Most media in the past decades has April around the same age as the turtles, when in the 90s cartoon, she was nearly twice their age. She's about the same age as them in this movie too
I would've gone to see it, in theaters if it wasn't for that. At a certain point you have to stop giving money to things like this in any way shape or form. I don't think I've watched anything past the 80s lately save for the revival of Takeshi's Castle.
>in a movie about an underground society of mutants, that was definitely the most unrealistic part
Yes it is, and stop using this ("it's just fiction bro") as an excuse it's tiresome.
I still can't get why Hollywood is doing this, everyone running things is white, what benefit ruining your own culture?
Making money has always been the number one objective. This must be the first time in business that a desire to look fair has been put over everything else.
> >OOGA BOOGA! AYO DIS BE APRIL, WHERE DEM TURDLES BE AT?!?!? IMA FINNIN TO BEHEAD THEM b***hES, DA LOCAL PAWN SHOP BE GIBBSIN' MADE LOOT FOR DEM AUTHENTIC BIG ASS TURDLE SHELLS, YO!
Quite possibly one of the most significant downgrades in history
This has to be cultural subversion. Can't imagine this legitimately someone's idea of artistic license giving them free writ to butcher a character so hard
It's kinda shocking how ambivalent I am about the TMNT franchise. I guess not growing up watching any of the cartoons kinda robbed me of any nostalgia-goggles. Legit don't see the appeal of any of the media, past, present, or likely future.
>the turtles have a crush on new April in the new movie btw
Is she older or their age like she's been the last few iterations?
Isn't she supposed to be much younger? Like 13-16?
Most media in the past decades has April around the same age as the turtles, when in the 90s cartoon, she was nearly twice their age. She's about the same age as them in this movie too
in the golden age she was a news reporter in her late 20s
Only Leonardo
That makes it worse
thas rite
I would've gone to see it, in theaters if it wasn't for that. At a certain point you have to stop giving money to things like this in any way shape or form. I don't think I've watched anything past the 80s lately save for the revival of Takeshi's Castle.
Isn't this an insert for the showrunner or one of the writers?
you could show me proof of the opposite and I still wouldn't believe you
in a movie about an underground society of mutants, that was definitely the most unrealistic part
>in a movie about an underground society of mutants, that was definitely the most unrealistic part
Yes it is, and stop using this ("it's just fiction bro") as an excuse it's tiresome.
>No April don't drink that!
why why why why why why why why why
You know why.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/environmental-social-and-governance-esg-criteria.asp
?si=J52QbLtmjIyjaEtR
April gots dat WAP.
>make self insert character ten times darker than their own skin color
why do mentally ill artists always do this?
Blacks are incredibly narcissistic.
At least she's non threatening to female incels
Always have been
Oddly enough it's usually the other way around.
now post the uncropped version
Whats the point of making a fake edit like this? Especially when the original version of the tweet was spammed for days
>her name is Ayo
>Seth Rogen
>Viacom
TMNT is kosher now. Nothing good will come of it again, until the IP leaves israeli hands
Why do israelites seem to despise all things beautiful?
Here's your starter pack to answer your question. Look them up anytime
>Jacob Frank
>Sabbatai Zevi
>Chabad Lubavitch
Jealousy and cuckoldry
Both Seth Rogen and Paramount dislike white people.
literally no difference
AYO
Here we go again with the jannie baiting again.
Thanks for the chuckle anon.
I lost my shit on dicky thread
Evil cannot create
It can only corrupt
this is the ugliest design ive ever seen in my 30 years on this earth
Dont worry anon, i can give you a worse one
Mortal Kombat 1 Tanya
I still can't get why Hollywood is doing this, everyone running things is white, what benefit ruining your own culture?
Making money has always been the number one objective. This must be the first time in business that a desire to look fair has been put over everything else.
>everyone running things is white
Check "Early Life" section more often, anon
is Cinemaphile ready for the AYO-naissance???
>eye-oh
wtf
She's literally only good in The Bear because she plays herself (a stuck-up, prideful, know-it-all loser)
> >OOGA BOOGA! AYO DIS BE APRIL, WHERE DEM TURDLES BE AT?!?!? IMA FINNIN TO BEHEAD THEM b***hES, DA LOCAL PAWN SHOP BE GIBBSIN' MADE LOOT FOR DEM AUTHENTIC BIG ASS TURDLE SHELLS, YO!
>o lawd dem turtles massa splinter
Quite possibly one of the most significant downgrades in history
This has to be cultural subversion. Can't imagine this legitimately someone's idea of artistic license giving them free writ to butcher a character so hard
It's kinda shocking how ambivalent I am about the TMNT franchise. I guess not growing up watching any of the cartoons kinda robbed me of any nostalgia-goggles. Legit don't see the appeal of any of the media, past, present, or likely future.
Why not adapt this instead, you get representation that's actually good
STOP TAKING OUR REDHEADS
anyway homie turtles is very worth watching
The real April's "what the hell is even that?" expression is perfect
>Hideous shitlocks monster headed negress
Into the garbage it goes and stays
I want her back.
No you don't, let her rest, until the IP falls into better hands. That or commission some fanworks
Supposedly more of this slop is on the way in the form of an streaming series, also more movies too, I think. Looking grim
Racism?
In my Cinemaphile?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why woke racists think they are against racism?