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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doggystyle sucks because you can't see all the weird pleasure faces the girl is making, same with any position where you can't see their face.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Put a mirror in front/underneath.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not like that lol.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          These crack me up

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          These crack me up

          Had this happen to me. I was so desperate for pussy a year ago. That a fricked an absolute wildebeest and felt nothing but shame when I saw myself in the mirror while she was riding me.

          I came in her of course, but after that I couldn't help but be soiled. Like I was raped by a DnD hag.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, one of the hottest things about sex is how clearly lost in it women get and how the pleasure ends up contorting their faces.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get her to tilt her head back while you lean forward. By the way, this image is the only example I could think of off the top of my head, and it's really hard to Google. Does anyone know what it's called when someone tilts their head back to look up at someone? Is there even a name for it? It's somewhat common in art.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't post anime

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >homie
          *Rips bong*
          >Manga is just Japanese comics

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That is really fricking funny considering the context of that image anon, but I know what you're talking about. I'm not sure it has an official term though?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i have never had sex and never will.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        another blog thread where we get to read about sex havers exciting lives. what joy. never gets old.

        Quit being mad at sex-havers on Cinemaphile, most people here are balding Millennial dads now.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i'm in my early thirties and a virgin. don't assume everyone here is a normalc**t.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          More like millenial 35 year old virgins

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Put a mirror in front/underneath.

      This, one of the hottest things about sex is how clearly lost in it women get and how the pleasure ends up contorting their faces.

      Get her to tilt her head back while you lean forward. By the way, this image is the only example I could think of off the top of my head, and it's really hard to Google. Does anyone know what it's called when someone tilts their head back to look up at someone? Is there even a name for it? It's somewhat common in art.

      Not like that lol.

      another blog thread where we get to read about sex havers exciting lives. what joy. never gets old.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >sex havers
        I wish. I was just giving basic advice. I wasn't speaking from experience.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doggystyle is the best cause you can spit on her back

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What are you a llama?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If a sex position makes it impossible to see the breasts move, then it's a bad position.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's assuming she's enjoying being with you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Doggystyle sucks
      Teenage girls love doggystyle, anon. It hits them right in the clit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do adult women not have clits

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Past a certain age sex is something they do for business, not fun.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oglaf thread?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Such a shame google suppresses searches for oglaf dot com

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the author did that on purpose so bots wouldn't scrub her content iirc

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had a 4'9" flat brown tomboy muscle girl gf and she really wanted doggy style but just wasn't built to handle it, I'd bottom out and crash into something hard in there and it hurt both of us
    Lots of positions we couldn't do, and even had to employ the use of yoga blocks in certain situations lmao

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NSFW:

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  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's got a pretty cute back of the head.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That is interesting. I think I would.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She seemed nice. Dude was a prude.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Oglaf
    Overthinking
    Fountain of doubt
    Wine in a skull goblet
    Ghost sex WOOHOO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dimorphism
      Snake breasts
      The ambassador wants to use you as a rowboat

      Honestly, it's nearly always good enough for a chuckle. Trudy is a treasure.

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