>GET MAD AT OUR SHOW, Cinemaphile >MAKE MORE THREADS ABOUT HOW YOU'RE MAD, Cinemaphile >ASTROTURF DISCUSSION FOR US, Cinemaphile >ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO HATEWATCH, Cinemaphile
Alright I'm just gonna say it. The appeal of Scooby-Doo was always about 2 goof-off bros fricking around in stupid situations. If you don't get it, I don't know what to say.
Which is why it was just them for the longest after the original show ended. Then they added Daphne for the female rep and paired her up with Shaggy because why not.
>Season 2 b+arely a blip >release day >OH MAN guuuuuys better not hatewatch it! >OH MAN guuuuuuys we better hate watch hit! >OH MAN guuuuuuuuuys look! they're making fun of us! batter watch it! >OH MAN guuuuuuuuuuuuuys look it's poking fun as us, guys! look how mad it makes us! Oh, man!
Even the shills aren't trying.
I felt bad for Shaggie. In a way he felt the most human response to the situation. Pretend you and your friends driving car to X location and it breaks down. Try and get gas and a scooby doo situation pops.
Most of us wouldn't go, oh well might as well solve this mystery while I'm here. You really do feel for shaggy when they split up. Of course Shaggy going to raid the fridge instead of solving this crime that has nothing to do with him.
This show should end with it being revealed that the main characters weren't actually the real mystery gang and where just imposters and fail at the end.
>DURRR I'M HATEWATCHING BECAUSE IT'S SO BAD AND I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF IT XD
You're still watching it and giving it attention. Ratings don't distinguish between "ironic" and unironic, if you watch it then you're part of the problem. In short, frick off.
>Why are you watching it?
Nobody is watching this shit and the person who made this thread is truly a idiot. Don't give the makers of this crap the attention they want you fool.
>You're still watching it and giving it attention. Ratings don't distinguish between "ironic" and unironic, if you watch it then you're part of the problem.
Well looks like a bunch of threads may just get deleted since you morons are now spamming/flooding Cinemaphile with a bunch of velma threads. Thanks so much for being such morons.
Everyone hates the show. Its mocking everyone
I want to see the 4 frick each other
Oh so they're not even the real gang, based.
>Oh so they're not even the real gang, based.
That was always the point. To be different not a repeat of the umpteenth time
No I mean literally, not in a metafictional way.
Even if that was a defense, it doesn't make the show better and not terrible.
>To be different not a repeat of the umpteenth time
That doesn't make it good.
According to this, Velma's characters are the real gang and the others are just copying them.
They don't even have the dog
The dog has them.
Creepy
Obviously. That's the only way they can get people to watch.
What's that even supposed to convey?
It's not even mocking really.
Still not watching your show, shill.
It’s wonderful that a show this awful can unite the leftoids and rightards in agreement of how utterly bloody miserable it is
Hating Velma is truly the only olive branch long enough to cross those increasingly wide aisles
Its the Wolfenstein Youngblood of animated shows, its so bad that everyone wishes it didn't exist
Why is white Daphne so much taller and curvier?
>GET MAD AT OUR SHOW, Cinemaphile
>MAKE MORE THREADS ABOUT HOW YOU'RE MAD, Cinemaphile
>ASTROTURF DISCUSSION FOR US, Cinemaphile
>ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO HATEWATCH, Cinemaphile
have a nice day, OP.
>you
Don't project you onto me. You're the one watching this drivel, not me.
White Velma is pretty hot ngl
Alright I'm just gonna say it. The appeal of Scooby-Doo was always about 2 goof-off bros fricking around in stupid situations. If you don't get it, I don't know what to say.
Which is why it was just them for the longest after the original show ended. Then they added Daphne for the female rep and paired her up with Shaggy because why not.
>Season 2 b+arely a blip
>release day
>OH MAN guuuuuys better not hatewatch it!
>OH MAN guuuuuuys we better hate watch hit!
>OH MAN guuuuuuuuuys look! they're making fun of us! batter watch it!
>OH MAN guuuuuuuuuuuuuys look it's poking fun as us, guys! look how mad it makes us! Oh, man!
Even the shills aren't trying.
It's a very Cinemaphile thing to do.
Guys guys this is totally Tumblr design let's all agree to mot watch it.
(Days until release) "Yeah, frick that show or movie!"
Movie or show release date
Waifu thread
coomers are parasites
who knew?
Just ignore the show don't give the makers of this shit the attention they crave let it die.
I felt bad for Shaggie. In a way he felt the most human response to the situation. Pretend you and your friends driving car to X location and it breaks down. Try and get gas and a scooby doo situation pops.
Most of us wouldn't go, oh well might as well solve this mystery while I'm here. You really do feel for shaggy when they split up. Of course Shaggy going to raid the fridge instead of solving this crime that has nothing to do with him.
A thousand times this (but Velma was the original cartoon nerd girl)
The frick? No, it was always about Velma, get your talking dog outta here
Six seasons and a movie. Just wait and see.
This show should end with it being revealed that the main characters weren't actually the real mystery gang and where just imposters and fail at the end.
wait, are they literally not the same characters, but some bizarre dopplegangers?
lol
lmao even
I'm mocking you Black person. Kiss the corporate boot.
They even made the classic designs bustier and cuter. They're showing everyone how easy it wouldve been to have a cheerful, cute MC
>They're showing everyone how easy it wouldve been to have a cheerful, cute MC
To be fair, if everyone was cheerful and nice that would be boring.
Deliberately making Delma and Vaphne over there look actually cute is pretty brave.
Still not watching it.
Amazed this show didn't get Zazlav'd.
ignore the show and this thread the less attention it gets the more odds are it gets forgotten real quick,
Scrappy is in this and the main villian also. another disgrace to the scooby franchise sad.
SCRAPPY KILLS VELMA AND THEN VELMA'S GHOST KILLS SCRAPPY
I don't know why they copy the movie if everyone knows it's bad.
Did they make a joke about how short-lived Great Danes are when compared to other dog breeds
Why are you watching it?
>DURRR I'M HATEWATCHING BECAUSE IT'S SO BAD AND I WANT TO MAKE FUN OF IT XD
You're still watching it and giving it attention. Ratings don't distinguish between "ironic" and unironic, if you watch it then you're part of the problem. In short, frick off.
>Why are you watching it?
Nobody is watching this shit and the person who made this thread is truly a idiot. Don't give the makers of this crap the attention they want you fool.
>You're still watching it and giving it attention. Ratings don't distinguish between "ironic" and unironic, if you watch it then you're part of the problem.
YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE
But then you go on social media to talk about it so you're still contributing. You do not need to watch it so don't. Just ignore it.
personally i refuse to believe hatewatching makes an actual sizeable portion of a show's audience, regardless of how bad or hateable it is
Wow it looks like ass, good that we missed out.
>those models
KEK maybe it's a good thing they didn't make a faithful adaptation after all.
Still not watching your horseshit homosexual
nah, you'll see it
Well looks like a bunch of threads may just get deleted since you morons are now spamming/flooding Cinemaphile with a bunch of velma threads. Thanks so much for being such morons.
>When an old comic did this idea years ago and way better.
The left Daphne still looks like shit.
Looks like a concession to me. they're showing the fans that the REAL Daphnie and Velma still exist.
They caved to pressure from their bosses because they don't want to let the c**ts fully commit to destroying the Scooby-Do IP
Cowards.
I forgot we are all a hivemind.