Harley as a wife would be as loyal to a fault despite her loose screws. Selina would either ditch you at the altar for shits and giggles or just bail on you out of nowhere the moment she decides you're boring.
Ain't that the truth, Harley is crazy but if she loves you, she LOVES you, look at all the terrible shit joker put her through, and she just kept going back to him.
Then moment you late for work she thinks the worst due to her past experiences and tries to shoot you
then let her shoot/graze you the. Hug her say something like “oh honey that’s why I love you, cuz you care enough to blast me!” Or something romantic.
She def love you to death after that.
If it’s the Harley before they went full edgelord and had her torturing a child, I’d agree. Probably good with kids ironically. Deffo has experience making pies given the whole Punch and Judy shtick. Real wife shit.
I really don’t count those edgy one off in the canonity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Same here. Return of the Joker is a pretty good movie, but the entire thing with Tim just seems way too out-of-character for DCAU Harley to do. She's crazy, sure, but she's shown multiple times that she's capable of compassion and she's one of Batman's foes that has a genuine chance at rehabilitation.
Her casually going along with helping Joker mind-rape a kid isn't her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The whole idea joker went thru gathering all that tech gathering and master planning on top of the child brainwashing was so out there, idea it “downloading personally” on tiny chip was so moronic I rather believe in some magical curse/voodoo hex over that,
“You grew a mole that strange you never had one before”
Batman with his MRI money and high tech scanning shit never found that?
That and terry being half Wayne was kind cringe. Love Batman beyond but it has its faults
Harley as a wife would be as loyal to a fault despite her loose screws. Selina would either ditch you at the altar for shits and giggles or just bail on you out of nowhere the moment she decides you're boring.
Selina is a better fit for Batman. but Harley is better for Anon.
Selina fits Bruce playboy persona, but she too selfish to make it last.
Bruce being Batman most of the time and in beyond he is pretty much alone because of it. Harley would stick around, probably bring him bat milk and bat shaped cookies. He might’ve look younger too.
I feel ya, but I like her even out of her TAS outfit. She looks cute with her pigtails and those are enough to differentiate her visually from most DCAU women that normally go for more subdued hairstyles.
Oh yeah, she's still a 10 out of costume for sure! It's honestly the Jersey accent for me, Arleen has the hottest voice ever to come out of a human being.
And I really need to get more SFW Harley pics because I'm starting to run out.
I still need to watch it, I've never gotten around to it after TAS
2 years ago
Anonymous
Watch it if you ever get a chance. In general it has higher highs but lower lows than BTAS.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Watch it if you ever get a chance.
Might just start tonight!
It's gonna have to be pretty high if it's higher highs than TAS when Harley's concerned, but I'm ready in more ways than one
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's good. It has Mad Love which is the definitive Harley story, along with a couple of more light-hearted episodes like Girls' Night Out, Joker's Millions and the Harley and Ivy segment of Holiday Knights.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, heard Girls' Night Out was good. Dunno why I haven't watched it yet, but I'll change that!
2 years ago
Anonymous
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And Mad Love with the most overt sexual innuendo in any kids show, as well.
TFW you'll never be asked if you wanna rev up your Harley
2 years ago
Anonymous
>TFW you'll never be asked if you wanna rev up your Harley
Not with that attitude
2 years ago
Anonymous
I came for Harley and stayed for Galatea.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I came for Harley
Me too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Same although I enjoyed the superwoman and wonderwoman content too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, heard Girls' Night Out was good. Dunno why I haven't watched it yet, but I'll change that!
And Mad Love with the most overt sexual innuendo in any kids show, as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What about the pie scene in the Creeper episode?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jog my memory on that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, okay, you got me there. Cause she is absolutely naked under that. And that butt shot too, oof.
She's had ups and downs. Like her The Suicide Squad look was more Harley than the the look in the "adult" cartoon. Only TAS Harley is true clown though. Well, the Arkham games as well.
I actually think her latest run is decent outside of the artwork, but they're really putting over the idea of using Harley in her old costume as a representation of her past misdeeds. Her current design is actually not bad, but the jester costume is still an easy 10/10, and with how it's being presented, I don't think we'll be seeing her back in it anytime soon.
I like her newer outfit, but two alterations I'd like to see, just to have a feel for whether or not they'd work is have her going back to wearing a domino mask, and cut down her pigtails to a more manageable length, since they reach the back of her knees now.
Even the voice actress of Harley Quinn is not just israeli, but SUPER israeli (Tara Strong, real name Tara Charendoff). Harley even has that New Yorker israelite voice. Tara channeled her Yidish israeli Theater experience into Harley
Arleen was one of a kind but I don't know who could own the current character other than Tara. She was the og Batgirl and many other eccentric cartoon characters.
Oh, Tara is great, but I dunno, I feel like she just has a huge ego about it, like she is the character or something. And nowadays, sure, but Arleen is still like *the* Harley, especially since Tara just does an impression of her.
Arleen will always be Harley to me. But my big issue with Tara beyond her dumb attempts at "claiming" the character as being hers is that her Harley voice just isn't that good. It sounds way too juvenile. Even when she's acting more seriously like in the Arkham games, it sounds like she's voicing an infant rather than a full-grown woman.
She was getting older, possibly some SAG disputes, the Arkham games are very demanding and have a different tone she may not have wanted to portray. No one really knows. I think the voice was too difficult to do for the amount of recording needed and she hung it up before the whole extended universe really took off.
Oh, Tara is great, but I dunno, I feel like she just has a huge ego about it, like she is the character or something. And nowadays, sure, but Arleen is still like *the* Harley, especially since Tara just does an impression of her.
I think Hynden Walch (and to a lesser extent, Melissa Rouch) do Harley pretty well.
Arleen will always be the best Harley by a country mile but I think Hynden Walch and Melissa Rauch do pretty decent Harleys. They lean heavy into Harley's Brooklyn accent, which I can appreciate. Kaley Cuoco, the chick who voices her in the new Harley cartoon is the worst by far. She just sounds like another stereotypical thot.
Some of the casting choices in that show I find really off honestly. Like Alan Tudyk's Joker. I like him and think he does a good job with that version of Clayface but his Joker just feels wrong.
I think his Joker is fine as far as the voice. It's the character design and what he's saying that spoils everything. He's clearly trying to emulate Hamill, but even with that voice it doesn't work when Joker's throwing around terms like "basic b***h"
And they fricking RUINED her. Turned her into modern sjw female: semi-lesbian, weird hair colors, persecution complex and other mental illnesses, and irrationally violent.
Yeah, but that's seducing guys just to get to her goal, like Ivy doesn't actually wanna frick every single guy she charms. But the pic she's clearly just doing it to turn them on for the sake of it.
Yes, this matters to me.
That's kinda cute. I wonder if that's a perk of the job when you work for Joker rather than Penguin.
"Yeah, he might kill you for a gag, but at least Harley will shake her ass for you if you ask."
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm the blendanon and I have a headcanon that Harley and her bozos fool around all the time and she gives them extra "motivation" and special "perks".
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, now I'm curious. I like hearing people's headcanons about characters, they're interesting! Or maybe I'm just a psycho.
Either way, Harley seems like the type to do it both because she enjoys it, and because she knows it keeps them loyal too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I actually wrote a fanfic with Harley and her bozos doing very lewd things.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, POST it then, dummy.
I'd post a pic but I only have nsfw stuff left.
Oh damn, that's good! Only read the first chapter, but I'll read the rest later for sure. Combined with your pics, it just makes it hot as frick. Liked the idea of her pantsing them in public as one of her pranks too, so she can get a look at what they're working with.
>I breed her in any form, Lego, e-girl, bimbo, furry, punk etc. >Classic and Harleen will always be my favorite look. She great in the Batman cartoon too. I will always honk down the clown
A-fricking-men. Thank you for putting my feelings into words exactly, anon!
I'll have to see some actual footage first, and see how this Harley's characterized, since Arkhamverse Harley's consistently been one of the worse Harleys.
I'm of the opposite opinon. I honestly think City did her worst. She just sounds and acts like a petulant child during all of it. Her role is even shorter in Knight, but in that one, despite having a few moments where she's acting like a kid, it shows she's at least competent enough to lead a squad to take over Batman's base of operations at the movie studio while he's away. Plus her Knight design is her best Arkhamverse design by far
Oh, Knight is absolutely the best design, yeah. Although I have a soft spot for Asylum because I was literally 12 or 13 when I played it and had a crush on her.
I think her acting petulant in City works though because she's still that Joker-dependent Harley, which I admit can get tiring sometimes, and I do love her more independent too.
I think what makes this outfit work is the lack of domino mask.
Asylum Harley's outfit is very similar, but the domino mask doesn't work for me without the jester suit.
I agree that in general the domino mask only works with the jester suit, but Asylum Harley had it the worst. Her mask was way too big for more realistically-proportioned eyes, and it took up too much space on her face. It looked much better in the Batgirl DLC for Knight, which, expectedly features her in the jester suit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It looked much better in the Batgirl DLC for Knight, which, expectedly features her in the jester suit.
That's not even a contest, it's the hottest suit ever created.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I usually prefer it when the costume's made of skin-tight cloth rather than latex, but this works really well, I feel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think that's leather, or at least that's how I always imagined it, just cause latex doesn't really fit in the Arkhamverse, if that makes sense. Well, except on Catwoman.
I love that it looks like Harley made the suit herself too, with all the stitching, just makes it even hotter.
>start reading DC last year, all Golden/Silver Age stuff >"newest" work I've read is Hitman so never see Harley >watch the animated films, get to Batman and Harley Quinn >drop it at the scene where she's ripping farts in the Batmobile >can't stand the character, who likes this chick >later >read some comics with Harley >she isn't that bad actually >look at Harley threads on Cinemaphile >anons seem pretty dope >look at Harley fan art >she's always smiling >don't hate Harley any more
So this is the power of clussy...
>watch the animated films, get to Batman and Harley Quinn
Amazing, you literally picked the worst entry point for Harley. Her characterization in that movie isn't *terrible*, but the movie itself is, and her VA doesn't know what she's doing.
If you ever get a chance, try to watch at least the 2nd half of the Harley Quinn film. It's not particularly good, but her characterization gets much better after the musical number. She is admittedly pretty insufferable in the first half.
I remember a panel where she reaches in some guys pants and makes a "is that a gun or are you just happy to see me" joke but I havent been able to find it. It might have been along the lines of "you don't have a gun but this is certainly a weapon". Either way, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about but I really hope someone knows because that's exactly my fetish. Especially if it's just in a comic that otherwise has barely any sexual stuff.
It really depends. The "Joker abuses Harley but she keeps coming back anyway" toxic relationship angle is really played out. It was good in Arkham City when he'd actually gotten her pregnant, but that ended up going nowhere.
I think Harley is more entertaining to explore on her own, like in Harley's Holiday. But unfortunately independent Harley now just means "feminist power icon".
Harley and Ivy have a better comedic dynamic than Harley and Joker. Namely when they aren't milking Harley and Ivy's relationship, romantic or otherwise, for "grrrl power" points. Ivy actually plays a very capable straight-woman who just barely tolerates Harley's shenanigans.
>tfw she would like that a lot and actually do that right now hurry they might realize we're not in this closet for cleaning supplies hurry the frick up now-
Hey now, you know I can't back down from a challenge.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that thick accent being suppressed by your wiener slide in and out of her mouth, gaging her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
F u c k That accent is the biggest fricking turn-on too... Well, along with everything else!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>spoiler
I have made myself develop a fetish for thick accents of any kind, even a generic American accent, especially on a tomboy punk gal like Chloe from Life is Strange.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Maybe it's because I'm european but so many american accents are hot to me, Jersey especially, but Southern accents too, or west coast like Max and Chloe, or even Baltimore accents on girls.
Non-american accents like african accents and australian accents are hot as frick to me too though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sauce.
I’m partial to cowboy accent
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I’m partial to cowboy accent
That's gay.
Just kidding, like I said, southern accents are hot as frick too. Especially on milfs, for some reason... https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1093482
>South African Harley bully n straddling you
Yes please. >I'm frim Souf Afreca, wanna cum down to the beach 'n have six?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>South African Harley bully n straddling you
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I’m partial to cowboy accent
That's gay.
Just kidding, like I said, southern accents are hot as frick too. Especially on milfs, for some reason... https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1093482
[...]
Yes please. >I'm frim Souf Afreca, wanna cum down to the beach 'n have six?
>not a angy Bri'ish punk c**t
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, with a mohawk and an attitude, that's the good shit.
Younger, pre-boob job Tara Strong could've made a decent live-action Harley. She's too old for it now, even if she still looks alright while cosplaying as her
2 years ago
Anonymous
> Tara Strong cheats on her husband with David Kaye (Voice actor for Megatron in multiple Transformers shows) > Husband learns about the cheating by multiple photos she is tagged in on Facebook > They get divorced in 2019
She must frick like an animal in bed
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based Megatron giving Tara the trigger-wiener
2 years ago
Anonymous
Beast wars Megatron anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
Beast Wars Megatron
Armada Megatron
Energon Megatron
Cybertron Megatron
But not G1 Megatron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There is a few photos of her tonguing him in like 2010s, I think they are all deleted now since the divorce
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Heh didn't even know she was divorced. Funny too because he husband was the obvious breadwinner since he was a real estate guy
2 years ago
Anonymous
Watch this and tell me they weren't fricking
2 years ago
Anonymous
She's probably got a lot of industry vets under her belt.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kyzuzJhzoDc
2 years ago
Anonymous
I am so jealous of him
2 years ago
Anonymous
I remember one anon mentioning that Debbie Harry from Blondie in her prime could've made a good live-action Harley, and I can see where he was coming from.
Younger, pre-boob job Tara Strong could've made a decent live-action Harley. She's too old for it now, even if she still looks alright while cosplaying as her
Why'd she even get a boobjob? She's a VA, who cares
2 years ago
Anonymous
She had acting aspirations until she decided to go all in being a VA
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didn't she get the boobjob after that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mid-life crisis, most likely. She did have acting aspirations but I'm pretty sure she was already established as one of the most popular VAs around when she got it done.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh well. It's not a terrible job, but those breasts in pic related are stellar.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh well. It's not a terrible job, but those breasts in pic related are stellar.
>tfw she would like that a lot and actually do that right now hurry they might realize we're not in this closet for cleaning supplies hurry the frick up now-
> These are all official nudes by Bruce Timm > Harley has nice torpedo B cups and a full bush
>Lmao imagine the seethe if she shaved them into a spade though.
With Harley I could see this happening for one of two reasons: Either she does it, genuinely not knowing what it else it represents beyond a card suit, or she's in a relationship with someone and she does it knowing exactly what it implies, just to troll whoever she's dating.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You know what, I can definitely see both on different types of Harley. The first on original TAS silly tease Harley, who doesn't understand why everyone's suddenly giving her weird looks. (The actual plot reason for why everyone would see her bush is a work in progress.)
And the latter on more independent Harley, doing it for a prank for just one or two people, knowing it would piss them off immensely and revelling in it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>(The actual plot reason for why everyone would see her bush is a work in progress.)
Sequel episode to Girls' Night Out with a moment where she somehow ends up naked in front of Batgirl, Supergirl, Ivy and Livewire.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh, you were thinking like that! I was imagining her crew of guys seeing it, but her girlfriends seeing it does make a lot more sense. Could be as simple as just Livewire "accidentally" singeing her clothes a bit, leaving her with a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.
How would Harley react to having so many big dick anons who want to stir up up her cervix & ass. And think her joke crimes are actually cute and funny.
Honestly wish we knew how heros and baddies react to fans.
>Honestly wish we knew how heros and baddies react to fans.
Kinda makes me miss those lewd tumblr ask blogs people made.
Either way, I'd do literally everything to Harl. And make her know she's loved too!
She'd be a huge tease about it. But she'd have a hard time hiding that she's a little flattered too. And all those glances downwards, of course, sizing it up.
We live in world were celebrities famous for being famous, e-celebs and influencer have fans. Costume peeps definitely would be a thing.
Some girl sell panties. Wonder what one has to do for Harley throw her as thank you. >be anon see Harley doing a harmless crime smash n grab some diamonds >finish your banana n throw it in front of the copper chasing her down >knocked em out cold >she laughs n throws you a cut >decline say you you do it for free cuz your her fav super. “You super in my book”
Probably makes you pick a card on a deck and lipstick kiss mark it for ya or something.
I picture Harley as being the kind of girl that wouldn't hide how happy she is at having so many fans who actually enjoy what she does, big dick or not. Of course, she'd be a pretty big tease to those she thinks are hot or do have big dicks. A lot of "Call me"'s and stuff like that.
It’s obvious damage control on new 52 and SS redesigns. They literally were delt a shit hand.
I feel we yet to found a solid replacement/alt outfit to the classic. And most animated movie just modern spin on the classic which never measure up.
Classic had 3 elements, frills, suit n hat.
Maybe she should have skin suit ala catwoman+Tactical jester corset+Boots or jester shoes? I’m fine with blonde hair.
I know she’s “low tech” compared to cat but body suit would be better.
I thought you meant PG like the rating at first lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nothing about that costume is PG. And that's the way I like it. I still prefer the jester suit, but Harley's Pee Gee cosplay was one of the few good things to come out of New 52
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think it's extra cute since Harley isn't nearly as busty, but it doesn't even faze her, she just wants to wear it anyway, no matter how many people stare.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It doesn't phase her in public, but in that series she's actually self-conscious about her tiddies to the point of wishing for Pee Gee-tier breasts, even if her smaller skeeters are cute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh man, that's really hot.
But she realizes having tatas that big are just an inconvenience! Although that last comment does imply she's packing elsewhere...
2 years ago
Anonymous
It does, though I never really considered Harley to have a particularly big ass. More than enough to grab onto sure, but like another anon said, it's more tight and fit than anything else. She went to college on a gymnastics scholarship, after all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh, I 100% agree. It's very little fat, and not much jiggle, more taut and smackable! But y'know... Still big enough to get sand in between her cheeks...
How is it damage control if it's the same shit design? Or are you saying they're intentionally going with the shit design out of spite until it is accepted?
>Anyone with big asses get that
Her butt isn't that big, it's more tight and fit. Though I guess that's still big, just not a bubbly ass!
You're probably right about the other two though.
A. Whoopie Cushion jokes
B. Anyone with big asses get that
C. Fart Fetishes are like foot fetishes and want to infect everything with their fetish.
>Anyone with big asses get that
Her butt isn't that big, it's more tight and fit. Though I guess that's still big, just not a bubbly ass!
You're probably right about the other two though.
That scene where she braaaps in the batmobile in Batman & Harley Quinn
Nah man, I checked the upload dates. A lot of those braps are from before the movie even came out
Entirely depends on if she's having a good day or not. If she isn't, she might just grab a random stranger on the street just to get off and feel better.
If she is, she just feels like she wants to reward every random, nice guy she meets!
Er, actually, there's not much difference between the two.
Tried it the first time but didn't get any satisfying result so I tried again. The results are still disappointing. I don't think the AI is trained to make fetish art.
This is fun. It's still learning how to draw cartoon and anime characters but it needs a lot of training. It has a problem with making faces look warped and distorted.
Some of them like middle right, bottom left and bottom right look like they just farted and are laughing about it. Then we have bottom middle who looks like what she thought was a fart was actually a shart.
Now that you brought it to my attention, It actually does look like she sharted. KEK
Some of them like middle right, bottom left and bottom right look like they just farted and are laughing about it. Then we have bottom middle who looks like what she thought was a fart was actually a shart.
Batman already foiled the Joker's plan and goes after Harley, who is waiting for Joker's signal elsewhere, so she attempts to distract Batman by being lewd and surprisingly it works, and even though it's in vain they both enjoy themselves enough they might just do it again later under different cirumstances
I only remembered this one because of the ending, and how Harley gets sucker-punched into unconsciousness right after fricking.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was the first chapter in this yuge comic that artist did that I won't lie, was actually pretty good and could almost conceivably be an actual episode if Justice League Unlimited was allowed to air porn.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was the first chapter in this yuge comic that artist did that I won't lie, was actually pretty good and could almost conceivably be an actual episode if Justice League Unlimited was allowed to air porn.
I love how the airstyle is so faithful to Justice League and BTAS as well. Could absolutely see it animated and airing on CN.
Of course, never punch your Harley's. PSA.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Of course, never punch your Harley's
Nothing was said about spanking them, just saying.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, spanking is just the next stage of revving her up! Besides, those chalk white cheeks look even better with some red handmarks on 'em.
2 years ago
Anonymous
She likes getting her cervix punched by anon, probably
2 years ago
Anonymous
No 'probably' about it! Though it's more of a not-so-gentle pounding, rather than punching!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not-so-gentle pounding leading up to impregnation. The sooner Harley has the Dee Dees as her grandkids, the better.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon would really have to make sure she'd knocked up though, so might take a few go's, just to be sure!
Definitely sounds like the kinda situation Harley would convince Ivy of a lot of stuff she might end up regretting, especially if they don't stay within the confines of their motel room either!
I'm sure a lot of customers would be leaving satisfied as well! Ivy might be a bit picky with them, but Harley would love that smorgasbord of men to pick and choose from.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh, I was thinking more of them dragging a single anon around on Christmas and having their way with him in multiple department stores.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh, certainly not opposed to that, for obvious reasons! That one anon is gonna be *drained* the next morning, but with a smile plastered on his face, aaand lipstick all over...
2 years ago
Anonymous
That pic reminds me of how good Ivy's original BTAS design was whenever she had any other expression besides resting b***h face
>They wish to apologize to Bruce before go to the slammer, Batman agrees cuz it’s Christmas and Harley begged >had to make sure the switcharoo wasn’t sus >as Harley n ivy giving their Xmas sob story Harley caught Bruce off guard and does a kiss >but it wasn’t mind control, ivy out on her “protection” lipstick to kiss his other cheek >they really want a threesome >
You implyin' Harley doesn't know personal hygiene?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Harley's all about personal hygiene. It's why her teeth still look white even when compared to how white her face looks with greasepaint!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Greasepaint? I'm sure I don't know what you mean! Her face still looks as beautiful as always, with the chalk-white make-up aaaaaaall over! And perfectly white teeth too! Anything white would just blend right in!
It is still make-up even in the ones her body is white, as far as I'm concerned. Except in the few cases of them explicitly showing her falling into the same chemicals as Joker.
It was make-up at first, since Harley was who Joker would usually send out when he needed someone undercover, but when they rebooted the universe for New 52 they made it so Joker forced Harley to take an acid bath like his, and that's why she's permableached. But like the anon above me, I prefer it when it's just make-up.
they ruined her when tara strong started voicing her, suicide squad movie came out and ruined her more by making her a dyke for ivy in that horrible Harley animated show. now they praised her as a queer queen feminist. western comics are fricking dead
The Harley Ivy ship only works with the DCAU versions of the characters.
Any other versions would have to be constructed to contain the same wow factor otherwise they don’t work.
I'd rather them just be friends with benefits at the very most. Their dynamic is kinda lost when they're in an actual relationship with each other. Makes it hard to believe Ivy as the straight-woman just barely putting up with Harley.
I don’t think Ivy works entirely as a straight woman either and DCAU Harley wasn’t complaining zany without limits.
It’s sort of like that one post about how TF2’s cast works because they’re all super weird but in completely different and contrasting ways.
DCAU Harley was zany, but definately not malicious. She was annoying in that innocent way towards Ivy, who herself had a pretty short fuse. But good straight woman or not, I think that their DCAU versions had genuinely good comedic chemistry.
She helped with countless violent crimes along with kidnapping Robin who was tortured into insanity. She gets sad because Joker abuses her, not because the crimes she does are bad. She's a horrific monster that people go easy on because she's hot, she's a siren that uses her sexuality to manipulate and obfuscate, it's funny how that act works on real people. She's evil.
I knew a girl in my special ed class during middle school who was OBSESSED with Harley Quinn, she was very rude to the teachers, wore red and black outfits every day, always had a sketchbook in her hands and a bunch of self-harm cuts in her arms. One day she literally broke down in tears when another student mentioned to her that Harley once died in some comic or something
in her pre-quirky feminist icon days
how can i cash in on [WOMEN] bros?
She became trash the moment she stopped wearing a hat
idk why they're so allergic to it with the modern designs, it's literally what makes her look like a harlequin
Idk. To make her easier to cosplay and emulate for girls?
The original harley was my first boner
she ruined a generation of women
bruce timm is based
Yes.
She's gripping his batballs!
He unfortunately didn't pack anti-thot spray for this outing.
Bat-Thot Repellant
Makes you smell like your average Smash Bros. player.
>Makes you smell like your average Smash Bros. player.
Catwoman is probably into that.
Jokes on ya batsy I’m an anti hero now! Rev up this Harley cuz she going in hot for some hot hot hot baseball bat dickin
She just has backup plans for every scenario, it seems!
>artist draws her with no ass
I like where their head is at but there’s some work to do here
I prefer perky tight than bubble fat
I do like my Harleys to have firm, perky asses over bubble butts, and this one would be perfect if she wasn't completely flat-chested.
Frickin A. Harley should have her OG tight torpedo breasts Timm drew her with, and a firm, fit rear. I mean, she's a gymnast, after all.
BRUCE NOOOOO
They should get married.
At the very least they do in that one porn comic.
I think Harley would make a better wife than Selina despite being a big of a nut-case.
/r/ meme version of guy walking with girl looking back at a hotter girl with and Harley,
Either in her Harley holiday red daisy dukes or the sharp dress pic related.
Harley as a wife would be as loyal to a fault despite her loose screws. Selina would either ditch you at the altar for shits and giggles or just bail on you out of nowhere the moment she decides you're boring.
Ain't that the truth, Harley is crazy but if she loves you, she LOVES you, look at all the terrible shit joker put her through, and she just kept going back to him.
Then moment you late for work she thinks the worst due to her past experiences and tries to shoot you
then let her shoot/graze you the. Hug her say something like “oh honey that’s why I love you, cuz you care enough to blast me!” Or something romantic.
She def love you to death after that.
If it’s the Harley before they went full edgelord and had her torturing a child, I’d agree. Probably good with kids ironically. Deffo has experience making pies given the whole Punch and Judy shtick. Real wife shit.
I really don’t count those edgy one off in the canonity.
Same here. Return of the Joker is a pretty good movie, but the entire thing with Tim just seems way too out-of-character for DCAU Harley to do. She's crazy, sure, but she's shown multiple times that she's capable of compassion and she's one of Batman's foes that has a genuine chance at rehabilitation.
Her casually going along with helping Joker mind-rape a kid isn't her.
The whole idea joker went thru gathering all that tech gathering and master planning on top of the child brainwashing was so out there, idea it “downloading personally” on tiny chip was so moronic I rather believe in some magical curse/voodoo hex over that,
“You grew a mole that strange you never had one before”
Batman with his MRI money and high tech scanning shit never found that?
That and terry being half Wayne was kind cringe. Love Batman beyond but it has its faults
Selina is a better fit for Batman. but Harley is better for Anon.
Harley is a better fit for Anon than Selina is for Bruce
Harley better fit Batman than Bruce.
explain
Selina fits Bruce playboy persona, but she too selfish to make it last.
Bruce being Batman most of the time and in beyond he is pretty much alone because of it. Harley would stick around, probably bring him bat milk and bat shaped cookies. He might’ve look younger too.
Holy hotness, Batman!
That's what she do.
>Used to be scared of clowns as a kid
>Always liked Harley, though. Both for her character and the way she made my pp feel funny
I wouldn't say I have a clown "fetish", but Harley in the TAS outfit just does things to me her in the regular blonde pigtails don't.
I feel ya, but I like her even out of her TAS outfit. She looks cute with her pigtails and those are enough to differentiate her visually from most DCAU women that normally go for more subdued hairstyles.
Oh yeah, she's still a 10 out of costume for sure! It's honestly the Jersey accent for me, Arleen has the hottest voice ever to come out of a human being.
And I really need to get more SFW Harley pics because I'm starting to run out.
I blame her and Poison Ivy's appearances in Nu-Batman/Season 4 for my obsessions with eyeliner and alternative girls.
>they turn Deadshot into a racist caricature AGAIN
they can't keep getting away with it.
>that top
hnnnnnnngggggg
>it also heaped even more on top of my belly button fetish
>this spiraled into me being an architect and expansion degen
>spoiler
Oh well, the slippery slope is real. It's the same for me, albeit with different fetishes.
I'd 100% still frick panel 4 Harley though.
TNBA unquestionably has both Harley's and Ivy's GOAT looks.
I still need to watch it, I've never gotten around to it after TAS
Watch it if you ever get a chance. In general it has higher highs but lower lows than BTAS.
>Watch it if you ever get a chance.
Might just start tonight!
It's gonna have to be pretty high if it's higher highs than TAS when Harley's concerned, but I'm ready in more ways than one
It's good. It has Mad Love which is the definitive Harley story, along with a couple of more light-hearted episodes like Girls' Night Out, Joker's Millions and the Harley and Ivy segment of Holiday Knights.
Oh yeah, heard Girls' Night Out was good. Dunno why I haven't watched it yet, but I'll change that!
TFW you'll never be asked if you wanna rev up your Harley
>TFW you'll never be asked if you wanna rev up your Harley
Not with that attitude
I came for Harley and stayed for Galatea.
>I came for Harley
Me too.
Same although I enjoyed the superwoman and wonderwoman content too.
And Mad Love with the most overt sexual innuendo in any kids show, as well.
What about the pie scene in the Creeper episode?
Jog my memory on that?
Yeah, okay, you got me there. Cause she is absolutely naked under that. And that butt shot too, oof.
>YouTube Kids
Her classic look will always be the best bit if you're gonna do a different take at least have her be red and black.
>As Harley becomes more of a "strong independent woman", she becomes less and less clown-like
Eventually she'll just be Harleen Quinzel all the time.
She's had ups and downs. Like her The Suicide Squad look was more Harley than the the look in the "adult" cartoon. Only TAS Harley is true clown though. Well, the Arkham games as well.
I actually think her latest run is decent outside of the artwork, but they're really putting over the idea of using Harley in her old costume as a representation of her past misdeeds. Her current design is actually not bad, but the jester costume is still an easy 10/10, and with how it's being presented, I don't think we'll be seeing her back in it anytime soon.
She should give it to the Royal Flush Gang or something then. It's too good to not use.
I really feel there's a middle ground of both design. I do enjoy her newer outfit, I admit, but feels lacking.
Maybe is the domino mask. The more I think about it the more I feel it kinda adds a lot and feels lacking just by it not being there.
It's definitely that. Her outfit still works when she has the pink and blue in her hair but red and white costume, along with the black mask.
I like her newer outfit, but two alterations I'd like to see, just to have a feel for whether or not they'd work is have her going back to wearing a domino mask, and cut down her pigtails to a more manageable length, since they reach the back of her knees now.
90% of Harleys in that image are garbage
Absolute state
What zero clussy looks like
Original Harley is the best Harley.
Reminder that she's a israelite
Fine with me. Just means she's more likely to come up with more lucrative scores.
>implying israeli women aren't some of the hottest there is
You must've left them too long in the oven
You just know Joker started every day by telling Harley a Holocaust joke.
wtf Joker was a chud?????????
Would honk her womb
Half, she's also half pizza pasta
Bullshit where is this evidence
Didn't she admit it? Multiple times? Being israeli is a neutral fact not a negative.
Harley being israeli only happened in recent incarnations. I don't even think this was mentioned in BTAS or was even considered.
She says israeli slang in BTAS. Pretty sure Dini confirmed it
>She says israeli slang in BTAS
Goddamn, I really need to hear Harley say schlong.
>Harley being israeli only happened in recent incarnations. I don't even think this was mentioned in BTAS or was even considered.
This comic
is from 1994, and there is an episode based on it.
Same, Harley.
This is an edit. Nice try frick face
Even the voice actress of Harley Quinn is not just israeli, but SUPER israeli (Tara Strong, real name Tara Charendoff). Harley even has that New Yorker israelite voice. Tara channeled her Yidish israeli Theater experience into Harley
Go for some "CAU-FEE"
>That israeli clussy panty strap
Explains the accent.
Good.
Oy vey dis is like anudda holocaust right in gotham puddin
I hate how Tara Strong made Harley "her" character.
Arleen was one of a kind but I don't know who could own the current character other than Tara. She was the og Batgirl and many other eccentric cartoon characters.
Oh, Tara is great, but I dunno, I feel like she just has a huge ego about it, like she is the character or something. And nowadays, sure, but Arleen is still like *the* Harley, especially since Tara just does an impression of her.
Arleen will always be Harley to me. But my big issue with Tara beyond her dumb attempts at "claiming" the character as being hers is that her Harley voice just isn't that good. It sounds way too juvenile. Even when she's acting more seriously like in the Arkham games, it sounds like she's voicing an infant rather than a full-grown woman.
Why did Arleen retire?
She was getting older, possibly some SAG disputes, the Arkham games are very demanding and have a different tone she may not have wanted to portray. No one really knows. I think the voice was too difficult to do for the amount of recording needed and she hung it up before the whole extended universe really took off.
I think Hynden Walch (and to a lesser extent, Melissa Rouch) do Harley pretty well.
Arleen will always be the best Harley by a country mile but I think Hynden Walch and Melissa Rauch do pretty decent Harleys. They lean heavy into Harley's Brooklyn accent, which I can appreciate. Kaley Cuoco, the chick who voices her in the new Harley cartoon is the worst by far. She just sounds like another stereotypical thot.
Some of the casting choices in that show I find really off honestly. Like Alan Tudyk's Joker. I like him and think he does a good job with that version of Clayface but his Joker just feels wrong.
Even the design is dogshit. Joker should never have a zoomer haircut.
If you ask me I feel like Chris Diamantopoulos would've been better.
That's been a hairstyle since the 1920s anon
Yeah, perming was a thing in the 70s too. Doesn't mean it's not mainly associated with zoomers now in 2022.
I think his Joker is fine as far as the voice. It's the character design and what he's saying that spoils everything. He's clearly trying to emulate Hamill, but even with that voice it doesn't work when Joker's throwing around terms like "basic b***h"
To appeal to Millenials
>I cant fix her and I don't want to
And they fricking RUINED her. Turned her into modern sjw female: semi-lesbian, weird hair colors, persecution complex and other mental illnesses, and irrationally violent.
>Most Perfect
That's not fricking Lancelot du Lake, anon. Lancelot is literally the most perfect.
He's not fictional.
*several agencies want to know your location*
Oi, don't you diss Chretien de Troyes' OC Mary sue who cucked King Arthur. Lancelot is the self-insert fictional Mary Sue into Arthurian Legends.
oooof
Not sure how I feel about openly loose Harley.
She did it a lot to trick guys to lower their guard
Yeah, but that's seducing guys just to get to her goal, like Ivy doesn't actually wanna frick every single guy she charms. But the pic she's clearly just doing it to turn them on for the sake of it.
Yes, this matters to me.
She only acts loose for her bozos.
That's kinda cute. I wonder if that's a perk of the job when you work for Joker rather than Penguin.
"Yeah, he might kill you for a gag, but at least Harley will shake her ass for you if you ask."
I'm the blendanon and I have a headcanon that Harley and her bozos fool around all the time and she gives them extra "motivation" and special "perks".
Well, now I'm curious. I like hearing people's headcanons about characters, they're interesting! Or maybe I'm just a psycho.
Either way, Harley seems like the type to do it both because she enjoys it, and because she knows it keeps them loyal too.
I actually wrote a fanfic with Harley and her bozos doing very lewd things.
Well, POST it then, dummy.
I'd post a pic but I only have nsfw stuff left.
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/CorHor/58258/Harley-and-her-Bozos.
Here ya go
Oh damn, that's good! Only read the first chapter, but I'll read the rest later for sure. Combined with your pics, it just makes it hot as frick.
Liked the idea of her pantsing them in public as one of her pranks too, so she can get a look at what they're working with.
Said no one ever.
Wish DC would play up the clownery with Harley.
I wish. If she'd just get another cartoon that's actually for kids, that could happen, with her being the crazy clown girl again.
god, yes! I wouldn't even care if it's the most babiest shit, it would be welcomed regardless
It being juvenile would fit Harley anyhow!
I like Harley, even dumb loose has its charm. I like her character so much I’ll take her any way.
>even dumb loose has its charm
Bimbos are great and there needs to be more of them.
Kinda picky with bimbo, most of the time it’s weird but Harley, idc. I breed her in any form, Lego, e-girl, bimbo, furry, punk etc.
Classic and Harleen will always be my favorite look. She great in the Batman cartoon too. I will always honk down the clown
>I breed her in any form, Lego, e-girl, bimbo, furry, punk etc.
>Classic and Harleen will always be my favorite look. She great in the Batman cartoon too. I will always honk down the clown
A-fricking-men. Thank you for putting my feelings into words exactly, anon!
Bring back the old fit and villain Harley
Yes she is one of the fictional characters.
I want this Harley Quinn to step on my balls and call me puddin.
If it's 90's Harley, she doesn't even need to step on my balls. Just calling me puddin' would be enough to get me off
>Harley was originally planned to be in panties rather than boy shorts
Will you play her game? I will but only because of based Captain Boomerang. Speedforce boomerang is cool as frick.
Ye. Better be mod friendly I want to see big fat tiddy anime witch hat Harley like t
resident evil mod
Or classic costume. I hope it’s not voiced by tara.
>I hope it’s not voiced by tara.
Anon…. I got some bad news…
Looks more fun than avengers
I'm pretty much only getting it because it's a continuation of arkham knight. Goddamn its been 7 years
I'll have to see some actual footage first, and see how this Harley's characterized, since Arkhamverse Harley's consistently been one of the worse Harleys.
City did her best, I think. Even if the design was meh.
I'm of the opposite opinon. I honestly think City did her worst. She just sounds and acts like a petulant child during all of it. Her role is even shorter in Knight, but in that one, despite having a few moments where she's acting like a kid, it shows she's at least competent enough to lead a squad to take over Batman's base of operations at the movie studio while he's away. Plus her Knight design is her best Arkhamverse design by far
Oh, Knight is absolutely the best design, yeah. Although I have a soft spot for Asylum because I was literally 12 or 13 when I played it and had a crush on her.
I think her acting petulant in City works though because she's still that Joker-dependent Harley, which I admit can get tiring sometimes, and I do love her more independent too.
I think what makes this outfit work is the lack of domino mask.
Asylum Harley's outfit is very similar, but the domino mask doesn't work for me without the jester suit.
I agree that in general the domino mask only works with the jester suit, but Asylum Harley had it the worst. Her mask was way too big for more realistically-proportioned eyes, and it took up too much space on her face. It looked much better in the Batgirl DLC for Knight, which, expectedly features her in the jester suit.
>It looked much better in the Batgirl DLC for Knight, which, expectedly features her in the jester suit.
That's not even a contest, it's the hottest suit ever created.
I usually prefer it when the costume's made of skin-tight cloth rather than latex, but this works really well, I feel.
I think that's leather, or at least that's how I always imagined it, just cause latex doesn't really fit in the Arkhamverse, if that makes sense. Well, except on Catwoman.
I love that it looks like Harley made the suit herself too, with all the stitching, just makes it even hotter.
Disagree, the games help this no mask loose doll nonsense I never liked that dress outfit. It’s so far removed being anything jester like.
Nah, I don't play new tripleA games l, especially if they are games as a service with dlcs and micro-transactions.
you mean most forced
sick of seeing this b***h everywhere
Spinel for boomers.
Sisters
That’s not Chiaki from Danganronpa.
I should do another blender thread with Harley soon
Do you take requests or commissions?
No commissions, but I do like requests if I like it.
Maybe one where her butt or tatas are on display but she doesn't realize?
fren, do u have a twitter i could follow or any for mof social lol
Here you go fren
https://twitter.com/Smittt34
That twerking one is still da bess'.
>https://twitter.com/Smittt34
ty fren 🙂
>start reading DC last year, all Golden/Silver Age stuff
>"newest" work I've read is Hitman so never see Harley
>watch the animated films, get to Batman and Harley Quinn
>drop it at the scene where she's ripping farts in the Batmobile
>can't stand the character, who likes this chick
>later
>read some comics with Harley
>she isn't that bad actually
>look at Harley threads on Cinemaphile
>anons seem pretty dope
>look at Harley fan art
>she's always smiling
>don't hate Harley any more
So this is the power of clussy...
>watch the animated films, get to Batman and Harley Quinn
Amazing, you literally picked the worst entry point for Harley. Her characterization in that movie isn't *terrible*, but the movie itself is, and her VA doesn't know what she's doing.
You should see her daughters…
You mean her granddaughters?
Clussy is a powerful thing
h-how do I join Harley's gang?
Well, I got 3. And I'm sure I can work on 1 and 2!
Sweet.
If you ever get a chance, try to watch at least the 2nd half of the Harley Quinn film. It's not particularly good, but her characterization gets much better after the musical number. She is admittedly pretty insufferable in the first half.
I remember a panel where she reaches in some guys pants and makes a "is that a gun or are you just happy to see me" joke but I havent been able to find it. It might have been along the lines of "you don't have a gun but this is certainly a weapon". Either way, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about but I really hope someone knows because that's exactly my fetish. Especially if it's just in a comic that otherwise has barely any sexual stuff.
Do you find Joker and Harley funnier when they're together? People don't like Batman Ninja but that movie had an entertaining Joker and Harley.
Joker was better when he did jokes not sad edge killer bullshit
It really depends. The "Joker abuses Harley but she keeps coming back anyway" toxic relationship angle is really played out. It was good in Arkham City when he'd actually gotten her pregnant, but that ended up going nowhere.
I think Harley is more entertaining to explore on her own, like in Harley's Holiday. But unfortunately independent Harley now just means "feminist power icon".
Harley and Ivy have a better comedic dynamic than Harley and Joker. Namely when they aren't milking Harley and Ivy's relationship, romantic or otherwise, for "grrrl power" points. Ivy actually plays a very capable straight-woman who just barely tolerates Harley's shenanigans.
Good excuse to poast this.
That depends on how the joker is written
Harley's never had so many weapons pointed in her face at once...
>tfw she wants you to rev up your Harley...
I'm gonna rev up something for that bush.
>tfw she would like that a lot and actually do that right now hurry they might realize we're not in this closet for cleaning supplies hurry the frick up now-
Well, something is gonna need cleaning af- Okay frick it, I'll just do it! Those torpedo breasts just get me every time...
>*orgasms fifteen times in an hour*
Hey now, you know I can't back down from a challenge.
>that thick accent being suppressed by your wiener slide in and out of her mouth, gaging her.
F u c k
That accent is the biggest fricking turn-on too... Well, along with everything else!
>spoiler
I have made myself develop a fetish for thick accents of any kind, even a generic American accent, especially on a tomboy punk gal like Chloe from Life is Strange.
Maybe it's because I'm european but so many american accents are hot to me, Jersey especially, but Southern accents too, or west coast like Max and Chloe, or even Baltimore accents on girls.
Non-american accents like african accents and australian accents are hot as frick to me too though.
Sauce.
I’m partial to cowboy accent
>I’m partial to cowboy accent
That's gay.
Just kidding, like I said, southern accents are hot as frick too. Especially on milfs, for some reason...
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1093482
Yes please.
>I'm frim Souf Afreca, wanna cum down to the beach 'n have six?
>South African Harley bully n straddling you
>not a angy Bri'ish punk c**t
Oh yeah, with a mohawk and an attitude, that's the good shit.
Hmm, I'm guessing her looking like pre boob job Tara Strong is intentional
Younger, pre-boob job Tara Strong could've made a decent live-action Harley. She's too old for it now, even if she still looks alright while cosplaying as her
> Tara Strong cheats on her husband with David Kaye (Voice actor for Megatron in multiple Transformers shows)
> Husband learns about the cheating by multiple photos she is tagged in on Facebook
> They get divorced in 2019
She must frick like an animal in bed
Based Megatron giving Tara the trigger-wiener
Beast wars Megatron anon
Beast Wars Megatron
Armada Megatron
Energon Megatron
Cybertron Megatron
But not G1 Megatron.
There is a few photos of her tonguing him in like 2010s, I think they are all deleted now since the divorce
Heh didn't even know she was divorced. Funny too because he husband was the obvious breadwinner since he was a real estate guy
Watch this and tell me they weren't fricking
She's probably got a lot of industry vets under her belt.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kyzuzJhzoDc
I am so jealous of him
I remember one anon mentioning that Debbie Harry from Blondie in her prime could've made a good live-action Harley, and I can see where he was coming from.
Why'd she even get a boobjob? She's a VA, who cares
She had acting aspirations until she decided to go all in being a VA
Didn't she get the boobjob after that?
Mid-life crisis, most likely. She did have acting aspirations but I'm pretty sure she was already established as one of the most popular VAs around when she got it done.
Oh well. It's not a terrible job, but those breasts in pic related are stellar.
Er, ignore that "but"
By is Bruce so horny
> These are all official nudes by Bruce Timm
> Harley has nice torpedo B cups and a full bush
NIce.
>Harley with a full bush
My wiener literally cannot get any harder.
Bruce Timm knows that REAL women have pubes
I figured Harley would be the type to shave her pubes into cute designs, like the suits in a deck of cards, but a full bush suits her too.
Lmao imagine the seethe if she shaved them into a spade though.
That said, a heart or a diamond would definitely suit her!
>Lmao imagine the seethe if she shaved them into a spade though.
With Harley I could see this happening for one of two reasons: Either she does it, genuinely not knowing what it else it represents beyond a card suit, or she's in a relationship with someone and she does it knowing exactly what it implies, just to troll whoever she's dating.
You know what, I can definitely see both on different types of Harley. The first on original TAS silly tease Harley, who doesn't understand why everyone's suddenly giving her weird looks. (The actual plot reason for why everyone would see her bush is a work in progress.)
And the latter on more independent Harley, doing it for a prank for just one or two people, knowing it would piss them off immensely and revelling in it.
>(The actual plot reason for why everyone would see her bush is a work in progress.)
Sequel episode to Girls' Night Out with a moment where she somehow ends up naked in front of Batgirl, Supergirl, Ivy and Livewire.
Oh, you were thinking like that! I was imagining her crew of guys seeing it, but her girlfriends seeing it does make a lot more sense. Could be as simple as just Livewire "accidentally" singeing her clothes a bit, leaving her with a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.
Please WHY HAS BATMAN NEVER HAD A STORY WHERE HE HOOKS UP WITH HARLEY QUINN CLASSIC. Its not fair bros
I love Harley because she's the only character in existence to still be attractive while having the most repulsive accent in America
Untrue. There's also Randi Brooks' character in The Man With Two Brains.
Also Marisa Tomei's character in My Cousin Vinny.
>spoilers are of harley in a harley thread
based
Well, naturally!
>dat ass
damnnn
Why else do you think she wears the suit?
It's for several reasons, actually, but that's not important.
to show off that thick brapper to all the boys in gotham
That's one reason. Only for distraction purposes, obviously.
I want a hammer/mallet for my camping kit but seems silly, better bring an axe
You mean *another* kind of mallet than the one you always carry around?
An axe can't hammer down tent poles!
I usually find something hard , hard to describe, a local earth if you will.
I don't know what that means, but it's starting to sound like you need a pickaxe!
HE USES A ROCK
Hey, I'm tired okay! I just forgot rocks existed. And besides, I was busy making innuendos.
I find a big rock on the ground . That’s how I set up camp, near rocks that I think look good
Lol no, by far not. She is just a stupid bimbo.
Catwoman is the hottest and better character from Batman comics.
Thoughts on Lady Gaga being cast as Harley Quinn?
2010 Lady Gaga without makeup looks exactly like my first girlfriend, so I'm down
She probably do the theatric stuff. Idk if she can pull a desperate scientist part
>desperate scientist
huh?
You know, Harleen. Before she went all coo coo
Ohhh. But didn't you mean to type therapist?
Yeah yeah that. The bookish broad. I don’t think I see her being a regular shmuck. She’s very, how do I say this, eccentric.
She's a cute, crazy, silly clown girl!
I hope she's better than Margrot Robbie.
How does harley like her bagels?
I see her as a cream cheese kinda gal
Cream cheese black cherry jam
How would Harley react to having so many big dick anons who want to stir up up her cervix & ass. And think her joke crimes are actually cute and funny.
Honestly wish we knew how heros and baddies react to fans.
>Honestly wish we knew how heros and baddies react to fans.
Kinda makes me miss those lewd tumblr ask blogs people made.
Either way, I'd do literally everything to Harl. And make her know she's loved too!
She'd be a huge tease about it. But she'd have a hard time hiding that she's a little flattered too. And all those glances downwards, of course, sizing it up.
We live in world were celebrities famous for being famous, e-celebs and influencer have fans. Costume peeps definitely would be a thing.
Some girl sell panties. Wonder what one has to do for Harley throw her as thank you.
>be anon see Harley doing a harmless crime smash n grab some diamonds
>finish your banana n throw it in front of the copper chasing her down
>knocked em out cold
>she laughs n throws you a cut
>decline say you you do it for free cuz your her fav super. “You super in my book”
Probably makes you pick a card on a deck and lipstick kiss mark it for ya or something.
She give a lipstick blowie
I picture Harley as being the kind of girl that wouldn't hide how happy she is at having so many fans who actually enjoy what she does, big dick or not. Of course, she'd be a pretty big tease to those she thinks are hot or do have big dicks. A lot of "Call me"'s and stuff like that.
“Silly anon all my fans have big dicks! Chicks too hah!”
Based Harley acknowleding her fanbase has big dick energy
Well duh, only men like that love Harl!
I want drawing of big tiddy harley in a jester American flag bikini , aviator sunglasses, holding a burger.
Fricking cute! I love it when Harley's drawn being so expressive
>ywn have a sloppy Harley BJ leaving your dick covered in lipstick
Why even live?
See;
Contrary to what you've seen in drawn porn, lipstick doesn't stay on your dick like that because the saliva dissolves it
Would you try some of Harley's pie?
As long as she doesn't smash a pie in my face
That can't be hygienic
Do you even have to ask?
perfection right off the gate
Hear me out. With the whole 'Clussy' meme on the rise could we gaslight DC into dropping Hot Topic Harley in favor of bringing back Harlequin Harley?
Just wait until the inevitable Joker 2 sequel with Harley Quinn
The Batman Harley is still underrated as hell.
What is that fully-grown woman doing having a candlelit dinner with a 15-year old?
Whatever it is, it justifies Batman showing up so draw your conclusions from that.
What were they thinking with this character re-design? She unironically looks like a prostitute, and acts like a teenager.
It’s obvious damage control on new 52 and SS redesigns. They literally were delt a shit hand.
I feel we yet to found a solid replacement/alt outfit to the classic. And most animated movie just modern spin on the classic which never measure up.
Classic had 3 elements, frills, suit n hat.
Maybe she should have skin suit ala catwoman+Tactical jester corset+Boots or jester shoes? I’m fine with blonde hair.
I know she’s “low tech” compared to cat but body suit would be better.
Gunn at least tried. It almost there.
I vote for pg style boob window
I vote for a straight up Harley-themed pg outfit
Dear god what did they do to her face?
I thought you meant PG like the rating at first lol
Nothing about that costume is PG. And that's the way I like it. I still prefer the jester suit, but Harley's Pee Gee cosplay was one of the few good things to come out of New 52
I think it's extra cute since Harley isn't nearly as busty, but it doesn't even faze her, she just wants to wear it anyway, no matter how many people stare.
It doesn't phase her in public, but in that series she's actually self-conscious about her tiddies to the point of wishing for Pee Gee-tier breasts, even if her smaller skeeters are cute.
Oh man, that's really hot.
But she realizes having tatas that big are just an inconvenience! Although that last comment does imply she's packing elsewhere...
It does, though I never really considered Harley to have a particularly big ass. More than enough to grab onto sure, but like another anon said, it's more tight and fit than anything else. She went to college on a gymnastics scholarship, after all.
Oh, I 100% agree. It's very little fat, and not much jiggle, more taut and smackable! But y'know... Still big enough to get sand in between her cheeks...
How is it damage control if it's the same shit design? Or are you saying they're intentionally going with the shit design out of spite until it is accepted?
It’s less edgy/busy. I’m saying it’s new 52 fault and dc has a hard for it.
If they showed her off more but it’s ok and outfit is kind of like what she had in the movies
Honest question, why is there SO much Harley fart porn?
A. Whoopie Cushion jokes
B. Anyone with big asses get that
C. Fart Fetishes are like foot fetishes and want to infect everything with their fetish.
>Anyone with big asses get that
Her butt isn't that big, it's more tight and fit. Though I guess that's still big, just not a bubbly ass!
You're probably right about the other two though.
That scene where she braaaps in the batmobile in Batman & Harley Quinn
Nah man, I checked the upload dates. A lot of those braps are from before the movie even came out
Why do her that way she’s to hot for that
What are you even trying to say?
>blonde
>israeli
>Mentally ill
Three strikes
how often do you think she fricks random strangers?
Entirely depends on if she's having a good day or not. If she isn't, she might just grab a random stranger on the street just to get off and feel better.
If she is, she just feels like she wants to reward every random, nice guy she meets!
Er, actually, there's not much difference between the two.
Based Harley sharing the love
She just wants to see people happy!
Now do "Harley Quinn farting"
Tried it the first time but didn't get any satisfying result so I tried again. The results are still disappointing. I don't think the AI is trained to make fetish art.
Top middle kinda has the idea
This is fun. It's still learning how to draw cartoon and anime characters but it needs a lot of training. It has a problem with making faces look warped and distorted.
Now that you brought it to my attention, It actually does look like she sharted. KEK
Adding more white might be cool
There's a light mode for DALL-E?
Bottom left reminds me of the Joker running meme
All of those Jokers, especially center middle give off some Serious House on Serious Earth vibes
Some of them like middle right, bottom left and bottom right look like they just farted and are laughing about it. Then we have bottom middle who looks like what she thought was a fart was actually a shart.
>look like they just farted and are laughing about it
Frick man, don't give me ideas
The Batman Harley a cute! CUUUUUUUUTE!
Even DALL-E knows jester Harley mogs nu-Harley
Wait…why don’t they give Harley a cat woman style jester suit?
it’s tacticool, theatrical and practical for a super gymnast.
I just wanna talk about lewd Harley Quinn ideas and scenarios tbqhwyf.
Plenty of those to go round, anon.
Oh yeah? How ya figure?
Batman already foiled the Joker's plan and goes after Harley, who is waiting for Joker's signal elsewhere, so she attempts to distract Batman by being lewd and surprisingly it works, and even though it's in vain they both enjoy themselves enough they might just do it again later under different cirumstances
I like it. Reminds me of an old porn comic where she screwed B-man while he was tied up, after strutting around in a see-through nightgown.
You got a link to that comic?
Took a bit of looking, but here ya go! It's a nostalgia trip for me too, haven't seen it in like 10 years, at least!
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Batman_%28series%29%20Sharpie%20comic/1
Based, thanks
Enjoy yerself!
I only remembered this one because of the ending, and how Harley gets sucker-punched into unconsciousness right after fricking.
It was the first chapter in this yuge comic that artist did that I won't lie, was actually pretty good and could almost conceivably be an actual episode if Justice League Unlimited was allowed to air porn.
I love how the airstyle is so faithful to Justice League and BTAS as well. Could absolutely see it animated and airing on CN.
Of course, never punch your Harley's. PSA.
>Of course, never punch your Harley's
Nothing was said about spanking them, just saying.
Well, spanking is just the next stage of revving her up! Besides, those chalk white cheeks look even better with some red handmarks on 'em.
She likes getting her cervix punched by anon, probably
No 'probably' about it! Though it's more of a not-so-gentle pounding, rather than punching!
Not-so-gentle pounding leading up to impregnation. The sooner Harley has the Dee Dees as her grandkids, the better.
Anon would really have to make sure she'd knocked up though, so might take a few go's, just to be sure!
The first segment of Holiday Knights, only you don't have Bruce Wayne's bank account, so she and Ivy get their Christmas kicks another way.
Definitely sounds like the kinda situation Harley would convince Ivy of a lot of stuff she might end up regretting, especially if they don't stay within the confines of their motel room either!
>The shopping spree montage, only instead of a shopping spree, it's a fricking spree
But still in different department stores, just because, you know... Fun! All kindsa positions, covered in all kindsa juices.
Obviously. Otherwise it wouldn't be a spree
I'm sure a lot of customers would be leaving satisfied as well! Ivy might be a bit picky with them, but Harley would love that smorgasbord of men to pick and choose from.
Oh, I was thinking more of them dragging a single anon around on Christmas and having their way with him in multiple department stores.
Oh, certainly not opposed to that, for obvious reasons! That one anon is gonna be *drained* the next morning, but with a smile plastered on his face, aaand lipstick all over...
That pic reminds me of how good Ivy's original BTAS design was whenever she had any other expression besides resting b***h face
laughingsuperprostitutes.jpg
Smug Harley is best Harley
>They wish to apologize to Bruce before go to the slammer, Batman agrees cuz it’s Christmas and Harley begged
>had to make sure the switcharoo wasn’t sus
>as Harley n ivy giving their Xmas sob story Harley caught Bruce off guard and does a kiss
>but it wasn’t mind control, ivy out on her “protection” lipstick to kiss his other cheek
>they really want a threesome
>
Teeth not yellow enough
You implyin' Harley doesn't know personal hygiene?
Harley's all about personal hygiene. It's why her teeth still look white even when compared to how white her face looks with greasepaint!
Greasepaint? I'm sure I don't know what you mean! Her face still looks as beautiful as always, with the chalk-white make-up aaaaaaall over! And perfectly white teeth too! Anything white would just blend right in!
What would the child(ren) of Bruce Wayne and Harleen Quinzel be called anyway
Fruit bats
Her little winged hyenas!
“ you know brucey boo, bats always sound like they laughing n having a good time”
“It’s echo location Harls”
“They gotta laugh to see what’s good, guess you guys do have lots in common Hah.
Harleyfication
Question: when was Harley skin turned permawhite? Last time I checked, she used make-up.
It is still make-up even in the ones her body is white, as far as I'm concerned. Except in the few cases of them explicitly showing her falling into the same chemicals as Joker.
It was make-up at first, since Harley was who Joker would usually send out when he needed someone undercover, but when they rebooted the universe for New 52 they made it so Joker forced Harley to take an acid bath like his, and that's why she's permableached. But like the anon above me, I prefer it when it's just make-up.
Any new Harley art?
Aside from Blendanon's excellent stuff, there's some new art.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6330602
I still love that 90's Harley is marked on r34 as Harley Quinn (Classic). Literally two different characters.
Can't really argue with that, modern Harley is so FUNdamentally different from original Harley!
>most psychotic murdering 'tarded clown b***h ever
Hahah, yes.
"WAS" perfect.
they ruined her when tara strong started voicing her, suicide squad movie came out and ruined her more by making her a dyke for ivy in that horrible Harley animated show. now they praised her as a queer queen feminist. western comics are fricking dead
I want to hotdog that thing.
A whole thread on Harley and not a single Robley Quinn post?
Damn I feel old.
Good catch, anon. Cute stuff.
The Harley Ivy ship only works with the DCAU versions of the characters.
Any other versions would have to be constructed to contain the same wow factor otherwise they don’t work.
I'd rather them just be friends with benefits at the very most. Their dynamic is kinda lost when they're in an actual relationship with each other. Makes it hard to believe Ivy as the straight-woman just barely putting up with Harley.
I don’t think Ivy works entirely as a straight woman either and DCAU Harley wasn’t complaining zany without limits.
It’s sort of like that one post about how TF2’s cast works because they’re all super weird but in completely different and contrasting ways.
My favorite contrasting thing about Harley and Ivy are the colors of their pubic hair.
DCAU Harley was zany, but definately not malicious. She was annoying in that innocent way towards Ivy, who herself had a pretty short fuse. But good straight woman or not, I think that their DCAU versions had genuinely good comedic chemistry.
She helped with countless violent crimes along with kidnapping Robin who was tortured into insanity. She gets sad because Joker abuses her, not because the crimes she does are bad. She's a horrific monster that people go easy on because she's hot, she's a siren that uses her sexuality to manipulate and obfuscate, it's funny how that act works on real people. She's evil.
Opinions on Harley without makeup?
Obviously not *as* good, but still.
Love her just as much with or without the clown makeup. She looks cute either way.
Oh yeah, she looks adorable in just about anything!
Yes
Still don't know what anon meant by greasepaint earlier...
Imagine how many clowngirl fetishists she has inspired
At least 86 judging from this thread
87!!
Glad to have ya!
I knew a girl in my special ed class during middle school who was OBSESSED with Harley Quinn, she was very rude to the teachers, wore red and black outfits every day, always had a sketchbook in her hands and a bunch of self-harm cuts in her arms. One day she literally broke down in tears when another student mentioned to her that Harley once died in some comic or something
I honestly wonder if she's still around today
Did you have sex with her?
I'm going to bed and you big dick Harley fans better keep this thread bumped!
This thread has gone on a while, though it has hit page 9 and 10 a couple times. Should stay up a while longer though hopefully
Oh well, if it dies I'll just make a new one if there's interest. Harley always deserves a thread!