>look at me I'm feminizing these mythological stoic heroes by making them act like teenage girls at the mall!

>look at me I'm feminizing these mythological stoic heroes by making them act like teenage girls at the mall!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the two by hulks legs? I recognize Hulk, Thor, and Carol but who the frick are those other guys?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the guy on the left is Captain Universe. Not sure about the other guy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean captain wokeverse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the guy on the left is Captain Universe. Not sure about the other guy.

      Shang-Chi

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. Thor was pretty serious and authoritative when it came to grilling which is the manliest thing a man can do at a party like that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn’t. Grilling isn’t manly, refusing to grill anything but chicken past medium is manly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He grilled more then chicken

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That look. Pure "Y'all homies nasty." Also "the beast defeated me". Guessing he cooked it too long.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard its a reference to him losing to a lobster like creature in myth

            But who the frick knows

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Crab and lobster is hard as frick to grill if you aren't careful though lobster is arguably a little easier if you're just doing the tail

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hot dog bad
          >Veggie burger no comment
          lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wife wants to shower with you.
            >doesn't end in sex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grilling isn’t manly
        kys

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see what's so feminine in this scenario to you anon? cooking? carrying weight? eating?

  4. 9 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    oh it's the poojet who threw a tantrum about superman eating a hamburger one time

    hi poojet congratulations on your country managing to shit on the moon

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fail to see how this particular scene you posted is feminizing or acting like teenage girls at the mall, the Avengers are just having a barbecue. Do you have any better examples to make your point?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta learn to cook, anon. Your mommy can't do it for you forever.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The act of eating food is inherently feminine. I mean you're putting stuff in your mouth.

    • 9 months ago
      SUPER AGGRO CRAG

      that explains why i jerk off to fat girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating hotdogs especially, it's like you're eating a dick
      >b-but what if I cut it up first?
      Disgusting, you're basically eating a chopped up dick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The act of eating food is inherently feminine. I mean you're putting stuff in your mouth.

      As a Kryptonian I don't eat anything. All my sustenance comes from yellow sun radiation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >As a Kryptonian
        YWNBK

        You will never absorb radiation from the sun the way they do, you will never be Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. when they find your bones thousands of years from now they will see the DNA and know it's a human

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get your sustenance from sons? That's hella gay bro.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many people do you think died while the avengers stuffed there mouths with slop? Americans literally cannot even have there heroes unable to resist hamburgers

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ESL spouting nonsense
    Yes, I'm sure having heroes pass out from hunger/low energy while saving lives is the better outcome.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vikings? Asgardians? STOIC????

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, is making food gay???

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your argument could've had some merit but you chose a terrible panel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess MtF troony?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is Cinemaphile a magnet for the mentally unwell?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why is Cinemaphile a magnet for the mentally unwell?
          Let's see
          >Perceived hub of "leftism" on this site full of right wing shitheads
          >Lax moderation
          >Board for hobbies known for their passionate(autistic) fans and haters
          >COVID lockdowns and quarantines broke the minds of millions possibly even billions of people who also have access to the internet

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at me I'm feminizing these mythological stoic heroes
    Normally I'd agree with you but actual mythological Thor had to pretend to be a woman and be betrothed to the King of the Ice giants so if anything, this is less emasculating

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beer pie
    >Mead pie
    >Fimbulwinter pie

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