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He’s more like me
nice triceps bro
this homie already wearin a helmet under his skin lmao frickin caveman shit , white ppl primitive af
He's white, he's not a homie
oh hell fricking NO!!!dont EVER correct me AGAIN white boy !!
Based, these crackers finna learn. We have rightful claim of Austin.
Please stop trying to inject your white persecution complex into my thread about being an alien sadomasochist
you think you throw some big words it's gonna confuse me ? i went to HARVARD and beat your JIM CROW LOVINg ASS on scores , ! btw its "prosecute" dumb pos
White guys love to pretend they're black men. It's the ultimate sexual role play for them
fck yeah they do with them micro dicks lmao
Based. White people smell like wet dogs. They also eat and have sex with dogs.
You're not even black give it a rest
You don't have to be black to hate white people, you know that, right? White people have caused havoc all over the world for centuries. A lot of us dislike being treated like chattel.
Why did you allow British homosexuals to make you their butt boys then?
>A lot of us dislike being treated like chattel.
then why did you let us? Lmao jk jk, we just like being a little mischievious like that
Could you stop seething about whites inventing literally everything and advancing at the fastest rate and becoming totally globally dominant. You know your people would’ve done it if had made it out of the Stone Age while Europeans were sailing around the world
You mean israelites
No, it white people who love dogs
That's browns. The ratio of pretending to be a homie is like the smallest for whites.
It’s his hair under a bald cap, brown moron
pretty sad how they couldn't even get this guy to cut his hair for the role
Odd sexual energy. Also his head is a penis
The knife is the penis
Imagine him breeding Paul
He was suppose to since Paul was meant to be a girl
I guess he could have gone with Alia if he didn’t die 🙁
That would have been cute
Dang wish I looked like that
yo his ass is out, did his pedo uncle make him wear that?
>slits woman throat and stabs another in the stomach several times for no reason
Yeah, totally me
He was testing his knives for his upcoming performance moron
*in the back
Harkonnens look like this because they're raised in toxic industrial pollution?
No, they look like that because israelites like Woody Allen have red hair + rape kids and ~~*they*~~ didn't want to take a chance on you noticing ~~*the parallels*~~ when npcs you watched the newest goyslop extravaganza.
You seem to be fixated on israelites
You love sucking israeli wieners
You're extremely sexually insecure just like Feyd
yes he is literally me
I thought he was gonna carve and eat the fat guy.
Feyd's Sneyd and Feyd
(soon to be Chuck's)
yeah, and the bald dude is me
Didn't watch dunc 2. Are Harkonnen's all fat? Why is the son Cinemaphile?
Looks like Tate
His head literally looks like a penis
>Feyd-Rautha? He's iconic
What was the point of her? What was the point of Feyd-Rautha?
There was no reason. The same way pic related just wanted to see the Red Wedding, Denny just wanted to see Paul's goofy war rally. Context, characterization, continuity, consistency, and storytelling were never factors. Hell, you might argue cinematography was not much of a factor, cause goddamn were these films visually boring. Compared to his previous work, anyway.
lea seydoux is creating a back up plan for the bene gesserit by being impregnated by feyd. its part of their bio engineering eugenics shit
How does Feyd factor in and why should I care? Still not entirely sure why the Bene Gesserit are even a thing. Like why do the Great Houses even give them the time of day? What exactly do they provide to the galaxy, other than being annoying c**ts?
hes basically there to be a foil for paul. their fates are intertwined. paul was supposed to be female and become feyd's concubine in the plan laid out by the bene gesserit but paul's mom disobeyed and conciously made him male (she can do this because bene gesserit have complete control over their body)
Yeah but how does Feyd factor in, like in the eugenics fashion. He just looks like a random dude. Same goes for Paul. They knew the latter was a male from... well since he was born, if not earlier. So why did it take 17-20 years to enact a backup?
What about the other Houses? Why not just find some random dudes off the street? Why not Duncan? or Gurney? or the Baron himself? I don't get it. What the frick are these b***hes' endgame and why do these two specifically matter so much?
>complete control over their body
so just rewrite the genetic code and be done with your "eugenics program" in one generation lmao, this is some gay ass Metal Gear tier writing the frick? Why do these prostitutes even need male specimens? Just impregnate yourself, the hell? Did Frank Herbert not know of asexual reproduction?
>so just rewrite the genetic code and be done with your "eugenics program" in one generation lmao
That's dirty Bene Tleilaxu shit, the BG won't even do artificial insemination -
“What coin do you offer?” she asked.
“You may have my seed, but not my person,” Paul said. “Irulan banished and inseminated by artificial—”
“You dare!” the Reverend Mother flared, stiffening.
Stilgar took a half step forward.
Disconcertingly, the ghola smiled. And now Alia was studying him. “We’ll not discuss the things your Sisterhood forbids,” Paul said. “I will listen to no talk of sins, abominations or the beliefs left over from past Jihads. You may have my seed for your plans, but no child of Irulan’s will sit on my throne.”
>Like why do the Great Houses even give them the time of day? What exactly do they provide to the galaxy, other than being annoying c**ts?
for their supernatural abilities. they are used as advisors, truthsayers.
>A Truthsayer is anyone who can detect truth when it is being told, with the ability itself being referred to as truthsense. Truthsayers were often employed by the Imperium on behalf of the Padishah Emperor.
Advisors to what? They don't offer any advice in the films. They're just hags.
Also judging by the way the Baron goes about it, you can get around Truthsayers in the most adolescent manner ever.
Wait, why the frick is the old b***h even old? Can't they prevent aging?
>Can't they prevent aging?
They can but that would draw attention and jealous homies would kill them
Draw attention? Are they a secret? They don't really act like it. Hell, that dumb b***h at the end is just there, infront of everybody, even outs herself by calling Paul (or Alia, or both, it don't matter) an abomination before getting BTFO. If you're an "advisor" to everybody and everybody knows you have some ambiguous power that can be countered with a gag and some ear plugs, are you really a secret?
>Draw attention? Are they a secret?
some 90 year old b***h who looks 24 gets noticed, yeah.
Just throwin' this out there, but doesn't spice prolong life? Not really lookin' too suspicious now. I mean after all, of you're going to go through the trouble to age naturally to avoid suspicion, you'll have to die then, right? Wouldn't it be easier to make up some mystical nonsense? These morons in the Duniverse seem to believe anything after all.
Can they not reverse aging? or just change their physical appearance altogether? I.E., their fricking face.
they have the entire imperium by the balls. (literally and figuratively)
So lets say somebody just decided to shoot one of 'em. Like they walked into a House's council meeting like the uppity b***hes they are, and the ruling leader told them to frick off, and they wouldn't. So he/she shoots 'em. What happens?
And now that Paul has effectively cut ties with them, what happens?
To establish that the Bene Gesserit were playing both sides.
Who cares? It has zero impact on the screenplay. That's why they call it an adaptation. You adapt the story to a different medium, editing out certain aspects that aren't completely relevant, even rewriting certain aspects that wouldn't translate well visually.
Otherwise you've done nothing but copy-paste and added in some, in this specific instance, ugly visuals. No, that's not a jab at Zendaya.
me on the left
Is he a chinlet?
jodorowsky femboy feyd with high heels and penis sword >>> DUNC feyd
lol wut
Feyd rautha SLAYed his MOTHER and thats tea
This movie would have been total shit
an animated Dune series or movie in moebius' art style would be amazing however
kino
You kiss your uncle on the mouth?
Head looks like a penis
Why was this dude even in the movie lmao. Same goes for Irulan and Shadman. They had no purpose in the plot. If he was going to write these goddamn movies like a trilogy why the frick didn't he just say it from beginning?
what was the point of rabban
be a moron pawn for the baron. in the book he was told to be ruthless and cruel to the fremen so when the baron replaces him with feyd as ruler he will be seen as a just ruler in comparison.
I legitimately do not know who that is.
If Dennis wasn't scared of having to write dialogue Dune would've been a trilogy. Part 2 would be about Paul joining the Fremen and his romance with Chani (recasted) and would end with Rabban being defeated and Feyd becoming the new heir.
he should be afraid, did you not listen to the dialogue he wrote
True, he needs to accept his flaws and start hiring writers instead of coping with it by pretending dialogue is not important tho
He was twig mode like five minutes ago. He must have used a lot of creatine
he's still a twig just with some definition
No he's twunk mode now
I wonder if they'll make Chalamet get buff for his timeskip appearance
made to breed asian males and females
How do I attain this physique
Be 5.3 in height.
>Glossu is so evil
>he kills his subordinates out of anger and doesn't hesitate to call for Fremen genocide
>but he can't get the job done so we need to call in his psychopathic younger brother
>he's just like Glossu but a twink who's so evil that he kills his subordinates...
>but get this, he does it for fun instead of anger
>and he can kick Glossu's ass
I fricking love anime so much bros
Why did the Bene Gesserit tell the baron not to kill Jessica or Paul if she actually wanted them dead?
I think at that point she thought they might still be useful to whatever vague, ambiguous end they're seeking, but then later on Paul tells them to eat shit, so I guess that subplots over lmao. Never really felt like a tense situation did it? I blame the screenwriter for that.