I work on a farm and we had these 2 teenage sisters start earlier this year, they were total morons (daydreaming, singing shit, screaming in-joke quotes at eachother). One day I realised they were singing "Greg, the Stop Sign" to eactoher
turns out they had a weird encyclopedic knowledge of TISM lyircs
fricking zoomers
I remeber getting back from overseas at like 3am and staying in a hotel and my dad leaving for a bit and flipping channels and or some reason one was just a topless chick doing situps
Yes we got the watered down Technoman English dub version, but this still meant an amnesiac protag carrying out fratricide and impalement at breakfast time.
sucks to be you. I managed to convince my mum that I needed to be driven to school (it was a 15 minute bike ride away) every morning so I could watch DBZ. My dad hated that so much.
Man, I miss aerobics. I remember being a little kid and my mom took me to th gym where she did her classes and I would just watch the housewives in pastel leotards and leg warmers bounce all around. I didn't know why at the time but I was fascinated by it.
>stay home from school sick >watching tv >jerry springer is on >he has two trailer trash bawds oil wrestle in bikinis >can't wait to tell my bros and make them jealous the next day
Right. thats it. I am now going to stop browsing Cinemaphile. I've had enough of these schizochuds trying to infer that the vaccine will make you have a heart attack. Ive fricking had enough. It's demoralising shit made by schizochuds and probably a psyops by some malicious entity.
>rove mcmanus got angry at a joke the lads made and pulled some strings at channel 10 and got it cancelled
This is the right answer. Plus Jade and Ryan had potential to graduate to prime time (like Daryl Summers) and were a direct threat to Rove.
>On 14 February 2016, Gatt and his former Cheez TV co-host Ryan Lappin launched a podcast called "The Jade & Ryan Show", which was put on hiatus in 2017.
Rove the manlet is still malding lmfao after all these years
his show was still better than that abortion of a spinoff
he killed his wife and got away with it. how?
and for me it was the magic bullet ad
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I work on a farm and we had these 2 teenage sisters start earlier this year, they were total morons (daydreaming, singing shit, screaming in-joke quotes at eachother). One day I realised they were singing "Greg, the Stop Sign" to eactoher
turns out they had a weird encyclopedic knowledge of TISM lyircs
fricking zoomers
God I wish I was on that farm.
I remeber getting back from overseas at like 3am and staying in a hotel and my dad leaving for a bit and flipping channels and or some reason one was just a topless chick doing situps
>some reason
Sometimes even earlier than Oz Style they would play episodes of Gundam, but mostly it was American bible shows.
>but mostly it was American bible show
Yes. I remember Benny Hinn.
>they would play episodes of Gundam
c**t you're thinking of Tekkaman Blade.
Is this what it was? Sick, thanks. I am pretty sure they occasionally aired Gatchaman too.
I'm pretty sure it's TEKNOMAAAAAAN!
Yes we got the watered down Technoman English dub version, but this still meant an amnesiac protag carrying out fratricide and impalement at breakfast time.
I fricking loved me some Technoman, especially that part where he Technoman'd too hard and he went nuts.
The Technoman intro is soul
i remember when ten would do a televised mass on sunday morning
>Watch aerobics shows every morning
>Still fat
What did I do wrong fellow Cheezoids?
too much fairy bread
there's 5 ausCinemaphile threads a night now
did /misc/ get heemed by Telstra or something?
It's 8pm in Melbourne. The homosexualry has to go somewhere.
Nuke Melbourne.
>Melbourne
you're not Australian if you live in that communist shithole m8
I thought I was the only Australian here tbqh
Always missing the last ten minutes of DBZ or I'd miss the school bus, goddamnit. Why'd they always put the best shit on at the end?
>he was a bus wanker
sorry to hear that
sucks to be you. I managed to convince my mum that I needed to be driven to school (it was a 15 minute bike ride away) every morning so I could watch DBZ. My dad hated that so much.
imagine not setting your vhs tape to tape over pokemon + dbz every morning before you go to school
What's the bottle on the left for?
Ugh, fine.
>being bullied in removing your picture
kwab
>circumcised
jew
ROFL!!!
mirin bottom right's core
>steel drum starts playing
Man, I miss aerobics. I remember being a little kid and my mom took me to th gym where she did her classes and I would just watch the housewives in pastel leotards and leg warmers bounce all around. I didn't know why at the time but I was fascinated by it.
For me it's the intro teases to aerobics themed pornos
>close ups that changes angle every 3 seconds
i don't have a zoomer brain i require long shots that doesn't cut every 3 seconds
>Brings a matt so you don't need to exercise on the dirty public path
>You walk all over the path and then onto the matt anyways
Females
I remember visiting Denmark as a kid and there was porn on the regular channels at 5 am
>EVENING CHEEZOIDS!!
imagine not having foxtel and having to watch povvo re-runs on cheez tv. grim.
>Sick day
>Keep channel 10 on all day
>Mulligrubs fever dreams all day
>sick day
>if you're too sick for school you're too sick for tv
Sorry your parents hated you
That was always the theory but most parents had to go and do their shit so didn't care if you watched telly.
Anyway, for me, it was Yes Dear. I think they had censored Jerry Springer on during mid-afternoon sometimes too.
>stay home from school sick
>watching tv
>jerry springer is on
>he has two trailer trash bawds oil wrestle in bikinis
>can't wait to tell my bros and make them jealous the next day
>2022
>turn on Australian TV
>"We pay our respects to th..."
>turn off
What the frick has happened to this country? When did everyone start fake virtue signalling?
Which team were you?
>be me
>many many years ago
>had detention on a friday
>chucked a sicky
>played pokemon blue all day
>go to school on monday
>teacher said nothing
detention successfully avoided
>high school lets year 11's and 12's leave school grounds for lunch
>just leave
do they still do that these days? driving past my primary & high school they're surrounded by big black fences and the gates seem to be closed
Right. thats it. I am now going to stop browsing Cinemaphile. I've had enough of these schizochuds trying to infer that the vaccine will make you have a heart attack. Ive fricking had enough. It's demoralising shit made by schizochuds and probably a psyops by some malicious entity.
Im VAXXED and im fine. Ciao
>Ciao
You're a disgrace to wogs everywhere.
I lived in Australia up until 2003. Whatever happened ro Cheez TV?
it got replaced by the inferior toasted tv
Now I'm sad. Watching all the cool shows before school was great.
cancelled for too many dick jokes
Wasn't that Mr Squiggle?
was cancelled in '05 and replaced with Toasted TV.
The hosts hit 30 and the networked decided that it was more important that the hosts be young than charismatic.
Taken over by wogs mate, it's just ISIS beheading videos with land acknowledgements now
why do we even have to acknowledge them? if they want their land back how about they stop siphoning fuel and getting drunk off it and come take it
I don't even mean this in a racist way but they're not human and it's amazing people pretend they are.
rove mcmanus got angry at a joke the lads made and pulled some strings at channel 10 and got it cancelled
Ah, that's right. Frick that c**t. I'm glad his wife died.
>rove mcmanus got angry at a joke the lads made and pulled some strings at channel 10 and got it cancelled
This is the right answer. Plus Jade and Ryan had potential to graduate to prime time (like Daryl Summers) and were a direct threat to Rove.
>Jade and Ryan had potential to graduate to prime time
I can only imagine how good that timeline would've been.
>I can only imagine how good that timeline would've been.
Would have been great. But unfortunately we're stuck with Hamish and Andy.
And Osha Ginsburg sadclowing unable to decide if he wants to do comedy or host specials about suicide prevention
their caravan of courage/gap year stuff was pretty good
>you wake up early on a weekend
These freaked me out as a kid, didn't scare, but my first encounter with finding something to be unsettling.
>RAGE RAGE R-R-RAGE
dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
>rush home
>watch huey cook
i was a different kid i guess
>you can hear him breathing heavily into the mic
sovl
>Wake up to watch Cheez TV on Sept 11 2001
>Its canceled because Ryan and Jade flew two hijacked planes into towers in America
>big brother uncut/adult
it was cooming time
It's been a while. Who was the best bawd?
for me it was krystal but i don't remember much from that era
Remember when you could look into the house anytime online before they had that scandal?
praise him
I wish I could forget that this show exists.
get into your mazda and hey zoom zoom the frick out of here, kiddo.
>see an abbo
>ruins my decade
>On 14 February 2016, Gatt and his former Cheez TV co-host Ryan Lappin launched a podcast called "The Jade & Ryan Show", which was put on hiatus in 2017.
they started a new podcast in 2021. It had one episode before being cancelled.
Their youtube vids and twitch streams were pretty good but the community was small as frick.
>that one kid who got a lunch order everyday
you smug motherfricker
I jerked off to this back in the day. This and teletext images.
Skithouse was peak aussie comedy.
Have you ever?
Ever felt like this?
that episode where he swallows a spinning fish that turns his dick into a propeller and he wins a bunch of swimming races