Loki

I just want Mobius to get his jetski

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anοnymous

    IN PERFECT ISOLATION
    HERE BEHIND MY WALL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she want to be a wagie for the rest of her life?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        mcdonalds needs employees, did they mention the benefits yet?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the 70s was really easy to get a job and locations were over staffed wasn't till 2000s that changed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was based on a wet dream back when we were kids.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose when you have spent who knows how many hundreds of years hiding from a near omnipotent entity that can wipe out trillions of people and reality as you know it with a bomb the size of a thermos, you might welcome complete and utter boredom as a relief.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to find out he broke his nose while flying one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >while flying one
      do you know what a jetski is

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Upvoted. That would be hella wholesome.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to get my Loki toys with the excellent value and classic taste you can only get with the McDonald's Happy Meal!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't the other series have character interactions like this one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      TVA is supposed to feel a certain way. It's a brotherhood based on dogma without any competition to challenge it. They're not quite family as much as they are co-workers. They have no personal life beyond the attachment to their job. They're going to have interactions.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't the other series have character interactions like this one?

        >They're not quite family as much as they are co-workers. They have no personal life beyond the attachment to their job. They're going to have interactions.
        Severance does that quite well too.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All while chowing down an delicious McDouble cheeseburger and some McFries with a McFlurry right? Ba da ba ba ba.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought morbius was Jared leto

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get big Half-Life 1 vibes from the time loom room in S2E1

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    dialog in this show isn't good. pic rel was really bad lol.
    lots of scenes that are not needed
    plot is not well defined (the characters are acting with authority that it doesn't make sense for them to have. this points to an overall lack of well defined universe)
    scene structure isn't good (guy yells "get me out of here mobius" multiple times while making no effort to unlock the door for mobius which he has clear access to.)
    set design is good, music is good, remembering lokis powerset for once in the opening is good.
    more bad than good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its really strange that there appears to be some sort of authority structure in place for the TVA. Mobius etc are not operating with them, and are actively opposing it at times. Yet, there is NO real tension or consequences from that. So they stopped that bombing and arrested some of the people. On who's authority did they do that? The group doing the bombing seemed to be operating on some kind of authority even if it was their own. Who is the actually calling shots at the TVA? If its no one, how or why are parts of it functioning like there is?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's that disabled judge? Dox had a lot of authority but she went super rogue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes gonna be the secret high authority bad guy. Watch.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think for a minute.
        OB has not seen another living person for hundreds of years.
        Many of the people that work at the TVA have set, fixed, unchanging routines.
        They're drones, more or less.
        Renslayer, Mobius, a few others have a bit of autonomy.
        Miss Minutes was the go between for almost everything that happened out of the ordinary.
        Look at Casey.
        Dude didn't even know what a fish was, and outside of his obsession with learning everything he could about the Tem Pads, dude was not that bright.
        Idiot savant like.
        Miss Minutes and Renslayer are gone, but the day to day structure is still there. Loki, OB, and Mobius are winging it to try to keep the upper echelon of thinking together.
        But the day to day activities continue on without even noticing the people in charge are no longer there. The average employee or slave or worker, whatever you call them, probably never had any interactions with the people running the show, and them disappearing means nothing to the mail delivery system or OB catching packages of stuff to be fixed from his tubes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Character is nothing more than a thug with expensive gadgets that blindly follows orders without thinking for hundreds of years.
      >You expect him to be quoting Shakespeare.
      Even Mobius couldn't understand the Tempad instruction manual, and he's fairly clever for a field agent.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hiddleston is trying his best but he needs material and supporting actors and he has neither. It doesn't help that literally everyone except him is comedic relief. Owen Wilson is doing his thing, and it's as charming as it always is, but his thing actively detracts from the gravity of what's going on. It feels like Loki is the only one aware of an impending apocalypse 99% of the time, and then at designated intervals once or twice per episode everybody stands around in shock for a few seconds to remind us that this isn't just a comedy. And yeah the dialogue is very tryhard, that whole interrogation was painful. I think a better actor for X-5 could have saved it but it would be in spite of the writing, and as it was he could not make up for it and the attempt at making him Hannibal Lecter just ended up being awkward and lasting too long. Also, maybe I'm forgetting something here, but why is Sylvie pissed at Loki? Dude did nothing to her. She betrayed him last minute and got her way by killing Kang. The hell is she mad at him for?

      I'd call it about equivalent in quality to S1 so far, which is to say riding the line of "watchable."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, maybe I'm forgetting something here, but why is Sylvie pissed at Loki?

        Last time they saw each other they fought. He was trying to save Kang from her. She kicked him in a tempad doorway and killed Kang. That and being an incredibly annoying c**t (like all women) and mandatory Disney bullshit about strong womyn and men applogizing to them constantly.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are confused why female loki chose to be a mcdonalds employee and I agree they should have had her immediately start living as a huge fricking bawd who would do anything

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a mansion wearing cute bunny ear's on bed overlooking through a glass view with a pool/party area below.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is forty anon

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marvel is so incompetent they can't into surreal Doctor Who rip-off
    So much wasted potential.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loki didn't have his superpowers and suddenly he can use them again?
    Plot hole!

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEYS PEEPO!!!!!!!!!

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, if Sylvie is the main love interest why make her some unlikable and make Mobius the best match for Loki instead? And then make him a silent jealous observer of their relationship like in this scene. It's past just being bait at this point. Sylvie is a massive c**t no one should forgive at this point and she's probably going to get even worse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is really a love triangle with everyone feeling sorry for Mobius trying to get the attention of Loki while he's trying to get Sylvie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like that's the problem. If they keep pushing this and don't resolve it Loki is going to turn into the love triangle show. Minimal plot just to add angst and packed with a bunch of scenes of Loki bonding with either one of his partners. This will be dragged out for at minimum 3-4 seasons as long as it sells. And after that it probably won't be resolved.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sylvie is a massive c**t no one should forgive at this point
      Pussy pass.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't understand why Hiddleston is not utilized more these days in movies and tv. He is clearly very versatile and great to watch. At some point he was supposed to become 007, he could still pull it off
    >capcha says HAM
    Hm ok

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there’s a track in the OST titled ‘Lokius’
    lmao they’re actually doing this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The composer said in an interview that she was for it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That track has been around since S1 but they've been using it more heavily in this season. I think in S1 it only played in full once.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I just want a cute Sylvie gf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is forty though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ripe for plucking.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt she made kid not long ago? Imagine autism of that one

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget why Sylvie is mad at Loki

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loki is mad at himself. All Lokis are mad at themselves.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why a relationship with himself won't work but I don't know if the writers realize that or they just want pointless angst.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's time for some of the other "he who remains" to start showing up. Certainly by the second half of this season, right?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first time Loki sees Sylvie naked he's going to see some resemblances to himself in woman form.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wow Sylvie your wiener looks just like mine

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think part of the problem I have with this show is it's kind of built on the bones of Loki being this anti-hero character but he hasn't really been that for a long time, if he ever was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of s1 was to turn him into one by the end. He's only been an anti-hero for two episodes. I don't know what you're expecting here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's only been an anti-hero for two episodes
        Well my issue is that he actually isn't really one. And if he is at least a closer approximation of one then he's transitioned from being a kind of neutral character to an anti-hero, rather than from a particularly villainous one.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the Loki right after New York though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure but IN THE SHOW he spent season one being just kind of beige and inoffensive. And in real life it's been 11 years since we saw Loki in New York so they should have put more effort into him being a villain to give his arc a proper foundation.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They only have 6 episodes and you've seen Thor and Avengers already.

  22. 8 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Owen Wilson is a national treasure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, if that nation is like Estonia or Lithuania. Or Serbia.

      • 8 months ago
        Craig T. Nelson

        heh

        Bottle Rocket is in my top 20

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