Why the frick is she still pregnant? With that level of baby bump pre-timeskip, that thing's been in there for 12 months when Miles shows up. Is there a reason she couldn't have shat it out during that lengthy timeskip so she wouldn't have realistically spent the entire movie limping with swollen ankles, puking every six hours and having to pee every twenty minutes?
Baby shit aside when you spend half her screen time having other people big her up and her defining thing is only just riding a motorcycle, it feels really hard to take her seriously.
>every other Spider-Man has spider powers plus some other distinguishing gimmick >she just rides a bike
I know the point is to make you go WHOA, SHE'S SUCH A RADASS! SHE CAN DO EVERYTHING THE BOYS CAN DO JUST WITH JUST A HARLEY! but you could get better results just putting any of the rest of them on a motorcycle. She isn't bringing anything substantial to the table here.
It's like the BMX Bandit and the Angel Summoner but the BMX Bandit is 9 months pregnant and everyone is collectively pretending he's making a valuable contribution.
It's funny because being a schizophrenic mess that leaves you unsure whether it happened from wiki bydrive or sheer disrespect for the source material is not unique to her either.
Speaking of fat Spider-Men, why did most of the background Spider-Girls in this movie have dump truck asses? I can't be the only one who noticed that, right?
Yeah, no, they actually leaned on that for online marketing.
What I'm referring to predates that though, I'll keep looking.
9 months ago
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>It's funny because being a schizophrenic mess that leaves you unsure whether it happened from wiki bydrive or sheer disrespect for the source material is not unique to her either.
My guess is that they just frankensteined aspects of Jessica Drew, Val the Librarian and Ultimate Jess because they wanted to do something different with her
9 months ago
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I don't buy the Val thing for a second, they probably poached that off from someone who mistook her design sheet.
Shouldn't by that fricking logic there be fat fricks spidermen? It really doesn't make sense that the spider gives you peak strenght and a free six pack in most incarnations but females can have their body positivity shit.
There are, but they're more barashit than fatasses because of course.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shouldn't by that fricking logic there be fat fricks spidermen? It really doesn't make sense that the spider gives you peak strenght and a free six pack in most incarnations but females can have their body positivity shit.
The energy in my theater when this b***h was on screen was validating. No matter how much shills on here want to defend this sort of thing, normal people find it distasteful across the board.
I wanna see that inflated black belly of hers POP like a balloon, explode like an overfed tick's abdomen, deflate like an old rubber tire. I want little Spider-Fetus of that black widow to be smashed into bloody mush, evaporated into red mist. I want her guts to spill onto the dirty ground alongside her amniotic fluid. That's how much I detest this character and the whole disgusting concept that surrounds 'it'.
Why did they try to make the writer's poorly disguised fetish run on the character brave and empowering? As terrible as Captain Marvel is they didn't base the entire movie on the comic where she gave birth to her inter-dimensional rapist.
I think it's funny that Spider-Woman's defining trait is that she's pregnant. Not even being a mother or whatever relationship led up to the pregnancy or anything. Just the act of being pregnant is now what matters to the character.
Speaking of fat Spider-Men, why did most of the background Spider-Girls in this movie have dump truck asses? I can't be the only one who noticed that, right?
It prob has something to do with all Spider-Men having peak adonis physique and the Sexual diphormism present in human musculature.
That and wtf you wouldn't want spider chicks with fat arses?
It just feels weird when you think you're actually being actively pandered to. You're not sure if your brain is full of coom or the creative staff are actually into the same shit you are, as it actually turned out to be
It's funny because being a schizophrenic mess that leaves you unsure whether it happened from wiki bydrive or sheer disrespect for the source material is not unique to her either.
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Yeah, no, they actually leaned on that for online marketing.
>Not on Miles side so blacks dont like her >Fights while pregnant so normies dont like her >Is blackwashed so Cinemaphile doesn't like her >Only important spider character to not get a comic book backstory segment so writers dont like her
Like what was even the fricking point?
Bendis wanted to keep his waifu for himself so he made her unlikeable as frick on purpose
I like her better than 616 Jessica
i don't believe anyone dislikes her either to be honest
this b***h is clocking toy shelves with black phanter c**t
I do 🙂
She was putting the baby at risk, but Pode was also putting her baby daughter at risk.
I hope the sequel has her getting miscarried.
What if Spot just portals the baby out of her stomach and it plummets to the ground?
That's some fricked up shit Ennis would do.
Why the frick is she still pregnant? With that level of baby bump pre-timeskip, that thing's been in there for 12 months when Miles shows up. Is there a reason she couldn't have shat it out during that lengthy timeskip so she wouldn't have realistically spent the entire movie limping with swollen ankles, puking every six hours and having to pee every twenty minutes?
Baby shit aside when you spend half her screen time having other people big her up and her defining thing is only just riding a motorcycle, it feels really hard to take her seriously.
Maybe she got pregnant again
That just makes it even worse that she did it twice.
She is Black...they never stop shit children with no father
>it feels really hard to take her seriously.
You're responsibility-bombing her!
>every other Spider-Man has spider powers plus some other distinguishing gimmick
>she just rides a bike
I know the point is to make you go WHOA, SHE'S SUCH A RADASS! SHE CAN DO EVERYTHING THE BOYS CAN DO JUST WITH JUST A HARLEY! but you could get better results just putting any of the rest of them on a motorcycle. She isn't bringing anything substantial to the table here.
It's like the BMX Bandit and the Angel Summoner but the BMX Bandit is 9 months pregnant and everyone is collectively pretending he's making a valuable contribution.
She shoots webs out of her finger tips, likely means she has organic webbing
Which is an Ultimate Jess thing
It's funny because being a schizophrenic mess that leaves you unsure whether it happened from wiki bydrive or sheer disrespect for the source material is not unique to her either.
Yeah, no, they actually leaned on that for online marketing.
https://twitter.com/kristaferanka/status/1676263685973749760
What I'm referring to predates that though, I'll keep looking.
>It's funny because being a schizophrenic mess that leaves you unsure whether it happened from wiki bydrive or sheer disrespect for the source material is not unique to her either.
My guess is that they just frankensteined aspects of Jessica Drew, Val the Librarian and Ultimate Jess because they wanted to do something different with her
I don't buy the Val thing for a second, they probably poached that off from someone who mistook her design sheet.
There are, but they're more barashit than fatasses because of course.
Shouldn't by that fricking logic there be fat fricks spidermen? It really doesn't make sense that the spider gives you peak strenght and a free six pack in most incarnations but females can have their body positivity shit.
Apart from the risking pregnant part I don't dislike her, she just didn't shine like Punk and India!
I do
I have jungle fever
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The energy in my theater when this b***h was on screen was validating. No matter how much shills on here want to defend this sort of thing, normal people find it distasteful across the board.
B-but Glen wanted to get adopted by her...
>Glen
This
So was Peter.
I wanna see that inflated black belly of hers POP like a balloon, explode like an overfed tick's abdomen, deflate like an old rubber tire. I want little Spider-Fetus of that black widow to be smashed into bloody mush, evaporated into red mist. I want her guts to spill onto the dirty ground alongside her amniotic fluid. That's how much I detest this character and the whole disgusting concept that surrounds 'it'.
>t. jerk offs to Berserk
Why did they try to make the writer's poorly disguised fetish run on the character brave and empowering? As terrible as Captain Marvel is they didn't base the entire movie on the comic where she gave birth to her inter-dimensional rapist.
>Why did they try to make the writer's poorly disguised fetish run on the character brave and empowering?
Please be more specific.
I think it's funny that Spider-Woman's defining trait is that she's pregnant. Not even being a mother or whatever relationship led up to the pregnancy or anything. Just the act of being pregnant is now what matters to the character.
I liked that time when they equated fat Spider-Men with animals, wish I could find the statement again, think it was a tweet.
Speaking of fat Spider-Men, why did most of the background Spider-Girls in this movie have dump truck asses? I can't be the only one who noticed that, right?
It prob has something to do with all Spider-Men having peak adonis physique and the Sexual diphormism present in human musculature.
That and wtf you wouldn't want spider chicks with fat arses?
It just feels weird when you think you're actually being actively pandered to. You're not sure if your brain is full of coom or the creative staff are actually into the same shit you are, as it actually turned out to be
>Not on Miles side so blacks dont like her
>Fights while pregnant so normies dont like her
>Is blackwashed so Cinemaphile doesn't like her
>Only important spider character to not get a comic book backstory segment so writers dont like her
Like what was even the fricking point?
So Amy Pascal's moronation was appeased to the point that she couldn't destroy the entire movie.
She's trash, but since she's pregnant, i want to frick her
Why would you want a STD that eventually gives you cancer?
Cartoons don't have STDs