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mods im begging you, he's made these daily threads at least a thousand times already, PLEASE just get rid of him
Fricking this.
Furgays need to be taught a serious lesson.
Who?
Mods are only capable of banning OPs that create good threads. Bad OP will never go away.
homie the spammer probably IS a mod
Who??
Didn't know there was a book adaptation. Would love to storytime it later.
How will you find scans?
Not yet. I'm not home yet.
Lol homosexual
Yiff in hell.
Schizo
Furgay.
Ronno took on a man all by himself, isn't that impressive? Like, the hunter was passed out when he was done with him. It was an intense battle for sure. They were all sweaty from the exertion and Ronno was walking funny after. But he won.
ronno you're such a b***h
His eyes look like they have eye shadow. And then there's that cute voice.
Eye bags shouldn't be this sexy
He gets them from staying up all night, looking for those human hunters because they usually bathe by the river at night.
Kinda gay
He's only curious.
not today, cum demon.
I've quit porn and I'm not planning on yielding.
>Bambi remake opens with Bambi's mother and The Great Prince of the Forest going on a romantic afternoon stroll through the woods.
>Bambi's mother, voiced by Wanda Sykes, complains about being hungry.
>The Great Prince, voiced by Terry Crews, decides to help her look for berries.
>The couple eventually discovers a blueberry bush in an open field a fair distance from the forest.
>The blueberry bush is taller than all the trees, and the fruit it bears are bigger than a softball.
>Bambi's mom is captivated by, not only the size of the fruit, but also the scent.
>She munches on the berries while The Great Prince waits for her to finish.
>When she's done, Bambi's mom turns herself around to walk back to the Prince.
>The Great Prince notices something odd about his wife's face.
>She's turning blue.
>He tells her this, then tells her to look at her legs.
>She starts having a panic attack as the rest of her body is turned into a blue color.
>Bambi's mother begins to swell up.
>Her torso expands, ass grows to twice its size and bounces like gelatin.
>Belly looking as if she's pregnant with quadruplets.
>Bambi's mother was filling up with a torrent of blueberry juice.
>The Great Prince is terrified, unable to help his wife as her body is disfigured before his eyes.
>Bambi's mother makes feeble attempts to waddle toward The Great Prince, only for her stomach to reach the ground below and render her immobile as it lifts her stubby legs off the grass.
>Her body continues swelling until its but a blue sphere with deep depressions that hold her head and limbs.
>Bambi's mom had become an enormous, 20-foot-tall, blueberry weighing 12 tons.
>Her size rivalled that of two elephants.
>A sense of dread looms over the deer.
>Bambi's mother moans and cries, her face swollen with juice.
>The Great Prince runs up to comfort her.
>Bambi's mother groans about feeling full, that she's about to pop.
>The Great Prince sighs, knowing that there's nothing he can do to save her.
>She and The Great Prince decide to have one long, final kiss.
>Bambi's mom's body produces one last surge of juice.
>She pops, releasing a huge torrent of fresh purple blueberry juice in all directions and sending The Great Prince flying into a nearby tree.
>He gets knocked out.
>Cut to film title.
She cute
So far, this is all I can find of the book.
There's somw white stuff on Ronno's back but it ain't snow.
>Bambi, Thumper and Faline stared at Ronno's stick with an amazed expression
>whistle
>not "stick"
Can't even adapt right.
Any luck
No. I thought archive.org would be some help but it isn't. The most I know is that the book probably started as a French book, then got translated into other languages.
Is there porn
>inb4 Disney makes this canon in the remake
how do you react?
>how do you react?
The only way to improve this bait thread is with Sharktalegay coming here and seething so hard about Shrek 2
He did that once, it was weird
Lol really
Yep
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137895804/#137896195
Wtf
Is this beastars
Not homoerotic enough to be beastars,
True
Ok but how is Disney gonna frick up the live action movie?
They already have their anti-gun and conservation angles
Gay animals