I remember overhearing this conversation between two early 20s girl at the store:
>My boyfriend forced me to watch the new batman >The one with the twilight guy? >Yeah, he says Pattison is his favorite Batman >Isn't that movie like 3 hours long? >I know, I hated it, it's like he wanted to torture me
>>I know, I hated it, it's like he wanted to torture me
This is why I literally never go or do anything with gf's anymore
I go places and don't invite them, just use them for sex.
I thought this was an interesting take on Batman, but I also thought its effectiveness in bringing the Batman character to the real world was more than a little embarrassing. He was basically a psycho in a gimp suit going out to beat up people at night. Police lieutentant Gordon bringing Batman to crime scenes came off more like a conservative gay guy bringing his boyfriend to hang out with him at work.
Maybe we've had enough of the idea that "Batman doesn't have super powers, so Batman could actually be a real person in the real world."
What if Batman works best in a much less realistic world, where super powers are possible? Everything about Batman is a reaction to that unrealistic world -- a rich superhero wannabe loads himself up with gadgets and a crazy costume to imitate real superheroes.
The best part was when Batman caused a massive explosion on the highway, probably killing hundreds of people, just so he could ask a guy about a riddle.
Now that the dust has settled, we can admit that this movie sucked shit. A boring and tedious 3 hour slog of shit when the movie could have easily been editors down to 2 hours.
Also completely dishonest filmmaking. The entire aesthetic, atmosphere and even marketing of this was almost tailor made to appeal to Cinemaphile internet loner young men, the “literally me” types, then when you actually see the movie, it’s just the same tired old left wing propganda needlessly shoehorned into capeshit. Bruce Wayne’s dad was not a noble man, but a scumbag politician who worked with the mafia to kill a journalist who was going to expose him. Cat woman gives us a small rant about “rich white men” ruining the city. The movie opens with the sort of nihilistic violence plaguing the city as a group of skinhead joker guy push a new member of their gang, a young black guy, to harass and beat up and old Asian man (#STOPASIANHATE!) the black guy is of course not into it so this is something people on New York can relate to, the roving mobs of 30 year old white men who harass and beat up people on the subway.
The overall hope for Gotham is a black woman politician (Obama/AOC) who is going to save the city once elected, from all the corrupt rich white men catwoman talked about. The movie then just becomes Batman making sure she wins because if cities like New Orleans or Chicago taught us anything, a black woman in charge is what cities really need to stop crime and societal rot.
Then of course there is the riddler, a very obvious frick you to the targeted audience and he is this incel school shooter type going on a rampage. He even has copy cat people who follow him. I at least thought it was a kind of interesting take on the character for the modern day, but then someone revealed this wasn’t even original since he was like a Cinemaphile troll type in one of the Arkham video games.
This movie is a boring 3 hour crypto woke propaganda piece of shit.
Completely agree. There wasn't a single good white person in the film except for Batman, and there wasn't a single bad brown person. Blatant propaganda.
Guys im just SOOOO Excited to see yet ANOTHER version of the Joker on screen.
Batman has like 50 villains to draw from, but nope it has to be Joker every single time.
They should have cut an hour of the film and removed every scene with catwoman since she literally serves no purpose in the overall story, which is already pretty boring
>I don't care you're an orphan that watched his parents fricking die at a young age >you're a white male and I'm a brown hole so my life and sufferings matter more than you
i barely remember anything from this movie at all. the only part that really sticks out to me was when righteous Black person politician woman is about to give her victory speech and the cops want to get her out of the city because it's fricking flooding and internet incels are coming to kill her. her response was some shit about how if she ran she'd be no better than the other politicians who abandoned people. it was so fricking stupid, like now is not the time for this shit, and she's endangering other people who have to protect her now by staying instead of evacuating AN ACTIVELY FLOODING CITY because she's just so fricking virtuous
This movie is fricking trash. Godzilla Minus One is in theaters now. have a nice day.
Love to see two plebs fighting over which slop is best XD
Not unlike your Mom getting tag teamed.
Batfleck is better
Batman v Superman sucks frick you
Not entirely true, we got Oppenheimer, although it wasn’t as good as this movie. The Batman really was the last successful blockbuster.
Ope-enheimer's only kino scene was Florence Pugh getting her brains fricked out.
>Sloppenheimer
>good
Beau Is Afraid is hands down the best move of the decade thus far
Ok but it’s not a “blockbuster”. That’s why I didn’t even mention Barbie.
>muh blockbuster
Batslop sucked
Oppenheimer sucked
Imagine watching a remake, have a nice day.
For
Oppenheimer was boring as frick, I just walked out when he started throwing glass at the wall.
Literally hasn't been a single good movie in theaters since this.
so she was a prostitute in her dads club right
like was she sucking his dick and shit before she found out
Wrong
Literally wasn't a good movie in theaters while this diarrhea was playing.
That movie was dogshit propaganda.
I remember overhearing this conversation between two early 20s girl at the store:
>My boyfriend forced me to watch the new batman
>The one with the twilight guy?
>Yeah, he says Pattison is his favorite Batman
>Isn't that movie like 3 hours long?
>I know, I hated it, it's like he wanted to torture me
>>I know, I hated it, it's like he wanted to torture me
This is why I literally never go or do anything with gf's anymore
I go places and don't invite them, just use them for sex.
That conversation proves that it's worth watching.
She's right though the movie is boring. Only Batman film that really bored me.
I thought this was an interesting take on Batman, but I also thought its effectiveness in bringing the Batman character to the real world was more than a little embarrassing. He was basically a psycho in a gimp suit going out to beat up people at night. Police lieutentant Gordon bringing Batman to crime scenes came off more like a conservative gay guy bringing his boyfriend to hang out with him at work.
Maybe we've had enough of the idea that "Batman doesn't have super powers, so Batman could actually be a real person in the real world."
What if Batman works best in a much less realistic world, where super powers are possible? Everything about Batman is a reaction to that unrealistic world -- a rich superhero wannabe loads himself up with gadgets and a crazy costume to imitate real superheroes.
The best part was when Batman caused a massive explosion on the highway, probably killing hundreds of people, just so he could ask a guy about a riddle.
Now that the dust has settled, we can admit that this movie sucked shit. A boring and tedious 3 hour slog of shit when the movie could have easily been editors down to 2 hours.
Also completely dishonest filmmaking. The entire aesthetic, atmosphere and even marketing of this was almost tailor made to appeal to Cinemaphile internet loner young men, the “literally me” types, then when you actually see the movie, it’s just the same tired old left wing propganda needlessly shoehorned into capeshit. Bruce Wayne’s dad was not a noble man, but a scumbag politician who worked with the mafia to kill a journalist who was going to expose him. Cat woman gives us a small rant about “rich white men” ruining the city. The movie opens with the sort of nihilistic violence plaguing the city as a group of skinhead joker guy push a new member of their gang, a young black guy, to harass and beat up and old Asian man (#STOPASIANHATE!) the black guy is of course not into it so this is something people on New York can relate to, the roving mobs of 30 year old white men who harass and beat up people on the subway.
The overall hope for Gotham is a black woman politician (Obama/AOC) who is going to save the city once elected, from all the corrupt rich white men catwoman talked about. The movie then just becomes Batman making sure she wins because if cities like New Orleans or Chicago taught us anything, a black woman in charge is what cities really need to stop crime and societal rot.
Then of course there is the riddler, a very obvious frick you to the targeted audience and he is this incel school shooter type going on a rampage. He even has copy cat people who follow him. I at least thought it was a kind of interesting take on the character for the modern day, but then someone revealed this wasn’t even original since he was like a Cinemaphile troll type in one of the Arkham video games.
This movie is a boring 3 hour crypto woke propaganda piece of shit.
Completely agree. There wasn't a single good white person in the film except for Batman, and there wasn't a single bad brown person. Blatant propaganda.
Guys im just SOOOO Excited to see yet ANOTHER version of the Joker on screen.
Batman has like 50 villains to draw from, but nope it has to be Joker every single time.
capeshit was never gud op and u are a gay who's into men in spandex tights
They should have cut an hour of the film and removed every scene with catwoman since she literally serves no purpose in the overall story, which is already pretty boring
She was there to secure ESG bucks.
>I don't care you're an orphan that watched his parents fricking die at a young age
>you're a white male and I'm a brown hole so my life and sufferings matter more than you
i barely remember anything from this movie at all. the only part that really sticks out to me was when righteous Black person politician woman is about to give her victory speech and the cops want to get her out of the city because it's fricking flooding and internet incels are coming to kill her. her response was some shit about how if she ran she'd be no better than the other politicians who abandoned people. it was so fricking stupid, like now is not the time for this shit, and she's endangering other people who have to protect her now by staying instead of evacuating AN ACTIVELY FLOODING CITY because she's just so fricking virtuous
Godzilla Minus One is out right now.
TOP GUN 2???
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE DEAD RECKINOOONING???