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LMAO!
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That didn't actually happen in the show, did it?
It didn’t. It’s another chud fake.
seething scud
Your neovegana is another chud fake
So much actual in-universe musical inspiration to choose from and the hacks writing this show choose to go with some high school musical level shit instead
whoa how did you post a webm with sound?
newbie
The absolute fricking state of nu-Trek.
by Kahless' beard, look how they massacred my boys!!!
they even ended the clip with a
>well that happened
face
fricking hacks
I hope the writers strike never ends
kino
my skin is literally crawling
kino
>well, that just happened
it's real!
Fricking hell, it's real.
Set phasers to zesty
I blame Buffy the vampire Slayer and Joss Whedon for starting this gay shit trend in scifi/fantasy.
At least Buffy actually did the musical episode well and had a whole lot of plot and character development happen in it, instead of making it just 40 minutes of goofing around with actors trying to sing
Most musical episodes forget that musicals are meant to tell a story too, instead of just having songs which might get your original cast recording onto the charts
>at least they did it well
Ah, a tone-deaf Buffy gay has entered the chat.
>At least Buffy actually did the musical episode well
Musical episodes are always painful lame cringe.
Sort of agree, but the main thing is that the main character needs to be dreaming, drunk, or hallucinating somehow because it's moronic to have a musical episode with no explanation as to why it needs to be a musical episode.
In Star Trek it might be interesting if they're under the influence of some kind of anomaly or alien disease like when they lost their inhibitions in TNG, but I doubt they put that much thought into it.
Buffy and Xena did it right, also its a show with a female lead, so it's fitting.
Voyager deserved the musical episode, and there was a species they find thta comunicates throught posing and dancing, that was the perfect moment.
I dunno if I laughed because it's funny or because it's cringe, but I'm not sure what the context is
I think based on the star trek man's reaction it's supposed to be out of place and cringe, but that doesn't excuse it being there. Lampshading "X is cringe" still means you are doing X and being cringe.
There's a subspace anomaly causing everyone to sing, his reaction is purely to the manner of singing
Nobody cares, dude. This shit sucks. Everything about it is objectively terrible. It’s bad creators pulling the “but it’s SUPPOSED to be bad!” to pull a victory out of a pile of shit, and you’re here saying it’s tasty.
how can you not see that this episode is 100% in the spirit of the original series and is kinography
Nah I agree, episode wasn't great. SNW has had a few good episodes, it's not quite as bad as people are making it out to be, it's nowhere near the same league of flat out awful as STD.
I just can't stand the constant misrepresentations of everything on this board.
What are the constant misrepresentations? The only positive that might have existed about SNW is that it was perhaps slightly less terrible than DISCO or PIC (which I disagreed with) and now they’ve thrown even THAT down the shitter by attempting human Spock comedy (he was half to begin with, but the writers are lazy and brain dead), a carton crossover, and now possibly the most cringe worthy musical episode in television history. WHAT misrepresentation? Nobody is watching. There are no memes. There is no merchandise. Nobody I know IRL watches it, not even Trek fans.
>Nobody cares, dude. This shit sucks. Everything about it is objectively terrible.
All the songs were great though. I know because i actually watched the episode instead of a single webm of a joke bit at the end
>but how do you KNOW this shit sandwich tastes like shit? I bet you haven’t even eaten it!
Yes, you haven't watched the episode, therefore your opinion is invalid, thanks for confirming it. This is basic logic. Nobody cares about reviews for movies the reviewer hasn't seen.
>you haven't watched the episode, therefore your opinion is invalid,
kek an actual Black person tier attempt are an argument
>how would you feel if you watched this show
>but i didn't watch it tho
So anon how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
Not that anon, but how are you this bad at arguing? You’re straight up moronic and that’s all I’ll say.
>but how do you KNOW this objective pile of shit on a platter tastes like shit? you haven’t even eaten it! STOP SMELLING IT!!!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD
Really though Star Trek is even deader than fricking Star Wars at this point, literally raping its corpse.
I'm glad those writers will be starving sooner or later
it was a muscial episode
>oh shit! people are saying our show sucks! quick let’s make season 2 le comedy variety show. we’re just PRETENDING to be bad! so wacky and fun! (plz don’t cancel us)
It worked for Legends of Tomorrow.
Went from a dour time travel adventures of boring miserable people to a campy fun show for a few years before it turned into homosexual lesbian drama hour.
SNW is already homosexual lesbian drama hour tho
To be fair, this really was the only way make people remember this show exists. A part from a sex scandal on set.
>A part from a sex scandal on set.
the black doctor stares at the breasts and asses of the actresses on a lot of episodes, specially the one where he is the king of the tale he reads to his daughter and one of actresses wears a dress with some cleavage, the girl is basically saying her lines and he is just there oogling at her, watch the episode, funny as hell.
>Holy mother of Kahless
big cringe
You gays told me this was one of the good new ones.
It is, it was a really fun episode
>the Star Wars Kinect game was the last watershed before the IP really went off the deep end
uh oh
This was unironically the only good star wars thing since the prequels.
You have to admit the song is kino;
>SOVLo
Kek, frick you Mike. You wanted this.
the most laughable part about is that he says strange new worlds is terrible but says "lower decks is great!" even though is the same shit
but one starts his nepo friend the other don't.
RLM are friends with Jack Quaid, only reason Mike is shilling for LD
I think Mike just wants a role in Lower Decks
>I think Mike just wants a role in Lower Decks
if that ever happened we could just tell Shatner about it and he would shut that shit down instantly. You hear that MIKE?! I know you're in this thread.Also do you know if Jay interested in a power bottom?
The episode was well made and fun.
People are still watching this? I quit on like the second episode, the one where Uwhura sings. The actor for Pike is wasted on this show.
go watch ANDOR mike you fricking homosexual
nuTrek is stochastic terrorism
guys i just watched the full episode... its literally kino.
Kys
it's literally cancer (I haven't watched it)
you should, its the truest star trek episode since the original series. They encounter an anomaly that makes them sing. Its kino as frick
Wake me up when there's an anomaly that cancels the show
>but no- it’s GOOD! They ripped off an episode of BUFFY! They were FORCED to sing by an outside force! so wacky and fun!
kys
>They ripped off an episode of BUFFY!
lmao you watched Buffy?
Surely you’ve seen this abortion posted on Cinemaphile before. The fact that people shilling for this episode of Trek mention Buffy with some authoritative tone that somehow this Trek episode “got it right” should tell you ALL you need to know about the kind of people spamming Nutrek shit.
it's just funny that you shit on this but you admit you know all about the buffy TV show lore.
Ah, so you’re a shill here to twist words. Fine. I’ll be sure to show that Klingon tweet to every non-trek fan I know. That’ll pull some SNW viewers! It’s so heckin cool and valid!
It’s a great show. Try it
is there an anomaly that explains why they're singing modern day jungle beats in a show set *before* TOS instead of, i dunno, klingon opera?
because there's a space anomaly that is causing all the singing in the first place
Why does it cause modern music to be sung instead of literally anything else from any other point in time or space? Why specifically early 21st century music from Earth?
the only reason anyone knows about this is because a marketer twitter account posted it
Sad, isn’t it? gays have been trying to shill anticipation for this episode for WEEKS here. Nobody watched it. Nobody pirated it. Nobody cared. Poor shills. Nobody can be bothered to even pirate it to post webms from. We get one tweet to show how horrible everybody knew it was destined to be. God bless the big strike. They all belong in the streets holding signs anyway.
i feel nothing.
>IM SO HAPPY THE CARBONITES GONE
>IM MOVING ON
La'an's song was really good, apparently she is a professional singer? Anyway the klingon bit was cringe af but the rest of the episode made up for it
>but [insert character name nobody knows] and the rest of the episode was really great!
Die in a fire.
>Die in a fire.
No 🙂
I was going to skip it but now you've pulled me in, La'an singing sounds comfy.
>I was going to skip it but now you've pulled me in, La'an singing sounds comfy.
I looked it up she actually has an EP out and was in musicals before. Her solo song is about coming out of her shell and stuff, It was pretty good, couldn't hear any autotune unlike the other actors obviously (except for Uhura who was also good, but she has a grammy afaik). All the arrangements are super-generic showtunes stuff, but they managed to put character development in the lyrics pretty well.
I liked this episode way more than the amnesia planet and other generic trek ones, those felt pretty uninspired and just like they were doing their chores. This one felt like an actual labor of love, a bit like those fanservice eps at the end of Picard s3, except in a different way.
the only reason anyone knows about this is because a marketer twitter account posted it
Captain, if we fire a tacion pulse while aolso gathering the entire ship to do a massive ensamble musical performance we might just make it out of here alive.
LMAO
>finally bring back proper klingon makeup and costumes
>absolutely fricking BURY IT with this
I haven't watched STD or any nutrek since Beyond but I really won't be until this horseshit is retconned away. Hope the writer's strike never ends.
The only way I’ll come back is if they pull all this bullshit from all streaming services, fire EVERYBODY involved, wait a good ten years, then relaunch and pretend none of this happened. Perhaps a passing remark in an early episode about a Timeline crisis where they had to mend it, rendering everything made after Voyager non-existent.
I think the worst part may be the literal "Well, that just happened" face
how else is he supposed to react? And you know William shatner would have done the same and you'd be like WOW HES SO RIZZ fr
No. All of that is in your head you delusional moron.
He isn't even acting. That's his "I can't believe they're paying me for this shit" face
it's such a zoomer/woman emotion and looks weird on a man
Are they just recycling rejected Orville scripts now
If you ever needed proof that Hollywood writers are paid too much, this is it.
Looks like epic rap battles of history.
And I thought POV freakouts and Spock jamming with hippies in TOS S3 was bad.
Hopefully they will cancel this nonsense too, perhaps the next reboot will do better
Good god, all you homosexuals in here defending this shit should be shot
I just suffered through this clip again and noticed the cheap wigs and prosthetics on all of the Klingons. It’s really fricking bad. How is it a show made today with such a huge budget has Klingons looking worse than TNG?
It's made in shithole toronto where everything is twice as expensive, but also the people making it are troony morons
>DUDE RAKTACINOS
For fricks sake, I'm not one of those fans that thinks Star Trek is serious business, and Trek has had a lot of silly but still fun moments over the years, but really? Why do the theater gays that work on these shows always think they need to make a musical episode? Sci-fi shows especially seem to do this shit far too often. Show tune Klingons, they should of done this on LD at least that's supposed to be lol wacky bullshit.
gays ruin everything they’re allowed into. Sci-fi nerds remember getting picked on in school and let the gays in. This is what they get for being nice.
kek I didn't mean literal gays I meant theatergays. I don't have a problem with gays or musicals I just don't understand why the writers room of so many shows is filled with theatergays who think that every show needs a musical episode. If I want to watch a musical I would. I doubt theater kids want to buy tickets to see a musical and suddenly have an episode of Star trek break out in the middle of their play.
You are moronic. I was talking about gays. You want to say “lol theatre gays” but it’s all gays. gays and their gay hags. They ruin all art with their garish homosexual no talentry.
So… THAT just happened
I'm Han Solo was kino, it was the last piece of Star Wars content made before Lucas sold it
Why would I ever watch anything nuTrek? Why would I ever watch anything out of nuHollywood for that matter?
APOLOGIES THE MOST CONFOUNDING THING
I loved this episode. I love this show. This and Lower Decks make are carrying shitTrek right now.
>Lesbian Cartoon in Star Trek clothing
No. Go frick yourself.
You're just mad that the entire crew danced to Spock getting dumped by Chappel. Die. In a fire in hell. Black person.
APOLOGIZE
Why would they sing and dance music that might be like 13th century medieval Church music for us?
Please tell me they've entered a field of space where some kind of microscopic aliens are forcing everyone to sing and dance as if they were in a musical
Well of course they did. Their writers are shit. If they had good writers this episode would never have happened and you would not be dreaming up a predictable low IQ explanation for it.
They finally did it. They’ve made the official porn parody of Star Trek. How can something be so expensive yet look so off?