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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the point of the comic. They both could get each other's bodies if they wanted with hard work

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They both could get each other's bodies if they fricked.
      ftfy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you can make yourself shorter, if she got that skinny she'd be a lanklet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >morbidly obese
      >hard work

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta dedicate time and money to eating like a pig and not doing shit

  2. 4 months ago
    Looniversity

    Left girl can get thin like right girl but its not easy to build yourself thick like left girl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone else can build her up for her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but its not easy to build yourself thick like left girl
      Okay, you have to explain this one
      It's so easy to do, that 99% of everyone who is fat did it by accident.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat and thick are different. You can see the girl doesn't have the obesity hanging stomach flap or even particularly large arms, a fupa etc. That means she probably has solid muscle mass contributing to her weight and build.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, so you mean the fictional fat that doesn't exist in reallife, gotcha. I thought with "not easy to build" you meant it was difficult, but you actually meant impossible.
          >That means she probably has solid muscle mass contributing to her weight and build.
          Or you're just a delusional fat fetishist for cartoon women and don't want to admit it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go outside, girls that aren't super low body fat but have similar builds absolutely exist. For the "platonic form" (for lack of a better term) of this body type look at female olympians in various strength related disciplines (weightlifting obviously, hammer toss, shotput etc)

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old are they?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 and 18 respectfully

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the original pic?

        Is there porn of them?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How old are they?

          >attracted to characters that are obviously adults
          >asks if they're 18 so he can know whether to fap or not
          Are you moronic?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The girl on the left shouldn't be ashamed of her body. She built to breed strong men.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once lefty cuts down properly, she'll keep some of the fat in the right places. Unless she wants to go Lean Beef Patty mode. Either way, Mega diamonds at the very thought

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      now shoop them both fat

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are women like this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm told many men also enjoy sucking fat breasts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, fictional. Why are women fictional?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's easier to sell things to people if they're insecure.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They both look great. Part of being a woman is accepting your body as-is. Some girls are built tall and thin, others have frizzy hair and freckles. You'll probably envy a certain trait when you're young but when you mature you accept that's just not how you're made and it's best to embrace what you naturally have.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the green one wants the pink one to let out a massive fart for her to smell.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If by "the green one" you mean me, then you are absolutely correct.

      What did the original say

      They both say "I wish I had her body." As someone who frequents head swap and body swap threads, we had a lot of fun when this came out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They both say "I wish I had her body." As someone who frequents head swap and body swap threads, we had a lot of fun when this came out.
        Can you hook a brotha up?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found a couple, but I think there was 1-2 more.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant the bodyswap threads and discussions mainly, but these are pretty nice. Thanks!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She stays in bed everynight praying she'll wakeup under the other's sweaty brapping asscheeks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I bet the green one wants the pink one to let out a massive fart for her to smell.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should ship them. Somebody come up with some names for them.

    Randomly: I declare the one on the left's name is "Samantha" or "Sam" for short. The one on the right is "Kimberly," or "Kim" for short.

    Sam and Kim.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did the original say

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she’s lucky. i wish i had a korean boyfriend
      >she’s lucky. i wish i had a white boyfriend

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i wish i had a korean boyfriend

        Said nobody ever.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ye naw a lot of the kpop tweens from 2014 are all grown up now and still into plastic penis.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          rude

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Figure it out, dumbass.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dumb Black folk these are clearly Grenda and Candy from Gravity Falls.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like over the past 5 years at least half the threads here now are just porn and "lol". What is the point of a comics board that doesn't even complain no one reads comics anymore?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there were any comics or cartoons that were GOOD, then we'd be talking about them instead of posting porn and autism. But there aren't, so we don't.

      Or do you have any suggestions for shows or comics that are good? Do you want to open yourself up to criticism of your tastes?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Now start posting porn.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one would you guys plow first?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The white woman out of obligation

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their both white.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Obligation

        This anon is bound by Odin and Tyr to marry and bed a thick, comely lass. More power to ya, homie. I'm get that teacup of rice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The white girl seems like she’d be easier to get along with. I’m a little chubby too and I don’t mind taller women so she wouldn’t need to feel insecure around me

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright anon, which viral tweet did you get this from?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please, someone, just let them kiss or something

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OINK OINK FAT b***h UGH
    HER FAT PUSSY REEKS LIKE HOT GARBAGE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP, I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does xitter feel the need to alter every comic into "they're lesbians"?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because lesbians are hot, jealous b***hes are not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're wonderful
      And they're even more wonderful when they fart on each other, go cry about it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And they're even more wonderful when they fart on each other

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xitter is where all the tumblrgays migrated to.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's funny and hot.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What do white men love then.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian women, literally the most common interracial pairing

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      banger

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie the white chick is way hotter than the one on the right.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they both need to be bigger.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has there been a rise in people with a fat fetish? I'm not mad as a fellow architect myself, I just wanna know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's also been a rise of people with autism. Strange

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're getting stronger. our numbers are growing. we can't be stopped

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the ONLY thing growing!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The elite are pushing a narrative of "body positivity" on men and women so that they'll remain fat and reliant on processed foods and pharmaceuticals to keep them from dying. Also a fat populace is far less likely to rebel than a starving one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been following the trend because it got on my nerves since day 1.
      It started with black people wanting girls with fat asses. Just the asses, not the legs, not necessarily the breasts, just the ass.
      After many years, a meme was created on the internet and spread by people like Cinemaphile that fat asses = THICC. since it's spelled with an extra C it somehow made it okay to like it. Some people took that meme seriously, and thought everyone liked THICC girls. But in just around 2 years that THICC also started to be associated with legs, and eventually with breasts as well. Around 5 years later, even more people started to think the meme was serious, and thought THICC meant fat people. Thus now everyone acts like as if fat people are attractive. But only in art and photoshopped photos, because realllife fat girls are still lonely and feel the need to go dyke in order for someone to lick their pussies.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does someone has the "I wish i have a body" edit?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >their women
    This isn't a white thing, but it's weird the primitive tribal social dynamics at play when these are often described. Men taking women from other cultures is a net positive; they can impregnate multiple partners in a month. Women can only have one birth a year, and they are seen as taken when impregnated by someone from a different tribe.

    I thank God every day I was born a man.

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