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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this Middle Eastern guy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We call them Italians anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dice is a israelite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a hymie

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, TWO GUYS WALKED INTO A GAY BAR...
    >ITS ME AND A FRIEND

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats it im watching andrew dice gay right now

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    little boy blew...
    he needed the money!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Change your name so people don't know you're a israelite.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dice was great
    I can't imagine people not realizing it was a bit
    even as a kid, doing a dice imitation takes so much effort, you know hes got to be fricking with people.

    I've seen godfry mock dice as not real standup all while screeching in that fake voice of his.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony Cumia still has the best Andrew Dice Gay impersonation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >godfry decries clay's crass and vulgar standup back in the day
      >godfry taking pennies on the internet to scream piss, shit and cum repeatedly a few years ago
      Diceman won

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gilbert didn’t mock Dice for being vulgar, he mocked him for his act being full of catchphrases and weird mannerisms in place of actual jokes. Gilbert may screech all his jokes but they’re still actual fricking jokes if you’re reading them. Dice’s act is entirely delivery and it’s kino delivery but his shit sucks written down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, he is literally like that. He's just being his typical israeli self

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dice was the best. Anti SJW scion.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy used to be a headline kind of guy, he owns a gym now or something right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you looking for a fricking work out or something?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro this is fricking terrible, what is wrong with italians

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hickory dickory dock.....
    crackle some pepper on my motherfrickin' wiener!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which way?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AY, JERKOFF.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    never gets old frick the journalist scums at cnn lol

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AY b***h, WHATS IN DA BOWL!!!?
    *crowd says the punchline along with Dice and bursts into uproarious laughter*
    fricking why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got worse. When he did Madison Square he would do an old, oft-repeated, joke and the crowd would cheer. Not laugh, stand up and scream like when America beat the Soviet Union in hockey.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dice the only person to play a character and then mentally transition into that character and never escape?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, most pro wrestlers do the same thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair they have CTE and are on painkillers 24/7

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 3

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