Loki Season 2 Premiere

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mouseBlack folk here to shill their newest abortion
    Maybe try back on r*ddit, and then stay there

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine STILL watching capeslop

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writers be like I deserve 95$ an hour

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you highlight the fact your British man has hairline?!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no subs
    Have Cinemaphile failed us?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat McDonald’s now

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the buck fired because he beat up some woman?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He broke up a high school girl fight so it's all good man.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this show finished shooting before the scandal so they weren't going to redo it

      also marvel hasn't fired him yet, they are waiting to see how the trial goes

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of it made any sense.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you're just low IQ.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loki was in the past and future. They did stuff so he could stay in the present.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was so good anar08

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why this character was ever popular with tumblrites or whoever else.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s really good when he isn’t being written by Whedon.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where Loki murdered an innocent woman five minutes in to the episode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't, the van didn't crash to the ground

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’ll be fine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than him crying at a clip show of his life to dramatically change his character

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 min long McDonalds commercial
    Shits already off to a terrible start.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    marvel is fricking back

    yes

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this homie dead?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the Avengers tried to steal the tesseract, they fricked up and boofed the mission and Loki ecscaped with the tesseract

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't understand the Time Heist, especially now in the context of Loki. Why didn't everybody else involved get arrested? Why did they even need to steal all of the stones when the Time Stone, the easiest possible one to obtain, which they could've got simply by going to an alternate Doctor Strange and not The Ancient One, but regardless, could have just been used to reverse the destruction of 616's infinity stones?
        I don't get it. Is everybody blind and stupid in the MCU writer's room?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bigger question is why didn’t they just go back 5 years ago to 2018 and have scott take a TON of pym particles from hank or even Hank himself to make sure they have plenty of chances getting the stones.

          LOKI season one says that everything the avengers did including their time travel was supposed to happen to keep OG kangs sacred timeline intact. Time travel isn’t against TVA law. Breaking the rules of the sacred timeline are. So if you decided to stop for a coffee before work that could be a branch and you’d have to die.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            An even bigger question is why didn't Doctor Strange just go back in time and tell Thor to aim for the head? Oh, I guess because it was the will of the Kang, who in contrast to his role as a plot device to protect the writers from having to actually write a compelling story with minimal plot holes, doesn't seem to actually give a shit about this purported "sacred" timeline.
            I hate the MCU so much it's unreal. What a lazy compilation of nonsense.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.

              Remember in infinity war when doctor strange uses the time stone to look ahead? All 14 million futures. He saw the one and only one where they win. Here’s how that goes

              >look ahead into future to determine win.
              > slow down Thanos on titan knowing you’ll lose. Do this to allow Tony stark to survive to create time travel and allow Scott Langs quantum tunnel project to be uninterrupted until the precise moment.
              >lose and give Thanos the time Stone ensuring Tonys survival while knowing Thanos will use it to not only recreate the blown up mind Stone but snap half of all life
              >Thanos snaps
              >Thanos goes to the garden to retire and destroy stones removing them from play
              >Thanos is killed by Thor
              >5 years pass
              >scott lang is saved from quantum realm And avengers assemble for time heist
              >avengers use past stones to snap everyone back
              >fight with past Thanos and army to prevent them from gaining past stones
              >Tony kills Thanos and himself.
              >stones are put back in the past to ensure timeline stays intact

              >well that’s stupid
              Yeah but that’s the answer the writers have. The only way you beat Thanos in infinity war and endgame is the events we saw onscreen. Killing Thanos as a baby or killing him in Wakanda still leads to a loss. Somehow. Thats the only answer.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you assuming he only looked ahead in time? I mean it's quite possible, but seems like just another inconsistency when traveling backwards to affect the timeline seems more efficient.
                Also the whole "14,000,605 timelines" doesn't really make sense in its own right, from Doctor Strange's perspective, to the audience's. Like I said, given the power as portrayed by the Time Stone, Strange may as well be adjusting the timeline constantly, similar to how Bran/The Three-Eyed Raven does (unintentionally) in Game of Thrones. Neither character actually does though, because... ?
                The reality (no pun intended) is that there are no 14,000,605 futures, there are theoretically infinite, because if something happens it can always be altered or even reverted. So the entire proclamation of having viewed the 14,000,605 makes no sense in its own right. He should've just done what he had the power to do; fix everything according to how he preferred, which I suppose you could argue he did, but how would we know? At this point Strange is equal parts overpowered and ambiguous in nature, making him nothing more than an uninteresting plot device to cover up shitty writing, same as Kang.
                Also as a sidenote; there was no reason for the visualization of Strange's "viewing" of the timelines. He quite literally controls time. If he was going forward into time, he'd have to reverse to whatever "present" and that wouldn't actually be visualized to Stark and the audience. You wouldn't see anything. The meditation phaseshifting visual was so fricking stupid and nonsensical I wanted to claw my eyes out.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit
                Kys

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am inevitable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Killing baby Thanos and killing him in Wakanda would result in a win.

                But those were alternate futures 14,000,001 and 14,000,002. Strange didn't look that far ahead.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real answer is that stories about time travel are banned in China. To avoid cutting off the market, they had to fudge the script. That's why at one point in Endgame, Ant Man looks directly into the camera and says NO THIS IS NOT TIME TRAVEL!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney
      >dead

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost spilled my soïmilk when this came out. Is Kang going to heckin do something crazy?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was sick, damn

    LOKIBROS WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lokibros will never be a thing anon

      frick you with all due respect

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also mentions of Kang in this one episode made him feel wayyyyyyy more threatening than the entire Antman movie

    Fricking kek

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can do anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      except walk lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dianne Feinstein's final role

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay gay shit I'll never watch, OP

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OB cute. A CUTE!

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 hours old
    >only 38 replies
    Marvel is dead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so dead not even trolls are bothering
      literally shaking rn

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like this is just going to be mostly fixing loki's time predicament and almost no further story development (nothing happens season)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Loki does all of this shit
      >Just ends up back in cuffs like in end game again
      >also dies
      probably
      unless they make him a timekeeper, the new he who remains or a watcher or soemshit

      they're also going to tease deadpool in this, so it'll lead to that

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s hard to care about a multiverse story anymore. I loved Loki season 1 but since then all capes hit has done it to death.

    The Asian character sucked complete ass and took me out of the show. I heard he won an Oscar which is shocking.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tom Hideouston have such a punchable face?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taylor, that's enough, you abused the guy enough already

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I no longer know if a thread is serious or some Dall-E shit now.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys can you not spoil it for me that would be really wholesome thanks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KANGS!
      Also the episode was pretty uneventful, Loki was unstuck in time, fricked about a bit and then they did a hecking science on him at the last second and now he's not unstuck in time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        whyd they even bother putting a "will he live or die one chance" in episode 1, what a waste of time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >KANGS!
        Some gay Blacks that was beat by Ant-Man's brat doesn't make for a good villain.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sylvie cute?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did she get walled

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        About a decade ago

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who pruned Loki at the end?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely himself from the future

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 was a better Doctor Who show than Doctor Who.

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