Loki

I don't get it. Why was he able to do this again? No one's arc in this show makes any sense and none of this timey-wimey shit makes any sense.

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of it makes any sense because it's a show written by stupid people trying to be smart with twists and turns that just bring up more questions. loki has no reason to believe that walking out into a bunch of time radiation shit is a smart move, but there's some gay line about how it's what he's supposed to do, so he does it, and well would you look at that, it makes him a new god and now here's a shot of the world tree aren't you impressed by all of this cg shit. the tva's entire job is now just looking at kang variants and not doing anything about them, and half the characters frick off back to their real lives, and silvie gets to go back to wagecucking at fricking mcdonalds i guess. there's also a shitload of time paradoxes and loops which i guess don't matter at all because infinite universes but also only one universe and look goyim all of these threads are now this pretty tree and loki is happy isn't it great

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this pretty much tbh. I felt appalled by the lazy writing too.
      >Uhhh, yeah Loki now gets sucked through time involuntarily
      >uhhhhhh yeah, also space now
      >Uhhhhhhhhhhh, oh, uhhh, he can learn to control it!! Wowzah!
      Or the
      >all employees back jn their old lives
      >"hey, I need to save the world or some shit, come with me through this crazy wormhole portal, it's totes safe and all
      >ok

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lazy writing
        This episode was essentially All Good Things from TNG...except at the end Picard becomes a Q and there is an Elden Ring cut scene

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is a God, the time radiation affects him differently than a puny human. I was worried we would see him age up and become an old man as he walked but thankfully that wasn't the case.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's written by an AI. don't think about it too hard.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you're too stupid to understand

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet a lot of things don't make sense to you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITT: brainlets

      >I enjoyed the cgi worldtree therefore everything made sense to me.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: brainlets

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, so when someone turns into a tree on Raised by Wolves it’s kino, but when Loki does it it’s bullshit? That’s not fair!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The show was obviously building toward a climax now that we've all seen it. Therefore everything that happened before then makes sense as climax building.
      You guys sound so stupid. No wonder you watch so much streaming slop.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you homosexuals not even watch the show? It's fiction. Stop getting stuck asking stupid questions like What or How. It's all about Who and Why.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's fiction
      It's bad fiction with flashing lights and colors.
      The only thing good in this show was some acting but mainly the music. The writing was awful.
      If you have to watch the show trailers to have a better grasp on what is happening in the moment of each episode because of the context of the trailer knowing what else you will see in the future of the show, it's bad writing.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get how sometimes Loki was able to go back in time and see his other self, but in the end he was able to just take over the body of his past? Huh?
    And what is the sacred timeline? I thought it was just the MCU world, but apparently it was multiple timelines/multiverses sewn into one? And why where those the only sacred ones? If the multiverse is bad because of infinite Kangs, then what does Lokis solution solve? They already were able to find multiple Kangs, and now they still are? All season Loki wanted to limit the multiverse because of Kang. But suddenly he wants an infinite amount of them? What? And if he is OK with multiversal war and Kangs, then wtf is the TVA good for? And why was male Loki the only one able to timeslip and not Sylvie? I get he's the protagonist, but what other reason is there? Was it something HWR did? Am I moronic for not getting this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro yous just supposed to enjoy dem flashin lights n world tree n sheeit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And how did the time machines they were using at TVA actually work? Where did the horns come from? In the the He Who Remains was using some device to just stop time, how? How does that thing work? Is it different from the time machines? And how the frick was Loki just teleporting around?

      I don't understand any of it

      Holy shit did you morons have your brains turned on the whole time or something? Idiots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time slipping involves moving through time and space. It was possible to slip to places he had never been in. If he slipped into a point of time where he already existed, but the spatial coordinates were off, this would result into a multiple copies of Loki being present. If the spatial coordinates were also (approximately) correct, this would make him twist and deform, but ultimately converge into a single Loki. Since Loki learned to control his ability, he didn't make any more spatial mistakes and this is why there aren't multiple Loki's everytime he used this power.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dis
        he wuz gettin skilled n sheeit at his frickin slippin n sheeit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this actually explained in an episode or head canon? Was loki killing other lokis everytime he jumped by overwriting their consciousness? I feel like other fiction has done that concept so much better.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Was loki killing other lokis everytime he jumped by overwriting their consciousness?
          Don't see why it would. Once he time slips somewhere else that Loki probably just returns back to normal while being very confused and then everything turns to spaghetti.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luckily for us, we never see what happens to Loki's body after he slips out of it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This pretty much. It just creates a new timeline.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This pretty much. It just creates a new timeline.

            There. Is. No. Time. In. The. TVA.

            He's not creating new branches in the TVA.

            The real question is what's the next step in HWR's master plan?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              HE
              ALSO
              TIME
              SLIPS
              TO
              LOKIS
              OUTSIDE
              THE
              T
              V
              A

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And how did the time machines they were using at TVA actually work? Where did the horns come from? In the the He Who Remains was using some device to just stop time, how? How does that thing work? Is it different from the time machines? And how the frick was Loki just teleporting around?

    I don't understand any of it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruhd didn't you see the world tree like anyone else he went out and did it cause he got strong n sheeit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And how did the time machines they were using at TVA actually work?
      Le advanced technology
      >Where did the horns come from?
      He magic them
      >In the the He Who Remains was using some device to just stop time, how?
      Le advanced technology
      >How does that thing work?
      Science
      >Is it different from the time machines?
      Probably not
      >And how the frick was Loki just teleporting around?
      Because the writers wanted him to, or there would be no plot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where did the horns come from?
      Is all of Cinemaphile this dumb?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're watching Cinemaphile get filtered by Marvel slop in real time good christ

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about smoki and it's about a guy who just likes doing weed lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to frick your dog
      >put your penis to his butthole
      >it won’t go in
      >he runs away

      I guess it wasn’t meant to be, why is love so cruel?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking bottle episode

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a god.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know don’t care frick capeshitters

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just Doctor Who writing. We all thought the congjungstionator box would underload, obliscerate all reality, but fortunately the gimbleflange drew from the willpower of all living beings to angstrongle the box, reversing the polarity of F.U.K.K.S.T.I.C.K. and that restored infinite reverb to the Onceler. Don't worry about it the actors are all staring intently as if this is all important.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Having your brain on in season 2 is a huge mistake.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Loki. Never mind that he is able to cull an infinite number of timelines in just a few minutes by grabbing them two at a time ... it's Loki stuff. You wouldn't understand.

    Hard to believe that the Avengers was only 11 years ago. Seems more like 20 or more.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it as much as season 2 but it was still pretty fun.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her's my head-canon:

    Loki spent centuries learning time travel tech then a few more trying to show off against Kang and figure out time stop and reverse. It boosted his chrono magic enough that he was able to do what he did at the end.

    It was pretty good. Loki's fate kinda sucks but I am sure it will be revisited in the future. Loki might be the best MCU thing post-endgame.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Her's

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing in the show is the aesthetics of the TVA (and maybe sound/music).

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *