>literally named Sauron's man

>literally named Sauron's man
How did they not see this coming?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get how sauronman died to grima

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf the White, who, unlike his grey former self was more powerful than Saruman, broke Saruman’s staff and kicked him out of the order of wizards. From that point on the only magic Saruman was capable of was using his voice, which could cast a spell over people, although it was much weaker. By the time Saruman arrived in the Shire, a mortal weapon could kill him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't capable of any magic anymore, he was just super charismatic still without the ability to actually enchant people by talking.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gandalf literally says that the only magic Saruman is capable of is using his voice.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's still super persuasive though, like Hitler. Could be magic.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sauron's man
    Only one of them saw him cumming 😉

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So fricking gay dude

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come, Gandalf, come to my tower of Orc-tank. Everything will be fine, my friend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Orc-tank?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me...i always thought his name sounded do much like a frickin Digimon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would said digimon look like? And his moves?

      He's still super persuasive though, like Hitler. Could be magic.

      Hitler was persuasive maybe because he said something that resonated with people. Gimme an IPA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never said Hitler wasn't persuasive. Possibly one of the most persuasive guys in history. His speeches were legendary.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sauron's trans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I identify as Sauron's man.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lads who look upon her become real glad
    >Gladladreal
    C'mon now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad lad bloy job how about that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frodo Baggins
      >Is a fraud that carries a lot of baggage
      He was just mocking us

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How's he a fraud?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hired as a thief with 0 experience.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't hire a person with a criminal record though... that'd be heckin' stupid tbh.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He almost doomed the world at the last second and was only saved because of a bigger moron came in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friend is wise
      >Samwise

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read this wonderful article series written by a historian. He makes the case that Saruman suffered from a bad case of STEM superiority complex (he was a Maia of Aule in the beginning) which made him into a really bad military leader whose plans were too convoluted and without contingencies, so that he would've been screwed even if he had won Rohan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STEM superiority complex
      Sounds like some made up bullshit by a pseudo-intellectual. Don't bother bringing up supposed complexes without a background in psychology and some form of peer reviewed study

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a diagnosis, it's more of a mindset where a person thinks his expertise in one field applies to other fields as well. We see this quite often with our expert class.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien was a hack. Ghost army? what the frick was that shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a ghost army

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien was a genius. Ghost army is exactly the kind of dumb deus ex machina that is constantly pulled in ancient mythology

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character is merry
    >he's called Merry

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character is an ent
    >Treebeard
    I'm surprised Tolkien came up with an original name for once, with all these other names being such ridiculous jokes.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Useful idiot for the great evil
    >Goyyum
    Naruhodo Tolkien san...

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >betrays Gandalf
    >is named "Sorry, man."
    Tolkien... easy on the pipe weed.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Behold, the lord of all tax calculating horses: Equifax.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its pronounced saroomunn

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghost Army kills everything
    >Aragorn "sets them free" before the final battle
    I can't believe this garbage was actually written and filmed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sorry, my King, but no. We all have our own destinies, and yours culminates in Mordor. I would not rob you of that

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the original evil ruler used to be good but went through a goth phase and turned more grim dark with giant gothic structures built all over Middle Earth
    >More-Goth

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you won't believe what borrowmir proposes he do with the ring mr frodo

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >book similar to the Bible
    >Similarion

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hello, I'm here to apply for the position of royal advisor. my name is 'bleak poisonspewer'

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