James Cameron should direct it and make an on-screen appearance as himself telling the CEO that his submarine is shit and he's going to get everyone killed.
And then after the CEO tells him off and walks away, the camera closes in on James' face as he looks at the camera and a single tear rolls down his cheek
>The core issue is that changing political mores have established the systematic promotion of the unqualified and sidelining of the competent.
IT'S CALLED EQUITY RACIST CHUD
>https://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/
Why do people act like this is a bad thing?
No more social media, no more tinder or tiktok.
Because it's a K class scenario
Too many of the wrong people wind up dying and without the internet and its knowledgebase we're back thousands of years
Once SHTF there is no telling who all is going to get splattered
We are currently in a world where there are a frick ton of socil problems caused by social media and people don't care because they want itnernet strangers to validate their shitty lifestyle. I'm relaly not bothered with the loss of the internet at this point, it's not even fun anymore it's heavily centralized and sterile, and each year it gets smaller.
>I'm relaly not bothered with the loss of the internet at this point
You're missing the headline, which is, "iron age" in the sense that we have a frick ton of metal to reforge as scrap, given that enough people who even know shit about forging to do it survive
Once the people that knew already how to do shit die, and we're talking experts from so many different fields it's ridiculous, that field goes into the dark ages and is forgotten, or at best, severely moronic
Potentially extinction since most people don't even fricking know how to feed themselves without a grocery store
Not sure about that, seems to be backfiring.
The group in charge who push these ideas (largely israelites) need the american military. But it seems that american military power is not even close to being what it was. I heard that even their arms manufacturing is in the toilet because nobody even knows how to build certain types of things, so they had to recall retired 80year olds.
And manufacturing as a whole is outsourced to other countries.
Americans like to shitpost but they are essentially living on fumes of their past glory. It's not the 50s anymore.
Did (they) really think that white men would continue working for them and put forth their maximum effort? Or that shitskins from the third world could really step in our shoes?
the ideal/hope behind corporatism is to remove all dependency upon unique skills/understanding, that anything one person can do can be taught to another person (and they'll work cheaper) and be able to replace them if they become too expensive.
so if you aren't well on your way to being self-sufficient you're about to get fricked hard.
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How self-sufficient are we talking here? Like self employed or living in a cabin in the woods kind of self-sufficient?
I don't even need to read the article to know what it's about.
Having worked in a few different manufacturing industries, I can safely say that the US is FRICKED. Who would have thought that all these non white foreigners were not actually going to end up as engineers, technicians, and just generally competent people with an IQ above 80? Things are going to start shutting down just because everyone is too fricking stupid to keep it running or repair it. Hell, fast food can't even get your order right after having to repeat it 2 times and wait 20 mins while they deal with their anxiety crisis or try to learn English on the go.
It's not just immigration, look at the education system and culture. Everything is devolving, people are dumber than ever without any impetus to improve. Basic literacy and numeracy is at an all-time low across the board in younger gens, we are fricked.
One of my nieces just landed a job paying 155k a year that she literally has no idea how to do or how to even start doing it. Because she’s a woman. They also can’t fire her.
>go to college and write papers about how evil white people are >apply to job and check the "not a white dude" box >go to the interview and signal to the interviewer about how you're in they're political group
>>go to college and write papers about how evil white people are
What if you are white? Then you just said you are evil. Why would anyone hire an evil person? What if your boss is white?
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apologizing for your whiteness is the only redeeming act of having said whiteness
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You have a couple options. You can be "one of the good ones" and specify that you hate a more-specific group of whites (old white people, white men, white christians, etc).. Or you can use my personal favorite strategy and go trans-racial, which traps lefties in their own rhetoric.
Then I don't believe you. You're spinning yarns about the end of the world that you want to hear. A woman can't get a 155k job that she doesn't have experience for just through political signals.
You've got politicsbrain, which is rotting our society, leading many suitable members of society to give up due to demoralization signals and perceptions being sent to them by internet and media channels they consume spinning tall tales about females with no connections or experience somehow being just given high paying jobs and not having to go through evaluation of their skillsets.
Not to mention thinking someone can't be fired from a job they haven't even started yet. You sure as hell don't know that, what did she do, walk in and tell you "they told me they would never fire me and signed a contract stating as such!"? Come on.
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>A woman can't get a 155k job that she doesn't have experience for just through political signals.
want to know how I can tell you're poor?
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reality is that which continues to exist whether you believe it or not.
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Reality exists outside the politicsbrain's grasp.
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I hope you are willing to admit that to yourself as well at some point.
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These types never admit it
They will continue to chant "diversity is our strength" as shaniqua divebombs their plane into a mountain
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didn't the heads of blm become millionaires by funneling donations to the group into real estate?
do you think they got that money/position through merit? could an indian or chinese man have been head of blm because they were qualified?
i work for a fortune 500 company, and the entire DEI executive staff makes six figures, and all they do is organize minority events and send out emails about diversity, equity, and inclusion. the sole qualificatuon for those positions is going to any college and being black.
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When will these companies collapse, as a company that does nothing but organize unproductive events will do so
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the company does other stuff which they profit from. are you dense?
the dei programs are like parasites, attaching themselves to healthy hosts and leaching sustenance
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The head of BLM was also pardoned by Bill Clinton after blowing up the Capital Building in an attempt to kill Republican senators. But Jan6 was the worst thing to happen in America btw.
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>you told me a story I don’t believe because reasons that means YOU have politicsbrain and are destroying this country!
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The dei staff at my work is completely new as of the last 12 months, the company has been around since the 1920s without one, he is super overweight and does nothing. Since he got hired we have had a bunch of black and paki Muslim, and weirdos come through, and none of them last Becuase we are in a regulation industry with deadlines and rules and people notice when things don’t “ship” on time
My friend works at a engineering company and they hired a new girl, when my friend was asked to help the new girl, they told told her to press "backspace" and the new girl asked, whats that?
nobody cares about a unit of grunts though
you know damn well that the president, other politicians, celebrities, etc flying around in private jets have an experienced white pilot in the wienerpit and always win
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Well yeah obviously they operate by different rules. They also all have doomsday compounds in new zealand.
This is extremely rare and basically only happens due to nepotism, not just gender.
what do you think happens when they need to fill quotas and no one that checks the special box is qualified? they just hire anyone.
Then I don't believe you. You're spinning yarns about the end of the world that you want to hear. A woman can't get a 155k job that she doesn't have experience for just through political signals.
You've got politicsbrain, which is rotting our society, leading many suitable members of society to give up due to demoralization signals and perceptions being sent to them by internet and media channels they consume spinning tall tales about females with no connections or experience somehow being just given high paying jobs and not having to go through evaluation of their skillsets.
Not to mention thinking someone can't be fired from a job they haven't even started yet. You sure as hell don't know that, what did she do, walk in and tell you "they told me they would never fire me and signed a contract stating as such!"? Come on.
>You've got politicsbrain, which is rotting our society, leading many suitable members of society to give up due to demoralization signals
yes. What do you want me to do, continues supporting the shithole that explicitly hates me?
Doomer bullshit. Either it happens and America falls to China or it doesn't because along the line the diversity bubble pops, likely due to the stupid baby boomers ruining everything all finally dying off.
Are you like 16? Have you seriously not noticed the dramatic decline in the quality of any kind of complex service? There was a time, not that long ago, when flights didn't just randomly get cancelled all around the country once a month.
if we really RETVRN and regress to the pre-industrial age, we will never have a second chance. we would be giving up the stars, forever.
a far more attractive option is to stop babysitting brown people for the next thousand years and instead focus on space travel
You're not thinking manipulatively enough anon. They'll paint the CEO in a sympathetic light with him lamenting the old dumb white male professionals that inevitably lead him to his death, his regret in hiring them used to construct a moral argument in hiring more POC.
>3 minutes later implodes killing everyone in miliseconds
Nah it would just disappear and save the implosion scene til the very end, you know it's true
I want at least 5 minutes of everybody telling billionaire guy what how horribly unseaworthy his submarine is before he closes up the hatch and looks to the other guys"who's ready to see the titanic?"
>1 hour and 10 of them building the sub and engineers emailing them and calling them moronic. Followed by them tweeting about hating white old man engineers. 10 minutes of the syb going down and him piloting with a logitech controller and then the implosion happens in slowmo and accurately shows exactly how the implosion would look like, heat flash, crush, blood, etc and theb it replays again in real time.
that'd be the most pure fricking schadenfreud kino i could fricking imagine, if only that's what they would actually make instead of PoC lesbian furry trying to stop the cynical, money grubbing white men from cutting corners on the sub before lying to the poor PoC billionaires going undersea to make bank.
>Donald Glover screaming with the audio cut while thrashing against the old white heterosexual men holding him back as the sub starts to descend.
The credits explain in white text that Donald Glovers character is an amalgamation of forward thinking engineers that tried to warn them of their folly and for daring to dream.
>movie start >30 minutes of family scenes >cliche boredom >getting to know the crew >zoomer unpaid interns doing all the science and coding start raise concerns >CEO tells them to shut up >everyone dies
I want at least 5 minutes of everybody telling billionaire guy what how horribly unseaworthy his submarine is before he closes up the hatch and looks to the other guys"who's ready to see the titanic?"
>movie start >30 minutes of family scenes >cliche boredom >getting to know the crew >zoomer unpaid interns doing all the science and coding start raise concerns >CEO tells them to shut up >everyone dies
You guys realize the sub had gone down many times successfully? It didn't just explode on the first trip down.
Yes it matters, you dork. That means there's far more scenes where the damn thing goes down and back up just fine. And he gets to laugh in the doubters faces over and over. It's not just them saying he's wrong then immediately being proven right as he dies on his first trip that 'EVERYONE could see was doomed'.
this is actually what killed them lmao, the carbon fiber middle section was basically single-use and wouldn't be able to withstand repeated loadings like a metal vessel would.
of the various experts and existing submersible manufacturers he consulted, several told him this and explained why carbon fiber isn't used in the industry, but he decided to go ahead and make it out of the wrong material anyways just to be le subversive and "break the mold" or some stupid shit. and he got a bunch of people killed for it.
Using the wrong materials could have worked, as long as everyone involved understood its properties and replaced/retired components as necessary (basically building one-time-use vessels), which requires not being a cheap bastard
nope. It would be 1h minimum of boring set up, a bunch of shit setting up the company, the CEO, each of the passangers, the journalist, etc. Then we would get 20 min of them getting ready, going down, a whole tense scene of tiny things appearing to be wrong, then they imploding, and another 30 min or so of aftermath. It will be the worst disaster movie to date.
This is such a moronic idea for a movie. Do these people even know what actually happened?
The control module stopped responding or a propulsion system failed and they lost power. That sounds bad, but here's the horrifying part: the rich morons all scrambled to the FRONT of the sub in a blind panic, causing the nose to tilt completely downwards. The sub then spent some time dropping lower and lower into the depths. Slow by human standards of frame of reference, but it was rocketing down at an absolutely hypersonic speed for the type of sub they were in.
So, they spent a few minutes screaming and shitting themselves while the CEO, who knows better than anyone that they're all about to die with about a 0.00001% chance of rescue, is probably cursing them all and banshee wailing as as the shit and piss smell clogs the senses ... and then ... quicker than the human brain can actually register a change in its sensory systems, we're talking faster than the amount of time it takes a humming bird to flap its wing 1/16th the length of its arc, the sub just fricking disappears from this material plane in an implosion so ferocious that it would have produced a fricking lightning strike tier flash.
Just completely atomized every cell in their fricking bodies.
I would really love the meme conspiracy version of it than the reality, the thought of them sitting down there for hours slowly running out of air while arguing as "My Heart Will Go On" loops unstoppably in the background is glorious kino
I think that anon wishes they ran out of air instead of the sub imploding because there'd be more opportunities for humorous moments. I heard they deployed their ballasts though so the sub's experimental acoustic warning system probably went off, there was probably a bit of panicking going on.
Jared Harris as Hamish Harding
Art Malik as Shahzada Dawood
Some random young Paki for Suleman Dawood, I dunno. Just have him there looking afraid and scared the entire time. No lines needed really if he can cry believably
Matthew McConaughey as Stockton Rush
James Cameron as Paul-Henri Nargeolet
I want to see a comedy about Brian being a socially awkward moron. He has a bad relationship with his billionaire step-dad (Brian is literally a red-headed step-child) and the OnlyFans prostitute conspires to get him to send her $$ during the OceanGate fiasco.
It will be dumb but certainly more fun than whatever fricking drama they're trying to milk out of the main part of the story we were already saturated with for a week.
I want to see a comedy about Brian being a socially awkward moron. He has a bad relationship with his billionaire step-dad (Brian is literally a red-headed step-child) and the OnlyFans prostitute conspires to get him to send her $$ during the OceanGate fiasco.
It will be dumb but certainly more fun than whatever fricking drama they're trying to milk out of the main part of the story we were already saturated with for a week.
I bet Brians life is fricking kino. He gets up to all kinds of shit, using his billionaire father to get out of anything.
>originally only the parents would've participated in the tour >mother gave up her seat so dad and son could go together
Imagine how she feels right now.
>Well, this was my mother's seat, originally. >You got meme'd into it? >If that's the way you want to put it.
what we need is more diversity in air force one and other private jet pilots
I had hired Indians in 2014 before I knew any of this. I used the website freelancer. Needed them for a basic website that hosted images. It was a fricking headache. I had to talk to a guy who then translated what I wanted back to the programmer under him who didn't know English. It's cheap but then you need to have someone fix or replace what they did so you lose money in the end and most of all you lost time, patience and part of your sanity.
It would work best as a dark satire/comedy with absurdist proportions. Something like Death of Stalin or one of Ruben Östlund's films. Just take the premise of the submersible and bunch of rich people on it. No need to actually base it on real events. Make it a fricked up dark comedy which ends with the sub obviously imploding.
Cinemaphile should make it with AI.
Add some kinda Asylum/Mecha-shark-spin.
V/Vm style remix of "my heart will go on".
Add this sassy black lady as some kind of engineer, but she only gets 1 line of dialogue, but says it repeatedly during an A-Team pastiche "building shit" scene...
They're annihilated into particulate before the brain can even receive the stimuli. From the subjective perspective of the observer, it doesn't get any more peaceful.
Mindbroken american mongrel. That post could have said anything vaguely negative about you and you'd attribute it to whatever the other tribe is in your case. No one gives a frick.
I can't wait for the 25 minute long continuous shot of the two poos fighting over who gets to use the toilet, ending in nervous curry shits coating the entire inside of the sub. A single crack appears on the hull, cut to black, roll credits.
They just want you to forget about that and how thin the charades were, not remind you
Those will come in like 10 years when people's immediate memory doesn't conflict with the historical narratives they'll push about it
Someone post the screenshot of the guy talking about how we can't mine metals anymore ever without modern tech, because we've already taken everything else that wasn't that deep
What are some kino real disaster movies?
I've seen the one with the oil rig, 2 prostitutes in a phone tower, the one where the israelite has to cut his arm of
>This was a terrible, terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to their families. We can at least take solace in the fact that they were warned before the implosion occurred that the hull was about to experience catastrophic failure and they were thus fully aware of their imminent and instantaneous deaths, and were actively trying to escape this horrific fate because we know they dropped their ballasts in a futile attempt to frantically ascend to the surface. Pure, visceral fear and helplessness was surely felt by all. In fact, they undoubtedly could acoustically hear the hull delaminating in real time, regardless of the warning system. I can picture it in my brain. Imagine the camera panning up to the 19 year old's face as he looks to his father in their final moments of absolute existential dread. Cut to dolly track close up of Stockton Rush initiating the ballast release function, possibly screaming, we'll have to brainstorm that shot. Cut to outside the vessel with a full view of the implosion, minimal to no music or score playing for full effect. Anyways terrible tragedy heart goes out to families
Yeah I get that but it also crushes most materials right? How is calcium like in a bone or cartilage enough to sustain the pressure, it is design alone?
I'm not an expert, but among all sorts of adaptations they have a chemical in their bodies that makes the molecular bonds stronger or some such.
There is a point beyond which nothing can survive, but Earth's oceans aren't that deep.
Most life is made out of water. Water inside your body just pushes back. Human body can withstand a lot of pressure, probably even as far as Titanic’s depth. The problem is with pockets of air that will be pushed through your body and kill you.
It ends just like the final episode of The Sopranos.
Mid conversation they hear a crack, everyone quiets down, Stockton Rush's face gets a close up, his head tilts up and the screen hits black.
>that we can build vessels that reach those depths at all is a miracle >move-fast-break-things type tries >sub implodes >"Oh my god how could this happen?"
I'll never fricking understand these people. What do you mean how could this happen? Implosion is the expected outcome. The question is how can you get a capsule to those depths and have implosion not happen.
I can hear it already. >rich white guy: i don't want some competent white guy doing the work here, i want a genderqueer nonbinary african american! >Narrator: as you can see, this was all old rich white people's fault. Not that specific rich white guy, but all white people.
I would watch it only if it rewrites the story so they sink to the bottom and have a battle royale so the survivors have more oxygen to wait out the rescue. Dont care if the surface scenes constantly hate on whitey as long as I get scenes of people conspiring and having small skirmishes with frequent truces after each murder.
As smalls a broom closet. Despite that, they go from sitting, to arguing to getting into a small murderous battle (sometimes multiple passengers work together to strangle a dude), And then they lie to each other and say "now that X is gone we should have enough air", we should totally go to sleep to make the rest of the air last longer haha. And someone gets strangled again. Ideally, the fights should be brutal, but everyone fights in a way that avoids damaging the sub until the finale where they intentionally or accidentally cause it to implode.
>Buy a Titan from Oceangate >Send it down, filled with 5 human carcasses. Set up a slow motion camera inside the cabin encased in black box material, able to withstand heat and pressure, constantly streaming footage. >Also send a second proper sub, to record the implosion from the outside of the Titan.
>Titanic II: The Curse Lives On >Plot: the iceberg that sank the Titanic melted down and became sea water, but its evil soul is still alive, waiting 12000 feet below the surface for someone to disturb it. Meanwhile, some guys (main hero Stockton Rush played by Joshua Jackson, his friend Guillermo Söhnlein played by Michael Peña) build a submarine made out of duct tape and cheap plastic sheets in their garage. Some drama ensues as Guillermo realises that the sub could be dangerous to travel in. We see him shouting at Stockton "It could sink!", and Stockton replying "That's the idea!", and so on. Eventually Guillermo leaves the garage, forcing Stockton to invite some local businessmen (Timothy Chalamet, Simu Liu, Zendaya) as passengers lest he would have no money to finish the project. They sail out to sea, reach the spot and dive. This takes about 35 minutes and is filled with meaningful conversations about life and the nature of risk taking. Slowly Stockton realizes that his friend may have been right all along, but then changes his mind as they reach their objective. They dive and reach the Titanic, then the obligatory pressure scene as in all submarine movies, we expect the sub to be crushed but it is not!! Stockton and passengers marvel at the ship, and are ambushed by the evil iceberg spirit. Then a fight scene and done. They go home. As they approach the port, it is revealed that Guillermo contacted the iceberg spirit. In a last ditch attempt to be right about the insecure sub, Guillermo transforms into a massive robot and fires a barrage of missiles at Stockton. He dies but his passengers fight on and eventually defeats Guillermo. End credits
Jim Cameron raising the bar
heh.
James Cameron should direct it and make an on-screen appearance as himself telling the CEO that his submarine is shit and he's going to get everyone killed.
And then after the CEO tells him off and walks away, the camera closes in on James' face as he looks at the camera and a single tear rolls down his cheek
Nah CEO goes
>frick you James know nothing piece of shit
cuts to submarine imploding
>WHOOOPS
This kicks in
>the bar
CARLOSS
Nice job
>HIS NAME IS JAMES, JAMES CAMERON, EXPLORER OF THE SEAS
This joke is a bit too smart for this board hehehe
$5 says there's not one mention of his statement about "not hiring old white male (professionals) because it's boring"
https://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/
>The core issue is that changing political mores have established the systematic promotion of the unqualified and sidelining of the competent.
IT'S CALLED EQUITY RACIST CHUD
And that brings the collapse. Good.
>https://www.palladiummag.com/2023/06/01/complex-systems-wont-survive-the-competence-crisis/
Why do people act like this is a bad thing?
No more social media, no more tinder or tiktok.
Because it's a K class scenario
Too many of the wrong people wind up dying and without the internet and its knowledgebase we're back thousands of years
Once SHTF there is no telling who all is going to get splattered
We are currently in a world where there are a frick ton of socil problems caused by social media and people don't care because they want itnernet strangers to validate their shitty lifestyle. I'm relaly not bothered with the loss of the internet at this point, it's not even fun anymore it's heavily centralized and sterile, and each year it gets smaller.
>I'm relaly not bothered with the loss of the internet at this point
You're missing the headline, which is, "iron age" in the sense that we have a frick ton of metal to reforge as scrap, given that enough people who even know shit about forging to do it survive
Once the people that knew already how to do shit die, and we're talking experts from so many different fields it's ridiculous, that field goes into the dark ages and is forgotten, or at best, severely moronic
Potentially extinction since most people don't even fricking know how to feed themselves without a grocery store
But it's also no more electricity or potable water
Excellent article, everyone should read it.
The people in charge know this is happening and are causing it deliberately
Not sure about that, seems to be backfiring.
The group in charge who push these ideas (largely israelites) need the american military. But it seems that american military power is not even close to being what it was. I heard that even their arms manufacturing is in the toilet because nobody even knows how to build certain types of things, so they had to recall retired 80year olds.
And manufacturing as a whole is outsourced to other countries.
Americans like to shitpost but they are essentially living on fumes of their past glory. It's not the 50s anymore.
Did (they) really think that white men would continue working for them and put forth their maximum effort? Or that shitskins from the third world could really step in our shoes?
Yes to both things. Those are genuinely the plan.
Then they are in for a very, very rude awakening. World War Two levels of rude
the ideal/hope behind corporatism is to remove all dependency upon unique skills/understanding, that anything one person can do can be taught to another person (and they'll work cheaper) and be able to replace them if they become too expensive.
so if you aren't well on your way to being self-sufficient you're about to get fricked hard.
How self-sufficient are we talking here? Like self employed or living in a cabin in the woods kind of self-sufficient?
like off the grid.
It's still better than what Russians and chinks have.
I don't even need to read the article to know what it's about.
Having worked in a few different manufacturing industries, I can safely say that the US is FRICKED. Who would have thought that all these non white foreigners were not actually going to end up as engineers, technicians, and just generally competent people with an IQ above 80? Things are going to start shutting down just because everyone is too fricking stupid to keep it running or repair it. Hell, fast food can't even get your order right after having to repeat it 2 times and wait 20 mins while they deal with their anxiety crisis or try to learn English on the go.
>This sub is invulnerable
You can't make this shit up
We can already see this with things like google being trahs, it's all broken and I bet none f them know how to fix it. AI will only make it worse.
>Titanic expedition submarine CEO says his submarine is invulnerable, then it implodes
This whole thing is too ironic to be real.
It's not just immigration, look at the education system and culture. Everything is devolving, people are dumber than ever without any impetus to improve. Basic literacy and numeracy is at an all-time low across the board in younger gens, we are fricked.
who's we white man?
Another suicidal Liberal gets himself and others around him killed
Racism=Safety
Diversity=Death
Must read.
This makes me worried
It's not like you could've help.
One of my nieces just landed a job paying 155k a year that she literally has no idea how to do or how to even start doing it. Because she’s a woman. They also can’t fire her.
How does one get a job like that?
Be female and project girlboss energy. She’s basically Kathleen Kennedy.
>go to college and write papers about how evil white people are
>apply to job and check the "not a white dude" box
>go to the interview and signal to the interviewer about how you're in they're political group
>>go to college and write papers about how evil white people are
What if you are white? Then you just said you are evil. Why would anyone hire an evil person? What if your boss is white?
apologizing for your whiteness is the only redeeming act of having said whiteness
You have a couple options. You can be "one of the good ones" and specify that you hate a more-specific group of whites (old white people, white men, white christians, etc).. Or you can use my personal favorite strategy and go trans-racial, which traps lefties in their own rhetoric.
This is extremely rare and basically only happens due to nepotism, not just gender.
>nepotism
She doesn’t know anyone at the company.
Then I don't believe you. You're spinning yarns about the end of the world that you want to hear. A woman can't get a 155k job that she doesn't have experience for just through political signals.
You've got politicsbrain, which is rotting our society, leading many suitable members of society to give up due to demoralization signals and perceptions being sent to them by internet and media channels they consume spinning tall tales about females with no connections or experience somehow being just given high paying jobs and not having to go through evaluation of their skillsets.
Not to mention thinking someone can't be fired from a job they haven't even started yet. You sure as hell don't know that, what did she do, walk in and tell you "they told me they would never fire me and signed a contract stating as such!"? Come on.
>A woman can't get a 155k job that she doesn't have experience for just through political signals.
want to know how I can tell you're poor?
reality is that which continues to exist whether you believe it or not.
Reality exists outside the politicsbrain's grasp.
I hope you are willing to admit that to yourself as well at some point.
These types never admit it
They will continue to chant "diversity is our strength" as shaniqua divebombs their plane into a mountain
didn't the heads of blm become millionaires by funneling donations to the group into real estate?
do you think they got that money/position through merit? could an indian or chinese man have been head of blm because they were qualified?
i work for a fortune 500 company, and the entire DEI executive staff makes six figures, and all they do is organize minority events and send out emails about diversity, equity, and inclusion. the sole qualificatuon for those positions is going to any college and being black.
When will these companies collapse, as a company that does nothing but organize unproductive events will do so
the company does other stuff which they profit from. are you dense?
the dei programs are like parasites, attaching themselves to healthy hosts and leaching sustenance
The head of BLM was also pardoned by Bill Clinton after blowing up the Capital Building in an attempt to kill Republican senators. But Jan6 was the worst thing to happen in America btw.
>you told me a story I don’t believe because reasons that means YOU have politicsbrain and are destroying this country!
The dei staff at my work is completely new as of the last 12 months, the company has been around since the 1920s without one, he is super overweight and does nothing. Since he got hired we have had a bunch of black and paki Muslim, and weirdos come through, and none of them last Becuase we are in a regulation industry with deadlines and rules and people notice when things don’t “ship” on time
DEI has been mainstream explicit corpo public policy for years now. Stop lying.
My friend works at a engineering company and they hired a new girl, when my friend was asked to help the new girl, they told told her to press "backspace" and the new girl asked, whats that?
see: south africa
what we need is more diversity in air force one and other private jet pilots
That's coming. We deserve to lose the next war. We can't even drive our warships around without crashing them at this point.
nobody cares about a unit of grunts though
you know damn well that the president, other politicians, celebrities, etc flying around in private jets have an experienced white pilot in the wienerpit and always win
Well yeah obviously they operate by different rules. They also all have doomsday compounds in new zealand.
>I'm on my break
qrd? Did she cause the Ohio crash or something?
AAAH I'M ACCELERATOOOONING
what do you think happens when they need to fill quotas and no one that checks the special box is qualified? they just hire anyone.
>You've got politicsbrain, which is rotting our society, leading many suitable members of society to give up due to demoralization signals
yes. What do you want me to do, continues supporting the shithole that explicitly hates me?
Bookmarked muh homie
Doomer bullshit. Either it happens and America falls to China or it doesn't because along the line the diversity bubble pops, likely due to the stupid baby boomers ruining everything all finally dying off.
are schizo boomers and anti vaxxers still shitting their pants over the imaginary "competency crisis"? kek
Are you like 16? Have you seriously not noticed the dramatic decline in the quality of any kind of complex service? There was a time, not that long ago, when flights didn't just randomly get cancelled all around the country once a month.
The important thing is, the pilots are diverse! It doesnt matter if you make it to your destination safely haha. Embrace the diversity 🙂
Based. Return to trad lifestyle.
Ted wins.
if we really RETVRN and regress to the pre-industrial age, we will never have a second chance. we would be giving up the stars, forever.
a far more attractive option is to stop babysitting brown people for the next thousand years and instead focus on space travel
The stars are out of our reach right now and that will keep getting worse the more we prioritize skin color over competence.
God Bless Liberals and their Black person fetish, turning America into Brazil in less than 100 years
Bravo!
They'll probably have the team be old white male engineers with a rightous black woman telling them this wouldn't work.
It’s sad because it’s so predictable.
The movie will be about how a White guy is responsible for it. Come on, you should know how these things go by now.
>The movie will be about how a White guy is responsible for it. Come on, you should know how these things go by now.
a white is responsible you fricking idiot what fricking point are you even trying to make.
>believing the israelite's lies
not everyone seethes over twitter 24/7
some of us have lives
Thats genuinely what he did
$5 says that statement doesn't exist and you're spreading misinformation.
i expect crisp, clean 1 dollar bills
No. Frick you. Not giving you jackshit except a knuckle sandwich if we ever met irl you little Nazi punk.
he hired young white males so he could pay them less
but actually he was israeli
>every time
You're not thinking manipulatively enough anon. They'll paint the CEO in a sympathetic light with him lamenting the old dumb white male professionals that inevitably lead him to his death, his regret in hiring them used to construct a moral argument in hiring more POC.
Almost all the team was white.
Who gives a shit?
It's an inspiration to so many you dont even realize
>has Sam Hyde’s dick on his mind 24/7 and makes posts in unrelated threads about him
Get help.
i thought it was some random indian, but thanks sam for pointing out that its some nobody eceleb
Don't do it Sam marky the mermaid just wants you to implode
>movie start
>submarine goes down
>3 minutes later implodes killing everyone in miliseconds
>2 hours of bullshit research action
>3 minutes later implodes killing everyone in miliseconds
Nah it would just disappear and save the implosion scene til the very end, you know it's true
I want at least 5 minutes of everybody telling billionaire guy what how horribly unseaworthy his submarine is before he closes up the hatch and looks to the other guys"who's ready to see the titanic?"
I like to think they all beat the frick out of him when they realized it was joever.
Best comedy imaginable.
>1 hour and 10 of them building the sub and engineers emailing them and calling them moronic. Followed by them tweeting about hating white old man engineers. 10 minutes of the syb going down and him piloting with a logitech controller and then the implosion happens in slowmo and accurately shows exactly how the implosion would look like, heat flash, crush, blood, etc and theb it replays again in real time.
that'd be the most pure fricking schadenfreud kino i could fricking imagine, if only that's what they would actually make instead of PoC lesbian furry trying to stop the cynical, money grubbing white men from cutting corners on the sub before lying to the poor PoC billionaires going undersea to make bank.
>Donald Glover screaming with the audio cut while thrashing against the old white heterosexual men holding him back as the sub starts to descend.
The credits explain in white text that Donald Glovers character is an amalgamation of forward thinking engineers that tried to warn them of their folly and for daring to dream.
Don't forget the one israelite who will argue "you don't care about the safety of the crew all you care about is the money!"
>>2 hours of bullshit research action
more like a week of bullshit
>movie start
>30 minutes of family scenes
>cliche boredom
>getting to know the crew
>zoomer unpaid interns doing all the science and coding start raise concerns
>CEO tells them to shut up
>everyone dies
You guys realize the sub had gone down many times successfully? It didn't just explode on the first trip down.
>You guys realize the sub had gone down many times successfully?
does that matter? what would that change?
Yes it matters, you dork. That means there's far more scenes where the damn thing goes down and back up just fine. And he gets to laugh in the doubters faces over and over. It's not just them saying he's wrong then immediately being proven right as he dies on his first trip that 'EVERYONE could see was doomed'.
>Yes it matters
it really doesnt. if the movie covers any of that it will be to show small things going wrong and the CEOs hubris
>I played in traffic several times and nothing happened
>therefore
It had been down one time before. It imploded on its second trip down.
this is actually what killed them lmao, the carbon fiber middle section was basically single-use and wouldn't be able to withstand repeated loadings like a metal vessel would.
of the various experts and existing submersible manufacturers he consulted, several told him this and explained why carbon fiber isn't used in the industry, but he decided to go ahead and make it out of the wrong material anyways just to be le subversive and "break the mold" or some stupid shit. and he got a bunch of people killed for it.
Wow so it was 110% preventable, what a douche
Using the wrong materials could have worked, as long as everyone involved understood its properties and replaced/retired components as necessary (basically building one-time-use vessels), which requires not being a cheap bastard
>2 hours of Michael Scott style comedy of moron CEO building a submarine
>Sopranos ending
>I...
>DECALRE...
>SEAWORTHINESS...
>no thats not how that works
kek could be kino
nope. It would be 1h minimum of boring set up, a bunch of shit setting up the company, the CEO, each of the passangers, the journalist, etc. Then we would get 20 min of them getting ready, going down, a whole tense scene of tiny things appearing to be wrong, then they imploding, and another 30 min or so of aftermath. It will be the worst disaster movie to date.
>Nolan directs
>implosion is a 15 minute sequence not unlike star gate in 2001
>all practical effects filmed in 70mm
i don't trust this hack after that shitty gasoline explosion in Oppenheimer
This is such a moronic idea for a movie. Do these people even know what actually happened?
The control module stopped responding or a propulsion system failed and they lost power. That sounds bad, but here's the horrifying part: the rich morons all scrambled to the FRONT of the sub in a blind panic, causing the nose to tilt completely downwards. The sub then spent some time dropping lower and lower into the depths. Slow by human standards of frame of reference, but it was rocketing down at an absolutely hypersonic speed for the type of sub they were in.
So, they spent a few minutes screaming and shitting themselves while the CEO, who knows better than anyone that they're all about to die with about a 0.00001% chance of rescue, is probably cursing them all and banshee wailing as as the shit and piss smell clogs the senses ... and then ... quicker than the human brain can actually register a change in its sensory systems, we're talking faster than the amount of time it takes a humming bird to flap its wing 1/16th the length of its arc, the sub just fricking disappears from this material plane in an implosion so ferocious that it would have produced a fricking lightning strike tier flash.
Just completely atomized every cell in their fricking bodies.
Damn, imagine the horror when they realized that they're fricked at 10000 feet below. No escape.
I would really love the meme conspiracy version of it than the reality, the thought of them sitting down there for hours slowly running out of air while arguing as "My Heart Will Go On" loops unstoppably in the background is glorious kino
They didn’t run out of air. It fricking imploded
I think that anon wishes they ran out of air instead of the sub imploding because there'd be more opportunities for humorous moments. I heard they deployed their ballasts though so the sub's experimental acoustic warning system probably went off, there was probably a bit of panicking going on.
>experimental acoustic warning system
ah yes, the sound of the hull wall coming apart
I love modern art
Cast them
>We in some sortuhhhhh, suicide sub?
fricking kek
I like the ~~*trannies*~~ responding to this saying LALALAA ITS NOT HAPOENING BUT IT IS AND ITS GOOD CANNT HEAR YOU LALALALA
>Activate Windows
'em
Will i have marvelesque quips about using the video game controller?
The implosion scene better be done with practical effects
Don't fret, my friend.
It'll get crushed in the box office.
Cast them
Jared Harris as Hamish Harding
Art Malik as Shahzada Dawood
Some random young Paki for Suleman Dawood, I dunno. Just have him there looking afraid and scared the entire time. No lines needed really if he can cry believably
Matthew McConaughey as Stockton Rush
James Cameron as Paul-Henri Nargeolet
THIS IS THE PERFECT CAST
>Jared Harris
or stellan skargard
Who cares? Cast THEM.
I want to see a comedy about Brian being a socially awkward moron. He has a bad relationship with his billionaire step-dad (Brian is literally a red-headed step-child) and the OnlyFans prostitute conspires to get him to send her $$ during the OceanGate fiasco.
It will be dumb but certainly more fun than whatever fricking drama they're trying to milk out of the main part of the story we were already saturated with for a week.
I bet Brians life is fricking kino. He gets up to all kinds of shit, using his billionaire father to get out of anything.
>the son originally didn't want to go because he was afraid as frick to go into the submarine
>dad convinced him to go anyway
>originally only the parents would've participated in the tour
>mother gave up her seat so dad and son could go together
Imagine how she feels right now.
>Well, this was my mother's seat, originally.
>You got meme'd into it?
>If that's the way you want to put it.
Say no more senpai!
I had hired Indians in 2014 before I knew any of this. I used the website freelancer. Needed them for a basic website that hosted images. It was a fricking headache. I had to talk to a guy who then translated what I wanted back to the programmer under him who didn't know English. It's cheap but then you need to have someone fix or replace what they did so you lose money in the end and most of all you lost time, patience and part of your sanity.
>"Those funds for mechanical controls were just resting in my account"
Idris Elba as CEO
Angela Bassett as passenger #1
Lupita Nyong'o
Awkwafina as EMF dude
Rachel Zegler as EMF dude's scared heir
Mark Wahlberg as James Cameron
James Cameron as Gabe Newell
Controller is inaccurate it was a bootleg one
I tried logitech but it gave out xbox instead.
t. new to this prompt thing
>Christopher Nolan
>Christian Bale
>Pedro pascal
not sure about the last two
The minced meat i got sitting in my fridge.
Stellan Skarsgård as the british
Christian Bale as CEO
Thomas Kretschmann as the frenchman
you can cast any poo for the poo roles
Warwick Davis as Stockton Rush
It would work best as a dark satire/comedy with absurdist proportions. Something like Death of Stalin or one of Ruben Östlund's films. Just take the premise of the submersible and bunch of rich people on it. No need to actually base it on real events. Make it a fricked up dark comedy which ends with the sub obviously imploding.
Maybe in 20 years, you'd never get away with it this soon
it's gonna be about "rich wipipo lmao"
Cinemaphile should make it with AI.
Add some kinda Asylum/Mecha-shark-spin.
V/Vm style remix of "my heart will go on".
Add this sassy black lady as some kind of engineer, but she only gets 1 line of dialogue, but says it repeatedly during an A-Team pastiche "building shit" scene...
Can't even let people be dead in peace for one year.
They were infringing on the site of the Titanic where over 1,000 people died. What comes around goes around
It's not like they were removing bodies, it's the same thing as visiting a cemetery.
What goes around is all around
I wouldn't call a deep sea implosion a peaceful death.
>energetic disassembly
They're annihilated into particulate before the brain can even receive the stimuli. From the subjective perspective of the observer, it doesn't get any more peaceful.
A bullet through the brain stem also kills you before the brain can receive the stimuli. Is that a peaceful death?
it will be about an evil white men forcing trans minorities onto it then blowing it up intentionally
literally obsessed schizo
dilate
They'll never allow something this based to be filmed.
>/pol already taken over the thread
sad
Shut up you whiny homosexual
Is pol in the room with you right now?
We only allow CNN-approved conversation on this website!
ywnbaw
stop setting the incels off ffs
>"Y-you're seething!"
>Commit suicide
ywnbaw, ever
Lol at all the triggered replies
They're loyal culture warriors fighting on the frontlines for their mutt directionhead honor
you say that as if you didn't just give away your side of the war
Mindbroken american mongrel. That post could have said anything vaguely negative about you and you'd attribute it to whatever the other tribe is in your case. No one gives a frick.
If you didn't want to be colonized, you should've closed the borders, cuck.
>thing goes wrong because of stupidity
>stupidity involves racism
>WHOA WHOA wrong racism
>frickin /misc/
I think people are just tired of bullshit, you pissbaby.
The engineers were white
Build a wall.
As if we needed another Sopranos ending
I can't wait for the 25 minute long continuous shot of the two poos fighting over who gets to use the toilet, ending in nervous curry shits coating the entire inside of the sub. A single crack appears on the hull, cut to black, roll credits.
Cast him.
Natalie's Porthole as the titan
Toilet paper roll with those little Chinese restaurant tea cups taped on the ends
How come there isnt 100 netflix shows about covid?
They just want you to forget about that and how thin the charades were, not remind you
Those will come in like 10 years when people's immediate memory doesn't conflict with the historical narratives they'll push about it
They're trying to pretend they didn't keep people locked up for a year+ enforcing arbitrary rules and mandating mystery injections.
didn’t happen in the US though, thus didn’t happen to people.
It's gonna sink in the box office
Is he ok?
He's fine, nothing a little bed rest won't fix.
Penis status??
Gone. Reduced to atoms.
then eaten by fishies
Renner'd
imagine the treat the deep sea fishes would've had, swimming along slurping up human paste
that's the movie right there. it's about the fish eating slurry
>OH N-
Why did he have a bomb inside him?
i wont spend a penny unless we get a recreation like this
the little explosion makes me think of whenever master shake throws something on the ground
-record scratch-
this is the most realistic video of what probably happened that i've seen.
compare to train tank car imploding in an instant
is DiscussingFilm a real account or is it just what people use when posting fake tweets here? Why is it always that account?
Someone post the screenshot of the guy talking about how we can't mine metals anymore ever without modern tech, because we've already taken everything else that wasn't that deep
But you just said it
He said it better though
There’s tons of shit in Africa that would be easy to get once we stop pretending Black folk are human
definitely watching it. day one opening
What are some kino real disaster movies?
I've seen the one with the oil rig, 2 prostitutes in a phone tower, the one where the israelite has to cut his arm of
If it's not "Titanic 2" directed by Cameron I'm not going to watch
>This was a terrible, terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to their families. We can at least take solace in the fact that they were warned before the implosion occurred that the hull was about to experience catastrophic failure and they were thus fully aware of their imminent and instantaneous deaths, and were actively trying to escape this horrific fate because we know they dropped their ballasts in a futile attempt to frantically ascend to the surface. Pure, visceral fear and helplessness was surely felt by all. In fact, they undoubtedly could acoustically hear the hull delaminating in real time, regardless of the warning system. I can picture it in my brain. Imagine the camera panning up to the 19 year old's face as he looks to his father in their final moments of absolute existential dread. Cut to dolly track close up of Stockton Rush initiating the ballast release function, possibly screaming, we'll have to brainstorm that shot. Cut to outside the vessel with a full view of the implosion, minimal to no music or score playing for full effect. Anyways terrible tragedy heart goes out to families
10/10
>Hamster song starts playing
Fleshlight Submarine
COMING SOON
Shit, now I want to frick it.
Oh no, I've spoiled the ending.
>theme song is a mumble rap cover of My Heart Will Go On
Fricking underrated
The good part has already been made
Kino. I have no idea how anything is alive down there.
It's a lot easier when you don't have lungs.
Yeah I get that but it also crushes most materials right? How is calcium like in a bone or cartilage enough to sustain the pressure, it is design alone?
it was an xbox compatible logitech controller
and the one in your pic is a ps4 controller
meant for
no idea what happened there
I'm not an expert, but among all sorts of adaptations they have a chemical in their bodies that makes the molecular bonds stronger or some such.
There is a point beyond which nothing can survive, but Earth's oceans aren't that deep.
Most life is made out of water. Water inside your body just pushes back. Human body can withstand a lot of pressure, probably even as far as Titanic’s depth. The problem is with pockets of air that will be pushed through your body and kill you.
have they recovered the bodies yet
There is nothing to recover
I feel bad for the 18 year old kid that died.
But the rest of those rich buttholes? The world is undoubtedly better off with them as fish food.
He was a paki invader so it’s good that he died.
i implod sudmarine for she
It ends just like the final episode of The Sopranos.
Mid conversation they hear a crack, everyone quiets down, Stockton Rush's face gets a close up, his head tilts up and the screen hits black.
The End!
I need real disaster movie recommendations
let me guess, it ends just like The Sopranos ended
KWAB
I'm just saying if I was on that submarine it wouldn't have gone down that way
it wouldn't have gone down at all.
CREEK CREEK CREEK CREEK CREEK GET CRUSHED GET CRUSHED GET CRUSHED GET CRUSHED
>killed TWO billionares
stockton was a hero
Unintentional hero
>under the sea
>UNDER THE SEA
>colon be hurting
>behind the curtain
>I need some tp
>under the sea
>under the sea
>there'll be no exploration
>just sudden implosion
>under the sea
KWAB LOL
AI doesnt understand implosions
>Titanic in the background
Tragically poetic ending, 10/10, kino dogme 2024
Well it only appears to be in about 200ft of water there.
put the little mermaid in there
does AI not know you can't see the sun through thousands of feet of ocean depth?
sometimes the best feature of these AI images isn't accuracy but the absurdity of them. like how tf did it come up with that lol
>*CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAK*
>...
>Did anybody bring a screwdriver?
>Cut to black
>Credits roll over 'Under The Sea'
>that we can build vessels that reach those depths at all is a miracle
>move-fast-break-things type tries
>sub implodes
>"Oh my god how could this happen?"
I'll never fricking understand these people. What do you mean how could this happen? Implosion is the expected outcome. The question is how can you get a capsule to those depths and have implosion not happen.
>nightcore starts playing
>AND EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
These movies can be too long, I hope they compress it down
I can hear it already.
>rich white guy: i don't want some competent white guy doing the work here, i want a genderqueer nonbinary african american!
>Narrator: as you can see, this was all old rich white people's fault. Not that specific rich white guy, but all white people.
>Pop Go the Weasels
>Shrimp Food
>Titanic II
>The Entire 1 Second Compression Sequence in Slow Motion Over 80 Minutes
>Well That Just Happened
I would watch it only if it rewrites the story so they sink to the bottom and have a battle royale so the survivors have more oxygen to wait out the rescue. Dont care if the surface scenes constantly hate on whitey as long as I get scenes of people conspiring and having small skirmishes with frequent truces after each murder.
how big do you think the sub is? it's not a fricking colosseum
As smalls a broom closet. Despite that, they go from sitting, to arguing to getting into a small murderous battle (sometimes multiple passengers work together to strangle a dude), And then they lie to each other and say "now that X is gone we should have enough air", we should totally go to sleep to make the rest of the air last longer haha. And someone gets strangled again. Ideally, the fights should be brutal, but everyone fights in a way that avoids damaging the sub until the finale where they intentionally or accidentally cause it to implode.
the game controller would've cracked a few skulls
oof
Ouch!
In the not-too-distant future AI advances will mean full-length movies will be generated and available mere hours after noteworthy events occur.
I hope they reference the bangings and turn the movie into a lovecraft horror
OH GEEZ
Let me guess….directed by crisis actor/“director” glowie freemason Peter Berg?
>Buy a Titan from Oceangate
>Send it down, filled with 5 human carcasses. Set up a slow motion camera inside the cabin encased in black box material, able to withstand heat and pressure, constantly streaming footage.
>Also send a second proper sub, to record the implosion from the outside of the Titan.
Who needs simulations?
How the living frick are they going to make a film that should last at least an hour, out of a story that ends in 15 minutes
the /happening/ thread was comfy
>why didnt they make it all out of nose?
Still chuckling dammit
who's watching this shit? the same people going to see that stupid gamestop movie?
No one is. That’s why they’re acting like this.
Isn't this a little too soon? They must really want to get ahead of the narrative on this one.
doubt this will get any traction, itll be dead in the water
the one time I want seth rogen in a movie
page 10, tranitor won't notice me saying Black person
>Titanic II: The Curse Lives On
>Plot: the iceberg that sank the Titanic melted down and became sea water, but its evil soul is still alive, waiting 12000 feet below the surface for someone to disturb it. Meanwhile, some guys (main hero Stockton Rush played by Joshua Jackson, his friend Guillermo Söhnlein played by Michael Peña) build a submarine made out of duct tape and cheap plastic sheets in their garage. Some drama ensues as Guillermo realises that the sub could be dangerous to travel in. We see him shouting at Stockton "It could sink!", and Stockton replying "That's the idea!", and so on. Eventually Guillermo leaves the garage, forcing Stockton to invite some local businessmen (Timothy Chalamet, Simu Liu, Zendaya) as passengers lest he would have no money to finish the project. They sail out to sea, reach the spot and dive. This takes about 35 minutes and is filled with meaningful conversations about life and the nature of risk taking. Slowly Stockton realizes that his friend may have been right all along, but then changes his mind as they reach their objective. They dive and reach the Titanic, then the obligatory pressure scene as in all submarine movies, we expect the sub to be crushed but it is not!! Stockton and passengers marvel at the ship, and are ambushed by the evil iceberg spirit. Then a fight scene and done. They go home. As they approach the port, it is revealed that Guillermo contacted the iceberg spirit. In a last ditch attempt to be right about the insecure sub, Guillermo transforms into a massive robot and fires a barrage of missiles at Stockton. He dies but his passengers fight on and eventually defeats Guillermo. End credits