Humans have some of the most enduring bodies in the animal kingdom, along with extremely high stamina (when we're not being lazy sacks of shit) and our brains it's one of our superpowers. We regularly survive shit that would easily kill most animals, even without modern medical care.
The problem with human birth is that the way our hips evolved as we developed upright walking makes the birth canal unusually narrow, and our babies have frickhuge heads.
Not only that but our babies have to be hella stupid just to get their heads through the birth canal and require constant care as a result. While this made our species super social and intelligent as a result it meant hella high infant mortality for thousands of years.
The skull of the baby is not connected and can be compressed to stupid levels, the head is not an issue, we are supposed to use gravity too during birth not lay down and let the muscles to the entire work.
5 months ago
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Its really creepy how like, well babies heads can be used as a rubber ball. If one feels so inclined to be beyond based Bones being springy and shit is just freaky as all hell. Seeing babies heads bounce off the floor/wall is a really odd thing to witness. They're heads are so springy that it can knock them back upright standing. Also how they're always sqauting, baby/toddler movement overall is such a strange thing to witness. Also holy frick are they strong its amaizng how they have tard strenght Then it all goes away backs become hunched posture is shit they become fat goblins.
Tl;dr babies/toddlers are creepy little creatures that de-evolve once they reach 4.
god you're obnoxious
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Frick off and kys shartytroons you dont belong here go diddle some kids on roblox and gloat about on discord
5 months ago
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5 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody posted some cringy fricking wojack you underage moron
Anon a c**t hole does from taking a dick to pushing out a small mellon. No shit the poor lemur's pupils are gonna go small. When she truly realizes what its like to be goatsex+1man1jar together at the sametime. Its literally common for chicks buttholes to get torn so the butthole and vegana become one gaping hole. Anal fissure homosexuals wish they could have happen, happens normally when giving birth.
And then their brains release chemicals for the next several years that make them gradually forget exactly how much pain they went through so that they keep wanting to have kids.
>C-section
Idk, it sounds nightmarish.
Apparently they cut you open when you're conscious and then dig around in your gut. There's no guarantee that the anaesthetics will work, and even if they do you still feel pressure and shit.
They did but they wouldn't give them to women during childbirth, the only drugs they had access to could severely harm the mother and kill her when that was happening. They're on-record saying the C-sections were without anesthesia. You couldn't really give a woman anesthetics during a C-section at all until local anesthetics were developed.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I hope those ladies got as many amphoras of wine as they wanted soon as they were stitched up
There's pros and cons. Either way, your wife can get high as balls on an epidural if she asks the nurses enough. Most hospitals give the woman a button to press to administer another dose if the she needs it.
Anon this is very common for most surgeries. Most of the time you do not get knocked out unless they 100% have to. You feel nothing but its fricked up.
This one time they needed to shove a cam down my lung and fill it with some water and then suck it back up. They asked me if I was sure I didn't want anything and if I was sure I wanted to watch.
So like wow this is cool seeing the inside of myself kinda odd/freak. They inject the water INSANE PANIC ATTACKING FEELING hit me like lightening. BRUH CALM DOWN everything is ok NO YOU ARE DROWNING OH GOD. They see my face ask a-anon a-are you ok it'll just be a second more. Suck up water pull shit out. HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf shaking like crazy. Anon are you alright, this is so weird my brain is panicking like crazy even tho I just watched everything happen but I still feel like I was drowning. A-anon this is why we give you an anesthecetic its a good thing you were able to control that panic attack I've seen people freak out thinking they were about to die.
Srsly this was such a fricked up feeling/thing to do watching my sides my brain freaking out im drowning when its like bruh I'm literally watching my insides I'm not drowning stop being moronic OH FRICK MY HEART OH FRICK NOPENOPENOPE FIGHT NOT FLIGHT FRICKOFFFRICKOFFFRICKOFF NOTHING IS WRONG moronic BRAIN EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY OK YOU FRICKING moronic BRAIN I AM NOT DROWNING YOU FRICKING moron
>waking up in the middle of surgery with not enough painkillers
This has honestly got to be so tramatic especially since its common to numb/paralyzed parts of the body. In a frick load of pain yet cant move or can partly move. FRICK THAT sleep paralysis freaks me the frick out, god only knows the horrors of waking up during surgery would be like.
5 months ago
Anonymous
coming to with knife-in-the-chest levels of pain is not pleasant no
I immediately went "more drugs pls" and they happily obliged
Male calico cats are all sterile and sex-averse due to their XXY chromosome so it’s safe to say that’s the only c**t he’ll ever be destroying.
Maybe the male calico should hit the gym and touch grass.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Looks horrible
How many times will I click on this eyerape and get my retinas burned?
7 more times
wtf, are your eyes moronic?
confirmed dark room PC user with 10 year old monitor
I'll do you one better.
lmao the lemur's pupils basically disappeared
Waaaay too saturated
I dont get it
Giving birth sucks shit.
being pregnant also sucks
We humans have easily damaged weaksauce bodies that heal poorly, that's really the problem. Maybe we need a 2.0 update.
yeah, immortality
Humans have some of the most enduring bodies in the animal kingdom, along with extremely high stamina (when we're not being lazy sacks of shit) and our brains it's one of our superpowers. We regularly survive shit that would easily kill most animals, even without modern medical care.
The problem with human birth is that the way our hips evolved as we developed upright walking makes the birth canal unusually narrow, and our babies have frickhuge heads.
Not only that but our babies have to be hella stupid just to get their heads through the birth canal and require constant care as a result. While this made our species super social and intelligent as a result it meant hella high infant mortality for thousands of years.
At least you don't have to give birth to one of these ancient frickers.
The skull of the baby is not connected and can be compressed to stupid levels, the head is not an issue, we are supposed to use gravity too during birth not lay down and let the muscles to the entire work.
Its really creepy how like, well babies heads can be used as a rubber ball. If one feels so inclined to be beyond based Bones being springy and shit is just freaky as all hell. Seeing babies heads bounce off the floor/wall is a really odd thing to witness. They're heads are so springy that it can knock them back upright standing. Also how they're always sqauting, baby/toddler movement overall is such a strange thing to witness. Also holy frick are they strong its amaizng how they have tard strenght Then it all goes away backs become hunched posture is shit they become fat goblins.
Tl;dr babies/toddlers are creepy little creatures that de-evolve once they reach 4.
Frick off and kys shartytroons you dont belong here go diddle some kids on roblox and gloat about on discord
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Nobody posted some cringy fricking wojack you underage moron
No. Giving birth blows shit.
at least she isn't mrs hyena
american moms hate their children
This is true, and is also the reason why they circumcise them.
Anon a c**t hole does from taking a dick to pushing out a small mellon. No shit the poor lemur's pupils are gonna go small. When she truly realizes what its like to be goatsex+1man1jar together at the sametime. Its literally common for chicks buttholes to get torn so the butthole and vegana become one gaping hole. Anal fissure homosexuals wish they could have happen, happens normally when giving birth.
And then their brains release chemicals for the next several years that make them gradually forget exactly how much pain they went through so that they keep wanting to have kids.
oh so she knows we wanna fug the pig
Just a month into being a dad this comic huts hard.
good luck, anon. hope you're wife's vegana is okay.
C-section is still an option if she is scared.
>C-section
Idk, it sounds nightmarish.
Apparently they cut you open when you're conscious and then dig around in your gut. There's no guarantee that the anaesthetics will work, and even if they do you still feel pressure and shit.
It actually blows my mind that the Romans were the ones that figured it out, imagine getting that shit with literally no anesthesia. Fricking brutal.
>literally no anesthesia
pretty sure the Romans had plenty of drugs
They did but they wouldn't give them to women during childbirth, the only drugs they had access to could severely harm the mother and kill her when that was happening. They're on-record saying the C-sections were without anesthesia. You couldn't really give a woman anesthetics during a C-section at all until local anesthetics were developed.
I hope those ladies got as many amphoras of wine as they wanted soon as they were stitched up
There's pros and cons. Either way, your wife can get high as balls on an epidural if she asks the nurses enough. Most hospitals give the woman a button to press to administer another dose if the she needs it.
Anon this is very common for most surgeries. Most of the time you do not get knocked out unless they 100% have to. You feel nothing but its fricked up.
This one time they needed to shove a cam down my lung and fill it with some water and then suck it back up. They asked me if I was sure I didn't want anything and if I was sure I wanted to watch.
So like wow this is cool seeing the inside of myself kinda odd/freak. They inject the water INSANE PANIC ATTACKING FEELING hit me like lightening. BRUH CALM DOWN everything is ok NO YOU ARE DROWNING OH GOD. They see my face ask a-anon a-are you ok it'll just be a second more. Suck up water pull shit out. HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf shaking like crazy. Anon are you alright, this is so weird my brain is panicking like crazy even tho I just watched everything happen but I still feel like I was drowning. A-anon this is why we give you an anesthecetic its a good thing you were able to control that panic attack I've seen people freak out thinking they were about to die.
Srsly this was such a fricked up feeling/thing to do watching my sides my brain freaking out im drowning when its like bruh I'm literally watching my insides I'm not drowning stop being moronic OH FRICK MY HEART OH FRICK NOPENOPENOPE FIGHT NOT FLIGHT FRICKOFFFRICKOFFFRICKOFF NOTHING IS WRONG moronic BRAIN EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY OK YOU FRICKING moronic BRAIN I AM NOT DROWNING YOU FRICKING moron
god you're obnoxious
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if you think this is bad you should try the opposite - waking up in the middle of surgery with not enough painkillers
>waking up in the middle of surgery with not enough painkillers
This has honestly got to be so tramatic especially since its common to numb/paralyzed parts of the body. In a frick load of pain yet cant move or can partly move. FRICK THAT sleep paralysis freaks me the frick out, god only knows the horrors of waking up during surgery would be like.
coming to with knife-in-the-chest levels of pain is not pleasant no
I immediately went "more drugs pls" and they happily obliged