I'm still surprised people liked Hela. She was so fricking boring. I honestly think most of the blame goes to the CGI outfit/helmet. So sick of these nanomachine/magic costumes appearing out of nowhere.
Only time it sort of worked in the last decade was Loki during the end of his miniseries, but it was thematic and hidden behind edits, closeups, and other effects, so it looked natural.
Nothing against Cate though, it's just a shame that her character was written so poorly. And it was strange too, because Ragnarok, despite this anon's opinion
Ragnarok was Reddit incarnate but it was successful. This shit has flop and Razzie nomination written all over it.
, actually had some of the best dramatic scenes with Odin's death and Thor and Loki's relationship. It's not like these writers can't do emotional sequences, they just keep choosing not to. Same thing happened with 95% of Love and Thunder. Shit's frustrating.
>from producers of Uncharted and Venom
They really selling it on THESE credits? >directed by Eli Roth
Yeah this is going to be the vilest excrement of slops.
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
What the frick is this movie even about? It seems like a clusterfrick of continuity.
Who even is the villain? I'm assuming it's "Commander Knoxx" (aka General Knoxx, shocking that they fricked even that up) but nothing makes sense.
Also, >no Zer0
I'm out.
>Intergalactic outlaw Lilith (Cate Blanchett) returns to her homeworld Pandora to find Eve (Haley Bennett), the missing daughter of powerful warlord Atlas (Edgar Ramirez), aided by Roland (Kevin Hart), a former mercenary searching for redemption; Tiny Tina (Ariana Greenblatt), a feral young demolitionist; Krieg (Florian Munteanu), Tina's silent protector; Dr. Patricia Tannis (Jamie Lee Curtis), a mad scientist; and Claptrap (Jack Black), a sardonic robot. Along the way, they discover that Atlas’s daughter holds the key to unimaginable power, and that the fate of the universe could be in their hands.
Borderlands fans love trash, this is perfect for them
bump
This. Never saw the appeal of this shit. This is the type of game I imagine ABDL fetish freaks are into
>two mommies in the cast
that's the good stuff
Jamie Lee is already on granny territory
But uhh
Roland is dead
>Lillith in her fricking 50s
>midget Roland
>no Brick or Mordecai
Sad!
>no Mordecai
Dropped
yeah
i swear whoever owns the borderlands IP behind the scenes secretly hates it and wants it to fail, this casting is abysmal
Wasn't this announced like 5 years ago and quietly cancelled?
2015
I feel so bad for Cate.
Did you forget she was in a Marvel movie? She doesn't care. Paycheck is a paycheck.
Ragnarok was Reddit incarnate but it was successful. This shit has flop and Razzie nomination written all over it.
I'm still surprised people liked Hela. She was so fricking boring. I honestly think most of the blame goes to the CGI outfit/helmet. So sick of these nanomachine/magic costumes appearing out of nowhere.
Only time it sort of worked in the last decade was Loki during the end of his miniseries, but it was thematic and hidden behind edits, closeups, and other effects, so it looked natural.
Nothing against Cate though, it's just a shame that her character was written so poorly. And it was strange too, because Ragnarok, despite this anon's opinion
, actually had some of the best dramatic scenes with Odin's death and Thor and Loki's relationship. It's not like these writers can't do emotional sequences, they just keep choosing not to. Same thing happened with 95% of Love and Thunder. Shit's frustrating.
Why is the cast so old?
Even Moxxi is played by a 61 year old
The only young actors in Hollywood are Tim Chalamay and Zindua Lupa, is that what you want?
it's appealing to 35+ year old boomers, not teenagers who never played the games
>from the producer of UNCHARTED, SPIDER-MAN, AND VENOM
Already can tell that this is going to be mediocre or extremely awful
Avi Arad is the worst producer of all time
>look Mom I'm avoiding filters!
so proud of you
I will now watch Borderlands.
>from producers of Uncharted and Venom
They really selling it on THESE credits?
>directed by Eli Roth
Yeah this is going to be the vilest excrement of slops.
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
I'll give it a chance
What the frick is this movie even about? It seems like a clusterfrick of continuity.
Who even is the villain? I'm assuming it's "Commander Knoxx" (aka General Knoxx, shocking that they fricked even that up) but nothing makes sense.
Also,
>no Zer0
I'm out.
>claptrap by jack black
I'm not sure about this guys.
That's the best part of cast.
>The best part of the cast is a dialogue-heavy, voice-only character NOT being voiced by its original VA
Yeah, what great casting.
Official synopsis
>Intergalactic outlaw Lilith (Cate Blanchett) returns to her homeworld Pandora to find Eve (Haley Bennett), the missing daughter of powerful warlord Atlas (Edgar Ramirez), aided by Roland (Kevin Hart), a former mercenary searching for redemption; Tiny Tina (Ariana Greenblatt), a feral young demolitionist; Krieg (Florian Munteanu), Tina's silent protector; Dr. Patricia Tannis (Jamie Lee Curtis), a mad scientist; and Claptrap (Jack Black), a sardonic robot. Along the way, they discover that Atlas’s daughter holds the key to unimaginable power, and that the fate of the universe could be in their hands.
>No, but really, look at this wienery teenage Latina rabbit coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much
>no mordecai
>no brick
>tiny "lolsorandumb ecksdee" tina
everyone involved in this should kill themselves.
Can I kill myself even if I wasn't involved?
nein, fuhrer, we need you.
Flop coming soon. From the Producer of similar flops. He wears flip flops.
Borderlands was never good