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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aged like milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let her milk me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a gaymosexual, broseph.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lake Mungo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True dat!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that 8 year old you wanted to adopt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The twist was always that she was secretly 33

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you call her a little girl when she is obviously a 33 year old Eastern European midget who escaped from a mental hospital and is now posing as an orphaned child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >8
      Didn't watch the first movie for one big plot twist and I can tell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't learn basic cognition and I can tell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's forgotten all those old news stories from before 2016 when Canadians would adopt migrants who were supposedly kids and enroll them school, only for them to turn out to be adult men. Meanwhile the migrants were having sex with school girls and raping family members.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah that child actress is 15 years older now, we should make a prequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >09
      >22
      >15 years older
      fricking zoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sequel coulda worked
      Prequels is moronic imo

      In the original movie's climax, the character removes her makeup and looks way older.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She also dies so it had to be a prequel[spoilers]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >horror movie killers
          >ever staying dead
          Pick one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She was just an evil midget, not Freddy Krueger with supernatural powers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And Jason Voorhees was just a hillbilly with a sack over his head
              Your point?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jason was supernatural in part 1

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's arguable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How is mum did all the killing the ending was a dream.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >first movie
    10 year old playing a 33 year old
    >second movie
    actually 33 years old

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sequel coulda worked
    Prequels is moronic imo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, odd choice. And from the trailer it seems like just a rehash of the original, only this time around we already know the "twist."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does the alternate ending make sense for a sequel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a cute ending. I can't even remember the original ending. I assume Esther dies if she lives in the alternate. What I want to know is why this movie needs a prequel or a sequel. It doesn't. It's a nice little idea and it doesn't need another movie. Especially not this cursed bullshit where the actress reprises an un-ageing character when she's older.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think esther dies in a well or frozen lake in the original movie. Which honestly is vague enough to just have her survive and escape

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I still stand by what I said. Another movie isn't necessary. This movie is like A24 before that studio was a thing. Those kinds of movies don't need sequels.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i hate how hit or miss a24 is. well for movies at least i haven't watched any shows from them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i hate how hit or miss a24 is

                You're probably watching them just because the A24 logo is on it. I only watch the stuff that looks good like Lady Bird, Midsommar, Good Time, Uncut Gems, uh... Lamb, and so on. I hope those are all A24.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just googled "A24 movies" and almost all the ones recommended are good except second from the right and I haven't seen Eighth Grade. I love that the ones I named showed up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hereditary is good. Rest is correct

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hereditary is good. Rest is correct

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She really had to do the whole alt girl thing to compensate for being ugly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is this Maisie?

                She should have shown the nipple piercings

                Yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's a prettier version of a girl who stalked me back in high school

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm honestly not sure what level of unattractiveness it would take to repel me from a tittymonster of that magnitude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She was very very ugly anon. And also predatory

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She’s like 4 foot. They just look big compared to her little body

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think her cup size is?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the words your looking for is less ugly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are pretty young actresses that didn't get a chance in big movies, like Grace Prudhomme. Sad!
                https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7119217/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying she should have been the new Orphan™?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thought that was the armpit webm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                boobs alone would make me do it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                boobs alone would make me do it

                She had big breasts since Hereditary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is this Maisie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She should have shown the nipple piercings

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                would

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. Bags exist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That desperate, hungry look in her eyes is the best part.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is she related to Duncan from stranger things?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                8th Grade was cringe kino

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hereditary, Ex Machina and Midsommar were pretty shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well i enjoyed red rocket, and florida project. didn't enjoy X really, an

                i have only seen like six of them. pretty sure they have like 80 at this point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How many have you seen from here?:

                I just googled "A24 movies" and almost all the ones recommended are good except second from the right and I haven't seen Eighth Grade. I love that the ones I named showed up.

                because 6/8 are good and that's probably why the studio has a good reputation.
                The only A24 movie I watched this year was pic related and it wasn't bad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I only watch the stuff that looks good
                >no Green Room
                >no The VVitch
                >no Spring Breakers
                >no The Killing of a Sacred Deer
                I'll be the first to admit A24 distributes a lot of garbage but how do you miss all of the best ones if you're trying to filter them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, odd choice. And from the trailer it seems like just a rehash of the original, only this time around we already know the "twist."

      This is just an excuse to make the same movie but with a graphic sex scene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"What if the dad was based?"
        >Oprhan 2, coming in cinemas near you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fade open
      >Esther is floating underwater, knife in hand
      >she snaps out of it, chips at the ice until there’s a hole and gasps
      >Or2phan: The Orphaning
      There’s your sequel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or they could've just said that the alternate ending (which is better and maintains the creepiness) is the canon one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ouija prequel was better than the original.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think she looks good. I've really been into average looking b***hes lately I don't know what's up with that. like i'm anti fake breasts, gaudy clothes and make-up now. I just want some regular, unassuming type b***h. plain jane and all that .. the shit's hot I can't explain it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some people say it’s because they’re more attainable or seem that way. But I think it’s something else. Maybe it’s when a plain jane has a nice ass, or great legs. The one standout feature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only "ugly" can be beautiful or whatever that gay ass oscar wilde quote is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How’s that quote go again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with plain janes is that they're often way more of a handful than conventionally attractive b***hes, due to their sheer insecurity and neurosis. Trust me on this, I've dated my fair share of average to slightly below average women.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >De-age
    Where's the effect? I can't see any

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot. Can't you read even one fricking sentence all the way to the end? Fricking hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Trump lost

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bless this russian b***h and bless you anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy butterface

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's the wall

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >from the director of The Devil Inside

    Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good film with just bad ending. Check out Wer, that's a great film.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No cgi was used to deage
    We can tell

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't deepfake super easy to do nowadays???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood is terrified of using it for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can’t use before the israelites/democrats use in their favour

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because it never once looked good so far

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't think pic related was good? I think it was pretty good all things considered. And they key was that it was tasteful and not over the top. I mean it also helps that they had millions of dollars to spend on the budget and access to Paul walkers brother's who already look like him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a 30 second scene where he barely even says anything is not comparable to a lead role entirely in deepfake, it always looks like shit technology just isn't there yet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do I whack it so often to it then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disney used it for Luke Skywalker on The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett. They even hired a YouTuber known for his deepfake videos.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we're streched thin my guys are solid not my call you're done

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no CGI was used to de-age her
    So did they lie or did they mean they only used makeup and facial prosthetics? Because her face looks unnatural as frick in the right photo.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE MAGIC IS GONE

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jajajaja

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/koCxuxV.png

      how the frick did no one point out that it doesn't work at all?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how the frick did no one point out that it doesn't work at all?
        Are you fricking morons serious? The entire movie is about how she's actually a middle-aged woman with some kind of hormonal disease that makes her the size of a child. For that reason alone her being old and wrinkled in this makes total sense, as long as anytime she's trying to pass as a child she wears some makeup (the reverse side of how they made her look older in the first film when she was actually a young girl)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shes not even the same height and her skull is larger, The frick you on about. Just get another girl for the role or do a crappy sequel where she survived. I assume shes pretending to be a young teen but she still looks too old. They she was missing for 3 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      que quieria desir con esto?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based chaves poster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        el brasilANO señores jajaja

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ESO ESO ESO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't be called a pedo for this girl giving me a hard pp
    Checkmate, i win.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We better get a fricking straitjacket scene.
    The brief glimpses in the first left me hanging.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some asian women could pull that off even without makeup.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine being the dad and figuring out Esther's actual age
    >Imagine Esther comes on to you but you force her to wear a b***hy domineering office lady outfit with a pencil skirt and severe eyeglasses while she berates you about the quarterly reports

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god DAMNIT she hit the fricking wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/koCxuxV.png

      Why do child actors always grow up to be ugly weirdos? Does constant rape really change your looks?

      aged like milk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one can stop the wall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to kiss every freckle on her cute face.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that other guy in the thread was right she literally looks like a witch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a cute witch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WALLED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad, could've been worst, could've bogged herself earlier than planned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit Matt riddle's gonna be in movies now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao I remember when this dude dropped a 10 ton nuke on bongland when he called his britgay opponent a butter-toothed brit.

          fricking absolute sham he couldn't stop smoking weed. He was such a talented young guy with a ridiculous frame for his size. He had serious potential. I hear he's doing some kind of WWE shit nowadays.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >25 years old
        >looks 45

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stay out of the sun if you don't want to age so rapidly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brutal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she looks good, great even. 9.5/10 and she would rate me 10/10.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 31 and she looks like she could be my aunt.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blocks your path

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he has a babyface, but he doesn't look 13, could easily pass for 16 tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats a rough 16

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just me my mommy and my daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >goo goo ga ga

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you notice the hidden camera and realize you are about to be murdered by some 25 year old jocks pretending to be a 13 year old

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >13 years pass
    >Prequel

    What the frick is wrong with H*llywood?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling that it's the only way Isabelle could get a movie role, which is really sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please show pucci madam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so in love

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      highly bangable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at her tight ass. Oh my God.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It even has a sunmark.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm slightly more on board now

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Orphan: The Wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Wall

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you anons don't really think she's ugly. She definitely has one of those weird unique faces like Anya but she's not hideous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one think shes hideous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's incredibly attractive in real life, but in OP's pic she looks like a fricking rubber mannequin or RealDoll or something. I don't know how they managed to make her look so unnatural and ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she literally looks like a stereotypical witch, like that old b***h from that one hotel hell episode

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kys pedos

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She literally does look 25 though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep and no de aging cgi was used

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The way the tweet is redacted makes it seem like they think she looks almost the same as she did before.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's exactly what the tweet is saying. The average moron moviegoer is face blind.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes my joke was that she is 25 already but still looks only 25

  30. 2 years ago
    Black anon

    All you people do is talk shit about how others look, post yourselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If i wasnt so ugly i wouldnt be spending my time posting in an anonymous mule bashing emporium.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn she pretty and cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would, i would so hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zero lips lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, she's white

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >de-aging is far from perfect
    >make every scene look like the lens got dropped in vaseline
    bravo hollywood

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn she got ugly

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn chudtvs look like THAT?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arizona?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moscow, but you can take me, babe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >moscow
          Eww nevermind vatnik

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            eh, arizona sounds boring anyways and I would leave you the moment I step on american soil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      admiring bodyfat. im sorry for your height disability

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skete davidson??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I stole this from

      [...]

      to feel badass online

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes and?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ad hominem. A drug addict can tell you heroine is bad and it doesn't make it any less true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is he ~~*noticing*~~?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the pink one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude you can't tell me this literal piece of shit tastes like shit, you aint a professional chef!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correct
      and theres nothing you can do about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So this is the award winning series Legion I've heard so much about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep it ain't easy being sigma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't understand why this is supposedly wrong.

      I mean, I can tell if a movie is shit. I don't have to be a movie director or an actor. I can also tell if food is poorly prepared or cooked. I don't have to be a professional chef.
      Why can't I then say something is ugly? That being said, I find the girl crazy hot. She just doesn't look young.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no dog bro to criticize models with

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus... this doesn't work you stupid Black folk, should've just used another e-girl/creepy actress

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just me, my mummy and my daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here's that orphan i was telling you about

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's a meta commentary on how actresses are deemed useless once they hit a certain age and are forced to use drastic measures in order to appear young and attractive.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the heavy makeup ruins it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The whole point was that she was using makeup to hide the fact she was a middle aged woman, and also to portray her as a bawdy prostitute in this scene because Hollywood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Make love to me, Daddy.
      wut do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why dont she go frick midget instead?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry her bros. She can be my horror movie cutie gf.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do child actors always grow up to be ugly weirdos? Does constant rape really change your looks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They also use hormone blockers on them

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's hot but pedos is this thread have to ruin my fantasy of falling in love with a qt horror icon. I want her to have my babies bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      esther body wouldn't be fit to give birth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was way hotter back then and if you disagree you're gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Children are not hot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why was she so sexy then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because she was a kid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You will never have sex.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's besides the point

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guarantee this production is nothing more than one big fetish for the cast and crew, how fricking else do you take a 25 year old dressing up as a little girl and pretending like that's a normal fricking thing?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They wouldn't impregnate this
    Pedophiles were a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would in a heartbeat. I wish that tongue was wrapped around my hard wiener.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All you people do is talk shit about how others look, post yourselves.

      highly bangable

      Now that Isabelle is older and of age, it would be funny haha if we get more explicit scenes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what does this person referes to with this specific semantic construction

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah you can tell

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly they should have done this a few years back and used Mckenna as the new Esther. she's got a bunch of horror under her belt and this could have been a good chance to put her front and center as a main character and really show off how creepy she can get. Especially when she had black hair, would have been a great replacement for Izzy, but I guess she would have got typecast or the premise is too similar to The Bad Seed remake that she was in. Fuhrman is just too old for a prequel and it makes the entire thing look extremely jarring. not that I was hyped about this cashgrab of a prequel but not using her was such a missed opportunity. she is honestly above those garbage lifetime horror movies

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa you have my attention again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is she naked under that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit she is. You can see her nipples. Holy frick I'm diamond's.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cum on her yellow little dress and watch her walk around in public with my semen on her ass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is she naked under that

          Think so, I strongly feel that I can see her nipples

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All i got.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          coconut bawd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to nut in her so bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would frick her breasts raw

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt the first movie already explain what she did to her first family? She seduced the husband then killed everyone. This will be the same plot as the first movie except she’ll get caught and put in a asylum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She seduced the husband then killed everyone.
      So orphan 1, except the dad is literally me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It even says they died in a housefire, which we can see happening at the end of this trailer.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean at best she looks 16 or 17 and that's being very generous. If she's supposed to still look like a little girl then they've failed.

    Should have recast her.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we're proud to say we used no CGI!
    Oh we can tell.. we can tell...

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the recent season 4 of Stranger Things superimpose Millie Bobby Brown's face on a younger body through either deepfakes or some Benjamin Button headshrinking to make her look younger for the flashbacks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They tried and it looked so fricking awful that they just used older Eleven and the “it’s just a dream” excuse instead.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: things in horror movies that annoy and don't scare you

    little girls or women who are all bawded up, they are either psycho killers, old women with medical conditions, wild cunnies, or something, it's not scary at all. I think the Addam's family or the orphan started this shit

    bonus annoying points for
    >none of this is really happening
    >the protagonist is actually crazy
    >BUT MAYBE NOT at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horror movie cliches that don't scare me:
      >Glitchy screen effects
      >Glitchy sound effects
      >Monsters/Beings/Entities moving like they are glitching out and skipping animations or ragdolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree, if any Hollywood producers are in this thread, loose little girls terrify me and are the scariest thing you can put in your movie

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's always had nice feet.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she is quoted in Civ VI alongside humanity's greatest people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why Civ IV and V are better than VI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhhh why

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        c*nny chads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, my sides

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Molly Jane might help you guys find what you're looking for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Alex Adams was talking about her when he was asked where she was at?
      he looked pretty sad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why what happened to her?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same vibes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a difference, the movie they are trying to hard and still fail. El Chavo gives zero fricks thus no one cares; "Yes, the main character is 8 but the actor looks 40, no make up"

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who's the audience for this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        heterosexuals, sorry you can't relate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tan lines
      Based

      who's the audience for this

      Dancing enjoyers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uhh she looks like a hotter version of my cousin, Katie. frick (i live in KY lol)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love our women so frickin much. how could you not look at that and go "that is god's greatest creation"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because you realize both of them have taken at least 100 wieners apiece while you'll never do anything but jack off to them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's because God's greatest creation is the M1 Garand service rifle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruhhh

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did this really need a sequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      epic reddit reply

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is my dream girlfriend, not too hot but still super sexy and frickable. Holy shit I want to frick so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ivy Aura if you want a porn lookalike

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her cooch looks like she birthed a bowling ball

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh. but seriously, is that brent guy blind or something?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like an adult woman on her knees the whole time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's so fricking ridiculous it ends up being hilarious.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just know...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TRUNKED

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      time to remake The Wizard of Oz

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It literally doesn't matter.

    If the character is young Fuhman can play it without any make up. In Orphan she needed make up because she was old.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why God cursed women with ageing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Men age like shit too. There's a slight few that look good with age just like women but most men bald and look like the boomer wojak unironically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care how bad men age, I'm only interested in women.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Truly are the definition of self awareness, huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To replace them with younger models. Men get bored of same bawd everyday. I doubt you jerk off to exact same waifu's top tier pics throughout your whole life? I myself have changed from waifu to waifu, only revisiting my old waifu for nostalgic purposes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ive been jacking it to some of the same pictures and videos for nearly 10 years

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She already looked OLD

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't see her nose on that resolution holy frick.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are gays, Izzy is cute

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys upset she’s no longer a kid?

    She’s 25 now so she will have nude scenes in the film showing us her pink holes

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never watched orphan, is it good?

    also, i spent some time making a 3D model of esther today after seeing this thread, ive truly lost control of my life.

  71. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    She was never attractive so the entire fricking premise falls apart completely. Look at that stupid fricking smile. OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU DUMB b***h.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This board will never be as good as the Ryry/Bella/Chloe/Fuhrman era again

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was a brief period during her late teens in where she was really cute but unfortunately the wall caught up to her too soon.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Having her look older is more fitting than the first Orphan movie since her condition is basically a e-girl who has aged 33 years. She was actually too young in the old movie to accurately look the way she did. People with the condition age too, I would know, I have something similar.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that kid i was telling you about

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was really cute in Cell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dayum son. Give me some of that bacon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was. I didn't know of this movie until yesterday when I saw it on TV and was really saddened by how cute she looked back then and how horribly she's aged since then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Age comes for all of us

        Ouija prequel was better than the original.

        Had a different director

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?????????????????????????

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like the prostitute that Winston fricked in 1984.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is gonna be like when they got that iraq veteran to play a 15 year old in the new tcap

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, she does remind me of someone. No wonder I'm getting a stiffy seeing that face.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think her body count is as a white 25 year old american woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully one point higher after I meet with her.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very "real" comments

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is every comment section of anything remotely popular. It's disgusting. Even youtubers' comment sections are filled with nonsense like "Can we appreciate how good CoxSukkker69 is at editing?" "I'm so glad to see CoxSukkker69's channel growing!" or "We're blessed with another CoxSukkker69 video".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats because the filter deletes negative comments. Call her ugly and the post disappears

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Maisie, you guys are moronic

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy... Imagine she has a nude scene and we get to see e-girl Esther's canonical breasts

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