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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everybody in the room didn't clap at the end
    ya blew it

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you implying that non-whites love to stab white people, especially gaygety-haired, fattened, and opinionated white guys who jump in to be heroic in front of women?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was that script entirely AI generated?? It’s been so long since Iv watched anything current, screenwriters don’t try to pass this shit off as real dialogue do they??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's reddit-generated

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not, this is one of the best written pieces of media Marvel had put out in decades. Capeshit is really that bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, this is capeshit? what is it from?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Daredevil

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is nothing compared to what they put in theaters this year. Try sitting through the entire new Transformers movie or Lil' Mermaid or Indiana Jones without committing ritual suicide

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHOULD'VE WATCHED RUBY GILLMAN NIGGOR

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to but I ended up missing it. Unironically the best movies I've seen in theater this year were pookino and old rereleases.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the same dude playing all the characters?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He plays several of them. I guess he's big in India. At least the poos know how to have fun with their ridiculous blockbusters. This dude is in his 70s and they cast him as the star of a big budget action film which turns into a heist film for no reason for an hour.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          b***h lookin' like a Might and Magic 6 NPC. She's just an intern but she's so smart she knows the history of everything and is the smartest person in the company. Who was that movie for?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >b***h lookin' like a Might and Magic 6 NPC.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are almost no talented people in Hollywood now, the emperor has no clothes.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw reality

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Use your words, Billy.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of people that went into making this cringe makes me feel sad

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    daredevil season2 was embarrassing, I dropped it midway. S1 and S3 were decent enough.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      watching capeshit is embarrassing
      before an anon itt said it was from daredevil, i assumed it was from some thecw show

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not unlikely they share some writer and that's the tragedy of modern tv and cinema, but I still think some of DD was worthwhile, unlike most other capeshit. It's pretty much the only capeshit I've watched in the past 15 years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah the parts with Frank were based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sicken me little reddit boy. why don't you go upvote your mother before I downvote you to the janyy

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    boobs

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek I remember skipping scenes like this in Daredevil and just go for the fight scenes
    The corridor in season one was so good

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some gay "lawyer" starts talking
    >gangbanger shanks him
    >security guards light him up, and the other gangbanger when he tries to come at the first from behind
    >news article the next day about how hospital security guards are out of control, and the families of the gangbangers are suing

    Reality is more hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >security guards light him up
      wouldn't be faster to just shoot him?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lawyer probably won't do shit in the first place because they're not getting paid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, they would probably just leave their card on the table and excuse themselves quietly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you not know what pro bono means

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          something lawyers do when they are being compensated in some other way, whether it is for notoriety or pushing some political cause
          they don't usually talk down criminals in a random setting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He'd wait till it was over then take photos and start handing business cards out.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile unironically praised this show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      s1 is pretty good though, probably best capeshit we had in all the 10s and 20s. But yeah down the line you could see the California writting starting to infect everything

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well in the context of the show it makes sense, the blonde lawyer's mutant power is talk shit and his drawback is zero self-preservation skills

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    even the tubby white guy seems kinda offended that he's saying that shit

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many prio-ACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well at least he live, laughed and loved unlike your bitter chud ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gf refuses to tell the race of the killer
        kek

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gf refuses to tell the race of the killer
        kek

        >when you're so afraid of a meaningless word you die and let your loved ones die

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        deserved it for that haircut alone

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You might be onto something. If you look at the right side of that pic and cover the homosexual part, he looks like a normal dude who might start some shit at the bar. But then he wakes up every day and sees his homosexual hair so he thinks and acts like a homosexual and he died like a gay.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are we so afraid to admit that Black folk are a genuine problem? Crime statistics literally don't lie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because white people have had 'you are bad and they are good' propaganda fed to them for decades and it has stuck. Also people like that enjoy the sense of superiority they get trying to uplift the trodden down Black person masses.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            liberals loves badly behaved groups because then they can virtue signal and feel morally superior, the worse behaved the better, pitbulls, Black folk, same shit

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            notice how when you see some moron that killed themselves drink driving or od'ing on drugs or something, their parents are often on tv calling for more laws/enforcement against whatever led to the death of their child (making everybody else pay for the decisions of their child) but if it was straight up murder from a thug, they say oh well shit happens

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a world full of mental illness

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >world
                Only in USA

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Because white people have had 'you are bad and they are good' propaganda fed to them for decades and it has stuck. Also people like that enjoy the sense of superiority they get trying to uplift the trodden down Black person masses.

                Dumbass, it’s literally happening all over White spaces.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i assume a lawyer has gagged them by the time they make a statement

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                White parents of victims get handled by these people.
                Website says voluntary but White parents of victims of black violence all sound like hostages reading off a script in media interviews.
                https://www.justice.gov/crs/about

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                every shitty newspaper spotlights "a man (WHO WAS white) killed another man (WHO WAS ***BLACK***)" and yet the victims never say anything, like say this is black crime, this is a hate crime, say something

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did you hear this And how do you know it’s correct? I’m genuinely curious.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              hmm

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anti-racism is unironically more dangerous than racism itself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit like this always reminds me of that scene in Halloween where Mike Meyers brutally kills that one Janny who always treated him well.
        >BUT I WAS GOOD TO YOU MIKEY, I WAS GOOD TO YOU!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The said thing is if he killed the attacker in self defence his life would be ruined by the media.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shaming faces tatoos
    oh no, I think he's a lil entitled, the guy may well be a trapper or a member of a good gang that helps other latinos in his barrio.
    I thought people forgot about netflix's daredevil .

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah this is fantasy for liberals, not how they think it works.
    it's their Death Wish.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    White liberals are now the most hated group of people in America. Hating white liberals is the one thing conservatives, immigrants, and non-whites.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that were true how did Biden won?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Biden
        >won
        lol. Won the least number of counties in US history while his opponent gained 7 million votes over the previous election. Somehow the least popular president ever got the most votes ever and all of those votes were cast in the least number of counties ever. Strange statistical anomalies you can't even point out. If this happened in a third world country we'd send in the military to remove the dictator.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lawyers are the good guys!
    thanks shlomo

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what that homosexual in Brooklyn said the other night before he tripped over that bench and got stabbed to death by that future doctor/lawyer/scientist

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    White liberals think browns respond to logic and reason. Sad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it reminds me of how they act on this site
      they think they will win you to their cause by constantly insulting, gaslighting you and generally being an obnoxious c**t
      so why couldn't they talk down an irrational felon with a few insults and a health dose of condescension?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, in real life...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay black families to get their kids killed by cops
      >pay liberal families to get their kids killed by blacks
      Clown world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how much it is now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay me to grieve(not work)
      holy shit is this real?
      at this point I'll throw the hat and say the girlfriend got wet and intends to frick the killer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No shit, she is a BLM psycho.
        She didn't even try to stop the guy killing her supposed husband.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget this scene almost as bad as Karen ranting at would be rapists. Season 1 was a fluke.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its sad but people do reenact the shit they see on the tv. Anyway be more like this fellow never relax. There is not magical Black or mexican. Literally just run away from these people.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit thats the tough kid from mighty ducks. Damn what a glow down.

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