being english sucks because you have to share the internet with ESLs would be better If I spoke some obscure language like finnish so I could have my own chan without having to share it with esl brownies.
>being english sucks because you have to share the internet with ESLs >implying inbred bri'ish mongoloid half-orcs are even capable of speaking English
Did they get mindbroken by what they did to Star Wars or something? Around the time TLJ came out they've stopped reviewing mainstream movies or releasing stuff regularly. Now they release maybe 1 HITB every 4-5 months about some indie horror shit nobody has ever heard of, and the rest of their vids are just shit like BOTW which nobody has ever liked.
I can't seem to think it's connected to them directly influencing the Disney star wars movies (in the words of JJ/KK), shilling TFA and TLJ as amazing, shitting on the only Disney SW movie fans were okay with (Rogue One), then seeing where muh precious JJ Star Wars led to with ROS.
Mike is a fricking idiot from all that alcohol now
He couldn't even make a coherent and clever review about Picard, the shit spin off to his actual favorite thing ever
No, but they are in a perfect opportunity to mock modern shitty movies. So many people have gotten youtube careers from mock-analyzing modern Hollywood films and they've just given up when it was their original bread and butter
I hate it. I'm not the guy you replied to, but best if the worst is kind of annoying.
Sometimes the movies they pick are just annoying or legit shit. Not campy or silly or funny. Sometimes they just watch boring shit.
Like the latest gun training for women video. There was nothing to mock from that training on guns yet they try so hard
They try so hard to make boring shit funny
>Batman movie #4,976 >This one is dark and gritty just like the last dozen were >Only this time it's about 45 minutes too long
yeah I can't believe they weren't excited to see that
it's also the fact that they realized how constantly reviewing capeshit gave them the mouth breathing reddit crowd which they never wanted
hell they used to make found of Doug Walker and company, now they basically have the same audience and Mike hates himself for that
caring about making money =/= caring what people think
11 months ago
Anonymous
>i want to buy product a >we only sell product b >i will not give you money >ok i will sell product a
thus, the seller cares what the buyer thinks
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sure, if you remove all nuance and context from the equation.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I want to buy product a >we only sell product b >I will not give you money >we don't give a shit because we're confident there are plenty of other people who do want product b
ftfy
>another mixed up, missing, or extra words nonsense-sentence thread opener
Shitskins have destroyed the site
being english sucks because you have to share the internet with ESLs would be better If I spoke some obscure language like finnish so I could have my own chan without having to share it with esl brownies.
>being english sucks because you have to share the internet with ESLs
>implying inbred bri'ish mongoloid half-orcs are even capable of speaking English
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Good morning sir!
Do not redeem bloody son of bastard benchod
Euro hours
Did they get mindbroken by what they did to Star Wars or something? Around the time TLJ came out they've stopped reviewing mainstream movies or releasing stuff regularly. Now they release maybe 1 HITB every 4-5 months about some indie horror shit nobody has ever heard of, and the rest of their vids are just shit like BOTW which nobody has ever liked.
I can't seem to think it's connected to them directly influencing the Disney star wars movies (in the words of JJ/KK), shilling TFA and TLJ as amazing, shitting on the only Disney SW movie fans were okay with (Rogue One), then seeing where muh precious JJ Star Wars led to with ROS.
Mike is a fricking idiot from all that alcohol now
He couldn't even make a coherent and clever review about Picard, the shit spin off to his actual favorite thing ever
are you implying that movies are actually decent post 2020
lol
No, but they are in a perfect opportunity to mock modern shitty movies. So many people have gotten youtube careers from mock-analyzing modern Hollywood films and they've just given up when it was their original bread and butter
>perfect opportunity to mock modern shitty movies
they were already doing that from 2015-2020 though
the horse corpse is already rotten enough
>BOTW which nobody has ever liked
what a monumentally stupid thing to say
I hate it. I'm not the guy you replied to, but best if the worst is kind of annoying.
Sometimes the movies they pick are just annoying or legit shit. Not campy or silly or funny. Sometimes they just watch boring shit.
Like the latest gun training for women video. There was nothing to mock from that training on guns yet they try so hard
They try so hard to make boring shit funny
So don't watch it? I don't know what you want from me here. My only point was that it's a program that is beloved by many, myself included.
It's good if the movie being mocked is weird or crazy or funny or super incompetent.
It USED to be better. But like op is saying. Overall quality is dropping.
Name 1 (one) mainstream theater release from the past three years that is actually worth talking about
The Batman.
I haven't seen it which means you're wrong
>Batman movie #4,976
>This one is dark and gritty just like the last dozen were
>Only this time it's about 45 minutes too long
yeah I can't believe they weren't excited to see that
OH BUT FOOLS PARADISE IS WORTH IT?
OR COCAINE BEAR?
go frick yourself Mike and jay
hahahaha haha
it's also the fact that they realized how constantly reviewing capeshit gave them the mouth breathing reddit crowd which they never wanted
hell they used to make found of Doug Walker and company, now they basically have the same audience and Mike hates himself for that
>shilling TLJ as amazing
What the frick are you talking about
I think is laziness or something
Why can't they release stuff more often? Even obscure movies if they want?
why doesn't mike grow his beard out and wear oversized shirts to hide his disgusting obesity
because he doesn't care what people think
then why censor himself in other ways
so they can make money off their videos
so he cares what people think
caring about making money =/= caring what people think
>i want to buy product a
>we only sell product b
>i will not give you money
>ok i will sell product a
thus, the seller cares what the buyer thinks
Sure, if you remove all nuance and context from the equation.
>I want to buy product a
>we only sell product b
>I will not give you money
>we don't give a shit because we're confident there are plenty of other people who do want product b
ftfy
Look who I found, fellow Re**itors!
>accosted by nerds in the supermarket
truly a fate worse than death
>septum piercing
>choker
what's her OF?