>longest-tenured SNL member

>longest-tenured SNL member
What blackmail does he have on Lorne Michaels?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s just the best ass kisser and he’s being groomed for Lornes job, has been for awhile.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s an admitted lazy pothead I doubt he wants that job.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think he was doing better than Kel, since he at least escaped Nickelodeon. But being stuck at SNL for 20 years is just as bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pay is probably better

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could be a mix of nostalgia grab and racial stuff. Lot of 90s kids are in there late 20s and 30s and remember him. Nostalgia nowadays is an entire marketing point in itself

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just boring and "sorta there" which isn't the worst SNL gets because so many performers are aggressively fricking terrible

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has nothing to move onto so hes stuck at SNL forever

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blackmail
    You wish. Kenan is a zesty black boi who gives up that bussy and mouth like you would not believe. Same with Jordan Peele.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What blackmail does he have on Lorne Michaels?

    he IS lorne michaels black male

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They won't fire him because that would be doing a heckin racism

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get cushy famous job
    >just show up to work for the next twenty years, doing the bare minimum
    Is it really so terrible?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He makes libs seethe daily just for existing though

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just the Black Darell Hammond.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up wit dat?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNL is supposed to be a stepping stone, it's not a good thing to be stuck there.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oof

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He used to be the weakest person on the show (see picrel) but stayed so long he’s become the best one by default just before all these pant zoomer theater kid gays on there now are so unfunny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >makes le silly face for the millionth time
      wow what a legend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you want silly face or DEI lecture?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Least funny person in that cast is Seth Meyers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Between Seth Meyers, Horatio Sanz, Kenan, and random black guy there's a lot of choices.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Horatio Sanz was kino

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agree

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek I read this headline in his voice. He was also hilarious on the comedy bang bang show

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have no sympathy for that accuser, she sounds like a starfricker who was bawdting it up to get into SNL after parties and get close to the cast and then is just made when it’s the cast fat guy who was interested in her instead of her crush Jimmy Fallon (apparently she ran an online fan club for him in the early 2000s lmao) so all these years later she’s pulling the YOU GROOMED ME! cars because they used to chat on AIM back then and he could make comments like you look hot let’s hook up when you’re 18 lol based

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kel won

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoulda made some better moves after good burger. short of going back in time this is the best he can do.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2005-2006 had the best cast, it's not even debatable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of the more modern years (post 9/11) this was the last good era for sure. But late 80s to early 90s is still GOAT snl

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It gives him a living I guess. He's not funny and maybe he knows he got lucky.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his secret is he just does his job and doesn't bring politics into the workplace.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a born and bred sketch player. A pure professional since the "I love chocolate" All That episode.

    Second, he has a touch of that Southern Church Black shit, which is like crack to white guilt liberal wasps.
    Lorne is israeli, but panders not to white Cleveland working class or anything. His show panders to the WASPs that remain, and the various ethnic migrants who came to America hoping to be PMC institutional WASP-lites.
    Kenan is a good boy.
    He has black church in him. Old Brooklyn Black folks. Not even Harlem.
    Perfect for what SNL is.
    Remember, SNL IS Lorne Michaels, but that israelite knows that New York royalty is, was, and will ever be WASPy.
    It's literally the only reason his crack ass show has lasted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. It's also funny how the PMC libs who watch this shit think they're cultured.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 25 people that still watch SNL are all in this thread.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenan and Kel was kino and SOVL and I'm all for TND.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching SNL after 1995.

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