>”lol yeah i miss them and stuff. I hope they come back soon. Annnnnyywhooo. When’s the game on?”
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>lol yeah i miss them and stuff.
sorry chief but this ain't it. this thread is just not threading
Yet here you are.
Don't worry. I saged.
>t. homosexual
i didn't find out until later that the police were walking their K9s through his house at the time of this interview lmao. imagine the inner machinations
bump
Quads of wondering I say to you that he was probably just hoping the dogs would hear him and then half ass their job and not look for evidence very hard.
this picture implies that people are only edgy as a means to get attention and that they dont sincerely believe in controversial things. this makes me believe that this meme was made by a woman. the fact that its from twitter also supports this theory. thank you very much
-anon
No, thank YOU anon
Every. Time.
is cece her name or is it the kiddy way to say sissy?
>DUDE I like really, really, really, miss those kids I once had...*chuckles*
how do i avoid chris’s fate?
Don’t go ass-mad
Why do straight men pretend to like women if they always end up murdering them?
why do drug addicts hate drugs?
>Chris was essentially living the modern American family life
>When you really read into it its actually a living hell
There's honestly something really Kubrickian about this whole story
It's more Lynchian. Are you trolling me? Damn it.
It's actually a bit Kafkaesque, thoughevermore
what drove him so crazy to commit those alleged crimes?
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
>"i dont know where those kids went. I hope they come home soon. They were a real barrel of laughs."
"And that wife of mine too. Shes a real likeable woman. She looked like she would be good at anal sex but i wouldnt know. Unless she was dead than maybe not."
"I called twice this morning. Anyways, wherever those people are, i hope they come home."
Why didn't he just kill his neighbor when he had the chance?
Realistically what did he have to do to get away with it? Seems like it was easy to just lie but he ended up admitting to it all.
Toss them into a volcano
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
Yeah man, like if you have those missing people bring 'em back, alright. I have chicken nuggets in the microwave right now, it's just a damn, damn good time when those kids throw their dinner at me, like idk if their mom tells 'em to do it, but you know, you can imagine how fun that is. I can't wait to get them back in the house. So yeah, help me out. I miss her and those kids. Let me know if you see them hit me up on madden
I'm not saying he should've killed his wife, but I understand.
I just want those kids to like... Hug me I guess. I miss those kids so much, how they... Did kid stuff around me.
>a short 10 second clip of Chris Watts standing in front of a tv while a fetus and a skull drowning in oil BTFO's thousands of years of Theology, skepticism and debate
Why did God do it?
he works in mysterious ways
Why didn't God just save the children?
Did he have to testify in court about how fricking huge that booty was?
I don't think he testified on size, but he definitely testified on grip
whats the transcript?
>Hmm, I'll just hide the bodies at my workplace, specifically in a place people check regularly.
It's called hidden in plain sight.
We've already been over this, the volcano was too far.
Unironically his wife deserved it but it is actually awful that he killed the kids. Should've just let the anal prostitute raise them with him
>so yeah if anyone knows where they are just add me on steam or discord and shoot me a dm haha. I wouldn’t worry about it though they’re probably safe. But yeah we can play some cs go if you want I’ll be on around 10