifty Shades of Grey series
Franchise that is completely forgotten.
I love bangs bros. I want to bang and girl with bangs.
You live under a fricking rock if you didn’t know of her before this shitty movie
So you all watch literal wine aunt movies, holy shit.
Whatever wine aunt watches Suspiria sounds pretty cool to me
Buncha homosexuals who don't enjoy a yellow bikini.
So you've seen madame webb?
Just because I know she’s in 50 Shades doesn’t mean I’ve seen the movie lmao
No, never seen them. But it was literally (in the actual, literal sense) impossible not to hear about them.
Pretty sure most of Cinemaphile has gooned over the yelllow bikini pic even if they've not seen any of her movies.
that's me
for me, it's the top down eye contact cleavage shot
>he hasn't seen the pic that saved Cinemaphile
the one with huge CEI energy?
I'd eat both your load and mine if Mommy told me to.
I would eat her foot dust and season my food with it like it was parmiggiano, if you comprehend my innuendo.
the only thing she has going for her is her dad tbh
i'd suck her toes just so i could have a beer with don
Here's the hot young girl we were talking about.
Literally the perfect body shape.
Yep
Lovely.
I'd be very surprised if she was ever a virgin.
actually perfect. Perfect shape, perfect skin. What's wrong with you?
>prestige project
i liked bad times at the el royale and her in it
I have seen this.
Also, The Peanut Butter Falcon.
Oh, and Suspiria.
>capeshit prestige project
>Needless to say, it boggles the mind
>the hottest IT-girl in Hollywood
You are a living breathing soijak
She's the next disgusting post wall hag that the virgins of Cinemaphile are obsessed with again now that people keep bullying that Mexican chick with pic related every thread.
>next
Same reason Kristen Stewart was cast in twilight, 50 shades was even based off twilight. She’s a literal whatever so that girls can project themselves onto her more easily than if she too attractive. Imagine chestlets trying to project themselves on to Sydney Sweeney?
what the frick man
KStew is one of the most beautiful women to have ever lived
anyone projecting onto her is delusional
Hell nah homie she looks moronic and stoned in every scene she’s in
Party of her appeal is that she looks stinky and stoned. Would rather sniff and lick her pits and feet than any other woman on the planet. If you're not into her stinky gay slacker vibe she's an objective 10/10 beauty when she gets dressed up.
she has a very intelligent and thoughtful gaze so that's fricking wrong
Yes, she's totally bland and only famous because of her parents but that's not the subject here.
She is a significant actress of the 2010's and you should know that
I know her from 50 Shades of Grey and she’s some famous peoples daughter
She was the girl in Social Network who fricked Sean Parker
She was in The Social Network, Suspiria, 21 Jump Street, Fifty Shades, The Office, Bad Times at the El Royale, Peanut Butter Falcon, A Bigger Splash, Black Mass, and she was all over the internet for ages for making Ellen Degenerate look like a right silly c**t (“Actually, that’s not true, Ellen…”). And she gets posted on here constantly. This one’s kind of on you, bro
>nu-movies, zoomer shit and normie tier social media memes
What a career.
>34 year old actress
>has only been in movies made in the last 15 years
I know, right? Why wasn't she in Gone with the Wind or Ben Hur?
There's occaisionally real movies that come out still. Nu-movies are politically correct fake significant slop. Only zoom zooms get the wool pulled over their eyes by that shit.
How fat are you?
Yeah idk out of all those movies I’ve only seen 21 Jump Street and The Social Network and they were both good
21 jump street, famous zoomer movie.
>Nu comedy with meme actors Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum
Yes
That's a quintessential millennial movie, you fricking ape.
>nu-movies
Well yes anon she hasn’t been alive long enough to be in 80s flicks
do you want her to time travel?
You're autistic and have no gf
OP doesn't realize that both his parents jerked off to both dakotas parents. It's a multi-generational, heritable kind of envy he's suffering from
>Never heard of 50 Shades
How was life under that rock?
Am I the only one who thinks the sweeny chick isnt attractive? Her eyes are too wide and she has chipmunk teeth. Mid at best. Is she polish or something?
somebody said in this picture they look like two mice who got magically transformed into humans for a day and their time is about to run out
she still hot
she’s a stupid ugly prostitute and a clear case of Nepotism
Apparently this Bad Times at El Royale is a western version of Cabin in the Woods? I loved that movie
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the 365 days actress is hotter, why hasn't she gotten her break yet?
She looks so boring. No discernible feature on her entire face.
>looking at her face
>She looks so boring. No discernible feature on her entire face.
I don’t wear glasses or have hair
Don't reply to avatar posters.
nobody cares what you look like dweeb shut the frick up
Fight me irl b***h
I'm not going to sit here and pretend that Dakota Johnson is some sort of high brow thinking mana's actress but this is quite literally just a case of you being a bit ignorant.
nothing to be ignorant about.
She can’t act.
she has starred in literal trash.
you've watched them all? That's crazy because there is no way those movies were all demographically targeted to you.. did you watch them to seethe over her like you're doing here? lmao.
she has that perpetually single borderline alcoholic office middle manager aura and I’m very much into that
Do your parents know you're gay?
just google "Dakota Johnson nude scene" and have the fap of your life.
Sydney Sweeney is talentless, moron face prostitute. Kys moron.
She has no ass