Probably just have my life ruined. At least they didn't kill me. The urge to go John Wick on them like he does in the deleted ending would be strong though.
Honestly you have just go to rape counselling or you might end up like that cop who got ambushed and forced to suck wiener at gunpoint. His wife was going to leave him.
Start my second chapter as a scumbag divorced dad who fricks prostitutes and lives on a boat.
They depict what happens to him like it's a terrible thing but every married man secretly wants to know what it's like not to be tied down. He's free now.
I wonder, what if he would've declined? What if he would've (grab the gun first of course) pulled them aside and told them how dangerous it is to just knock on some stranger's door and ask to come inside? Then he offers them two coats and calls a taxicab and hands them $100 and invites them to brunch with his wife so they can all laugh about such a silly chain of events.
Would he have gotten some sort of prize? What WAS their alternative? According to Murphy's law, some guy would've eventually refused; it was only a matter of time.
Never getting married or having kids, so it's not like they'd want to frick me for their little murder game. I'd just hang out uncomfortably like the gran autismo I am until the storm died down or whatever they were waiting for.
Keane Reeves is a married man home alone, answers the door to 2 hotties and they have a threesome then the morning afterwards they try to ruin his life
what a weird movie, and it's not like keanuu reeves was a struggling D-list actor
I hate to be that "what if the genders were reversed" guy but what if they were?
Just a mainstream Hollywood movie where two dudes scam their way into a woman's house and then just sexually abuse and rape the shit out of her for 2 hours and sending phone video of it to everyone in her life and that's how the movie ends?
Divorce my wife since she saw a video of me getting clearly raped and blamed me.
What is he looking up at?
god
Can someone make a wiener shadow on his face?
Probably just have my life ruined. At least they didn't kill me. The urge to go John Wick on them like he does in the deleted ending would be strong though.
he got what he deserved
>get boner
FEED ME
FEEEEEEEED MEEEEE
FEEEHEHEHEHEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly you have just go to rape counselling or you might end up like that cop who got ambushed and forced to suck wiener at gunpoint. His wife was going to leave him.
>you might end up like that cop who got ambushed and forced to suck wiener at gunpoint
Thats okay, for him it was just another day.
Start my second chapter as a scumbag divorced dad who fricks prostitutes and lives on a boat.
They depict what happens to him like it's a terrible thing but every married man secretly wants to know what it's like not to be tied down. He's free now.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
>pull me out kakashi
Evolve in dugtrio
I wonder, what if he would've declined? What if he would've (grab the gun first of course) pulled them aside and told them how dangerous it is to just knock on some stranger's door and ask to come inside? Then he offers them two coats and calls a taxicab and hands them $100 and invites them to brunch with his wife so they can all laugh about such a silly chain of events.
Would he have gotten some sort of prize? What WAS their alternative? According to Murphy's law, some guy would've eventually refused; it was only a matter of time.
He should've made them eat a bowl of eggs
I don't answer my door. I would have combat crawled up to my windows and peeked out to see who was there and then just waited until they left.
Never getting married or having kids, so it's not like they'd want to frick me for their little murder game. I'd just hang out uncomfortably like the gran autismo I am until the storm died down or whatever they were waiting for.
I wouldn't do anything, i would just liaten to what they had to say. And that's what no one else did.
MM would definitely try to frick them.
I have no idea what this movie is about despite seeing it posted near daily
Keane Reeves is a married man home alone, answers the door to 2 hotties and they have a threesome then the morning afterwards they try to ruin his life
Easy fix.
>Not loyal to my wife? She's been fricking her boss for eight years. The second kid isn't even mine.
Not get overpowered by two tiny women.
what a weird movie, and it's not like keanuu reeves was a struggling D-list actor
I hate to be that "what if the genders were reversed" guy but what if they were?
Just a mainstream Hollywood movie where two dudes scam their way into a woman's house and then just sexually abuse and rape the shit out of her for 2 hours and sending phone video of it to everyone in her life and that's how the movie ends?
>what a weird movie, and it's not like keanuu reeves was a struggling D-list actor
He's friends with Eli Roth and did him a solid.
With or without sounding mad?