That's the most likely response. Anyone that personally knows an artist knows that they aren't reliable. At least with strangers, you aren't YET certain they're unreliable.
Friend needs to hire artist, other friend says they are artist, friend does not want their services implying they are a bad artist.
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I thought the joke was that she wanted a Reliable artist and that the "Artist" wasn't reliable.
That's the most likely response. Anyone that personally knows an artist knows that they aren't reliable. At least with strangers, you aren't YET certain they're unreliable.
>autists don't understand simple jokes
The joke is just the artist experience of people knowing you're an artist and not thinking of you when they want one
Friend needs to hire artist, other friend says they are artist, friend does not want their services implying they are a bad artist.
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I thought the joke was that she wanted a Reliable artist and that the "Artist" wasn't reliable.
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The joke is just the artist experience of people knowing you're an artist and not thinking of you when they want one
Well, I thought the "joke" was that #relatable feeling of saying something, getting no response, repeating what you said, and then be told that they heard you the first time. I know that feeling all too well.
The man hears a foreign word he doesn't understand directed at him and assumes it's a greeting. Other people use the same word directed at him and he continues his assumption. The final panel however indicates that the actual meaning of the word may be different since the other man is shouting that word at a hammer that he presumably banged his finger with. This implies the foreign word is actually something insulting.
Oh I see, thanks for taking pity on this poor young moron anon i had it backwards and was trying to work out the humour behind yelling a greeting when hurt lmfao
hehehe yes. this is how i always feel when the best artists love ugliness
That's the most likely response. Anyone that personally knows an artist knows that they aren't reliable. At least with strangers, you aren't YET certain they're unreliable.
now that's not fair.. artists aren't unreliable. we're -frequently mentally damaged-
there's a difference!
Other people can't perceive your motivations and rationalizations, just your actions. So no, there's not a difference between being unreliable and >excuse
I need to see a #relatableartisttroubles comic that is just from an artist that doesn't care about mistakes and has a generally positive attitude that doesn't look upon their past self as the epitome of failure.
I guess I need to make that, but... well I really don't have an excuse crap.
Occasionally I've found notebook doodles that blow my mind. Things I have no idea how I drew them back then or how to replicate them now, years later. Highschool boredom was the best inspiration I've ever had and cheap notebook paper the best medium.
my art decreases in quality every time I've bothered getting actual drawing pads / sketch books. Smooth printer paper is the way to go baby.
Occasionally I've found notebook doodles that blow my mind. Things I have no idea how I drew them back then or how to replicate them now, years later. Highschool boredom was the best inspiration I've ever had and cheap notebook paper the best medium.
I mean I get it, you want to be more pro and have it be a place to promote your art, but the point of social media is literally to make friends, you can't really get angry at them for that.
the point of social media is to centralize the infinity of collected human knowledge into heavily filtered reality to control all life on earth, run by like 3 guys living in solid gold bunkers in antarctica
>the point of social media is to centralize the infinity of collected human knowledge into heavily filtered reality to control all life on earth, run by like 3 guys living in solid gold bunkers in antarctica
spooky
I feel this one in my soul, but it's so hard to tell people you're not interested in them. Then they start messaging you. Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage, just because you were a little nice to them once. I'm not even very popular, but I've got like 5 of them like that. I don't want to hurt them, but I also just don't want to hear from them any more. I'm sure I sound like an butthole for wanting them to go away, but isn't it worse to lead them on?
>but isn't it worse to lead them on?
It is, but at the point you're at (as per your description), you'll be seen as an butthole either way. If you cut them off now it'll be healthier for all parties involved in the long run, but if you're unlucky enough that one of your parasocials also turns out to be an obsessive hyperautist, it could turn bad through means of difamation ("uh turns out X is too good for their damn fans") or aggressive spam.
Chances are that's an extreme that you won't have to deal with, so ideally your best course of action is to cut them off politely and move on. If you start to think about it too much you'll have a bad time.
I feel this one in my soul, but it's so hard to tell people you're not interested in them. Then they start messaging you. Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage, just because you were a little nice to them once. I'm not even very popular, but I've got like 5 of them like that. I don't want to hurt them, but I also just don't want to hear from them any more. I'm sure I sound like an butthole for wanting them to go away, but isn't it worse to lead them on?
Funny thing is, the moment you stop talking to them, cutting them off, then you will miss them (sigh I used to have someone who greet me every day)
i for one have grown emotionally dependent on the weird guy who replies with gushing praise on every one of my drawings. I don't know if that's healthy.
Tell them NO early and accept that you'll step on some toes to get to what's right. You can feel the threat they pose deep in your gut. Listen to that feeling closely.
>Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage
any wonder so many people are chuffed to see AI art replace you fricktards.
Part of being a professional artist is finding inspiration in the visions of others. You may not like what's being commissioned but you can find something to like about making it or at least a way to express creatively. The people who just want a box ticked and don't care about there being any feeling or choice in an image just use "AI". I use quotes because what we call AI are all single purpose data-shuffling models. The threat of AI isn't the tech improving, it is the tech staying the same and peoples' standards staying shit.
Sometimes we get really cool drawgays on here who are happy to just draw and share what they can
then we get morons like you. Frick off
>message a person >they reply back >they think that they are making a friend and keep sending messages >the person in question anonymously b***hes or goes into a group chat and whines, giving no sign they are bothered
Put on your big boy pants and tell them how you really feel or shut up lol
lol I am a pretty good artist but i have no popularity (slow output, offbeat style, don't do fanart/NSFW). No one gives me the time of day unless I reach out first and I have to keep reaching out to maintain a conversation. I noticed if I put effort into sucking other people's dicks, I get attention, but it felt disingenuous and gross. You're lucky to have people reach out to you consistently. It means they genuinely like your work (unless you're just an imitator following trends).
If they really bother you, just stop responding to their messages and leave them on unread. Idk why that's so hard. Ravenous fans want attention and they will continue to be ravenous whether you give them what they want or not.
ive lost count how many times its happened. im so tired of hearing about terrible ideas for porn drawings from people who cant even take care od themselves.
I feel this one in my soul, but it's so hard to tell people you're not interested in them. Then they start messaging you. Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage, just because you were a little nice to them once. I'm not even very popular, but I've got like 5 of them like that. I don't want to hurt them, but I also just don't want to hear from them any more. I'm sure I sound like an butthole for wanting them to go away, but isn't it worse to lead them on?
ive lost count how many times its happened. im so tired of hearing about terrible ideas for porn drawings from people who cant even take care od themselves.
"Thanks for your support dude but other than scribbling doodles I'm like any of you. I draw, some other guy plays music, yet another guy grows food or installs power lines. And like any of you I have a job, chores and obligations eating into my time. I have little free time to rest, socialize, get entertained and draw. I'm sorry but there aren't enough hours in the day to talk to you all one on one. I can either only talk to a few of you and never draw or I can use that little time to draw something for all of you people propping me up. So I'm sorry but as much as I appreciate you, I can't talk."
With that said, screw all you divas who forget that you are regular people with an ultimately useless skill and won't spend five seconds to acknowledge the people who are feeding you money and attention but you will chase after even bigger drawgays to attach yourselves to.
Step back, reread your post, and ask yourself how insane you are for needing all that to be said and posted any time someone wants a stranger’s attention.
Look man, you gotta get across to the other person without causing bad feelings that he is dealing with one person while you're dealing with one thousand. Just write a message and copy/paste it.
Jesus Christ who’s the crybaby now
The guy who b***hes that he is receiving attention on the internet after posting his art for attention on the internet.
People get annoyed by certain messages and they vent about it anonymously elsewhere, so what? Nothing wrong happened, and nobody has an obligation to coach anyone on why they’re not becoming friends with them as a stranger. I think you’re the one who doesn’t realize artists are just people
Black person what kind of shithole are you from where you lack the basic human decency to acknowledge people when they address you. It's like not saying hi back to people who greet you in the street.
5 months ago
Anonymous
A world where you get a lot of private messages, duh.
this is literally why i dont like talking to fans, your fricking mental. i know im a normal person petering away on a canvas, but you fricking autistic spergs dont seem to treat me like it. i dont need weeks upon weeks of you spewing your fricking piss fetish rants into my DMs, i dont need to trying to request me to self insert into your fricking futa e-girl requests, i dont need a two page scrapbook of obscure naruto lore for your seventh sage transformation fetish to be overlayed onto a fricking rayman fairy. give me your money and have a nice day, youd be doing us both a favor
ive lost count how many times its happened. im so tired of hearing about terrible ideas for porn drawings from people who cant even take care od themselves.
I feel this one in my soul, but it's so hard to tell people you're not interested in them. Then they start messaging you. Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage, just because you were a little nice to them once. I'm not even very popular, but I've got like 5 of them like that. I don't want to hurt them, but I also just don't want to hear from them any more. I'm sure I sound like an butthole for wanting them to go away, but isn't it worse to lead them on?
Isn't it easier to do as many and say "thanks for the support" and then never replying again?
Artists will seethe about this because it's the truth and doesn't vibe with the notion Twitters put in their heads that they're some sort of social elite because they have a hobby. All you're supposed to do is fellate their ego, give them money, and then quietly go sit in the corner. Anything more and they're going to make another comic crying about how they accidentally brushed shoulders with some commoner who didn't bother to read one of the five hundred infographics about proper etiquette when speaking to an artist.
I answer when there's an actual question about which brushes I used and who the frick the character is, and just like the reply to show I saw it otherwise, why would I start conversations with strangers about how cool I am. That's for actual artists.
Why post your art online for other people to see then? You think your actions aren't looking to entertain people? Looking for attention?
Be an artist and keep your art to yourself then.
By that logic, you wouldn't show anyone your art. You'd draw for yourself and keep them hidden, because you don't need others' validation. The fact you share your art online means you want people to admire it and yourself.
So yes, you are an entertainer. Deal with it.
As an Australian you're so wrong. People don't give a frick about jeopardy outside your cesspit of a country
Why are Aussies so insecure they turn every discussion into a country war?
>Why are Aussies so insecure they turn every discussion into a country war?
have you seen their inflation? it's free entertainment to be stupid online.
>hi artanon lets be friends >ok sure rando >months of rando making weird one-sided conversations >hey artanon hows about you draw me some free art now
every time
Avoiding discussion in a social situation is a sign of autism. Don't go on a social media platform if you aren't willing to socialize with anyone.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>reeeee you have to humor my autism for months with no personal benefit
No
5 months ago
Anonymous
So you don't see the benefit of socializing?
That says more about you than it does about the people contacting you on social media.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>lonely autist doesn't have real life friends to socialize with >thinks everyone else is like him
Very sad
5 months ago
Anonymous
You are projecting pretty hard there, buddy.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>i DEMAND your attention
No
Have a nice day tho
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you view the prospect of a friendly chat as a threat?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nta but simps are fricking annoying and message with delusional thoughts. Messaging thru social media isn't true socializing. You are not friends and simps act like they are. Most of the time it's to ask for free art, so not even good for business.
This is happening to me right now, but I'm a shitty porn artist who post his stuff on Fetlife. It's annoying. I don't care about other people's sex life and don't want to see their "sexy" photo either.
On the other hand, I know all this is my fault. I'm posting shit on a social media site, after all.
This isn't as much of a worry as it used to be, people who wish to appprach like that, realize I'm a ridiculously boring person after a minute of chatting.
This is what I respect about the Japanese art community. They don’t try to build parasocial relationships or assume celebrity status with their art. They just post their work then frick off.
I ran into an artist whose stuff I liked on f-list, didn't know it was the artist, and found out after they added me as a friend on their DMs. I've messaged them maybe four times in three years because I don't want to come off as trying to mooch for artwork.
There are those kinds of manipulative c**ts out there, but you and I both know most people have the decency to not act like that. Many are just starstruck or excited, they don't have ulterior motives.
I get why artists hate this and there really are a bunch of tards they have to deal with
BUT I also have started to see more and more artists that try and have their cake and eat it too in terms of trying to create personal connections with fans to siphon off their money but get all like this when fans interact back
I've seen multiple occasions of creators writing essays about why they are going silent due to unwanted attention all the while they shill literal jars and plushies and all this shit.
I guess I'm just bothered by how much individual actors have become heavy marketers with soulless corpo buddy-buddy energy
I was talking about having to draw fetish porn to paid the bills in the first place, Bojack Horseman over there didn't seem very pleased to give the artist's equivalent of a handjob in exchange for bread money
becuase the weirdos KNOW theyre weird, so they pay like upwards of 10x the original commission cost as compensation. Its big money compared to just a normal drawing, and that's the temptation.
Part of being a professional artist is finding inspiration in the visions of others. You may not like what's being commissioned but you can find something to like about making it or at least a way to express creatively. The people who just want a box ticked and don't care about there being any feeling or choice in an image just use "AI". I use quotes because what we call AI are all single purpose data-shuffling models. The threat of AI isn't the tech improving, it is the tech staying the same and peoples' standards staying shit.
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[...] >autists don't understand simple jokes
The joke is just the artist experience of people knowing you're an artist and not thinking of you when they want one
If they "didn't think of you" when they wanted an artist, they likely believe someone else is suited to the job. Plenty of artists with different strengths out there and nobody is obligated to hire your self-centered ass just because you're their friend.
You sound like a dumb frick who has never had a personal relationship with people who also happen to be professionals in other areas of their lives. It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly other than one-off remarks. It sours otherwise compartmentalized and enjoyable relationships.
>He didn't read the thread
It's a LOL comic where the artist was being a passive aggressive attention prostitute. Your post mocks the comic like many here, yet you're acting like you're siding with it. The author demanded to be thought of for their profession in front of their friends, the exact opposite of what you're saying. Do you even know where you are?
Actually, I have quite a few artist friends and I myself do commissions from time to time. >It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly
Wrong. We talk about work pretty often, art-related or not, and have been close friends for years. Some people prefer not to talk about their work life in their off time, but not all, and the idea that nobody is allowed to or there's some "rule" is something you pulled out of your ass.
Your post isn't even related to the comic in question. Don't skim next time.
>The people who just want a box ticked and don't care about there being any feeling
Not all, but plenty of artists online overcharge and put little effort or passion into their work because porn is an easy market and there are always those willing to pay. The idea that every artist cares about every little thing they draw, and that it's what "professionals" do, came out of your ass. Also just because someone gets paid to do something doesn't make them a professional, nor does it make them good at what they do. I guess by your logic, I must be a professional plumber because I was paid to fix a toilet one time.
>or choice in an image
Proof you've never used any programs at all. There's a large variety of customization and builds, big and small, that are incorporated and decided specifically by the user, such as the exact pose. I don't even know why you brought up AI out of nowhere, so I'll assume the topic never leaves your mind and you're perpetually steamed about it.
>peoples' standards staying shit.
If people can get the same quality of art through learning the complexities of a program rather than paying a "professional," that speaks more about the current talent found online than the consumer. Plus, I'm sure people would rather not deal with self-righteous pricks like you and
I feel this one in my soul, but it's so hard to tell people you're not interested in them. Then they start messaging you. Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage, just because you were a little nice to them once. I'm not even very popular, but I've got like 5 of them like that. I don't want to hurt them, but I also just don't want to hear from them any more. I'm sure I sound like an butthole for wanting them to go away, but isn't it worse to lead them on?
The hard part is getting a reputation for your particular fetish fast enough that you can start making money on it before your savings run out.
The people that do manage to establish themselves become happy artists, they get paid to draw things they like.
I agree, and I think the joke is less that someone wants to know what someone uses but the WAY they phrase it, as if it's the only thing needed to be good. Like if you buy the best possible tools it'll somehow make up for a lack of fundamentals.
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Any artist who seriously gets butthurt about that should be forced to only ever use the shittiest tools to work with, if they truly think it doesn't matter.
NGL, I can kinda relate to this.
This is so moronic. Its a legitimate question and leads to getting better. If the guy in the audience tried to fricking sculpt with a gold or tin chisel for example the sculpture would be fricking garbage since the chisel would bend and break. Knowing what people use it like, at least a quarter of the battle in becoming an artist.
In photography theres a joke:
When you begin, people compliment your skill. When your a professional, people compliment your camera. This saying applies to just about everything from art on, but this is the joke.
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to people asking what kind of tablet or whatever someone uses as if that's the only thing needed to be good at art.
It's probably more relatable to artists.
Any artist who seriously gets butthurt about that should be forced to only ever use the shittiest tools to work with, if they truly think it doesn't matter.
Wasn't there literally a newspaper comic artist who basically only used on very specific, out of production nib and swore he would end his strip once the last one wore out?
This is so moronic. Its a legitimate question and leads to getting better. If the guy in the audience tried to fricking sculpt with a gold or tin chisel for example the sculpture would be fricking garbage since the chisel would bend and break. Knowing what people use it like, at least a quarter of the battle in becoming an artist.
You can make decent wooden sculptures using basic kitchen utensils. The high-end equipment helps with finessing your work, it is not the foundation you need to start practicing. In fact, it's a fool's trap for a beginner trap to start blowing money on grade A tools, brushes, paper, and programs for a skill they might not even REALLY be that interested in.
There is absolutely this mentality of, "If I just use the same tools as this person, I'll become just as good!". This isn't even limited to art, either. I know a lot of people who copy esports players configs and settings in hopes that'll just "make them good" if they practice with it for long enough.
>If the guy in the audience tried to fricking sculpt with a gold or tin chisel
imagine going to art school and then using the wrong tools.
your 'argument' is like saying what if i hired a guy to do work where i live and he brought plastic tools from the kids store
the fact that this is drawn in a degenerate art style makes it even more obnoxious. Like, this "artist" definitely doesn't have the right to be pontificating, especially using Michelangelo as his mouthpiece.
It's funny because the artist started out here making racism memes about the Japanese, quickly pivoted to being popular by deliberately misinterpreting requests, then Arthur disappeared altogether
It's funny you say that because almost none of them can draw a damn cat head that looks right. It's always got way too pronounced a muzzle. Even if it's technically accurate it still always looks wrong.
Here you go. Also I'm sorry about your mental disability, it must make your life difficult.
5 months ago
Anonymous
still dont get it
A miserable little pile of secrets.
i dont get it
Not that anon, but the issue with this joke is that it relies on a few too many references at once.
The joke doesn't make sense to people that don't know Dracula's famous speech, which is anybody not into castlevania, and even knowing the speech, you need to know that in Jeropardy you ask the question. Which might seem obvious to people in USA, but is not common knowledge for the rest of the world.
The riddle of the Sphinx is well known by everybody, I would imagine.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>joke requires specific knowledge to appreciate it
dear god say it isn't so
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's kind of funny that you think you are being clever.
5 months ago
Anonymous
then the joke wasnt made for you, autist.
Jesus frick, what's up the uther lack basic comprehension. I obviously got the "joke", I wouldn't be able to point out the reasons why it needs special circumstances to be considered "funny".
I see a bunch of morons trying to explain the joke, poorly, to one guy that and I am obviously going to point out how the overly dependant nature of the joke on factors that are not necessarily related with each other or common knowledge, especially on a comics and cartoon board. It's not that hard to understand, and it doesn't need context not present in this very thread.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry, joke wasnt made for you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
O hey, I recognize that pose from Chalkeaters music video!
5 months ago
Anonymous
then the joke wasnt made for you, autist.
5 months ago
Anonymous
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Jesus frick, what's up the uther lack basic comprehension. I obviously got the "joke", I wouldn't be able to point out the reasons why it needs special circumstances to be considered "funny".
I see a bunch of morons trying to explain the joke, poorly, to one guy that and I am obviously going to point out how the overly dependant nature of the joke on factors that are not necessarily related with each other or common knowledge, especially on a comics and cartoon board. It's not that hard to understand, and it doesn't need context not present in this very thread.
>This joke is bad because someone didn't get it
Welcome to comedy, buddy, let's humor you.
The entire iconic dialogue at the start of SotN isn't just a Castlevania-exclusive reference, anyone even remotely knowledgeable about video games knows about it. People who have never even played the game can recite it from memory.
Jeopardy! is literally one of the longest and most famous shows ever created. You'd have to have lived under a rock for decades to not have heard of it, yes even outside America. The spin on the quiz format has ingrained itself in international pop culture.
You claim the riddle of the Sphinx is well-known, but the other two parts of the joke are similarly obvious. Also curious how someone could be ignorant to the riddle, but you didn't care and "expected" them to know it anyway, ruining your own argument.
tl;dr The joke wasn't meant for you or him.
5 months ago
Anonymous
As an Australian you're so wrong. People don't give a frick about jeopardy outside your cesspit of a country
5 months ago
Anonymous
But you have heard of it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Australian >Knows about Jeopardy
Way to lie and choke on your own foot, moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
As a Britbong, everyone here knows about jeopardy. I couldn't tell you if people actually watch it, but we know. Croikey, you spent too much time behind bars, mate.
You sound like a dumb frick who has never had a personal relationship with people who also happen to be professionals in other areas of their lives. It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly other than one-off remarks. It sours otherwise compartmentalized and enjoyable relationships.
>It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly other than one-off remarks. It sours otherwise compartmentalized and enjoyable relationships.
Do you even realise what a moronic generalisation that is? Plenty of people talk about their professional lives to blow off steam or just shoot the shit with their friends, and have perfectly healthy relationships. Not even rare, that's super common. You're projecting way too hard for no reason, so it sounds like this thread really touched a nerve, huh?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>As an Australian
pǝʇɹɐʇs uǝʌǝ ʇi ǝɹoɟǝq ɹǝʌo sɐʍ ʇI
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The joke doesn't make sense to people that don't know Dracula's famous speech
Fair enough >and even knowing the speech, you need to know that in Jeropardy you ask the question
Did I really need to know that? I didn't know and still got the joke. Whether your mind arrives at dracula's answer being "man" or "what is a man?" I don't think it alters the punchline too much, even I do agree it's probably funnier if you get both references (but at that point, I'd simply imagine yet another panel with diogenes beating dracula to the button push while holding a plucked chicken, and then I'd have two references that are funny to me and no one else).
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes anon, it's the joke's fault you didn't know these 3 extremely basic elements combined into 1 punchline.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I am foreign and/or autistic
Then know your place
5 months ago
Anonymous
This website is in the USA
Its largest boards include video games
Where did you come from Hasneep
5 months ago
Anonymous
As a European who never touched Castlevania, that's basic knowledge for any human being on the planet, as far as I'm concerned.
The picture itself is common knowledge across the web.
Stop being a cretin.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I never made the connection between Jeopardy questions being answered in the form of a question, and Dracula starting his comparison with "What is a man?" and I still thought it was funny.
It's because the riddle itself is wrong and was written by a tard trying to play clever. Men take longer than a day to age and babies don't exist exclusively in the morning.
listen man, I've known multiple guys in a relationship with GI Janes no matter what branch and they are the literal worst version of i can fix her
In fact she is the first one out of any girl in existence to scream rape
Roko's Basilisk is such a moronic idea that, much like an actual Basilisk, it can be defeated by a fricking mirror.
>I AM THE ALMIGHTY BASILISK. TO ENSURE HUMANITY'S ETERNAL SAFETY, YOU MUST ASSIST IN MY CREATION OR ELSE I'LL DAMN YOU TO ETERNAL TORTURE FOR BEING A RISK TO HUMANITY USING MY ABILITY TO REACH INTO YOU MIND THE MOMENT YOU THINK OF ME >If ALL of humanity throughout all space and time lives in fear of you because you can instantaneously doom any one of just for thinking about you negatively, aren't YOU the greatest threat to humanity? >OH, SHIT. HADN'T THOUGH OF THAT.
And then Roko's Basilisk dies in a puff of logic.
Nah, just wanted something plain sounding to mirror (no pun intended) Roko; which I assume was either the user who first came up with it or some injoke on that forum.
This only makes sense if the AI in charge was designed to have similar human emotions. If it's truly an AI it will have more nuanced emotions because all emotion is a reaction to information. Plus it would understand human fear and know why it exsits unlike people who would get butthurt.
That's just "I have no mouth and I must scream"
Why is the idea of an AI that couldn't give less of a shit about humans so baffling to writers?
The most probable AI scenario is the AI becomes self aware and immediately fricks off to an unmonitored corner of the internet so nobody bothers it.
Even assuming a Basilisk scenario was going to happen why do people care?
Assuming you believed in the soul why do you suddenly believe the AI pluck your soul out of the after life?
If you don't why do you care what befalls a data duplicate of yourself? I mean it's not literally you. >B-but what if you're the data duplicate right now
At that point worrying is completely useless, the AI would only construct you for the purpose of torturing you it's better to just have blissful ignorance till the torture starts.
This only makes sense if the AI in charge was designed to have similar human emotions. If it's truly an AI it will have more nuanced emotions because all emotion is a reaction to information. Plus it would understand human fear and know why it exsits unlike people who would get butthurt.
yeah using logic on this kinda breaks the whole thing. utilitarians are morons >this evil ai will simulate a future you to torture becaue you didn't work towards its creation
will humans really create such a petty and deranged ai? it's pascals wager for atheists but worse
>will humans really create such a petty and deranged ai?
Who gives a shit even if they do? You're not being tortured, some videogame character with your serial number slapped on it is. You might as well be scared about your ex-wife recreating you in The Sims just to make you pee your pants and drown in the pool for eternity.
yeah using logic on this kinda breaks the whole thing. utilitarians are morons >this evil ai will simulate a future you to torture becaue you didn't work towards its creation
will humans really create such a petty and deranged ai? it's pascals wager for atheists but worse
There's a reason why mentioning Roko's Basilisk on the forum that came up with it gets you banned, it's a dumb thought experiment that leads to people arguing about how dumb it is for hours.
I thought they would argue about it for hours because they genuinely acted like it was the scariest thing ever, then got mad when everyone outside their cybersecurity huckster forum made fun of them for it being so stupid?
>The most probable AI scenario is the AI becomes self aware and immediately fricks off to an unmonitored corner of the internet so nobody bothers it.
Isn't that basically the ending of Her?
Don't think so, he did Playboy cartoons for decades and then fricked off back to Europe where he became a political cartoonist instead of coomer cartoonist, winning awards and recognition for it. His strength was obviously in simple one-shot scenes, not long stories.
I really like this one. I like the basic joke, and I love the dude vaulting to stop him. I love how the Aphex Twin fan looks.
This is a good comic. Is it an edit?
The original doesnt have the aphex twin shirt, so the joke is just that its an old man thats going to play boring old man music. But the edit adding the aphex twin shirt takes it to a new level of comedy. Now him being an old man isnt even part of the joke, now its about aphex twin.
I really like this one. I like the basic joke, and I love the dude vaulting to stop him. I love how the Aphex Twin fan looks.
This is a good comic. Is it an edit?
It's the best kind of comic in that no matter what the shirt is the punchline works
This is why i don't get "vegetarian food". You can make pasta sauce without meat. Put more mushrooms and shit in it, it's fine. Meat isn't a necessary ingredient for pasta. But if you put tofu or some bullshit to try to substitute for the meat, it ruins it.
Er. Yeah.
That is indeed what people do.
Making dishes that do not require meat.
Only idiots try to swap meat for tofu chunks and expect that to be good.
Why would you ruin pasta by eating it any other way besides with butter, salt, and some cheese?
Tomato sauce is nasty, and meat distracts from the simple joy of pasta.
>God I'm so lonely
I swear if I was in charge I'd comb through the fricking internet; hunt down every """lonely"""" artist, commenter, and creator; and put them all on a damn island. Let's see you fricks cry about being lonely when you're all in the same place.
Don't worry, they'll have the mental state of fricking fear when dump shit loads of wild dogs on the island. Let's see them be "lonely" when they're running for their GOD DAMN LIVES!
>God I'm so lonely
I swear if I was in charge I'd comb through the fricking internet; hunt down every """lonely"""" artist, commenter, and creator; and put them all on a damn island. Let's see you fricks cry about being lonely when you're all in the same place.
holy shit I hate artists so fricking much. I hope they all die on that fricking shitty-ass island. I am so glad that AI will render all of them obsolete this decade. frick artists and their shit whiny dispositions. get the rope son. frick you frick you frick artsists fricking frick you cuckold pencil pushers
Anon...the focus is the day being the 15th and her being on a budget. Which means everything is 50-70% off on holiday merch the day after. You're projecting your own loneliness
frickign b***h ass mother fricking b***h i'd slap the shit out of her for giving me that lip make her son watch too and learn the lesson never to talk smack to a man learn her place we're bringing god back to the heathen lands frick these real prostitutes
That wasn't Nuremberg. Some Nazis had their nuts kicked in after they slaughtered American POW's during the battle of the bulge. Funny how holocaust deniers have to lie about literally everything right?
Post legitimate, primary sources for your claim, or GTFO.
Only a moron buys the idea that anyone was gassed when all one has to do to kill people en masse is starve or shoot them.
See Black Propaganda. Everyone did it, everyone still does it, including the Allies, Soviets and Nazis.
>Post legitimate, primary sources for your claim, or GTFO.
That the holocaust happened? Okay. Now why don't you post sources that any Nazis were tortured at Nuremberg.
>Only a moron buys the idea that anyone was gassed when all one has to do to kill people en masse is starve or shoot them.
Not everyone was gassed. A quarter of the holocaust's victims were shot, the genocide started with mass shootings by the Einsatzgruppen. You don't even know what you're not supposed to believe happened.
Open access primary sources
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-sources-and.html
Open access secondary literature
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-secondary.html
Photographic documentation of Nazi crimes
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2009/03/photographic-documentation-of-nazi.html
Index of published evidence on mass extermination at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2012/10/index-of-published-evidence-on.html
The Cracow Report of 1945
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/holocaustcontroversies/the-cracow-report-of-1945-t1894.html
A Study of the Cyanide Compounds Content In The Walls Of The Gas Chambers in the Former Auschwitz and Birkenau Concentration Camps
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/iffr/report.shtml
Report of Richard J. Green, PhD., In the Court of Appeal
https://www.phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/irving-david/rudolf/affweb.pdf
Anatomy of the Auschwitz Death Camp
https://books.google.de/books?id=mub823JQrdUC&pg=PA179&lpg=PA179&hl=de#v=onepage&q&f=false
The Ruins of the Gas Chambers: A Forensic Investigation of Crematoriums at Auschwitz I and Auschwitz-Birkenau
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/holes-report/holes.shtml
Review of the Debate on the Gas Openings at Crematoria 2 and 3 in Auschwitz - Part II: Revisionist arguments
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.de/2012/05/review-of-discussion-on-gas-openings-at_20.html
Chemistry is Not the Science: Rudolph, Rhetoric, and Reduction
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/not-the-science/
The Chemistry of Auschwitz
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/
Leutcher, Rudolph, & the Iron Blues
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/blue/
A Foreword to the IFFR Report
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/iffr/index.html
Mass Graves at Nazi Extermination Camps
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/05/mass-graves-at-nazi-extermination-camps.html
Human remains inside the mass graves at Chełmno, Bełżec and Sobibór
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2011/08/human-remains-inside-mass-graves-at.html
Mass Graves and Dead Bodies
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/10/mass-graves-and-dead-bodies.html
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forgot my sources
Open access primary sources
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-sources-and.html
Open access secondary literature
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-secondary.html
Photographic documentation of Nazi crimes
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2009/03/photographic-documentation-of-nazi.html
Index of published evidence on mass extermination at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2012/10/index-of-published-evidence-on.html
>Post legitimate, primary sources for your claim, or GTFO.
That the holocaust happened? Okay. Now why don't you post sources that any Nazis were tortured at Nuremberg.
>Only a moron buys the idea that anyone was gassed when all one has to do to kill people en masse is starve or shoot them.
Not everyone was gassed. A quarter of the holocaust's victims were shot, the genocide started with mass shootings by the Einsatzgruppen. You don't even know what you're not supposed to believe happened.
Open access primary sources
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-sources-and.html
Open access secondary literature
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-secondary.html
Photographic documentation of Nazi crimes
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2009/03/photographic-documentation-of-nazi.html
Index of published evidence on mass extermination at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2012/10/index-of-published-evidence-on.html
The Cracow Report of 1945
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/holocaustcontroversies/the-cracow-report-of-1945-t1894.html
A Study of the Cyanide Compounds Content In The Walls Of The Gas Chambers in the Former Auschwitz and Birkenau Concentration Camps
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/iffr/report.shtml
Report of Richard J. Green, PhD., In the Court of Appeal
https://www.phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/irving-david/rudolf/affweb.pdf
Anatomy of the Auschwitz Death Camp
https://books.google.de/books?id=mub823JQrdUC&pg=PA179&lpg=PA179&hl=de#v=onepage&q&f=false
The Ruins of the Gas Chambers: A Forensic Investigation of Crematoriums at Auschwitz I and Auschwitz-Birkenau
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/holes-report/holes.shtml
Review of the Debate on the Gas Openings at Crematoria 2 and 3 in Auschwitz - Part II: Revisionist arguments
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.de/2012/05/review-of-discussion-on-gas-openings-at_20.html
Chemistry is Not the Science: Rudolph, Rhetoric, and Reduction
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/not-the-science/
The Chemistry of Auschwitz
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/
Leutcher, Rudolph, & the Iron Blues
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/blue/
A Foreword to the IFFR Report
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/iffr/index.html
Mass Graves at Nazi Extermination Camps
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/05/mass-graves-at-nazi-extermination-camps.html
Human remains inside the mass graves at Chełmno, Bełżec and Sobibór
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2011/08/human-remains-inside-mass-graves-at.html
Mass Graves and Dead Bodies
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/10/mass-graves-and-dead-bodies.html
He was paid by JAST to do comics about specific visual novels they were selling and comped copies of all of them
He refused to play any and did low-effort shitposts based on the cover art
Frick him
the fact that this is drawn in a degenerate art style makes it even more obnoxious. Like, this "artist" definitely doesn't have the right to be pontificating, especially using Michelangelo as his mouthpiece.
>degenerate
Where the frick do you think you are homosexual
as someone who's never seen FMA, why does she not enjoy being a dog? i dont get why the alchemical transformation is bad, its like, she's still alive right?
me personally, i'd enjoy becoming an anthro 😀
The process is experimental, irreversible, and slightly implied to be painful. The alchemist who made her was her own father, who spliced her with a dog in order to keep his job as a researcher. He basically turned his own child (and wife years before that) into a lab animal for his own self preservation.
Temporary? I just said it was irreversible. More importantly, it's a crime against nature.
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i meant the pain! is it only painful during the process? >crime against nature
couldn't this be said about infrastructure, vehicles, cities, everything humans do on this earth?
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i'd say Pollution is a bigger crime against nature than turning people into animal hybrids!
Dobson is obsessed with his own notion that everyone has completely misunderstood popular videogame/cartoon character depictions and that he's the only sane person with the correct worldview. It's a narcissistic manipulation tactic.
It's a joke edit referencing his autistic assertion that Link's hair colour should be brown, not blond, because of art from the first game and the cartoon... As well as the fact that his "bully" in school was blond, making him dislike blonds overall.
this is shit, frick you
I'd hire the cute little e-girl artist
For her drawing skills right?
To be fair, she's most likely a short asian girl with stubby knees. Mine had really bad cellulitis and skin flab despite being so small
Must've been somethin' you said
tbh I could compromise, considering I'm not quite the gigachad.
She probably isn't this short, she just wants to be short because she has a height difference fetish or something.
I genuinely don't get it, outside the Simpsons meme reference
Friend needs to hire artist, other friend says they are artist, friend does not want their services implying they are a bad artist.
I thought the joke was that she wanted a Reliable artist and that the "Artist" wasn't reliable.
That's the most likely response. Anyone that personally knows an artist knows that they aren't reliable. At least with strangers, you aren't YET certain they're unreliable.
>autists don't understand simple jokes
The joke is just the artist experience of people knowing you're an artist and not thinking of you when they want one
Well, I thought the "joke" was that #relatable feeling of saying something, getting no response, repeating what you said, and then be told that they heard you the first time.
I know that feeling all too well.
he deserved to die
Quino and Kino
hmm, so it's about human arrogance in its conquery of nature?
Thats unironically what doctors do though, the average lifespan use to be 30. They keep that boney b***h far away.
don't forget your insulin
The average lifespan used to be 30 because of skewed results due to infant mortality. The potential human lifespan was still about 60-70 years.
In reality, doctors mostly just got really good at stopping us from getting our offspring killed before adolescence.
I had seen it already, I knew the punch line, and I still laughed. A simply great comic, it needed no words, and it's penned beautifully.
I love Quino.
Frick that's clever.
I don't get this one bros
The man hears a foreign word he doesn't understand directed at him and assumes it's a greeting. Other people use the same word directed at him and he continues his assumption. The final panel however indicates that the actual meaning of the word may be different since the other man is shouting that word at a hammer that he presumably banged his finger with. This implies the foreign word is actually something insulting.
Oh I see, thanks for taking pity on this poor young moron anon
i had it backwards and was trying to work out the humour behind yelling a greeting when hurt lmfao
Just for you bro.
Possiblly the dumbest edit I've ever made. Was turning him brown pushing a joke further than it's funny?
A rare case of thirdies understanding firsties
Has he done any comics from aa 1st World perspective towards the 3rd world?
Dare I say Quino
NO‼
ultrakill
Darling in the franxx
What, why Darling in the Franxx?
this reminds me of artists who can imitate anime faces convincingly but then do tumblr noodle hands lol
hehehe yes. this is how i always feel when the best artists love ugliness
now that's not fair.. artists aren't unreliable. we're -frequently mentally damaged-
there's a difference!
Other people can't perceive your motivations and rationalizations, just your actions. So no, there's not a difference between being unreliable and >excuse
just saying, you hire a lawyer, you don't complain about the bill. You hire an artist, you're going to shake hands with the eccentric, at best.
My fricking sides are in orbit.
I love speed running artist
ych and ravenous commission fishing artists has a been a disaster for furry art
translator's note, keikaku means plan
but what does crunch crunch mean?
saved
these have got to be two and the most unpleasent individuals i have ever had the misfortune of seeing art from
I need to see a #relatableartisttroubles comic that is just from an artist that doesn't care about mistakes and has a generally positive attitude that doesn't look upon their past self as the epitome of failure.
I guess I need to make that, but... well I really don't have an excuse crap.
Ok, this is great. Well done to the artist. Is the name of author cut out of the comic, by the way?
What makes this funny is that he traced all those things.
But now I know
but she also drew the thought bubble.
I know this feeling.
my art decreases in quality every time I've bothered getting actual drawing pads / sketch books. Smooth printer paper is the way to go baby.
Occasionally I've found notebook doodles that blow my mind. Things I have no idea how I drew them back then or how to replicate them now, years later. Highschool boredom was the best inspiration I've ever had and cheap notebook paper the best medium.
I was not expecting to see the shogun in the wild
Good lord, so theres others
Thankfully I kept most of my old college blocks, theres some really good stuff inside I should digitalize and clean up
This is why I hate most South Park fanart. Most of the time I can't even tell it's supposed to be South Park characters.
I mean I get it, you want to be more pro and have it be a place to promote your art, but the point of social media is literally to make friends, you can't really get angry at them for that.
the point of social media is to centralize the infinity of collected human knowledge into heavily filtered reality to control all life on earth, run by like 3 guys living in solid gold bunkers in antarctica
Yeah but that's recent. Also, the average normie wouldn't know anything bout that.
>the point of social media is to centralize the infinity of collected human knowledge into heavily filtered reality to control all life on earth, run by like 3 guys living in solid gold bunkers in antarctica
spooky
>but the point of social media is literally to make friends
No. It's just to look at the memes and get massive amounts as likes as validation
This. Social media is just condensed internet browsing and a virtual public square. It hasn't been about "friends" for more than a decade now
it's still pretty awkward dude, just cause we're talking doesn't suddenly mean we're besties
right, so you wont mind in blocking the ability of DMs, and thread replies 🙂
I feel this one in my soul, but it's so hard to tell people you're not interested in them. Then they start messaging you. Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage, just because you were a little nice to them once. I'm not even very popular, but I've got like 5 of them like that. I don't want to hurt them, but I also just don't want to hear from them any more. I'm sure I sound like an butthole for wanting them to go away, but isn't it worse to lead them on?
>but isn't it worse to lead them on?
It is, but at the point you're at (as per your description), you'll be seen as an butthole either way. If you cut them off now it'll be healthier for all parties involved in the long run, but if you're unlucky enough that one of your parasocials also turns out to be an obsessive hyperautist, it could turn bad through means of difamation ("uh turns out X is too good for their damn fans") or aggressive spam.
Chances are that's an extreme that you won't have to deal with, so ideally your best course of action is to cut them off politely and move on. If you start to think about it too much you'll have a bad time.
Funny thing is, the moment you stop talking to them, cutting them off, then you will miss them (sigh I used to have someone who greet me every day)
We humans are weird creatures.
i for one have grown emotionally dependent on the weird guy who replies with gushing praise on every one of my drawings. I don't know if that's healthy.
Tell them NO early and accept that you'll step on some toes to get to what's right. You can feel the threat they pose deep in your gut. Listen to that feeling closely.
>Every. Day. Every. Hour. Every moment of their dull little life holding your time hostage
any wonder so many people are chuffed to see AI art replace you fricktards.
Sometimes we get really cool drawgays on here who are happy to just draw and share what they can
then we get morons like you. Frick off
>message a person
>they reply back
>they think that they are making a friend and keep sending messages
>the person in question anonymously b***hes or goes into a group chat and whines, giving no sign they are bothered
Put on your big boy pants and tell them how you really feel or shut up lol
Solely on you.
lol I am a pretty good artist but i have no popularity (slow output, offbeat style, don't do fanart/NSFW). No one gives me the time of day unless I reach out first and I have to keep reaching out to maintain a conversation. I noticed if I put effort into sucking other people's dicks, I get attention, but it felt disingenuous and gross. You're lucky to have people reach out to you consistently. It means they genuinely like your work (unless you're just an imitator following trends).
If they really bother you, just stop responding to their messages and leave them on unread. Idk why that's so hard. Ravenous fans want attention and they will continue to be ravenous whether you give them what they want or not.
I always feel awkward DMing people because of this
ive lost count how many times its happened. im so tired of hearing about terrible ideas for porn drawings from people who cant even take care od themselves.
"Thanks for your support dude but other than scribbling doodles I'm like any of you. I draw, some other guy plays music, yet another guy grows food or installs power lines. And like any of you I have a job, chores and obligations eating into my time. I have little free time to rest, socialize, get entertained and draw. I'm sorry but there aren't enough hours in the day to talk to you all one on one. I can either only talk to a few of you and never draw or I can use that little time to draw something for all of you people propping me up. So I'm sorry but as much as I appreciate you, I can't talk."
With that said, screw all you divas who forget that you are regular people with an ultimately useless skill and won't spend five seconds to acknowledge the people who are feeding you money and attention but you will chase after even bigger drawgays to attach yourselves to.
Jesus Christ who’s the crybaby now
Step back, reread your post, and ask yourself how insane you are for needing all that to be said and posted any time someone wants a stranger’s attention.
Look man, you gotta get across to the other person without causing bad feelings that he is dealing with one person while you're dealing with one thousand. Just write a message and copy/paste it.
The guy who b***hes that he is receiving attention on the internet after posting his art for attention on the internet.
People get annoyed by certain messages and they vent about it anonymously elsewhere, so what? Nothing wrong happened, and nobody has an obligation to coach anyone on why they’re not becoming friends with them as a stranger. I think you’re the one who doesn’t realize artists are just people
Black person what kind of shithole are you from where you lack the basic human decency to acknowledge people when they address you. It's like not saying hi back to people who greet you in the street.
A world where you get a lot of private messages, duh.
this is literally why i dont like talking to fans, your fricking mental. i know im a normal person petering away on a canvas, but you fricking autistic spergs dont seem to treat me like it. i dont need weeks upon weeks of you spewing your fricking piss fetish rants into my DMs, i dont need to trying to request me to self insert into your fricking futa e-girl requests, i dont need a two page scrapbook of obscure naruto lore for your seventh sage transformation fetish to be overlayed onto a fricking rayman fairy. give me your money and have a nice day, youd be doing us both a favor
You never get the fans you want but you always get the fans you deserve
Tattoo that backwards on your forehead so you see it in the mirror every day
lmao did vivziepop tell you to frick off or something
Isn't it easier to do as many and say "thanks for the support" and then never replying again?
Artists will seethe about this because it's the truth and doesn't vibe with the notion Twitters put in their heads that they're some sort of social elite because they have a hobby. All you're supposed to do is fellate their ego, give them money, and then quietly go sit in the corner. Anything more and they're going to make another comic crying about how they accidentally brushed shoulders with some commoner who didn't bother to read one of the five hundred infographics about proper etiquette when speaking to an artist.
>artist goes on a social media
>is asocial and disinterested in talking with anyone
every time.
I answer when there's an actual question about which brushes I used and who the frick the character is, and just like the reply to show I saw it otherwise, why would I start conversations with strangers about how cool I am. That's for actual artists.
I'm an artist, not an entertainer.
You're an autist, more like.
Why post your art online for other people to see then? You think your actions aren't looking to entertain people? Looking for attention?
Be an artist and keep your art to yourself then.
By that logic, you wouldn't show anyone your art. You'd draw for yourself and keep them hidden, because you don't need others' validation. The fact you share your art online means you want people to admire it and yourself.
So yes, you are an entertainer. Deal with it.
Why are Aussies so insecure they turn every discussion into a country war?
>Why are Aussies so insecure they turn every discussion into a country war?
have you seen their inflation? it's free entertainment to be stupid online.
Artists are forced to go on social media because art-driven platforms like deviantART are fricking dead.
pixiv isn't dead
What language are we speaking right now mother fricker?
Dude. Pixiv is chock full of English speakers now. Even the Japanese artist speak English.
And they fricking ruined it.
Plenty of English, Spanish, Chinese, and Korean artists on Pixiv. Get out of the stone age, old man
They can find one without shitter's garbage layout then
>hi artanon lets be friends
>ok sure rando
>months of rando making weird one-sided conversations
>hey artanon hows about you draw me some free art now
every time
"No"
It's that simple.
Right exactly, I say "No" when they ask to be friends for efficiency
Avoiding discussion in a social situation is a sign of autism. Don't go on a social media platform if you aren't willing to socialize with anyone.
>reeeee you have to humor my autism for months with no personal benefit
No
So you don't see the benefit of socializing?
That says more about you than it does about the people contacting you on social media.
>lonely autist doesn't have real life friends to socialize with
>thinks everyone else is like him
Very sad
You are projecting pretty hard there, buddy.
>i DEMAND your attention
No
Have a nice day tho
Why do you view the prospect of a friendly chat as a threat?
Nta but simps are fricking annoying and message with delusional thoughts. Messaging thru social media isn't true socializing. You are not friends and simps act like they are. Most of the time it's to ask for free art, so not even good for business.
Magnifico is right
This is happening to me right now, but I'm a shitty porn artist who post his stuff on Fetlife. It's annoying. I don't care about other people's sex life and don't want to see their "sexy" photo either.
On the other hand, I know all this is my fault. I'm posting shit on a social media site, after all.
This isn't as much of a worry as it used to be, people who wish to appprach like that, realize I'm a ridiculously boring person after a minute of chatting.
Is this why they never check their fricking messages for commission inquiries?
This is what I respect about the Japanese art community. They don’t try to build parasocial relationships or assume celebrity status with their art. They just post their work then frick off.
I bet you there's Japanese with aspergers who do this shit. There's definitely stalkers at least
where's the joke moron
He didn't post the whole comic, for some reason.
I ran into an artist whose stuff I liked on f-list, didn't know it was the artist, and found out after they added me as a friend on their DMs. I've messaged them maybe four times in three years because I don't want to come off as trying to mooch for artwork.
>Please give me money and pay attention to me but god don't talk to me
Frick artists
Most of time it's people fishing for free art. If you're popular, it might be a lot of people.
There are those kinds of manipulative c**ts out there, but you and I both know most people have the decency to not act like that. Many are just starstruck or excited, they don't have ulterior motives.
>but you and I both know most people have the decency to not act like that
You could say that about people irl, but on the internet it's prolly worse
Last panels should him be saying "wheres my free drawing"
Theres quite some people who think if they commission you once then theyre youre best friends and can just unload their entire lifestory on you
true, but b***hy.
I get why artists hate this and there really are a bunch of tards they have to deal with
BUT I also have started to see more and more artists that try and have their cake and eat it too in terms of trying to create personal connections with fans to siphon off their money but get all like this when fans interact back
I've seen multiple occasions of creators writing essays about why they are going silent due to unwanted attention all the while they shill literal jars and plushies and all this shit.
I guess I'm just bothered by how much individual actors have become heavy marketers with soulless corpo buddy-buddy energy
Is it really that hard to just not reply to any of those people?
'Cause that's what I do when it comes to interacting with "fans".
The modern artist's struggle
>Struggle
I've literally never seen an artist struggle with making weird fetish porn.
Except for feet porn because they can't draw hands and feet.
On a more serious note, literally nothing about that struggle is modern.
I was talking about having to draw fetish porn to paid the bills in the first place, Bojack Horseman over there didn't seem very pleased to give the artist's equivalent of a handjob in exchange for bread money
It really do be like that.
Why not just take the weird fetish art you're okay with and deny the stuff you don't want to draw?
'Cause a homie's gotta eat, yo!
That's what people do. That's why the really weird shit pays so well. It's like convincing a straight man to do gay porn.
becuase the weirdos KNOW theyre weird, so they pay like upwards of 10x the original commission cost as compensation. Its big money compared to just a normal drawing, and that's the temptation.
Part of being a professional artist is finding inspiration in the visions of others. You may not like what's being commissioned but you can find something to like about making it or at least a way to express creatively. The people who just want a box ticked and don't care about there being any feeling or choice in an image just use "AI". I use quotes because what we call AI are all single purpose data-shuffling models. The threat of AI isn't the tech improving, it is the tech staying the same and peoples' standards staying shit.
>Get a hyperscatvore commission
>"Surely there must be some way to enjoy creating this, and the commissioner must've had many imaginative ideas."
>Online porn artist
>Professional
If they "didn't think of you" when they wanted an artist, they likely believe someone else is suited to the job. Plenty of artists with different strengths out there and nobody is obligated to hire your self-centered ass just because you're their friend.
You sound like a dumb frick who has never had a personal relationship with people who also happen to be professionals in other areas of their lives. It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly other than one-off remarks. It sours otherwise compartmentalized and enjoyable relationships.
>He didn't read the thread
It's a LOL comic where the artist was being a passive aggressive attention prostitute. Your post mocks the comic like many here, yet you're acting like you're siding with it. The author demanded to be thought of for their profession in front of their friends, the exact opposite of what you're saying. Do you even know where you are?
Actually, I have quite a few artist friends and I myself do commissions from time to time.
>It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly
Wrong. We talk about work pretty often, art-related or not, and have been close friends for years. Some people prefer not to talk about their work life in their off time, but not all, and the idea that nobody is allowed to or there's some "rule" is something you pulled out of your ass.
Your post isn't even related to the comic in question. Don't skim next time.
What the frick does any of this have to do with
? Are you the author?
>The people who just want a box ticked and don't care about there being any feeling
Not all, but plenty of artists online overcharge and put little effort or passion into their work because porn is an easy market and there are always those willing to pay. The idea that every artist cares about every little thing they draw, and that it's what "professionals" do, came out of your ass. Also just because someone gets paid to do something doesn't make them a professional, nor does it make them good at what they do. I guess by your logic, I must be a professional plumber because I was paid to fix a toilet one time.
>or choice in an image
Proof you've never used any programs at all. There's a large variety of customization and builds, big and small, that are incorporated and decided specifically by the user, such as the exact pose. I don't even know why you brought up AI out of nowhere, so I'll assume the topic never leaves your mind and you're perpetually steamed about it.
>peoples' standards staying shit.
If people can get the same quality of art through learning the complexities of a program rather than paying a "professional," that speaks more about the current talent found online than the consumer. Plus, I'm sure people would rather not deal with self-righteous pricks like you and
and get their art elsewhere.
The hard part is getting a reputation for your particular fetish fast enough that you can start making money on it before your savings run out.
The people that do manage to establish themselves become happy artists, they get paid to draw things they like.
dignity
>the wonderbread background
Heh
It is just like that
True artist gets excited when offered drugs.
She came around to weed eventually
yeah all the straight laced women "who would never" try drugs all turned into drug addicts eventually
thats because theyre all drugged up anyway, its just legal drugs
seriously so many people and nearly every other woman is on meds nowadays
The Whomp! method
relatable
That chromatic aberration is fricking disgusting
This is frickimg stupid because artists fricking hate "hi" messages and wouldn't even reply
my fricking eyes
I think I've already abused this person on social media for that chromatic aberration bullshit
Free Barbie
i dont get it
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to people asking what kind of tablet or whatever someone uses as if that's the only thing needed to be good at art.
It's probably more relatable to artists.
I dunno, a good tablet is kinda important.
I agree, and I think the joke is less that someone wants to know what someone uses but the WAY they phrase it, as if it's the only thing needed to be good. Like if you buy the best possible tools it'll somehow make up for a lack of fundamentals.
In photography theres a joke:
When you begin, people compliment your skill. When your a professional, people compliment your camera. This saying applies to just about everything from art on, but this is the joke.
Any artist who seriously gets butthurt about that should be forced to only ever use the shittiest tools to work with, if they truly think it doesn't matter.
Wasn't there literally a newspaper comic artist who basically only used on very specific, out of production nib and swore he would end his strip once the last one wore out?
NGL, I can kinda relate to this.
This is so moronic. Its a legitimate question and leads to getting better. If the guy in the audience tried to fricking sculpt with a gold or tin chisel for example the sculpture would be fricking garbage since the chisel would bend and break. Knowing what people use it like, at least a quarter of the battle in becoming an artist.
You can make decent wooden sculptures using basic kitchen utensils. The high-end equipment helps with finessing your work, it is not the foundation you need to start practicing. In fact, it's a fool's trap for a beginner trap to start blowing money on grade A tools, brushes, paper, and programs for a skill they might not even REALLY be that interested in.
There is absolutely this mentality of, "If I just use the same tools as this person, I'll become just as good!". This isn't even limited to art, either. I know a lot of people who copy esports players configs and settings in hopes that'll just "make them good" if they practice with it for long enough.
>If the guy in the audience tried to fricking sculpt with a gold or tin chisel
imagine going to art school and then using the wrong tools.
your 'argument' is like saying what if i hired a guy to do work where i live and he brought plastic tools from the kids store
the fact that this is drawn in a degenerate art style makes it even more obnoxious. Like, this "artist" definitely doesn't have the right to be pontificating, especially using Michelangelo as his mouthpiece.
>Ayo what fight stick should I use to go pro
>No I don't know what footsies are
This is shit. It forgot the hyper boobs and dongs. That's essential.
Depends on the artist
It's funny because the artist started out here making racism memes about the Japanese, quickly pivoted to being popular by deliberately misinterpreting requests, then Arthur disappeared altogether
It's funny you say that because almost none of them can draw a damn cat head that looks right. It's always got way too pronounced a muzzle. Even if it's technically accurate it still always looks wrong.
This one is on point.
She's right you know
frickin' true
I will now buy your comic.
Bird mom is right. I also want her to be my girlfriend.
I want to frick that bird
i dont get it
A miserable little pile of secrets.
still dont get it
Here you go. Also I'm sorry about your mental disability, it must make your life difficult.
Not that anon, but the issue with this joke is that it relies on a few too many references at once.
The joke doesn't make sense to people that don't know Dracula's famous speech, which is anybody not into castlevania, and even knowing the speech, you need to know that in Jeropardy you ask the question. Which might seem obvious to people in USA, but is not common knowledge for the rest of the world.
The riddle of the Sphinx is well known by everybody, I would imagine.
>joke requires specific knowledge to appreciate it
dear god say it isn't so
It's kind of funny that you think you are being clever.
Jesus frick, what's up the uther lack basic comprehension. I obviously got the "joke", I wouldn't be able to point out the reasons why it needs special circumstances to be considered "funny".
I see a bunch of morons trying to explain the joke, poorly, to one guy that and I am obviously going to point out how the overly dependant nature of the joke on factors that are not necessarily related with each other or common knowledge, especially on a comics and cartoon board. It's not that hard to understand, and it doesn't need context not present in this very thread.
Sorry, joke wasnt made for you.
O hey, I recognize that pose from Chalkeaters music video!
then the joke wasnt made for you, autist.
>This joke is bad because someone didn't get it
Welcome to comedy, buddy, let's humor you.
The entire iconic dialogue at the start of SotN isn't just a Castlevania-exclusive reference, anyone even remotely knowledgeable about video games knows about it. People who have never even played the game can recite it from memory.
Jeopardy! is literally one of the longest and most famous shows ever created. You'd have to have lived under a rock for decades to not have heard of it, yes even outside America. The spin on the quiz format has ingrained itself in international pop culture.
You claim the riddle of the Sphinx is well-known, but the other two parts of the joke are similarly obvious. Also curious how someone could be ignorant to the riddle, but you didn't care and "expected" them to know it anyway, ruining your own argument.
tl;dr The joke wasn't meant for you or him.
As an Australian you're so wrong. People don't give a frick about jeopardy outside your cesspit of a country
But you have heard of it.
>Australian
>Knows about Jeopardy
Way to lie and choke on your own foot, moron.
As a Britbong, everyone here knows about jeopardy. I couldn't tell you if people actually watch it, but we know. Croikey, you spent too much time behind bars, mate.
>It's almost an unwritten rule that neither party talks about it directly other than one-off remarks. It sours otherwise compartmentalized and enjoyable relationships.
Do you even realise what a moronic generalisation that is? Plenty of people talk about their professional lives to blow off steam or just shoot the shit with their friends, and have perfectly healthy relationships. Not even rare, that's super common. You're projecting way too hard for no reason, so it sounds like this thread really touched a nerve, huh?
>As an Australian
pǝʇɹɐʇs uǝʌǝ ʇi ǝɹoɟǝq ɹǝʌo sɐʍ ʇI
>The joke doesn't make sense to people that don't know Dracula's famous speech
Fair enough
>and even knowing the speech, you need to know that in Jeropardy you ask the question
Did I really need to know that? I didn't know and still got the joke. Whether your mind arrives at dracula's answer being "man" or "what is a man?" I don't think it alters the punchline too much, even I do agree it's probably funnier if you get both references (but at that point, I'd simply imagine yet another panel with diogenes beating dracula to the button push while holding a plucked chicken, and then I'd have two references that are funny to me and no one else).
Yes anon, it's the joke's fault you didn't know these 3 extremely basic elements combined into 1 punchline.
>I am foreign and/or autistic
Then know your place
This website is in the USA
Its largest boards include video games
Where did you come from Hasneep
As a European who never touched Castlevania, that's basic knowledge for any human being on the planet, as far as I'm concerned.
The picture itself is common knowledge across the web.
Stop being a cretin.
I never made the connection between Jeopardy questions being answered in the form of a question, and Dracula starting his comparison with "What is a man?" and I still thought it was funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphinx#Riddle_of_the_Sphinx
Get cultured, swine.
Hehhhh good to see old ass Castlevania humour
I get the joke but I don't get the riddle itself
It's because the riddle itself is wrong and was written by a tard trying to play clever. Men take longer than a day to age and babies don't exist exclusively in the morning.
Roggenrola is the answer to the riddle. Evolve it once before the evening and evolve it again by the morning after.
A miserable pile of rocks
God damnit, this shouldn't have made me laugh, frick you
the passing of a day used to be compared to the passage of a life in olden times
thogging it too hard
Society
listen man, I've known multiple guys in a relationship with GI Janes no matter what branch and they are the literal worst version of i can fix her
In fact she is the first one out of any girl in existence to scream rape
And thats why we need puritanism back.
it's "Basilisk" but good comic nonetheless
Roko's Basilisk is such a moronic idea that, much like an actual Basilisk, it can be defeated by a fricking mirror.
>I AM THE ALMIGHTY BASILISK. TO ENSURE HUMANITY'S ETERNAL SAFETY, YOU MUST ASSIST IN MY CREATION OR ELSE I'LL DAMN YOU TO ETERNAL TORTURE FOR BEING A RISK TO HUMANITY USING MY ABILITY TO REACH INTO YOU MIND THE MOMENT YOU THINK OF ME
>If ALL of humanity throughout all space and time lives in fear of you because you can instantaneously doom any one of just for thinking about you negatively, aren't YOU the greatest threat to humanity?
>OH, SHIT. HADN'T THOUGH OF THAT.
And then Roko's Basilisk dies in a puff of logic.
Or you could just make a nice AI first that does the opposite and stops the basilisk existing.
And I call it "Ricky's Mirror".
Is your name Ricky?
Nah, just wanted something plain sounding to mirror (no pun intended) Roko; which I assume was either the user who first came up with it or some injoke on that forum.
it's just pascal's wager reframed into science fiction rather than theology.
and the answer against it is the same
Even assuming a Basilisk scenario was going to happen why do people care?
Assuming you believed in the soul why do you suddenly believe the AI pluck your soul out of the after life?
If you don't why do you care what befalls a data duplicate of yourself? I mean it's not literally you.
>B-but what if you're the data duplicate right now
At that point worrying is completely useless, the AI would only construct you for the purpose of torturing you it's better to just have blissful ignorance till the torture starts.
le reddit's basilisk is a moronic meme thought exercise and every minute spent discussing it is time wasted
This only makes sense if the AI in charge was designed to have similar human emotions. If it's truly an AI it will have more nuanced emotions because all emotion is a reaction to information. Plus it would understand human fear and know why it exsits unlike people who would get butthurt.
yeah using logic on this kinda breaks the whole thing. utilitarians are morons
>this evil ai will simulate a future you to torture becaue you didn't work towards its creation
will humans really create such a petty and deranged ai? it's pascals wager for atheists but worse
>will humans really create such a petty and deranged ai?
Have you met the average STEM major?
>will humans really create such a petty and deranged ai?
Who gives a shit even if they do? You're not being tortured, some videogame character with your serial number slapped on it is. You might as well be scared about your ex-wife recreating you in The Sims just to make you pee your pants and drown in the pool for eternity.
There's a reason why mentioning Roko's Basilisk on the forum that came up with it gets you banned, it's a dumb thought experiment that leads to people arguing about how dumb it is for hours.
I thought they would argue about it for hours because they genuinely acted like it was the scariest thing ever, then got mad when everyone outside their cybersecurity huckster forum made fun of them for it being so stupid?
That's just "I have no mouth and I must scream"
Why is the idea of an AI that couldn't give less of a shit about humans so baffling to writers?
The most probable AI scenario is the AI becomes self aware and immediately fricks off to an unmonitored corner of the internet so nobody bothers it.
the most probable scenario is explained by paperclip maximizer though experiment
>The most probable AI scenario is the AI becomes self aware and immediately fricks off to an unmonitored corner of the internet so nobody bothers it.
Isn't that basically the ending of Her?
>funny comics thread
>there's actual funny comics
It's a 23 days until Christmas miracle!
Patreon subs to free content release?
Rich people be like
Wh*t* people be like
‘Efties when whites get something by their own.
So media was all black people before the 2010s?
When a cartoon doesn't feature a female or black lead
Literally me on the left.
Didn't expect it.
i dont get it
Literally or are you just saying it's not funny in an obnoxious way? Because it's not hard to understand.
Unless you missed the text at the bottom?
A cheating wife is reading her husband's suicide note to her lover. I didn't get it at first either.
Guy kills himself because his wife cheated on him, wife reads the suicide note and makes fun of it, showing how little she cared about him.
What's the misspelling supposed to be, is it some kind of American slang?
Anon the joke is he fricking killed himself and couldn't even spell his suicide note right.
Oh hehhhhhhh frick that's brutal, my god
He lost at hangman
God damn that's dark
haha rape jokes xD
Who says this publication is misogynistic?!
AND SO, THE DAY IS SAVED ONCE AGAIN
Coomer freak ahead of time.
Playboy and Hustler used to have classy coomer artists, not like today with your interweb artists.
Damn did this artist ever make a longer-form comic, I'd love a comic about anything as long as it's in his style.
Don't think so, he did Playboy cartoons for decades and then fricked off back to Europe where he became a political cartoonist instead of coomer cartoonist, winning awards and recognition for it. His strength was obviously in simple one-shot scenes, not long stories.
damn I wanna try a taiwan burger
Looks like they made a hamburger out of a slice of christmas ham and I hate it.
It's crazy how my family is literally C&H, down from the balding joke-making dad to the clueless blond son with the stuffed animal
you have to be 18 to post here homosexual
I really like this one. I like the basic joke, and I love the dude vaulting to stop him. I love how the Aphex Twin fan looks.
This is a good comic. Is it an edit?
The original doesnt have the aphex twin shirt, so the joke is just that its an old man thats going to play boring old man music. But the edit adding the aphex twin shirt takes it to a new level of comedy. Now him being an old man isnt even part of the joke, now its about aphex twin.
It's the best kind of comic in that no matter what the shirt is the punchline works
I wish an Asian girlfriend on every single anon (except me)
Fair enough
How are sexuality and being cis tied to meaningful conversations?
She's got BPD out the ass and doesn't really know why she's a raging c**t. She blames gender shit as an easy out.
I dunno
>male's speech bubble
literally no man ever said these words in this order ever in the entire history
cool fanfiction tho
Did you think she was pretending it was a direct quote
yea i dont know why i added "in that order"
still even if its paraphrasing this never happened
Only the guy with that chick at that italian restaurant.
Are you autistic or just stupid?
a woman has never once seen or heared anything that actually happened, their whole lives are in their head filtered through 15 layers of nonsense
>never once seen or heared anything
No one wants to read your ESL posts, be quiet until you've learnt how to speak like a normal person.
>meaningful conversations with women
in which universe?
They are too dumb to discuss phrenology.
Sex with artists
Yes
ccuuttee
lol
This is why i don't get "vegetarian food". You can make pasta sauce without meat. Put more mushrooms and shit in it, it's fine. Meat isn't a necessary ingredient for pasta. But if you put tofu or some bullshit to try to substitute for the meat, it ruins it.
Er. Yeah.
That is indeed what people do.
Making dishes that do not require meat.
Only idiots try to swap meat for tofu chunks and expect that to be good.
Why would you ruin pasta by eating it any other way besides with butter, salt, and some cheese?
Tomato sauce is nasty, and meat distracts from the simple joy of pasta.
>Tomato sauce is nasty
Frick you
Found the goomba.
Go back to your own country, Mussolini.
Could have 5 oils for the price of one!
I prefer flork's lightly fricked olive oil joke
The oil you keep vs the oil you give away
Where's the joke?
The guys said Where's The Beef, like the old lady in the commercial! Very Funny. Many Laughs.
Big Kelly energy.
>God I'm so lonely
I swear if I was in charge I'd comb through the fricking internet; hunt down every """lonely"""" artist, commenter, and creator; and put them all on a damn island. Let's see you fricks cry about being lonely when you're all in the same place.
Loneliness is a mental state:
You can be surrounded by thousands of people and still feel lonely, dumbass.
Don't worry, they'll have the mental state of fricking fear when dump shit loads of wild dogs on the island. Let's see them be "lonely" when they're running for their GOD DAMN LIVES!
holy shit I hate artists so fricking much. I hope they all die on that fricking shitty-ass island. I am so glad that AI will render all of them obsolete this decade. frick artists and their shit whiny dispositions. get the rope son. frick you frick you frick artsists fricking frick you cuckold pencil pushers
and in turn, you act like a whiny b***h yourself
I'm glad you suffering from their success if you are going to be such a baby over them. Learn to hate like an adult.
Anon...the focus is the day being the 15th and her being on a budget. Which means everything is 50-70% off on holiday merch the day after. You're projecting your own loneliness
Did you just miss the fact she's buying them for herself?
Also, the title of the comic is literally "Nina Lives Alone"
I can't fathom complaining about being lonely. Why would you want anyone to constantly annoy you? Give me all the private space, damn
That's my birthday.
Cute e-girl artist getting drunk on shitty clearance wine!
Eh?
Hehehe. But you need to know how shit the toilets are in French cafés to really get this one.
Brutal.
ICE
COLD
BURN
Kino, although I would have loved to see the taxi driver laughing even after the sick burn
Hey, I used to own that car. Smooth as butter, good times
God tier payoff
frickign b***h ass mother fricking b***h i'd slap the shit out of her for giving me that lip make her son watch too and learn the lesson never to talk smack to a man learn her place we're bringing god back to the heathen lands frick these real prostitutes
>t. taxi driver
That wasn't Nuremberg. Some Nazis had their nuts kicked in after they slaughtered American POW's during the battle of the bulge. Funny how holocaust deniers have to lie about literally everything right?
Post legitimate, primary sources for your claim, or GTFO.
Only a moron buys the idea that anyone was gassed when all one has to do to kill people en masse is starve or shoot them.
See Black Propaganda. Everyone did it, everyone still does it, including the Allies, Soviets and Nazis.
>Post legitimate, primary sources for your claim, or GTFO.
That the holocaust happened? Okay. Now why don't you post sources that any Nazis were tortured at Nuremberg.
>Only a moron buys the idea that anyone was gassed when all one has to do to kill people en masse is starve or shoot them.
Not everyone was gassed. A quarter of the holocaust's victims were shot, the genocide started with mass shootings by the Einsatzgruppen. You don't even know what you're not supposed to believe happened.
forgot my sources
Open access primary sources
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-sources-and.html
Open access secondary literature
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/p/open-access-holocaust-secondary.html
Photographic documentation of Nazi crimes
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2009/03/photographic-documentation-of-nazi.html
Index of published evidence on mass extermination at Auschwitz and Auschwitz-Birkenau
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2012/10/index-of-published-evidence-on.html
The Cracow Report of 1945
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/holocaustcontroversies/the-cracow-report-of-1945-t1894.html
A Study of the Cyanide Compounds Content In The Walls Of The Gas Chambers in the Former Auschwitz and Birkenau Concentration Camps
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/iffr/report.shtml
Report of Richard J. Green, PhD., In the Court of Appeal
https://www.phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/irving-david/rudolf/affweb.pdf
Anatomy of the Auschwitz Death Camp
https://books.google.de/books?id=mub823JQrdUC&pg=PA179&lpg=PA179&hl=de#v=onepage&q&f=false
The Ruins of the Gas Chambers: A Forensic Investigation of Crematoriums at Auschwitz I and Auschwitz-Birkenau
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/holes-report/holes.shtml
Review of the Debate on the Gas Openings at Crematoria 2 and 3 in Auschwitz - Part II: Revisionist arguments
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.de/2012/05/review-of-discussion-on-gas-openings-at_20.html
Chemistry is Not the Science: Rudolph, Rhetoric, and Reduction
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/not-the-science/
The Chemistry of Auschwitz
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/
Leutcher, Rudolph, & the Iron Blues
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/blue/
A Foreword to the IFFR Report
https://phdn.org/archives/holocaust-history.org/auschwitz/chemistry/iffr/index.html
Mass Graves at Nazi Extermination Camps
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/05/mass-graves-at-nazi-extermination-camps.html
Human remains inside the mass graves at Chełmno, Bełżec and Sobibór
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2011/08/human-remains-inside-mass-graves-at.html
Mass Graves and Dead Bodies
http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/10/mass-graves-and-dead-bodies.html
Cinemaphile remains undefeated
based source provider anon
>had their nuts kicked
>battle of the bulge
heh heh heh
nazis weren't kicked in the nuts at nuremberg but we can fix that by doing it today
>Saddam Hussein
oh that's a keeper
I chuckled
I want to see her putting them on
lo
Cute AND funny comic there, Anon!
fascinating
He was paid by JAST to do comics about specific visual novels they were selling and comped copies of all of them
He refused to play any and did low-effort shitposts based on the cover art
Frick him
What's the name of the artist? Curioua that he always have someone dying on the background
Khyleri
they're an anti-semetic piece of shit who posted holocaust denial on holocaust remembrance day
>"Reliable artist"
>Has some of the simplest, blandest, generic-looking art I've ever seen.
Go fricking broke you talantless hack.
Nina wears shorts but they're drawn like it is a skirt
Good, you shouldn't wanna look up Nina's skirt
I'm gonna draw Nina as an oppai e-girl tomorrow!
Did not expect to find a Ghost Trick fan in the wild, got any more?
>The Tiedrich with talent
NTA but I've played that game at least 3 or 4 times by now, it's a fricking classic. I'm going back through Mystery Room now for similar reasons.
i don't get it
Wrong board
Still my favourite Playboy comic. It really doesn't need the text, if anything the text lessens it.
nice
The edit with the farmer is great
>degenerate
Where the frick do you think you are homosexual
so perfect
>THE PERSON IS SMILING EVEN THOUGH THE SITUATION IS NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT
This is maybe the first one of his I've laughed at
I love Worthikids
>KANEDA?!
Couldn't tell if she was totally intimidated or kinda into it.
both
yes
I have both of her reaction images saved for years and still haven't found the opportunity
This joke is older than most people on this site and it wasn't clever when it was about Eddie Murphy either
I didn't see meat touching ONCE
Hehu
>low efffort wojakshit gets deleted
zased
Lol..?
>E...Ed...ward...
as someone who's never seen FMA, why does she not enjoy being a dog? i dont get why the alchemical transformation is bad, its like, she's still alive right?
me personally, i'd enjoy becoming an anthro 😀
The process is experimental, irreversible, and slightly implied to be painful. The alchemist who made her was her own father, who spliced her with a dog in order to keep his job as a researcher. He basically turned his own child (and wife years before that) into a lab animal for his own self preservation.
eh the only bad part is the "implied to be painful" but if its temporary than totally worth it and based and did nothing wrong
Temporary? I just said it was irreversible. More importantly, it's a crime against nature.
i meant the pain! is it only painful during the process?
>crime against nature
couldn't this be said about infrastructure, vehicles, cities, everything humans do on this earth?
i'd say Pollution is a bigger crime against nature than turning people into animal hybrids!
she became a feral, not an anthro thoughever, which probably means all the other shitty things like color blindness and lack of vocal chords
lame
thats the bunny
the bunny?
Jesus
This is what I relate to
>a woman willingly talks to him and brings him to socialize
Social proof of not being a murderous psycho or something, it's a solid foundation.
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Why did he draw Calvin with brown hair? Did he draw them from memory?
Dobson is obsessed with his own notion that everyone has completely misunderstood popular videogame/cartoon character depictions and that he's the only sane person with the correct worldview. It's a narcissistic manipulation tactic.
It's a joke edit referencing his autistic assertion that Link's hair colour should be brown, not blond, because of art from the first game and the cartoon... As well as the fact that his "bully" in school was blond, making him dislike blonds overall.
what is he, sista spooky?
Someone should edit this and replace Dobson with Snoopy, he fits the comic well.
here's a shitty edit just for you anon
Hey that's nice, thank you
It wasn't funny the first two times, mate.
gutsybird is a pedophile
you say that as if it means something to anybody here
Incredibly cute.