>literally save the world. >become government bureaucrats

>literally save the world
>become government bureaucrats
what did Rowling mean by this

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >become government bureaucrats
    I never got these meme. Isn't an auror a dark wizard catcher. Seems pretty fun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just magical jannies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, how much do they get paid?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They get magic money

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ministry is a sham financed by rich old wizard families. That's why throughout most of the series Slytherins control everything and muggle lovers get to do menial labor and unimportant jobs far removed from positions of power.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Ron's dad. He literally cleans up poop at one one point.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the field of muggle studies someone has to compare the poo of muggle and wizard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Dark wizard” is just another name for whomever/whatever the state fears because they don’t ideologically conform. Harry is jack boot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Voldecuck

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. But if you're into that it'd be fun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guys in the books seem to murder and torture for fun but ok

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          > spinning razor blades spell that spits fire and poison is perfectly alright
          >spell that painlessly kills you is le bad

          Open your eyes. You don’t need a divination degree to see a problem here.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The spell that painlessly kills you is only used to kill people and it only works if you have murderous intent.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              nice headcanon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's correct. I'm a Harry Potter expert and can confirm.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It seemed like all spells can be reversed or healed, But that one is just an instant death spell that you can't do shit about. I mean the spell Harry casts on draco that cuts his body or something looked x1000 worse than it but Snape was easily able to heal him

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can’t heal a dead guy. Some of those concussive spells could easily kill but it’s a children’s book so they don’t.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so an auror is basically a glowie??

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be a glowie is pretty fun I would imagine haha. My friend is one and does some pretty interesting stuff.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew a glowie. He must have been a frickup because his job was living in a house in some shitty neighborhood taking care of some antennas and comms on the property. Shit wasnt even some cool spy shit the place is fricking conspicuous and he stood out in a nonwhite neighborhood.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              could be worse, you could be an undercover CIA operative turned comic book writer
              and then you get to act and pretend to be an ex CIA and full of remorse all the while ruining the 3 biggest characters

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Shit wasnt even some cool spy shit the place is fricking conspicuous and he stood out in a nonwhite neighborhood.
              Heh my buddy has to monitor online forums for extremism. Not too exciting I guess but it pays the bills.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are just glorified wizard police for violent crimes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they would be like bounty hunters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aurors are just zogbots. Made even worse since Harry is wizard jesus he has carte blanche which would be a problem for anyone to have that much power but you know Harry would absolutely abuse it since hes used to doing whatever the frick he wants.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being an FBI agent isn't fun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paid to b8 people on Cinemaphile
        I'm already doing it for free. I'm basically an FBI janny

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The british quintessencial dream

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all aged worse irl

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry's son is insanely cute shota hot.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Harry a billionaire? Why would he work for the government?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He believes in communism

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The houseelves likes being slaves. Many such cases.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the few things that Rowling did that were actually clever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dobby didn't

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Liberals are too weak-willed and petty to instigate REAL change
      >t. commie writing an essay about why a children's book is bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good breakdown but even to less of an ideological level Harry is a non-charecter

      The best part of the whole series is in book 6 or 7 where Harry is confronted with the fact that all of these people have died because of him and he’s basically just an average dipshit.

      A rare moment of clarity for a generally schlubby character.

      But in much less words Rowling like many people aged 40+ is perpetually trapped in the “dream of the 90’s” post Cold War neoliberalism

      They honest to go thought they’d reached the utopian end of history and to this day you still see that reflected in their worldview and their sadness in it all being lost. It’s hard to explain it to zoomers and young millennials but people really thought like 1997-2001 was just the dawning of a great age of endless peace and prosperity and boring generic left wing “tolerance”

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit what a homosexual. but I like Rowling and Harry Potter a lot more after reading that so I guess it's not all bad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how could like it more after reading that? you like that something so obvious wasn't addressed at all?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of it needed addressing. It's a children's book and, what's more, that stuff is all the stuff people actually like. The fantasy world.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they shown to those who want to save the world as the heroes and to the villains as those who want to destroy it when in real life it is the other way around, although those who want to save it destroy it and those who want to destroy it save it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Society

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can be a hero, but NEVER challenge the Establishment.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other jobs could they have gotten? Teacher? Cook? The wizarding world is very limited

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was written by a women, government might as well be god to them

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wizard world is moronic. Anyone can conjure anything at will. Why would there be inns? Why would there be economic activity and money at all?

    If you read the books from what I can tel the wizard world is basically 50-100k people total and their entire society is run around the wizard government to keep them secret from muggles and to tamp down on “bad wizzards”. Aka those wizzards who actively say “let’s enslavethe inferior muggles and rule the planet”

    Which they should, they could create a society ruled by wizzard kings that create a magical utopia from everyone including muggles.

    Rowling is a woman and therefore not good at world building outside of a very small scale (ie a school)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone can conjure anything at will.
      Except for food. So inns make absolute sense.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just apparate to a chippy. If you are a scrub and cant do that conjure a fireplace and use wizard grubhub.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they can conjure pillows, tents, blankets, clothing, swords etc
        >not food

        I’m like 80% sure they can conjur food but I haven’t read the books in decades so somebody please confirm

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m like 80% sure they can conjur food but I haven’t read the books in decades so somebody please confirm
          https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Gamp%27s_Law_of_Elemental_Transfiguration
          >"Your mother can’t produce food out of thin air, no one can. Food is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfigura[tion]... It’s impossible to make good food out of nothing! You can Summon it if you know where it is, you can transform it, you can increase the quantity if you’ve already got some..."

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            moronic

            Don’t get me wrong I think it’s best when magical powers have rules and limitations in fantasy but at least try to make the rules have an internal consistency

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can Summon it if you know where it is
            Just as good as conjuring.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can increase the quantity if you’ve already got some..."
            Seems like this still makes food post-scarce.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you can be Jesus and just make more bread and fish if you already have some bread and fish
              >but no you can't make food out of nothing
              Having trouble here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most wizards are really bad at magic. They go to wizard school for 5-7 years and in the end they know like 10 spells.

      While you can conjure up almost anything in theory most wizards can only conjure up simple shit like water, fire or some well known object.
      Most never figure out how to do any advanced magic. They just recite existing spells invented by smarter people long ago. They never figure out how to do wandless magic, silent magic, control wild magic or create new spells or potions.

      People like Dumbledore or Voldemort are so far removed from regular wizards it's like they aren't even the same species.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Windgardium Leviosa or whatever that shit is called can be done by children and generates infinite energy soooo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A talented mudblood wizard like Hermione could get rich by offering proxy wizarding services for untalented shits.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what most enchanted items are that you can buy as a wizard.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but im talking about smaller one time things to keep you busy not taking on huge comissions like the invisibilty cloak or brooms.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wizards can't do STEM. They have to devote all their education to learning magic. So they can't effectively rule anything for very long because they lack civic engineers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t need STEM if you have magic

        Take your engineer autism and frick off. Engineers are the most self important clowns in the world. Wow you can do math and can calculate load and strength tell me more about how society should be run! /s

        STEM tells us nothing about how things should be it’s just advanced understanding of the material interactions of our reality

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          > /s
          go to website

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's english

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry and Ron were barely C students who missed their last year. Wizard cops were the height of their abilities. Hermione had potential, but she seems to type to become a professor or something because she loves rules so much.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but she seems to type to become a professor or something
      She becomes Minister of Magic and cheats on Ron. Pretty sure she divorces him as well.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol honestly Ron deserved it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine Draco violently buttraping Ron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most talented wizard of her generation
        >becomes a politician
        Always thought this was the dumbest shit. She should have become a magic researcher or something like that.
        I guess she only studied that hard because she wanted to get into a position of power and she never really gave a frick about magic?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rowling is a hack.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hermione was talented, but she was also a stickler for rules. Look at HBP when she gets pissed at Harry for changing the instructions. Bad mindset for a researcher, good for a politician.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone has to fight for minority rights.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Minorities weren’t invited, they just showed up and started demanding gibs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's moronic,like in Naruto where the most powerful ninja has an office job when he should continue to train, create new techniques and teach them to other good ninja ect...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hermione is just good at studying but not really creative thought. When it comes to stuff that isn't purely book learning, like flying or DADA, she's competent but unimpressive. Even look at potions, when Harry had access to Snape's schoolboy notes he blew past her effortlessly. That's because Snape was actually a genius in that field and could look past what the book instructed and even improve on it. Hermione took what books said as fact. She's not cut out to really push any field forward with new ideas, because she has none. The most creative thing she did was try to end elf slavery, which actually seems like foreshadowing for a political career.

          She's even not the best at studying amongst named characters. Percy and Bill Weasley, and maybe Barty Crouch Jr, all got 12 OWLs when she barely managed 10.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerful

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about Rowling makes sense once you know she is a Blairite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real problem with politics in the west.

      The power structure and elite are screaming to the sky to “just go back to how things were in 1995” while the insane modern epicurean left wants to take us down the black hole of nihilism and the fringe right out of reaction is advocating the wholesale destruction of liberalism as a governing ideology to its root and return to monarchical/dictatorial rule

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blair is the number 1 reason why Britain doesn't look like it did in 1995

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because the neoliberals don’t even fully understand what they are doing and what their policies do.

          They carry on this libertarian stance on economics and social issues while maintaining a globally domineering foreign policy because they think the end of that process is 1995 when they were at peak power and success.

          And as things go south they aren’t asking “wait is this our own ideology and policy being taken to its logical end?”

          No, the see it as “we are falling backwards into tyranny! We are losing the dream of the 90’s !” We need MORE NEOLIBERALISM. We need MORE corporate power, we need more diversity! We need more gdp! We need more sexual freedom! That will fix it just like it fixed it before

          And it becomes a self defeating drain circling myopia

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair to neolibs, this is what happens to every ideological movement. Communists and their abject denial that any of the implementations of their ideas were genunine are very salient examples of just this tendency.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it is a process that occurred to all ruling ideologies/classes which is why they are forced every century or so to reform/evolve or be replaced

              Is exceedingly rare for a governing system to last for more than 100 years

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a bureaucrat is the highest a non-upper-class can aspire for in Britain. It's really a fluke of history that they got entangled with India - another country completely defined by a class (caste) system.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a touch of realism from Rowling. You will be absorbed by the labor force sooner or later. Even the NEETs reading this. She was just trying to let her young readers/viewers know that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta blackpill the kids early

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was all building up for Harry to become Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Him getting advanced training from Lupin in year 3, then him teaching Dumbledore's Army in year 5, and everything else he's gone through makes him obviously the most qualified person for the job. It would put an end to dark arts teacher curse storyline and most important it ties Harry's future back to Hogwarts which is what the heart of the franchise was all about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a bad thought. Too bad Rowling is moronic and just wanted to rush something in. The entire series is whimsical contradictory writing carried by a naturally engaging and interesting universe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't the teachers live in the castle? harry wouldnt want to be away from his family unless you make ginny quidditch teacher or something

      now that you mention it, did none of the teachers have children? would teacher's kids be thought by their parents or would they have to be sent to another school?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now that you mention it, did none of the teachers have children?
        McGonagall was a widow. That's it really. We don't know if any of professors had families it's never brought up. Rowling probably didn't give a shit because she would've released some info about their families by now knowing her. They're all just old and weird.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poetry.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      also ties in with Voldemort, who loved Hogwarts like Harry did and wanted the same job
      speaking of DA, i was re-reading books 4&5 the other day and i found it strange that Harry was positioned in 5 as this DADA-wiz. in book 4 he learns all these jinxes together with Ron and Hermione as they assist with his training for the 3rd task TWT, if anything they ought to be just as qualified as he is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is elected leader because he's the only one who met voldy, and he can also make le epic patronus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teach
      Agreed, I didn't get it back then and I don't get it now either.
      The heart of the saga, as another anon said, is the comfiness of Hogwarts. It also made a lot of sense for Harry to become the DefenseADA teacher. And, romantically, to become a teacher and pass down the teachings of his predecessors (Lupin, Snape, Dumbledore) would have been a very mature thing for Harry to do. In the real world, the teaching job isn't as fulfilling (I'll probably become one) but in that fantasy universe it would have worked.
      But Rowling is a moronic Karen or simply a stupid bong or something like OP was suggesting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teach
      Agreed, I didn't get it back then and I don't get it now either.
      The heart of the saga, as another anon said, is the comfiness of Hogwarts. It also made a lot of sense for Harry to become the DefenseADA teacher. And, romantically, to become a teacher and pass down the teachings of his predecessors (Lupin, Snape, Dumbledore) would have been a very mature thing for Harry to do. In the real world, the teaching job isn't as fulfilling (I'll probably become one) but in that fantasy universe it would have worked.
      But Rowling is a moronic Karen or simply a stupid bong or something like OP was suggesting.

      The poetry of going back to hogwarts makes sense but he has gets experience chasing around dark wizards in the last book so it isn't completely out of nowhere that he'd become an Auror I guess

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's bri'ish life. Be glad Harry Potter wasn't in Germany.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That joy and wonder of the world only happen when you're a child, when you grow up it ends

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That joy and wonder of the world only happen when you're a child, when you grow up it ends
      skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have kids of your own bro, they'll instill that magic and childishness back into your life and stuff. Or you could do lots of drugs. Lots of drugs also works.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you're poor and/or working 40 hours per week or more.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude, just smoke some weed and watch a documentary about space, lmao

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    government bureaucrats
    >what did Rowling mean by this
    it's the britbongs dream
    all the minor aristocracy and well to do upper middle class use to go into state service, working for the home office or foreign office hoping someday to be recognized and be named to a major aristocratic title.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally save the world
    Voldemort would have gotten fricking razed with bullets the moment he started invading the mugglers lmao.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Voldemort would have gotten fricking razed with bullets the moment he started invading the mugglers lmao.
      >t. midwit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is he and his wizard pals going to do against conventional weapons lmao? The frick can they do against a jet fighter spraying them? Nothing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Harry power word has no rules and no cap on power creep so they might as well all be dr Manhattan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          muggletum repello

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shield and deflection spells are well within the even the weakest wizards capabilities. Charms that automatically activate also exist, so countering conventional weapons would be fairly trivial. In fact, someone like Voldemort could easily turn conventional weapons against their users.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >PROT-ACK

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The books make a point of calling out how the vast majority of wizards are too incompetent to do a shield charm.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Magic is actively used. They wouldn't be able to react to to conventional weapons. The vast majority would simply be shot to death and the very few outliers wouldn't be able to keep going on forever.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >find a guy angry at wizard society (which shouldn't be hard, it's a caste system, just get a guy with no powers like the janitor or a mudblood)
          >send him to the most populated places like the Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade
          >Have him take pictures of the sky (there are cameras in the wizarding world so it's possible)
          >find the place with the star
          >Bomb them out of the world
          the frick they gonna do ? They won't even have time to take out their wands before the nuke will have exploded

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            automatically triggered spells exist, it would be trivial to make defensive ones to counter conventional weapons

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >source: my ass that thinks scaling up shit shown by a bazillion is logical

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they can violate physics to the point where the school probably isn't even in our reality. like the apartment that just grows out of another building with tons of people around not even noticing. non-magicals don't stand a snowball's chance in hell against wizards. heck, even a single wizard could probably conquer the world all on his own with his mind control powers and teleportation and dimension-hopping and immortality and so on

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They wouldn't be able to do shit before a piece of lead flies through their skull.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how are you going to put lead through their skull when you can't even see them because they've put a "lol muggles can't see me" spell on themselves and they drive around in an invisible lightspeed-fast shapeshifting bus? even just that bus fricks with reality so hard that he driver could probably drive the bus up to your apartment, in through the key hole, under the doorframe into your bathroom, and then step outside to kick you in the face while you're on the shitter, only to step back inside his bus and rive away. there's just fricking no way, dude. there's no chance.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            automatically triggered spells exist, it would be trivial to make defensive ones to counter conventional weapons

            they can violate physics to the point where the school probably isn't even in our reality. like the apartment that just grows out of another building with tons of people around not even noticing. non-magicals don't stand a snowball's chance in hell against wizards. heck, even a single wizard could probably conquer the world all on his own with his mind control powers and teleportation and dimension-hopping and immortality and so on

            >source: my ass that thinks scaling up shit shown by a bazillion is logical

            They wouldn't be able to do shit before a piece of lead flies through their skull.

            Okay lets say there is a sucssful attack on wizards. If that attack doesn't kill every single wizard at once, its over. The wizards would concentrate all efforts on destroying all conventional weapons. Given that they have access to magic and are not limited by time and distance, the could easily do that.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yes bro, a handful of wizards can destroy every conventional weapon because I say so!
              You're fricking moronic lmao. Absolutely nothing in the entire series shows they would have this capability. They aren't some omnipotent beings. Just making any more advanced spells takes great effort, time and knowledge and even those are mostly underwhelming. Being able to teleport through chimnies and mess with reality won't amount to much when the vast vast majority of wizards don't even know how to do it, much less utilize it in a fricking combat role.

              It's just disingenuous subhuman nonsense to claim wizards are effectively omnipotent beings that can do and react to everything.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wizards have access to mind reading, mind control, and time machines. Those three things alone would be enough to defeat conventional weapons. Let alone would could be accomplished through spells.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No more time machines and nobody know how to make them anymore.

                Mind reading and mind control can't be done a mass of people and doesn't work from whatever distance you want. Pretty fricking easy to combat it through various protocols.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              wizards have been hiding for centuries because they were persecuted by the muggles, they lose against a sword so they can't do shit against modern weaponry

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Voldy and co use Notice Me Not charms.

          Proceed to walk into your house and slowly turn you wife and children inside out while you watch in horror wondering why this is happening.
          It really is that simple.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have like mana or anything? I dont remember anything like that. Whats stopping you from just magicking and enchanting at all times to create absolute chaos? Can the wands overheat? I feel like I remember the wands not being mandatory, its just a lot easier with wands.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the plot of One Piece.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEH

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry joining the ministry makes little sense considering he spent almost half his school career being persecuted by them, and they were the first to be subverted by Voldemort. Ron going into the Ministry at least makes sense because his dad and brother are both valuable ins he can use to land a decent job. Hermione though is way too smart to ever settle for bureaucrat pay.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harry is a billionaire and capable combat wizard. His ministry job is fighting people...he aint in it for the money

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a government stooge means he has to fight who his bureaucrat bosses tell him to fight. It doesn't matter what his job specifically is, ultimately he's just a tool of the corrupt, incompetent government edifice which was frequently a menace to him, personally.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except now he's basically a mix between the Attorney General and an actual general and his buddies wife that's he's fricking on the side is the president.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fat norf with a hunting rifle is more powerful than any wizard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protego
      >expelliarmus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what point are you trying to make?
          That a wizard could be killed by a sniper rifle if they had no idea they were being targeted?
          what a uniquely wizard weakness that muggles are immune to

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That protego and expelliarmus won't work.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That protego and expelliarmus won't work.
              They only "won't work" if you establish terms of engagement that intentionally nerf the wizard
              >durr if a trained navy seal scopes up on a wizard from a mile away that means guns are better than magic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That protego and expelliarmus won't work.

          Teleporting is literally the wizard's driving license.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's all midwits can do in England

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically, government bureaucrats ARE the kind of people who have thrown Rowling under the BUS in the name of 'trans rights'.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't underestimate a job with a pension

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They reorganized their entire society to hide from the muggles at some point during the high middle ages. We only ever see them do hit and run attacks on unarmed civilians. We can therefor conclude that voldemort isn't meant to be able to solo NATO.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny that Emma Watson is half the age she's supposed to be in that digitally aged version yet already looks twice as old

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work at the muggle device office and show interest in muggle world
    >don't give a try to a condom until after having 10 kids and forcing your family to live in poverty despite having a ministry job
    what did he mean by this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>work at the muggle device office and show interest in muggle world
      homie have you seen a car he rides?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one fanfiction that repeatedly had harry or some other character get struck by some testicle engorging spell that meant a girl had to apply some sort of healing paste to it constantly

    they weren't even flimsy excuses to have a sex scene, it was the funniest stuff, especially the second or third time around

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look better than they do now

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That this is a piece of fiction made for moronic manchildren and womanchildren but not troonychildren

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AVADA KED-ACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a wizard can deflect a spell with the flick of their wand I think they could flick a bullet right back into your gun and through the back of your head. That's not even considering shield spells that would certainly block non magical projectiles.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If a wizard can deflect a spell with the flick of their wand I think they could flick a bullet right back into your gun and through the back of your head.
        With what fricking reaction speed? They can barely react to spells flying at soft air gun speeds at best.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the last few books the bad guys literally take over the government and through it the wizarding world by mind controlling the important government figures. A war between muggles and wizards would end with wizards mind controlling all important muggle politicians and government figures, it wouldn't be a wands vs guns firefight.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The highest honor a bong can aspire is to be a good dog of the king

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like all the good ones left that shithole several hundred years ago and made roots literally anywhere else. The only thing that is left in that hole are the descendants of people too ugly and too stupid to leave.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where lmao? Only turbo puritarian religious nutcases went to America and only criminals went to Australia.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So like I said the better brits left hundreds of years ago and made roots in better lands, leaving the filth of that cesspit behind.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted Cho's yellow dicky so bad when I was 11.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about the politics of harry potter
    >too low IQ to understand this is an "and they lived happily ever after" ending for schoolchildren
    supremely reddit

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the highest aspiration for a Western woman

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No different than guys who are decorated war vets overseas then return home and get a cushy office gig.

    Oh you beat the Death Eaters, good for you, but now the rent's due and Voldemort stories don't pay the fricking bills, Harry.

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