Reddit's obsession with denying that baldness makes you uglier is so weird
Even worse is how they trash Musk for his transplant because they know they are too poor to have one that good
Shaving your head bald is for losers. And so are beards.
Literally all nerdy spergs over 30 rock that "fat knobhead + unkempt hobo beard" look in despearte hopes of looking like kratos for their wife's son.
Pretty sure zoomers and gen alpha are big time disgusted by that look already.
>Literally all nerdy spergs over 30 rock that "fat knobhead + unkempt hobo beard" look in despearte hopes of looking like kratos
It's just laziness, anon
Too lazy to shave the beard daily
Too lazy to fuss about with top-hair daily
Shave the top, keep the bottom.
And stroking a bead feels right.
It's the internet, it fricks with people's head, they get obsessed about things no one cares and try to make normal things seem horrible defects
Just take a look at Cinemaphile, or better, don't, because this is already a Cinemaphile thread
>Even worse is how they trash Musk for his transplant because they know they are too poor to have one that good
that's not why they trash the hair transplant shit
Trashing Musk for his transplant has less to do with baldness and more to do with wanting to trash Musk because he's a fricking twat.
I also wouldn't normally make fun of someone's wonky eye, but I'll call Bezos out on it every time...fricker looks like he's making two different facial expressions depending on what half you look at.
Those are all extremely charismatic individuals. Charisma will make anything look good. You got guys out there missing limbs and still pulling tail because they got that charisma. And frick me, don't I know. I'm pretty much my father in a lot of respects. I look like him, I sound like him, I have his autism. Pretty much the only two things I didn't get are his male pattern baldness, and his charisma. My father is the most socially capable autist I've ever met, and I've seen him do it. It's like he has a sixth sense that tells him how to approach people in a way that makes them love him. And of course he's been in shape all of his life. I've seen pictures from when he was young, and it looked like someone took a balding nerd's head and screwed it onto a body builder's body. Today he looks 20 years younger than he actually is, and is in better shape than most people who actually are 20 years younger. But he's bald, and has been for most of his life.
I have hair. But I'd trade it for charisma any day of the week.
if you go around wearing a hat 24/7, people know. they dont even have to see it. i knew a dude who wears a baseball cap every single second of every day of his life, indoors and out. our work uniform is scrubs. it stands out. now in my mind he's just "that guy who wore a beat up old hat all the time to hide being bald" instead of just a regular, albeit cranky, dude
>people know
You fricking think? The point of a hat isn't to hide baldness, it's to balance out the head shape for people with top-heavy heads, which is what hair normally does.
This. Balding makes a lot of people less attractive. Being uglier objectively makes life worse. You wonder if you will have the same job opportunities, the same friends, the same love life, if you will be more alone. Then you feel worse for being so superficial.
You're not kratos, you're not walter white, you're not the rock, you're not even shrek. You'll be like every other chubby goatee clade mozarella with a ugly hat.
I look at my family where all the blood relatives, including my grandfather, all have full heads of hair, and I sleep soundly knowing I will never be bald.
>Baldness is strongly associate with the AR gene found on the “X” chromosome. A large study looking at 12,806 men of European ancestry found that people with the gene had more than twice the risk of developing MPB than people without it.
>However, this isn’t the only gene that determines whether you’ll go bald. A 2017 review found 63 genes that may play a role in male pattern baldness, with only six of them found on the “X” chromosome.
>Research has also found that more than 80 percent of people experiencing noticeable balding had a father who also lost their hair.
I’m fat, extremely pale, and under 6 feet tall but dammit I have extremely thick and fast-growing hair and I’m extremely grateful for it every single day.
I shave it myself instead of getting haircuts but then let it grow out again. I only end up shaving my head two to three times a year these days since my hair grows so slow
My dad shaved it all off in his 30s and he looks great (he's 54 now). He also takes care of himself and has a great relationship with my mom. I do not understand the rampant insecurity around baldness in this thread. Maybe the problem is that people who feel like they are forced to do it have no confidence around it, and that's what shows.
Well then there's the fricking problem. get in shape and take care of your body, and it won't matter if you're bald. But I guess it's easier to adopt a doomer mentality that it won't matter anyways, so you excuse yourself from having to try.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Well then there's the fricking problem
no fricking shit. I just said that.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I know that you know, anon. My frustration is that others in this thread would rather b***h than do something about it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Life's pretty miserable with 2 meals per day and no snacks. I was happier when I was training at the gym and eating regularly.
Keep your hair short so it doesn't stress the root and wear out. Eat plenty of eggs, nuts, seeds, and meats, including fish. Avoid stress, sleep well, etc. You should also switch to a brand called "live clean" for bath products. My hair loss is genetic and started when I was 15 just like my dad. Those same hormones give me thick, fast growing facial hair so I can pull off the shaved look and use my hair care advice on my face.
I have the opposite problem, I'm in my 30s and outside of my hairline migrating a smidge my hair is just as thick as it's always been but I can't grow facial hair worth a shit. Just the most pitiful mustache imaginable and nothing on the front of the chin.
Keep your hair short so it doesn't stress the root and wear out. Eat plenty of eggs, nuts, seeds, and meats, including fish. Avoid stress, sleep well, etc. You should also switch to a brand called "live clean" for bath products. My hair loss is genetic and started when I was 15 just like my dad. Those same hormones give me thick, fast growing facial hair so I can pull off the shaved look and use my hair care advice on my face.
I have the opposite problem, I'm in my 30s and outside of my hairline migrating a smidge my hair is just as thick as it's always been but I can't grow facial hair worth a shit. Just the most pitiful mustache imaginable and nothing on the front of the chin.
Vitamins and biotin maxing for hair growth. Also Zync if you want to shoot rope
bald + beard is the new combover. you're not fooling anyone. nobody is looking at your ugly ass beard and not noticing that you're bald as frick. we all know it wasn't a choice you would have made if you felt you had any other option, and when we see a bald guy with a caveman beard grown out all we see is someone who was so insecure about their baldness that they shaped their entire visual identity around it. you become defined by your baldness
even if you have a receding hairline its not that fricking big a deal. if you're complete front to back, all i can say is put effort into yourself otherwise and go for Walter Skinner
Thinning hair literally looks gross to me though. Combovers and the bald+beard combo are shameful but they don't make me gag like a dude who has like 5 straggling hairs in the top of his head.
damn bro the man is average, but everyone has brainrot from social media nowadays and average isn't good enough and is ugly now.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>everyone
stop projecting
5 months ago
Anonymous
pretty much everyone on Cinemaphile >average height? manlet >average looks? uggo >average dick? dicklet >average income? poorgay
5 months ago
Anonymous
>average income? poorgay
this one is true though
5 months ago
Anonymous
if you have a roof over your head and steady income you're doing better than most of the world regardless. sorry you're not a rich good looking influencer or content creator but the vast majority of people aren't, zoomie.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>if you have a roof over your head and steady income you're doing better than most of the world regardless.
is this how average income gays cope? >sorry you're not a rich good looking influencer or content creator but the vast majority of people aren't, zoomie.
lmao now you are just projecting. Drink some water dude
5 months ago
Anonymous
Capitalist slave.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He looks reasonable in the specific image you posted when he was in his 20s from a very specific angle in a god damned music video.
The back of his head is unusually flat and the guy tends to look kind of portly. Again, I dig what he does and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness was one of the most important albums to my teenage brain, but a sex symbol he is not.
5 months ago
Anonymous
literally nobody is saying he's a sex symbol. he's average. if you saw him on the street and he wasn't famous he'd just blend into the crowd like most people.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not a chance. Have you ever actually seen him in person? He's a gangly tall weirdo. There's not chance he'd just blend.
5 months ago
Anonymous
6'3" is not bizarrely tall. you'll see tons of dudes that height outside in any larger city in the west.
Corgan used to look like a average handsome guy when he didnt shave.
He just probably shaved his head bald to look more like a freak so he could do his xenobite cosplay.
No, he was clearly already balding here which I'm guessing is sometime between late Gish and early Siamese Dream. He shaved his head so he wouldn't have to go through the awkward "balding rockstar" phase at like 28.
As a bald guy with a beard, I keep the beard because my wife likes it and I suffer from baby face, so instead of looking like a deranged pedophile I simple look like gay guy at a muscle beach. Both aren’t what I’d like but I’d rather look gay than a pedo.
there was an interviewer who asked gene roddenberry >Surely by the 24th century, they would have found a cure for male pattern baldness
he responded with >by the 24th century, no one will care
he's right, making fun of men for something they have no control over is silly, you should make fun of them because they're idiots
star trek was also a masturbatory fantasy of pressing a button and getting free shit, although granted when there are angry ass aliens people will care less about hair
>tfw great hair genes
My Grandfather was 85 when he died had a full set of hair and only white on the sides, my father is 67 and still has a full set of thick hair and no whiting either
People like this blame their looks when the real problem is that they're such joyless, miserable sacks of shit that it just radiates out from them. There's no fricking life in their eyes. No soul. I've met some very ugly people who have wonderful genuine smiles, and I've met conventionally attractive people who just emit a sensation far worse than being unpleasant to look at. It is unpleasant to know they are alive.
No you don't understand it's such a problem having everyone think you're young OH WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO FEEL LIKE A CREEPY OLD MAN DESPITE BEING THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE ROOM!
I remember when I heard this guy got shot, it's a real shame too it destroyed his brother so hard he relapsed into being a NeoNazi then became a Hulk for a little while.
yeah, sucks that i had girls riding on top of me cause i had lush hair, i should have buzzed and worn a helmet and drooled on myself for a pity handjob
The baldness isn’t the problem, it’s the lack of confidence. You can have all the hair in the world and it doesn’t matter if you’re a mopey spineless sad sack 24/7
Fit is legitimately the one thread on Cinemaphile I'm terrified of actually visiting, knowing the people who use the sight, the mental image I have of the thread was always something like this
>losers kicking people while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly >already miserable people looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
>losers kicking people while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly >already miserable people looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
That's every board, anon
Not really, co has elements of this but is mostly a shitty lawless land that gets raped by political grifters and general low quality """discourse""" because the moderation team is beyond dogshit its not funny
Most of Cinemaphile at least right now is just right wing twitter with all the trappings of twitter.
>losers kicking people while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly >already miserable people looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
That's every board, anon
>[manga fans] kicking [anime fans] while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly
And you got Cinemaphile >already miserable [gamers] looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
And you got Cinemaphile
Literally every single board is a variation of this.
I never really thought of bald guys as lesser, kinda just associated balding guys with dads past their prime, bald dudes with badass buddy guards and that's really it
I'd comment on what I'm seeing in the thread but it's 4 Chan, I didn't expect anything less
Every pot has a lid. It'd possible she does like it.
It's also possible that she knows that while you had shaved your head, you were always self-conscious about it and wants to be supportive and build up your self-esteem.
My gf used to tell me she absolutely loved my big old wizard beard to the point that I thought she was really into dudes with beards. Then I cut it off and she's since expressed that she prefers me not having a beard. Turns out she's just really supportive.
>La Roja returned from the Netherlands with their first trophy in over decade on Monday night, and were given a racous reception back in Madrid, with a few notable exceptions. Gavi was met with anti-Barcelona chants as he took to the microphone, while de la Fuente was insulted due to his being bald. Chants of ‘bald, bald, bald’ could be heard at the WiZink Arena as he was about to speak. Later in the week he admitted he was not happy with it, as was covered by MD.
>“You couldn’t hear well. Behind all the speakers and such, you could not hear it well. Those things bother me. Rude manners and disrespect bother me. There were 20 maniacs who were being annoying. It always happens in these places, that a few people are irritating and the rest are silent. There was a magical atmosphere, but this is objectionable and denounceable. What would have happened if someone had yelled ‘black, black, black’…?”
Bald homosexuals should have the decency to not reproduce. Anyone with obvious defects shouldn't, for that matter. But of course people are selfish fricks.
>Have had a thick head of curls for years and was the one thing about myself I liked. >It's recently started receding at a rapid rate.
I'm going to end up looking like Larry David soon and I don't think I can handle it.
>be 24 years old with good head out hair >notice hairline start receding quite a bit >eventually stops but now have a pretty wicked widows peak >dad's hair line is also quite extreme but the rest of his hair looks good >both my grandpa's have long good looking heads of hair while in their 70's >some hopeium that I should still be fine and not to worry too much >some months ago start noticing a lot of strands of hair in my hands after shampooing my hair >can lightly pinch the top of my hair and pull out a few strands no problem
Is it over for me bros? I didn't think it was actually going to happen to me.
I've had a widow's peak since I was a little kid. When I was 5 I remember popping the collar of my tiny polo shirt and walking around pretending I was Count Duckula because of it.
The peak has gotten deeper now that I'm older, but it does make it difficult to figure out how far my hair has actually receded. I used to joke that I should tattoo a dot where the back of the peak is now so I can track it.
Little bit of dirt fliration but yeah anon was right evolution is sometimes less about what gets you laid and more about what doesn't stop you. Ear hair isn't a major impediment to cavemen getting down so the trait remained in a lot of populations
Evolution isn't purposeful in that not everything has a 'reason'. There are some traits that will give an entity an advantage under certain circumstances so that trait may be favored, but there are other traits that can also be passed that are neither positive nor negative. If a trait doesn't negatively affect an entity's chance of fricking, then it will get passed to the next generation.
nose and ear hair did not prevent our ancestors from knocking up women. alternatively those with nose and ear hair were better at knocking up women than those without it for some other, tangential reason.
nose and ear hair did not prevent our ancestors from knocking up women. alternatively those with nose and ear hair were better at knocking up women than those without it for some other, tangential reason.
If something doesn't happen until after you're of prime breeding age evolution doesn't give a frick about it. Think of those pigs whose tusks grow into their brains when they're old.
>coping about going for the literal troony route
Anon, this is the saddest shit I've read all month. you chose the only worse option than balding.
Enjoy the breasts, I guess
What's with the hate for guys who shave their head?
Balding and receding hairlines are ugly and it's better to just accept that fact and go smooth, it just looks better. Like, what's with the cops regarding comb overs and stubbornly denying the fact that you are already bald? Don't fight it, accept it.
It's true though. There is no decent looking haircut for balding men.
You either embrace the baldness and keep it short, cope by going completely bald or let it grow because you have given up on ever attracting a partner.
>you either embrace the baldness and keep it short
This is a cope. >let it grow because you have given up on ever attracting a partner
This is also a cope. None of these options are actually going to undo anything. The decision you've made will not change what has happened and you will be in the same position as before. This is not an exit.
You do realize that screaming "THAT'S COPE, YOU'RE COPING, AAAIIIEEEE" at every person whom you disagree with does nothing but make you look like a gigantic moron, right?
The more you think about the predicament you're in, the worse your mind will become. Don't think about it. It shouldn't bother you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
That sounds like what the people just accepting baldness are doing. You're still gonna groom yourself, whether you keep your hair short or long is irrelevant, they're not building their identity around being bald, just accepting it.
>always had thick hair that was unruly and impossible to work with >just kept it buzzed >hair line has been receding this year
I've always hated my hair and I'll hate when it's gone.
It's always been pretty normal on Cinemaphile to laud what you have especially when the others are experiencing misery over it. Further encouraged by the somewhat recent desperate-to-be-chad culture shit.
>have Code Lyoko-tier forehead and a scalp like a russet potato >have had long, wavy hair all my life so I can hide my shame >hair started receding a few years back
I was born with a cowlick, but its nearly gone now.
>Lost my hair at 22 >Didn't get attention from women before >Then they literally laughed at me every time theu saw me >After another 6 years the single mothers were finally willing to give me attention >Still bald and single to this day
[...]
People like this blame their looks when the real problem is that they're such joyless, miserable sacks of shit that it just radiates out from them. There's no fricking life in their eyes. No soul. I've met some very ugly people who have wonderful genuine smiles, and I've met conventionally attractive people who just emit a sensation far worse than being unpleasant to look at. It is unpleasant to know they are alive.
People can smell if you're a sad sack of shit or insecure and spergy.
Thet type of guy to obsess over hair loss and his hair and looks will most likely come over as off-putting and creepy compared to a charming guy like bill murray who just rocks his baldness.
It's propaganda meant to incite mental anguish in men and destroy what has been called "the manosphere". Same with
You're not kratos, you're not walter white, you're not the rock, you're not even shrek. You'll be like every other chubby goatee clade mozarella with a ugly hat.
and
Is that some wholesome walkable heckin capterino picardo?
Yasss imagine if he grew a beard, he'd look like kratos, so bada**
>propaganda means conspiracy
If you make a sign telling someone to end themselves it's propaganda. You don't need a think tank or funding for that. Just a corrupted soul.
Get over yourself badly no one's out to get you just because they mock your pathetic hairline. You could show some maturity and just get over it, or go the /misc/ route and cry about your imagined persecution at the hands of "propagandists" with "corrupted souls".
Sadly a lot of men think taking any care of yourself whatsoever = feminine boyish immature stupid, just be a disgusting slob that shits himself and own it with le confidence
this thread has taught me that many men that are my age are bald
im sorry baldies
20 years ago we would have jumped on the same trampoline
but now here i stand with a full head of hair while you suffer in extreme bald
I had a roommate who kept crying about how he was going bald at 24 and I told him to shave it off and he did and he got laid that weekend.
But I only told him to shave it so he would shut the frick up and stop crying. The real secret is to stop giving a frick about your hair and do the barest of minimums to make it look half presentable to the public. I run my hand through my hair, look in a mirror, and if it looks alright enough that's all I fricking do. If not I might comb it.
It's just hair.
Never shaving it. Denial to the end.
Based I'll go for a george costanza or a tony soprano hair style. Or if I'm feeling dicey I'll let the back grow out like Fraiser.
Shaving your head bald is for losers. And so are beards.
Literally all nerdy spergs over 30 rock that "fat knobhead + unkempt hobo beard" look in despearte hopes of looking like kratos for their wife's son.
Pretty sure zoomers and gen alpha are big time disgusted by that look already.
>Literally all nerdy spergs over 30 rock that "fat knobhead + unkempt hobo beard" look in despearte hopes of looking like kratos
It's just laziness, anon
Too lazy to shave the beard daily
Too lazy to fuss about with top-hair daily
Shave the top, keep the bottom.
And stroking a bead feels right.
Reddit's obsession with denying that baldness makes you uglier is so weird
Even worse is how they trash Musk for his transplant because they know they are too poor to have one that good
as a man who isn’t balding, all of you who have anything to say about balding are all fricking insane. It’s like a meme with you people
It's the internet, it fricks with people's head, they get obsessed about things no one cares and try to make normal things seem horrible defects
Just take a look at Cinemaphile, or better, don't, because this is already a Cinemaphile thread
When did Cinemaphile turn into /LULZ/ 2.0?
When people realized that having big muscles doesn't solve your problems.
Let's make it Cinemaphile by posting cartoon bald fricks
>as a X
Go back.
your implants are not real Elias.
>Even worse is how they trash Musk for his transplant because they know they are too poor to have one that good
that's not why they trash the hair transplant shit
Trashing Musk for his transplant has less to do with baldness and more to do with wanting to trash Musk because he's a fricking twat.
I also wouldn't normally make fun of someone's wonky eye, but I'll call Bezos out on it every time...fricker looks like he's making two different facial expressions depending on what half you look at.
Wasting your time malding about millionaires ruining your life only stresses you out.
Calm down, trancel.
>Reddit's obsession with denying that baldness makes you uglier is so weird
Dwayne, Patrick Stewart, Jason Statham, Vin diesel, Mark strong, etc
Is that some wholesome walkable heckin capterino picardo?
Yasss imagine if he grew a beard, he'd look like kratos, so bada**
Those are all extremely charismatic individuals. Charisma will make anything look good. You got guys out there missing limbs and still pulling tail because they got that charisma. And frick me, don't I know. I'm pretty much my father in a lot of respects. I look like him, I sound like him, I have his autism. Pretty much the only two things I didn't get are his male pattern baldness, and his charisma. My father is the most socially capable autist I've ever met, and I've seen him do it. It's like he has a sixth sense that tells him how to approach people in a way that makes them love him. And of course he's been in shape all of his life. I've seen pictures from when he was young, and it looked like someone took a balding nerd's head and screwed it onto a body builder's body. Today he looks 20 years younger than he actually is, and is in better shape than most people who actually are 20 years younger. But he's bald, and has been for most of his life.
I have hair. But I'd trade it for charisma any day of the week.
Own balding, but never giving up. I will have 3 strands of hair like that ed edd and eddy guy before I shave.
same, as bad as it looks I know that bald is worse
>shaving
ngmi
Who else /comb-over/ chad?
Some people can pull off the bald look. The majority can't. In a worst-case scenario, find a tasteful hat.
if you go around wearing a hat 24/7, people know. they dont even have to see it. i knew a dude who wears a baseball cap every single second of every day of his life, indoors and out. our work uniform is scrubs. it stands out. now in my mind he's just "that guy who wore a beat up old hat all the time to hide being bald" instead of just a regular, albeit cranky, dude
>people know
You fricking think? The point of a hat isn't to hide baldness, it's to balance out the head shape for people with top-heavy heads, which is what hair normally does.
weird cope
zoomer
It takes the right-shaped head to pull off the bald look. And by “right-shaped”, I mean “egg-shaped”. If you’re not an egghead, it ain’t gonna work.
It's rare that a guy in good shape can't pull off the bald look.
If you're hair is thinning, hit the gym.
This. Balding makes a lot of people less attractive. Being uglier objectively makes life worse. You wonder if you will have the same job opportunities, the same friends, the same love life, if you will be more alone. Then you feel worse for being so superficial.
Bill Murray has been balding since his early 20s and he's more charismatic than any constipated looking bald coper and looksmaxxxer.
You're goddamn right.
You're not kratos, you're not walter white, you're not the rock, you're not even shrek. You'll be like every other chubby goatee clade mozarella with a ugly hat.
>I look way better bald
>It's too much work to keep it up.
No one tells you how much work it is to have to shave every fricking day.
Meh unless you are in the army or something you can get away with just doing a once over with a trimmer.
As a beardgay getting shit stuck in my beard in the worst
I look at my family where all the blood relatives, including my grandfather, all have full heads of hair, and I sleep soundly knowing I will never be bald.
Only Maternal Grandfather counts.
The gene is tied to the X chromosome.
>Baldness is strongly associate with the AR gene found on the “X” chromosome. A large study looking at 12,806 men of European ancestry found that people with the gene had more than twice the risk of developing MPB than people without it.
>However, this isn’t the only gene that determines whether you’ll go bald. A 2017 review found 63 genes that may play a role in male pattern baldness, with only six of them found on the “X” chromosome.
>Research has also found that more than 80 percent of people experiencing noticeable balding had a father who also lost their hair.
I’m fat, extremely pale, and under 6 feet tall but dammit I have extremely thick and fast-growing hair and I’m extremely grateful for it every single day.
I shave it myself instead of getting haircuts but then let it grow out again. I only end up shaving my head two to three times a year these days since my hair grows so slow
Why do baldies always make it everyones problem? Just don't get the balding gene, chud.
They don’t realize we don’t hate them nearly as much as they hate themselves
Show top of head bruh
quiet, mutt!
Why is it that you just know this guy has a crustache?
Good morning sirs
At least I have a face instead of a featureless white void
Dawg, you've been posting this pic on /adv/ and /soc/ for years. Have you gotten pussy yet?
I can’t imagine the shame of being brown
All men in my family have gone bald apart from me. Both my brothers were driven mad by it. My father killed himself at 46.
ah shit why didnt I think of that
What can I do to avoid going bald? is it all genetics?
Yes. My father had male pattern baldness by 25, and so do I.
I dislike it, but at least I also inherited his great beard genes.
My father went bald at 52, so I guess I share the same fate.
My dad shaved it all off in his 30s and he looks great (he's 54 now). He also takes care of himself and has a great relationship with my mom. I do not understand the rampant insecurity around baldness in this thread. Maybe the problem is that people who feel like they are forced to do it have no confidence around it, and that's what shows.
If you're in shape, going bald isn't really a big deal.
Most of the people in this thread are not in good shape.
Well then there's the fricking problem. get in shape and take care of your body, and it won't matter if you're bald. But I guess it's easier to adopt a doomer mentality that it won't matter anyways, so you excuse yourself from having to try.
>Well then there's the fricking problem
no fricking shit. I just said that.
I know that you know, anon. My frustration is that others in this thread would rather b***h than do something about it.
Life's pretty miserable with 2 meals per day and no snacks. I was happier when I was training at the gym and eating regularly.
>60 y/o father has full head of hair
>think I'm safe
>brother has a bald patch at 30
My hair is good so far but I have nightmares about losing it
you might be safe, I'm balding but my older brothers aren't
>Full heads of hair for at least five generations
>I'm quickly balding from the front at 34
You just never know.
Yes.
You can take hormone medication to slow the effects, but there is no 100% cure.
I think this video could point you in the right direction, but also yes
haha holy shit what is this fricking scam?
hair loss is caused by having too much dihydrotestostrone. it's a genetic and hormonal issue.
a wig
Keep your hair short so it doesn't stress the root and wear out. Eat plenty of eggs, nuts, seeds, and meats, including fish. Avoid stress, sleep well, etc. You should also switch to a brand called "live clean" for bath products. My hair loss is genetic and started when I was 15 just like my dad. Those same hormones give me thick, fast growing facial hair so I can pull off the shaved look and use my hair care advice on my face.
I have the opposite problem, I'm in my 30s and outside of my hairline migrating a smidge my hair is just as thick as it's always been but I can't grow facial hair worth a shit. Just the most pitiful mustache imaginable and nothing on the front of the chin.
Who's malding, dumbass? Laughing at a billionaire moron is a universal passtime.
A time machine to get different parents.
If you are rich as frick you can get hair plugs
Vitamins and biotin maxing for hair growth. Also Zync if you want to shoot rope
Aah my dear good friend mr Garibaldi
Looking like a hired goon is still an upgrade from looking like a hospital ward escapee.
bald + beard is the new combover. you're not fooling anyone. nobody is looking at your ugly ass beard and not noticing that you're bald as frick. we all know it wasn't a choice you would have made if you felt you had any other option, and when we see a bald guy with a caveman beard grown out all we see is someone who was so insecure about their baldness that they shaped their entire visual identity around it. you become defined by your baldness
even if you have a receding hairline its not that fricking big a deal. if you're complete front to back, all i can say is put effort into yourself otherwise and go for Walter Skinner
Does it only count as bald if you actually shave your head? I would have thought a high enough hairline would count.
Thinning hair literally looks gross to me though. Combovers and the bald+beard combo are shameful but they don't make me gag like a dude who has like 5 straggling hairs in the top of his head.
> bald+beard combo are shameful
Bald+no beard looks worse
Only if you have a BMI of above 20
>using this uncle fester looking motherfricker as your example
Billy Corgan is a lot of things, but an attractive man he is not.
damn bro the man is average, but everyone has brainrot from social media nowadays and average isn't good enough and is ugly now.
>everyone
stop projecting
pretty much everyone on Cinemaphile
>average height? manlet
>average looks? uggo
>average dick? dicklet
>average income? poorgay
>average income? poorgay
this one is true though
if you have a roof over your head and steady income you're doing better than most of the world regardless. sorry you're not a rich good looking influencer or content creator but the vast majority of people aren't, zoomie.
>if you have a roof over your head and steady income you're doing better than most of the world regardless.
is this how average income gays cope?
>sorry you're not a rich good looking influencer or content creator but the vast majority of people aren't, zoomie.
lmao now you are just projecting. Drink some water dude
Capitalist slave.
He looks reasonable in the specific image you posted when he was in his 20s from a very specific angle in a god damned music video.
The back of his head is unusually flat and the guy tends to look kind of portly. Again, I dig what he does and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness was one of the most important albums to my teenage brain, but a sex symbol he is not.
literally nobody is saying he's a sex symbol. he's average. if you saw him on the street and he wasn't famous he'd just blend into the crowd like most people.
Not a chance. Have you ever actually seen him in person? He's a gangly tall weirdo. There's not chance he'd just blend.
6'3" is not bizarrely tall. you'll see tons of dudes that height outside in any larger city in the west.
he would be handsome if he lost the weight
Corgan used to look like a average handsome guy when he didnt shave.
He just probably shaved his head bald to look more like a freak so he could do his xenobite cosplay.
No, he was clearly already balding here which I'm guessing is sometime between late Gish and early Siamese Dream. He shaved his head so he wouldn't have to go through the awkward "balding rockstar" phase at like 28.
As a bald guy with a beard, I keep the beard because my wife likes it and I suffer from baby face, so instead of looking like a deranged pedophile I simple look like gay guy at a muscle beach. Both aren’t what I’d like but I’d rather look gay than a pedo.
Do you guys have dents in your heads or something? Why would being bald be significantly worse?
there was an interviewer who asked gene roddenberry
>Surely by the 24th century, they would have found a cure for male pattern baldness
he responded with
>by the 24th century, no one will care
he's right, making fun of men for something they have no control over is silly, you should make fun of them because they're idiots
Picard shaves his head, doesn't he
so he must care a little
star trek was also a masturbatory fantasy of pressing a button and getting free shit, although granted when there are angry ass aliens people will care less about hair
Just get breast implants. People will still notice your hair loss but they'll be talking about your massive breasts.
Just do chest exercises 5 mins a day, you will have better breasts than most guys in months
>berg
That explains it.
KEEEK
reddit advice can either go shit or great.
>tfw great hair genes
My Grandfather was 85 when he died had a full set of hair and only white on the sides, my father is 67 and still has a full set of thick hair and no whiting either
The bald gene comes from your mother's father.
yeah I don't belive that woke science shit
shave everything. It will look good
KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK
People like this blame their looks when the real problem is that they're such joyless, miserable sacks of shit that it just radiates out from them. There's no fricking life in their eyes. No soul. I've met some very ugly people who have wonderful genuine smiles, and I've met conventionally attractive people who just emit a sensation far worse than being unpleasant to look at. It is unpleasant to know they are alive.
what was ugly about them
shel silverstein had a lovely poem about this. It really is true that people with ugly spirits emanate it in away that you cant get away from.
>they're such joyless, miserable sacks of shit that it just radiates out from them.
they were probably mistreated growing up
Judge-looking motherfricker
Remember, never take advice from the internet
Especially from Cinemaphile
His issue is a pretty bad case of babyface. Like he will look 14 for the rest of his life
Hairstyle doesn't matter
I'd love to have that "issue"
No you don't understand it's such a problem having everyone think you're young OH WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO FEEL LIKE A CREEPY OLD MAN DESPITE BEING THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE ROOM!
Baby faces peak at 30 or so when they can still crush college dicky and get carded buying beer
He looks like a girl on the top
I remember when I heard this guy got shot, it's a real shame too it destroyed his brother so hard he relapsed into being a NeoNazi then became a Hulk for a little while.
>That face
Just track down one of the many covert female pedophiles and you're in for life. Simple.
Wait I like a buzz cut because I don’t like long hair. Is that bad?
If you have babyface, yes
Buzzcut unironically makes anyone look like a deranged chud.
Just get whatever bill murray has.
holy shit its the guy from trainspotting
Ewan McGregor?
He actually looks better with the buzz cut.
what? He looks better after.
he looks like a fricking aspie dork, when i had hair like on the left girls would NOT leave me alone
He looked like a middle aged woman with long hair.
>when i had hair like on the left girls would NOT leave me alone
My condolences.
yeah, sucks that i had girls riding on top of me cause i had lush hair, i should have buzzed and worn a helmet and drooled on myself for a pity handjob
She cute.
I'm so envious of people with nice hair
>not taking anti-androgens and estrogen to combat balding
Get on my level
PLEASE be my trans gf
Not trans, just a man taking specific chemicals to avoid looking like NL
How old were you when you started?
22
I'm 21 and I am planning to start soon.
I'd legitimately advise against it unless you're some sort of troony in denial. Just take finasteride
Testing frick
The baldness isn’t the problem, it’s the lack of confidence. You can have all the hair in the world and it doesn’t matter if you’re a mopey spineless sad sack 24/7
whatever you say baldy
baldy with kids. if my george-costanza-looking-ass can get laid, what's your excuse?
>ugly people are... le ugly!
hilarious. really.
this reads like a fricking Cinemaphile thread lmao
needs more immensely fat people deluding themselves into thinking their beards mean they have a jawline now
Not nearly enough 0.5pl8 DYELs posting about how much they hate women
Fit is legitimately the one thread on Cinemaphile I'm terrified of actually visiting, knowing the people who use the sight, the mental image I have of the thread was always something like this
>losers kicking people while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly
>already miserable people looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
that can be used to describe all of Cinemaphile and most of leddit.
Not really, co has elements of this but is mostly a shitty lawless land that gets raped by political grifters and general low quality """discourse""" because the moderation team is beyond dogshit its not funny
Most of Cinemaphile at least right now is just right wing twitter with all the trappings of twitter.
5/10
>losers kicking people while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly
>already miserable people looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
That's every board, anon
>[manga fans] kicking [anime fans] while they're down because they themselves got treated poorly
And you got Cinemaphile
>already miserable [gamers] looking to enable/indulge their misery instead of trying their dampest to circumvent it
And you got Cinemaphile
Literally every single board is a variation of this.
you want a good laugh, go to the fashion thread. Nothing better than a bunch of autismos arguing over who dresses better.
It's none of them
He's right you know.
I'd rather have 0 friends than ever drink alcohol.
man you are not fun at all.
And you've achieved your dreams.
What are you talking about? We're all his friends
why are you setting up the two scenarios as if it's a dichotomy?
The fact that you have no friends has nothing to do with not drinking.
The fact that you think it's either one or the other outed you as a friendless gay
>I don't like thng, so if hundreds of millions of people say they do like thing, they must all be lying
Deep
literally me
It's almost 2024. Just get a hair transplant if you were cursed with bald genes.
I never really thought of bald guys as lesser, kinda just associated balding guys with dads past their prime, bald dudes with badass buddy guards and that's really it
I'd comment on what I'm seeing in the thread but it's 4 Chan, I didn't expect anything less
I used to shave or buzz my hair but my wife likes this shit for some reason.
Does she call you daddy?
Every pot has a lid. It'd possible she does like it.
It's also possible that she knows that while you had shaved your head, you were always self-conscious about it and wants to be supportive and build up your self-esteem.
My gf used to tell me she absolutely loved my big old wizard beard to the point that I thought she was really into dudes with beards. Then I cut it off and she's since expressed that she prefers me not having a beard. Turns out she's just really supportive.
its cuz she knows u won't cheat on her with other women
>its cuz she knows u can't cheat on her with other women
ftfy
>La Roja returned from the Netherlands with their first trophy in over decade on Monday night, and were given a racous reception back in Madrid, with a few notable exceptions. Gavi was met with anti-Barcelona chants as he took to the microphone, while de la Fuente was insulted due to his being bald. Chants of ‘bald, bald, bald’ could be heard at the WiZink Arena as he was about to speak. Later in the week he admitted he was not happy with it, as was covered by MD.
>“You couldn’t hear well. Behind all the speakers and such, you could not hear it well. Those things bother me. Rude manners and disrespect bother me. There were 20 maniacs who were being annoying. It always happens in these places, that a few people are irritating and the rest are silent. There was a magical atmosphere, but this is objectionable and denounceable. What would have happened if someone had yelled ‘black, black, black’…?”
>Chants of ‘bald, bald, bald’ could be heard at the WiZink Arena as he was about to speak
Euros don't hold back, holy shit
Why would anyone chant "bald" at him? Is it really a good football insult? Would anyone chant "bald" at Zidane?
Bald homosexuals should have the decency to not reproduce. Anyone with obvious defects shouldn't, for that matter. But of course people are selfish fricks.
women can carry it too. women can carry dicklet genes as well.
>Have had a thick head of curls for years and was the one thing about myself I liked.
>It's recently started receding at a rapid rate.
I'm going to end up looking like Larry David soon and I don't think I can handle it.
Tell me about it.
>Get haircut from some slav woman
>Barely understand her
>only word I understand is thinning
Literally all I have is my hair.
>be 24 years old with good head out hair
>notice hairline start receding quite a bit
>eventually stops but now have a pretty wicked widows peak
>dad's hair line is also quite extreme but the rest of his hair looks good
>both my grandpa's have long good looking heads of hair while in their 70's
>some hopeium that I should still be fine and not to worry too much
>some months ago start noticing a lot of strands of hair in my hands after shampooing my hair
>can lightly pinch the top of my hair and pull out a few strands no problem
Is it over for me bros? I didn't think it was actually going to happen to me.
I've had a widow's peak since I was a little kid. When I was 5 I remember popping the collar of my tiny polo shirt and walking around pretending I was Count Duckula because of it.
The peak has gotten deeper now that I'm older, but it does make it difficult to figure out how far my hair has actually receded. I used to joke that I should tattoo a dot where the back of the peak is now so I can track it.
it worse when your bald as shit, yet have body hair everywhere else on your body like your ass crack. It like painful curse.
Evolution is really weird.
Why the frick do humans start to grow nose hair and ear hair?
To keep shit out of your nose and ears, duh.
I really don't see how a hair on the tip of the tragus helps keep anything out.
Little bit of dirt fliration but yeah anon was right evolution is sometimes less about what gets you laid and more about what doesn't stop you. Ear hair isn't a major impediment to cavemen getting down so the trait remained in a lot of populations
Evolution isn't purposeful in that not everything has a 'reason'. There are some traits that will give an entity an advantage under certain circumstances so that trait may be favored, but there are other traits that can also be passed that are neither positive nor negative. If a trait doesn't negatively affect an entity's chance of fricking, then it will get passed to the next generation.
nose and ear hair did not prevent our ancestors from knocking up women. alternatively those with nose and ear hair were better at knocking up women than those without it for some other, tangential reason.
If something doesn't happen until after you're of prime breeding age evolution doesn't give a frick about it. Think of those pigs whose tusks grow into their brains when they're old.
nose hair and ear hair is an extra layer of defense that prevents shit from entering your orifices
god im so glad im not bald
i had to take womens hormones to do it but at lest im not bald
normal people > thieves > murderers > blacks > gays > transgenders > sexual predators > balds
still above you in social credit
also likely in height too because we're all tall and you're usually short
nothing worse than being a shortbald
>coping about going for the literal troony route
Anon, this is the saddest shit I've read all month. you chose the only worse option than balding.
Enjoy the breasts, I guess
t. someone with a glorious head full of hair
You closeted queers have the weirdest copes
Don't listen to the haters, you made the right choice.
What's with the hate for guys who shave their head?
Balding and receding hairlines are ugly and it's better to just accept that fact and go smooth, it just looks better. Like, what's with the cops regarding comb overs and stubbornly denying the fact that you are already bald? Don't fight it, accept it.
He should have top knot maxxed
Go bald naturally, accept that your days of looking like you're 14 are over, grow a beer belly and have sex with girls with daddy issues.
>have sex with girls with daddy issues.
Those are arguably the best girls to have sex with anyway...
just wear a fricking hat
Just get Nazi prison tattoos
This image is a psychological weapon that has damaged millions of men's minds into insanity.
It's true though. There is no decent looking haircut for balding men.
You either embrace the baldness and keep it short, cope by going completely bald or let it grow because you have given up on ever attracting a partner.
>you either embrace the baldness and keep it short
This is a cope.
>let it grow because you have given up on ever attracting a partner
This is also a cope. None of these options are actually going to undo anything. The decision you've made will not change what has happened and you will be in the same position as before. This is not an exit.
Be patient anon, he's a moron who thinks Cinemaphile memes are genuine he still thinks chads are real
chads are real THOUGH
who else is having all the sex?
You do realize that screaming "THAT'S COPE, YOU'RE COPING, AAAIIIEEEE" at every person whom you disagree with does nothing but make you look like a gigantic moron, right?
The more you think about the predicament you're in, the worse your mind will become. Don't think about it. It shouldn't bother you.
That sounds like what the people just accepting baldness are doing. You're still gonna groom yourself, whether you keep your hair short or long is irrelevant, they're not building their identity around being bald, just accepting it.
>always had thick hair that was unruly and impossible to work with
>just kept it buzzed
>hair line has been receding this year
I've always hated my hair and I'll hate when it's gone.
It's kinda wild how men are placing so much self-value on their hairline because of a complete lack of physical social interaction in their lifes.
It's always been pretty normal on Cinemaphile to laud what you have especially when the others are experiencing misery over it. Further encouraged by the somewhat recent desperate-to-be-chad culture shit.
>have Code Lyoko-tier forehead and a scalp like a russet potato
>have had long, wavy hair all my life so I can hide my shame
>hair started receding a few years back
I was born with a cowlick, but its nearly gone now.
I'll have enough money saved for a cope transplant by the end of the year. My nightmare is almost over.
Makes me think of this
Uh, why aren't the top of their heads shaved? This doesn't fit the narrative we're pushing, bros.
Look up the big three for hair loss and add microneedling into it. You can restore and maintain your hair for life if you want and it's not expensive.
real men go for chrome dome + no facial hair. agent 47 style.
>Lost my hair at 22
>Didn't get attention from women before
>Then they literally laughed at me every time theu saw me
>After another 6 years the single mothers were finally willing to give me attention
>Still bald and single to this day
Wear shades bros
>31
>still have a full head of hair
>hairline is exactly where it was in high school
I think I'm in the clear
now if only I wasn't a shut-in hermit
you can start balding at any point and half of men are balding by 50 iirc, but by then who cares anyways.
I'm here at 33. I have numerous friends who are either full bald or heavily receding hairlines.
chinese people don't get male pattern baldness right? Asking for a friend.
No race is safe. But it legit also doesnt matter.
>But it legit also doesnt matter.
sounds like hairlet cope to me
This guy put it well
People can smell if you're a sad sack of shit or insecure and spergy.
Thet type of guy to obsess over hair loss and his hair and looks will most likely come over as off-putting and creepy compared to a charming guy like bill murray who just rocks his baldness.
Some commies do alright with balding
Lenin is a pretty good model on how to cope properly with balding.
Clean sides and styled facial hair = god tier
I started balding at 20 so I went with the homosexual bald beard combo. Worked well enough to get a wife and a kid
I am looking forward to going gray, then I can grow it out into a ponytail for that aged hippie look I have coveted since my hair started falling out
What exactly is the point of the OP comic anyway? That character happens to have a horribly deformed head which is obviously not a common issue.
It's propaganda meant to incite mental anguish in men and destroy what has been called "the manosphere". Same with
and
as well.
making fun of baldies isn't a conspiracy you schizophrenic moron
>propaganda means conspiracy
If you make a sign telling someone to end themselves it's propaganda. You don't need a think tank or funding for that. Just a corrupted soul.
Get over yourself badly no one's out to get you just because they mock your pathetic hairline. You could show some maturity and just get over it, or go the /misc/ route and cry about your imagined persecution at the hands of "propagandists" with "corrupted souls".
>t. stinky, soiled soul
I'm a foid but men need to be taking care of their hair like women take care of their skin. Also those glue-on toupee things look pretty good
Sadly a lot of men think taking any care of yourself whatsoever = feminine boyish immature stupid, just be a disgusting slob that shits himself and own it with le confidence
I've got a big ass melon guess im just gonna be a hat guy till i die
this thread has taught me that many men that are my age are bald
im sorry baldies
20 years ago we would have jumped on the same trampoline
but now here i stand with a full head of hair while you suffer in extreme bald
I had a roommate who kept crying about how he was going bald at 24 and I told him to shave it off and he did and he got laid that weekend.
But I only told him to shave it so he would shut the frick up and stop crying. The real secret is to stop giving a frick about your hair and do the barest of minimums to make it look half presentable to the public. I run my hand through my hair, look in a mirror, and if it looks alright enough that's all I fricking do. If not I might comb it.
It's just hair.
>letting some (almost) dead cells get you down
Come on lads.
sorry Dill Pickles but not everybody has a weird lumpy head to reveal when shaving