Literally WHAT was in the box?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baby Yoda

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cooties

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dick

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A toothpick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does Cinemaphile think of Dune, did everyone hate it or love it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not Dune anymore, it's DUNC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it, but I also liked The Northman and the Boys, so that’s two strikes against Cinemaphile‘s contrarianism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As much as anons whine about the boys, theres 10 threads about it at any given time. Nobodies opinion here means anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mid-to-nah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boring and dull, way way too many jarring flash forwards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boring
      fight scenes are some of the worst in a big budget movie
      OHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA STAB YOU SLOWLYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "A war in my naaameee!" was the most cringe line I've ever heard in a movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was unreal minus the black lass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dune is pretty good, has nice political intrigue and philosophical ideas about humanity.
      Dunc was an okay sci fi movie that differs in tone from the original to even think its the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's awesome if they are going to do the whole trilogy. If they only do two films then it's going to suck because they will have to rush the next film story, which will blow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf you talking about. The first movie was half a book. 2 movies would be 1 book, how would that rush things? Do you want to make book one a trilogy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Make it a trilogy.
          Part one is just up to Duke Harkonnen retaking Arrakis
          Part two is Paul becoming Muadib
          Part three is Muadib retaking Arrakis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was great. It felt exceptionally grand in scope while still not struggling to fill the runtime.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A better movie

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    skub

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pain

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the books get so moronic after the first one? How do people take this shit seriously?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this lil fella

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      Jesus dude do you have so many that you need to be that descriptive?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus dude do you have so many that you need to be that descriptive?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he got it from a booru site

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the box stimulates pain in the body, the point of the box is to inflict as much pain as the reverend mother deems necessary to consider someone's drive stronger than their instinct to withdraw from pain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The box literally was just a box. The idea is the reverend mother, using her benegeserit powers, inflicted pain psychologically on paul, making him think the box was giving him pain, and that in order to stop the pain he had to merely remove his hand.

      Hence the pain stopping when the reverend mother told it to stop, and his hand was still in the box.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no lol its literally explained that its a piece of technology the Bene Gesserit cannot create pain at will

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Layne Stayley buried in his shit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do i acquire qt Fremen gf

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    put ya gawd damn hand in the gawd damn box'a'payne

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like an electrified needle.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Fremen are the good guys right? I like how they stand up against injustice and empire.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were an oppresses people, but mostly by choice and in later books they became an army of brutal rampaging jihadists. Either convert to the god emperor or die by the sword

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sandworm barbed penis with superglue coating it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shrink ray

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His wife's head

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does that box smell like i wonder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      salty milk

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bullet ants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=485

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullet ants mixed with fire ants and 1 australian jumpingjack c**t that gets you right at the end.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    onahole

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My life.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A portal directly connected to Nikocado's crack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me want to play subnautica... i wish the second one wasnt so shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a multiplayer mod for the first one I've been playing with my pal. Only a few hours into it but it's working fine so far. Very easy to setup too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just finished playing subnautica less than an hour ago....are you feds watching me?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you share a virtual space with likeminded individuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where's Saddam Hussein

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think nothing is in the box, it's just used to obscure your hand so the witch can more easily manipulate you, I guess it's easier to calm yourself down if you see your hand, but once your hand is obscured by the box even your own mind can start playing tricks on you

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only what you take with you

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >grab box
    >beat veiled b***h to death with it
    I won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Trained to be hyper-perceptive of body language
      >Can literally control you with just her voice
      >Could make you have a nice day if she wanted
      >Thinking you'd get a chance to even make a grab for the box

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naw I could do it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not that guy , but i would tell her that her wig fell off, she would look down , realise that she doesnt have a wig , and when she would look at me i would stick my flaccid penis into her mouth, telling her she needs to tame the sandworm in order to get it's water of life.
        after cumming 4 times , i would go to the kitchen and eat until i pass out , so when grandpa Harko would try to kill my pops i would challenge him to a sumo match

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pain.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible writing. It was great for its time but even I'm the book this was a stupid moment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EERRRRR wrong its a great piece to start with as it outlines the crossed mysticism and technology these characters have at their disposal as well as setting the hierarchy of a few of the factions cope more

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pain. She explicitly said that.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Infinite Duncan Idahos.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your sex life

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf with hobbits

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A neovegana

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they use the spicy box to defeat the emperor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is fricking the emperor so why would she use the box against him?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    globohomo

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Macguffin

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, who knows :33
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  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grass. He touched it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Little did Paul know that at the very same time, Mike from Phantasm was reaching in to the fortune tellers box, and they actually grabbed hands.

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