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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just awful. Straight to the dustbin of history

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    France could use one right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use one who lost everything?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice misnformation

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the history gays to tell us how the film deviates from real events.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand I'm glad my boy is getting a movie and that it's not falsely diverse or shoehorned with any of that BS
      On the other hand they already showed him hitting the pyramids with cannons in the trailer which is unbelievably false and will genuinely make normos believe he did that shit for 100 years or more. The pyramids were miles away from his battle in Egypt, they could only see them in the distant horizon. Way way way out of cannon range.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NapoleACK

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ridley Scott

    Onto the box office trash heap it goes

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks kinio

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think my life was a comedy. Now, I know it's a historical drama

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you turn something as kino as Napoleon's story into capeshit? Kubrick's version would've been the best film ever made

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was there a script for it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think there was only a first draft

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Sun King.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the death of louis xiv was kino

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Hollywood insist on this shitty washed out look for cinematography these days?
    Shame since the costumes look really good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le hollywood is le inaccurate
      >as we can see from this romantized piece of propaganda I have saved on my iphone
      Yeah, I am sure Bonaparte had marble skin.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t give a shit about historical accuracy I just want bright colors back, make this shit look like a painting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Napoleon's palaces still exist and they're every bit as opulent as they're portrayed as in paintings. And Napoleon would likely have worn makeup to cover any blemishes, especially during ceremonies.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trailer opens with flashbang sound and bass beats
    this will get the zoomers into see the history movie, surely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever it takes to get them interested in europen history

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What say you Commodus?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many blacks will be shown in 18th century France?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly the trailer didn't have any Black folks. I guess Scotty didn't get the message.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. another anon already started ringing his bell at some darkies in the background of the ball room scene

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he’s not acting in any scene, just pulling that dumb face lol

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is your name?
    >Napoleon

    I CLAPPED
    I KNOW HIM FROM THE HISTORY BOOKS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    concerning lack of diversity

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised they didn't cast Napoleon black

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brown Frown: starring le Joker

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do we like napoleon? or hitler?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    god, fricking, damn it. I didnt know this was a fricking apple movie. frick. This honestly looks terrible. Its might just be the god awful fricking trailer. I guess they have to make this historical drama palatable to fricking zoomies? Everything about how it is cut was fricking stupid. Also, theres an audio editing mistake @1:19 seconds. Cool. Is this Amatuer hour? I think Phoenix is a great actor and he was a good pic but it really isnt showcasing that. Alsom and this is just a common complaint of Ridley Scott at this point, is France some fricking cold ass place like fricking alaska? The color temp of this movie is so muted and blue. That one sun rise shot was nice tho. Honestly any excitement i had for this is now gone. Will torrent someday, FRICK APPLE.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is France some fricking cold ass place like fricking alaska?
      No but Russia is.

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