>maybe the real love interest was the friends we made along the way
Finnsisters…. How do you cope?
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>maybe the real love interest was the friends we made along the way
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Please keep your cuckold fetish to yourself. Please also consider having better taste in paraphilia.
>finn
>not a cuck
Yeah, he isn't. He hasn't been cucked, has a love interest, and isn't obsessed like you are about it.
Step 1: Denial
Post degree
the guy who drew this got doxxed by the 'arty
Really? Give QRD?
What's wrong with them?
What happened?
I dunno probably by raging about it into the endless void of this website. Not even gonna watch the video just gonna look at the OP image and greentext and respond to that.
Why did every Finn relationship end like
>Finn finds girl
>Finn gets crush after a while
>Finn tries his best to get the girl
>The girl like him back
>At the very crest of them being an actual couple something contrived happens like Finn suddenly getting turned on by watching others fight (this is the first time he's ever felt this way, even when there was a whole village of people fighting each other) or Finn being an "extraordinary" beast who actually doesn't deserve love.
Well it happened twice, only sort of, since they were clearly very different circumstances and the second one didn't even matter because Finn and Huntress Wizard were together after that episode (because the writers probably realised it was dumb). The whole reason Flute Spell had that message at the end was because one of the writers was literally going through some sigma blackpill arc where he thought relationships were stupid and held you back so he brought back Huntress Wizard to have an episode about that. Probably ended up realising it was stupid later on, and that's why HW and Finn were still smooching after that episode.
Why Though?
Finn is an asexual incel
>asexual incel
Do you have any idea what those words mean
An asexual person would not be involuntarily celibate.
Please keep your humiliation kink to yourself
He should have been with the best girl. Is so unfair, ATbros.
He did though
Because the writers were using this shit as their own personal therapy session
Those homie know they can literally write fanfiction. Literally, if you want smut about a character, write about it. Fricking fanfic writers from 2000s have an outlet for their desires..
Things you make yourself do got grant you anything, you might as well have told him to imagine it in his head
every time thread like this comes up I kept wanting to post my ideas on the subject so it can be discussed.
Is this a reference to Death Stranding?
kinda.
i need to see more of this AU
Have you finished watching Adventure Time? I vaguely remember you posting that you haven't a while back. If nothing else, it'd probably give you a ton of ideas to work with.
yeah, it does, but whacky adventure is kind of charming for a season, its not exactly the type of adventure that I personally prefer, so my cool down for a this series is a bit long... it makes me feel old.
hm, what aspect do you like or what would you hope to see out of it?
Im intrigued in whats going in this world
the characters and their relationship between each other and why finn is taking care of this small pbmarcy child
the artwork is beautiful too
>when you write a false flag and then screenshot your own post as if it was some kind of epic own
>without even changing the type of image you use
Finn haters are genuinely deranged
>falseflag
Cope Finncel
It's probably not even a "falseflag", just someone obviously taking the piss that the screenshotter took seriously.
haha, I wrote this one. It was ironic, obviously.
Based.
False flag operations are so pathetic, you deserve to be hit by a car
Finncels like you are so pathetic.
Well at least Finn is now in an open relationship with HW. So the finncels can shut up now
They’ll just complain about her being a consolation prize.
Princess Bubblegum would have been the real consolation prize if he got together with her instead tbh
Definitely not. She was Finn’s first crush and there are many people who shipped them since day one.
>cutest one
>consolation prize
She’s a consolation prize in the sense that she was introduced later than all of Finn’s previous love interests and because of the lack of development this relationship has.
I mean, she is. Better than nothing but it was obviously last minute and barely given any time to develop.
>open relationship
It is?
>exceptional beast cannot fall in love
>HW is part of the forest
She is just using an excuse to be with Finn while also being with other people.
No. Don't listen to the cuck anon
>pointing out the obvious is bad now
That would be cool if hw was implied to be with other people and instead made it that magnificent beasts referred to her and finn not being able to settle down for the long term and instead will cross each other paths regularly due to the lives they live. You know, just pointing out the obvious
She technically was still with her boyfriend when she first met Finn.
Kek, sure. Dude wasn't even aware of her and just wanted to chill in the forest. Totally her boyfriend
>pointing out [HEADCANON]
It’s not headcanon if Adam Muto confirmed it
>Adam Muto confirmed it
Where
He did an interview a week after fionna and cake adressing concerns regarding Finn and Jake
See
>no transcript
Beautiful bait. You got people
I have the full video
Uncle works at Nintendo too?
He’s my rabbi at my local synagogue
>Source: I made it up
It’s the new schizo meme like “Huntress is the bear” for a while was
Can you provide counter evidence that it isn’t an open relationship?
Burden of proof is on you, schizo
She does not want to “settle down” and prefers to do one night stands.
Why do you project your NTR fetish onto Adventure Time, schizo?
Why do you project your incel fantasies onto Finn, chud?
>finncels
Stop spamming this fricking word have a nice day
How do I """cope"""? By knowing that Stormo is the closest thing Finn has to a son with PBG, and acknowledging the irrefutable fact that homosexuality is a sin so all gay ships eventually lose at the end.
Farmworld Finn is raising another man’s kid , so just raising kids is not a high bar
Huntress Wizard is confirmed to be a redhead in human form though.
PB doesn’t owe Finn sex or love. Only incel losers who self-insert as Finn think this
She should be forced to frick him as punishment for her long list of crimes.
Why bother stating the obvious?
>PB doesn’t owe Finn sex or love.
Yes she does.
No she doesn't, I'm not a Bubbleline gay, but she doesn't owe him sex.
Women have no sense of manners.
Ngl I think a blowjob or sometime in the sack is the least she owes him.
She doesn’t find Finn attractive, and almost always viewed him like a tool
Lmao I idc well then she owes him a lot of money for services rendered. She could put out and save the candy Kingdom a lot of money. Now I’m not saying it would be worth it but it would be easier.
Yeah I think this is the thing people snag on a lot.
Finn's relationship with PB was incredibly one-sided and she used him to an unbelievable extent, keeping Finn on the hook by using basic affection and emotional support (which he could get anywhere else, but doesn't realise because his code of honour is being exploited too) to keep him placated and always coming back. PB benefits immensely from Finn, both directly in terms of his heroism, but also indirectly due to him being a really good influence.
Until like 1 or 2 examples way later on, there's absolutely nothing PB truly does for Finn, and even the things she does do are things anyone could've done (unless I'm forgetting something regarding his arm, maybe). These few moments of genuine support are also completely undercut by things like her taxing the bros and then immediately trying to meddle in his relationship - why the frick are unpaid public servants being taxed?
On some level, she definitely does owe Finn for the years and years of mistreatment, but handling it in a transactional, commodity-focused manner would just show she learned nothing. Exchanging money or sex for services rendered would just keep that unhealthy relationship of using others alive, and PB would still have nothing unique to offer Finn which he couldn't rightly and more healthily get elsewhere.
PB's character development feels kinda unfulfilled and unearned cause of this, she changes, but she never forms a fuller identity that allows her to better repay the unique things she took from everyone else with unique things of her own.
That's all well thought out and articulated and shit but all I'm sayin is she should be worshipping the toilet where Finn and Jake shit for what they've done for her. This broad has the nerve to show up and take their money on top of all that. Get the frick outta here with that shit. Then you got these buttholes in the thread
telling me "oh that's not how it works" the frick it isn't. What is that? You people need to recognize when you're getting taken advantage of God forbid you go into the world moving heaven and Earth for people that don't give a frick about you.
Finn is a masochist that enjoys being abused. So it’s fitting that he still supports PB after all those years of doing her bidding for free
That's gotta be his issue. Either way, kind of a shitty story ngl.
That is exactly why you're here and not living like a normal man does.
candy hitler needs corrective sex
Muto is only hated because he didn’t cave into the fantasy of self inserters
A cartoon character and hero is supposed to be a role model. You're just abusing them for wanting a good character to be inspired by.
What his vision exactly?
Most pathetic scene from Finn tbh. Even FP made fun of him by saying he’s a water elemental for crying like a b***h
cause ur gay
Because he's WHITE and a MALE and therefor the focal point of the writer's hate. The idea of him reproducing with a nice woman who loves him keeps those LGBT cultists up at night.
What if AT just had light ship bait at most and everyone was just friends.
Most of the fans and audience would stop watching
So, good end?
this
Whatever you think happened in Dorohedoro between those two happened because the mangaka was smart enough not to condemn nor dismiss the shipping.
True
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/new-ucla-study-finds-gen-z-teens-want-less-sex-on-screen/articleshow/104707817.cms
But the vast majority of the people watching Fionna and Cake were in their 20s
Finn has her instead.
There is no way to excuse being single that isn't just a Cope
Being too huge of a bawd isn't cope.
>I know those grapes are sour, that's why I'm not reaching for them.
>YOU HAVE TO KISS AND HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR ELSE YOU'RE A FAILURE
Reckless romance is how we get domestic abuse and poverty out the wazoo.
Why do you need to excuse it, who the frick answers to you?
FINNSISTERS OH NO NO NO
Why would someone draw this? Jake is Finn's most close friend, he would never do this. It doesn't even make sense even if you use "NTR logic."
Jake is based, while Finn is a cuck
You're the cuck
Finn is the embodiment of a cuck, and he is the type to let the woman take control (PB, FP and even HW).
>Finn is the embodiment of a cuck, and he is the type to let the woman take control (PB, FP and even HW).
Makes sense since he's Ward's self-insert character
Anything that I don't personally like is fanfiction, thus him being a cuck is fanfiction.
Finn being a cuck is canon and real, unlike him marrying HW or some other fake shit
>Meanwhile Finn and Lady Rainicorn are having an orgy with the Ice King
Why do Finncels get so emotional if you suggest that Finn should not be a stereotypical “hero” archetype?
Finn is canonically gay
I feel like the ultimate question is if the writers would be fine with doing this same plot but with marceline or pb
>we won suck it Finncels
>still feels the need to post shit like this years later
So this is what victory looks like?
I accept your concession
To what?
Yes, it's called gloating
>desperately explaining and getting angry everytime someone calls you out is gloating
Are you mentally ill?
Why do white bois self insert as Finn? Do they have a cuck fetish?
Why are Adventure Time tubers so fricking annoying? Like they try and make everything sound like some grand fricking narative.
Threads like this are why I'm glad I was never into this show
You seem upset
Nah, I'm glad. Gleeful even
>"The thing about Finn is that being a hero was never really in the cards for him. The Finn we started with in the series was an immature kid who thought being a warrior was all fun, beating up bad guys and saving princesses. He never really grasped how dangerous and difficult it actually is to constantly save the day over and over, since someone was always there to bail him out like Jake or Princess Bubblegum. I think he finally got the message after he lost his arm, and we started toning down his need to be a super cool warrior in favor of more nuanced stories about the other characters, people who have been in Ooo for much longer and have more experience than Finn. But Finn not becoming a hero isn't a bad thing, despite what some diehards keep saying, because if Finn is happy just living his life without slaying demons, then shouldn't we be happy for him too?"
Based muto
Honestly, I agree. Finn's most interesting storylines like with Martin, the Islands, or Fern had nothing to do with his love life at all.
>let’s make this kids cartoon into pretentious garbage and show everyone we’re serious by have the fifteen year protagonist get mutilated before being abandoned by his father
Printer dad remains right even after all these years.
What defines a hero to Muto? Because reading classical literature, and myths. All heroes seems to have one thing in common, which was courage, as well as a Hero's rise and fall like Hercules' triumph over his task and death by poison, or Jason's rise to power and the death of his children by his lover, Medea. I don't really get his point of defining a hero to just slaying monsters and having his life in danger, Heroes in the past do face dangers that endanger their lives, which I find odd.
Can someone explain to me why his definition of hero is...kinda defeating the point of being a hero? A hero in general is defined by courage, and willingness to face dangers.
It's a fake quote
How is it fake?
because he didn't say it?
Whether or not the quote is real, part of the problem is there's no real universal definition of what a hero is. The Ancient Greeks would worship just about anyone who lived an extreme life or died an extreme death as a "hero", so the usual wartime heroes, but also dead children (for the extremity of the circumstances of dying young), and even people we'd call villains nowadays, like this one guy who killed his opponent in pankration, got disqualified and disgraced, and out of anger tore the roof off a school, killing 60 children inside when it collapsed.
I think the vagueness of the concept of heroism was definitely something they were thinking about in the early seasons, given they felt the need to come up with the idea of the Enchiridion and point out that Finn's ideas of heroism are mainly derived from observing his role model Billy.
Heroes as a concept are weiiird man, it's cool though. Try to find "Heroes and Hero-Cults" by some guy whose surname is Ogden. I think it's a book chapter but you might find it online via Google Scholar or some shit. Real interesting read. Explains a lot.
I'll read that, when I got the time.
While indeed there is no really concrete definition of a hero, I do think of the qualities of being a hero is courage, and willingness to take risks in the face of adversary/danger are common elements. Even Billy had these qualities of courage and facing dangers that were right in his face.
Morality wise? That's the point of divergence, like you said about the Ancient Greeks version of hero, would be different from the medieval French version of a hero like in their re-writings of Arthurian legends.
Yeah, and you can pretty easily link those qualities back to the notion of living an extreme or particularly out of the ordinary life as well. Not everyone stands up and fights tooth and nail for their beliefs, even if their beliefs are right or wrong. It's sorta like an intensity modifier on life, but I think you may be right to say that there are common attributes that crop up repeatedly
So whats with the whole Finncel meme? I know its just the one autist here doing it Cinemaphile thread was enough proof but when did it all start
It's definitely not just one person. It started years ago, around the time the show was ending.
Well if it isn't just one person or a handful of shitposters, it certainly is a Cinemaphile only memetic illness. One has to wonder what could've gone right with this board before it declined.
>All this autism over whether or not Finn is a perma virgin
Is this tumblr?
>Bumping this an hour later
I can't help but get the feeling that the side who won is more sore than the losers, t. guy who doesn't care about shipping shit.
Hello finncel, Finn will never get a love interest
>FINNCELFINNCELFINNCELFINNCEL
Stop obsessing over this shit you fricking homosexual not everyone here who isn't interested in this shipping shitflinging thread is a self inserter.
Okay but then why does Jake have a wife when he's emotionally only a few years older than Finn.
Jake was "28" in the pliot.
She just sees him as a friend, huh?
Oh finncel
Remind that Simon is the real protagonist of adventure time, not Finn the cuck
I once again ask, if they handled a lesbian character’s love life the exact same way they handled finn’s love life, would the majority of fans be okay. Like if they had pb go through that many break ups throughout the series or even end the show with her in an open relationship with her believing she has no true love while finn and hw/fp/etc were together with no issues, would fans be mad?
The writers should have just made Finn have kids with a human, instead of species mixing bullshit. That would be more realistic.
They would still count it as a victory
Eh, I feel like some would be salty if pb got in an open relationship with a barely used background character and ended off with the idea that love will come and go while marcy was fricking a guy, possibly even a joke character like cinnamon bun or wyatt
Of course more people would be mad. Lesbians in cartoons are not allowed to truly suffer.
Depends what you mean by fans?
Like the guy in, the people who think it’s good that finn ends with no real satisfying romance with finn even saying love doesn’t last forever, generally twitter people along with marcy x pb shippers
*like the guy in the video
No they would chimp the frick out, but ultimately they would move on since those kinds of people usually care more about shipping than the show itself.
>love doesn’t last forever,
Unless it's gay love, that lasts eternally and is multiversal.
Gays can't even date other gays, it's always the same one in every timeline and event.
Finn and PB we’re never meant to be. It was all in Finn’s head
Muto should include a scene in which Marceline beats the shit out of PB, otherwise lesbians would not get real representation
Bubbline is a beautiful and loving relationship
Finn is a lonely incel everybody finds to be a nuisance. Both PB and Marceline have never once reciprocated Finn’s romantic feelings or even cared about him as a person. There’s never a moment where he’s vulnerable and either of them comfort him, instead the opposite happens, because in truth they couldn’t care any less about him. Even FP abandons him the first chance she gets and never cares to get back with him. She ends up cucking him with one of his friends and that’s the end of that, she found a better man that isn’t a horny incel virgin loser. This is sort of poetic, the series starts with Finn saving a bunch of princesses from the IK but by the end Finn becomes as much of an incel as IK in trying so hard to bang princesses he pushes anyway each and every one of his “love interests” (one sided + delusional + creepy). Not to mention he ends up a loser who lives alone and the only sex he gets is fricking his own hand while he peeps on HW having sex with other men.
Say what you want about Mordecai but he never got to this low. His friends made fun of him but they were still there to help him. Finn just became the ice king to the princesses once he stopped being 12 lol.
This motherfricker didn't even watch the cartoon lel
There’s the show everybody else watched, and then there’s the show that exists solely inside the heads of Finncels like yourself.
HW is canonically a prostitute though. She was even in the wizard competition in which the winner got a kiss from PB.
Why are bubblinegays always so insecure? They make entire thread explaining in extreme detail about how they won and how much they hate the protagonist of the show they apparently love.
It's just shitposting to get a rise out of people.
Is it? I mean I see this kind of shit with so many other fanbases that were taken over by shipgays and every time it’s always the same shit. Anytime someone gives even the most minor criticism or say that they wish a show was different. They’ll fly into a frothing rage to defend it usually just hurling insults and character assassination.
Yes. Come on bro, you really think posts like this are sincere?
>the only sex he gets is fricking his own hand while he peeps on HW having sex with other men.
No one actually hates Finn.
Are you new here? Do you have any idea how psychotic these morons are, I mean Demon alone is a fricking menace and he just likes PB
HW fricking other men is canon and real. She is like a carousel, everyone has ridden her
Look there’s one now
No, I'm not new. I'm well aware there are legit schizos, but that guy is clearly baiting.
And you know this how? They all post and act the same.
You can just tell. The language comes off intentionally exaggerated and designed to be inflammatory. With actual schizos it comes off as legit unhinged.
Again schizos are the exact same.
It's not the same.
It’s the same kind of moronic behavior, not to mention bubblinegays are always acting obnoxious like this. They will just start screaming finncel at the drop of a hat and then spam twenty images of soft core lesbian porn and lewd images.
You seem upset, don’t worry Finn may not have kids, but he does have himself
Are you going to keep going between trying to say it’s all shitposting and acting like you normally do?
That wasn't my post lol. You need to improve your ability at discerning genuine posts from shitposts.
Then why are you commenting to it and not the last post I replied to you?
Because we reached an impasse and I'm not interested in going around in circles. Just keep in mind that the majority of Finn-hate posting is most likely ironic.
That’s not really an impasse, and you could have just said what you said in the previous comment in a reply that was to you?
>FINNCELFINNCELFINNCELFINNCEL
How does one become so deranged that they shriek at every anon out of fear that they're actually this strawmen they built in their minds?
Are the bubbline shippers in the room with us, anon?
I could not care less about Bubbline if I tried, whether positively or negatively, but keeping yourself that I'm one of the haters if it makes you sleep better at night.
It's unreal I saw one of them in an unrelated thread mentioning finncels lmao
It’s all they have
>seething Finncels
Nope. Not even close it's just annoying to see this shit leak into other threads completely unrelated to adventure time.
Winners don’t get defensive at people questioning them
So when is everyone gonna drop the pretenses and turn all the AT women into town bicycles for their headcanon to make their favorite character look like more of a chad and their least favorite character look more pathetic, because there's clearly enough of the required autism here to do that.
Huntress Wizard is canonically used goods and they split up because she wanted to become even MORE used goods first
Finn doesnt need to be with anyone his true love is adventure and his best bro jake
>PB and Marcy got together
>Simon never gets to live a normal life with Betty
>Normal Man never gets to see Margols again
>Finn dies alone
Straightmensisters… our response?
Why do you all hate my boy Finn so much?
They're agps that self insert into Marceline or Bubblegum so that they can fantasize about being a real girl
Their constant self insert accusation is obvious projection.
Don't mind them.
Maybe it's certain anon that hate him than any other anons itt?
Why do people complain about what the writers did to Finn when the writers seem to all have daddy issues? The consistent theme is that bad fathers are rampant
The thing is, they don't. The bad dad thing is just a coincidence. I remember an interview with kent Osborne where he said he didn't know how that became a recurring theme, and that he loves his dad.
Honestly I like fubbline cause I just wanna see some mff content. It's practically non existant outside of porn and fanfics.
Finn just wouldn't be able to survive all the fricked up painful kinky shit that PB and Marcy do to each other
Also, Finn is canonically a masochist so the only thing he would enjoy is pain
I'm still upset how those two never got each other.
>Watching Adventure Time after "Frost and Fire"
I shooby dooby doo
Im surprised there was no real human villain in adventure time
dr. gross, sorta. Also Patience.
Is patience even a human? I thought she was ice
yeah, she's human. The elementals of her time were all human.
nta, but she is human, she's just an elemental incarnation.
Reminder that Finn is the reason why humans die out in the next 1000 years
Thanks Finn.
Why did Finn become a pacifist homosexual like Steven did in the last 2 seasons of adventure time? It bevcame pointless because he then reverted back to his previous/younger self of just killing everything.
>liberal agenda driven writers
Finn honestly dodged a bullet for not dating with these two.
Why? Because one might eat him if she gets hungry and the other might forget he even exists while making some kind of abomination?
Huh? He's blasting the frick out his niece, though?
It was Simon who was plowing Bronwyn, not Finn.
>Simon
>plowing anyone
Uh huh. Sure.
Simon got a redemption arc and will probably find a new love interest. Finn, on the other hand, will only get scraps like a pig
He must’ve plowed Betty at one point.
A dog is fine too
Will the finncels ever learn to let go?
Reminder that Simon became the protagonist, meanwhile Finn is now a side character that no one cares about
Good news for me as I’m a Simon self inserter.
Simon became the protagonist of a mini series that is over now. Next AT related content will be either Bubbline, F&C or F&J oriented.
Jake, is dead, so Finn is not longer relevant
Probably F&C since that's an easy sell to executives.
Reminder that Fionna is proof that if Princess Bubblegum or Huntress Wizard got BLACKED in front of Finn then Finn would cuck out to her pathetically and simp for her every choice and still do whatever she says like a cuck and say how brave and amazing they are to frick other men in front of him
Finn is canonically like this now
How is fionna proof for that
Simon is more loved, captivating and sympathetic to the audience than Finn’s cuck relationships
and your point is?
The writers enjoy making Simon episodes more than Finn episodes
Video aside, i really like the insight on this user comments here. I didn't know greek had these multiple definitions of love thing. Pretty neat info here.
Is Adventure Time worth watching?
We were robbed of the AT x Regular Show crossover
finn haters = transbians
Finn will become a transbian, muto confirmed it
Finncels= neckbeards
PB gets to bang this baddie btw.
She can drink my blood any day.
>self-inserters seething that Finn didn't get a harem
>literal NTRgays that get off to the idea of Finn getting cucked
Why are you people like this? I honestly don't know which is worse
I don't self-insert and Finn shouldn't get a harem, but it's a fact that PB owes him her hand in marriage.
PB was never attracted to Finn
Irrelevant.
She doesn’t owe Finn anything, finncel
>made him waste his youth head over heels for her, all because she’d rather lead him all than be open and turn him down
She owes him sex.
She didn’t lead anyone on freak
Yes she did.
Oh autistic Finncel, just because she kissed Finn in the CHEEKS doesn’t mean she’s attracted to them. She also promised a kiss to the winner of the battle of the wizards, does that mean she is attracted to everytime there too?
This kiss
has romantic undertones. And the wizard battle kiss she gave Finn is different from the obligated one she would have given a random, as she specifically gave it to him for being sweet instead of winning. PB led Finn on and now she owes him sex since nobody else wants a one armed virgin.
She totally did tho
Schizo.
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Why are these people so dumb?
I have no idea what this is?
>Show concept starts out simple enough
>Hero saves a princess from an evil wizard (but the princess is actually kind of bad and the wizard is actually kind of good)
>Hmm this character is starting to get boring now
>Lets give him 10 different love interests but have them all end in failure because that's the only way to develop a character and a miserable character is automatically more interesting right
Love can be really weird in Adventure Time.
That cat look oddly like Simon.
I cope by dropping this show when I couldn't even make it through the Breezy episode and never watched anything beyond that.
>ice queen
>she's incredibly hot
????