>LOOK, DUNCAN, IVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A WORM.

>LOOK, DUNCAN, IVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A WORM. IM GOD EMPEROR LETO II, DUNCAN

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm almost finished with the third book

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best one, enjoy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I intend to read the 4th one and then stop after that. The 2nd one was the most boring but at least it was short

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The stuff with Miles Teg is great.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frank's cancer novels
            gtfo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you make it to 4 you might as well just do the full Frank run. The far and away best character Darwi shows up in the final 2

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            6 is a mess and 5 felt off somehow, overall. I guess 5 should have been a starting point of a new series within the same world.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me its
          Dune 9/10
          Messiah 10/10
          Children 8/10
          God Emperor 6/10
          the rest are not worth reading

          Messiah is an intriguing little thriller.
          God Emperor is one of the most boring books I have ever read. Couldn't bring myself to finish Heretics because of that.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It gets worse

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I prefer my Keven J. Anderson slop unfiltered and pure.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are there 3 authors? Does this mean Brian was actually the talented one?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think that's a comic book of the series. The books are pure Kevin Anderson.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just how bad is Brian's work?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not horrible, it's just shallow compared to Frank's novels. I enjoyed reading some of them. It's kinda like fanfiction.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really, really fricking bad. I first read Dune when I was 13, two decades ago by now (I'm a 36 year old boomer), and iirc Brian's shit books were just being published around that time. Since I was really hyped about Dune and didn't know any better, I bought Dune: House Atreides, Dune: House Harkonnen, and Dune: House Corrino when they came out. I remember enjoying them but not getting that same feeling of neuron activation that I had when I read the real Dune books. Going back to them a few years later, I realized they were just terrible fanfiction that missed the forest for the trees, or more accurately, completely missed the forest and trees entirely and were cheap plastic fake plants you bought out of a warehouse.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really sucks that Asimov's Foundation saga got books written by real SF writers after its creator dies while Dune gets those two hacks molesting it. A guy like Silverberg could have done a decent stab at it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder who they'll get to finish the fat fricks work

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Asimov derivative books weren't great, lol, but they at least weren't pulp schlock. Helped that Asimov wasn't the greatest writer in the world either.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do people get to the fourth book of Dune and say "it wasn't that great"? The entirety of Dune is very dryly written. It's more about the concepts than the characters/writing. If you can't figure that out by book 2 you are a moron and classic science fiction isn't for you. Go read The Expanse, twat.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you didn't enjoy God Emperor, then you have nothing to look forward to in the Dune novels.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i found the development of paul returning as the blind preacher to be really really cool and well done but otherwise I enjoyed the first and fourth novels more and the 2nd probably had better highs, whats so good about children?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Children of Dune is the best one? It's a fine book but that's moronic, only because the others of the first four are so good. My personal favorite is Dune Messiah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        God Emperor is by far the best in the original Frank Herbert omnibus.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's by far the worst but it sets up GEoD so it gets a pass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its
      Dune 9/10
      Messiah 10/10
      Children 8/10
      God Emperor 6/10
      the rest are not worth reading

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Messiah 10/10
        Are you for real? That book is a glorified epilogue

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't understand putting it above Children. It pays off the first half of the story. Same reason I find it hard to believe that Villeneuve would really want to end there.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If he doesn't make Kyle MacLachlan the Preacher why even bother

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's a literal epilogue. Dune and Dune Messiah were written as one book. The publisher split them into 2 so the first book could have an upbeat ending.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Messiah was also originally published as a serial in a sci-fi magazine. Messiah wasn't bad, but it was very short.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Messiah was also originally published as a serial in a sci-fi magazine
              Different anon, and a Dune superfan. I did not know this. That explains why Messiah feels so "pulpy" compared to Dune.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like you, I am a superfan of Dune. That detail of Messiah I only remember because it was in a preface I read in the novel I had at the time. You're right tho. Messiah is pulpy and rushed in it's writing. It's all just a bridge to Children of Dune.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                which in turn is just a bridge to god emperor

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree. God Emperor is the climax of the Atreides dynasty half of Frank's Dune novels.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Messiah 10/10
        Kek, LITERALLY nothing happens in that piece of shit and it character assassinates Paul.

        OFFICIAL power ranking:
        Dune 9/10
        Messiah 2/10
        Children 8/10
        God Emperor 6/10

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, messiah goes trough how Pauls theocratic empire becomes corrupt. Its not that bad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dune Messiah literally did the Last Jedi 50 years before the Last Jedi lmao

          >noooo why is my epic self insert character tortured and flawed he should be EPIC like me this is character assassination!!!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Completely inapt comparison as MouseWars is completely different people being vultures to something they "purchased the rights" to. Paul was meant to be incapable of handling the stress of what must be done to show how inhumanly difficult that is. And even in that he is no failure because his very son finishes what the father has started. A tale as old as humanity.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're retroactively applying Children and God Emperor to Messiah

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were written by the same man. From how the books are, it gives me a distinct impression that he had at least the backbone of the main character stories planned out ahead.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty explicit that his son is going to take up his mantle at the end of Messiah, man.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. But the whole concept of the Golden Path and that Paul was too cowardly to follow through with it is an idea that Children came up with.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                His introspection goes on and on about the terrible purpose.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc this is the one where he describes the chick getting cummed inside

      something something hot wet slap

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the one where the bene gesserit cums simply from watching Duncan free solo a cliff.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was a Fish Speaker, not a BG iirc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not enjoy God Emperor of Dune. I should have stopped at Dune Messiah

      You should just drop it now. Sunk cost

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trust me Duncan, the payoff is huge

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cMzBbZE.jpg

      >LOOK, DUNCAN, IVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A WORM. IM GOD EMPEROR LETO II, DUNCAN

      For me its
      Dune 9/10
      Messiah 10/10
      Children 8/10
      God Emperor 6/10
      the rest are not worth reading

      How many books until you realized Duncan was the MC?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        When he shows up yet again in Heretics of Dune

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes clearly a self insert gary stu.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where does he shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same place where he takes his bath

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      in your mouth
      >sand goes in
      >sweet sweet melange comes out his wormussy
      >you lick it up like a little bawd

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the heat of the sand cooks the poo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        where does he shit

        seems unbecoming of the emperor to shit in the sand
        did they design a worm toilet for him?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spice production is a b***h

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          only artificial intelligence is banned, so they get around navigation using spice and using prescient aliens as spaceship navigators

          How does the spice get made after Arrakis becomes a paradise though? Or do they just not bother with it any more and go back to using AI?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            space travel gets strangulated and ppl get isolated on their planets til the millenias of pressure cause the invention of the no ships and the breeding of the Siona gene

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't. It was a relatively gradual process, and everyone had been hoarding stockpiles of spice from the time they realized its value. Some put more importance on it, and some could afford to stockpile more (especially the guild on both accounts), but anyone who could did so, some stores built up over thousands of years. Every house had their own stores. Eventually the Bene Tleilax made an artificial spice that was fairly useful. I don't recall the books mentioning spice degredation, but I always assumed that was a consideration, and that a majority of the spice trade was houses trying to pawn off their older stuff.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leto II (as the only surviving sandworm )becomes the sole source of spice during his reign

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thigh and knee pads

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't eat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        mathematically impossible

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He eats sand

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the best people do
          >Some nights I would find myself roaming the beaches, digging up baby crabs and eating handfuls of sand—this was in the middle of the night when the sky was so clear I could see the entire solar system and the sand, lit by it, seemed almost lunar in scale. I even dragged a beached jellyfish back to the house and microwaved it early one morning, predawn, while Evelyn slept, and what I didn’t eat of it I fed to the chow.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waltuh...of life

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waltuh...of life

      heh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the spice waltuh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING YOU SON OF A b***h, THE HARKONNENS WITH THEIR SPICE HARVESTERS, BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND BLOW IT ALL UP WITH YOUR BENE GESSERIT AND YOUR PSYCHIC TWINK POWERS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > waltuh.. About that pipe..

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What this homie eat?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ixian pusy

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does he eat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sand?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t require food, but he does symbolically consume one carbohydrate based wafer every ten years. This isn’t a joke, it’s straight from the book.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn’t require food,
        so he doesn't have a metabolism?
        is he clinically "alive"?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe in one of the books i thinks its god emperor when he takes the girl cyona out into the desert he actually sweats when he is swimming in the sand desert and cyona drinks his sweat because it contains spice or something like that. Its been a while since i read the books.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has an internal reactor that works via photosynthesis and air intake.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sandworms eat sandtrout eat sandplankton eat spice made by sandworms

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you, Dr. Kynes.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they going to film this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      With CGI? Like everything else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      With CGI? Like everything else

      why would they film this? the movie arw going to end in the first book.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean if it does really well I could see them doing messiah, and then going further

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Messiah was confirmed as part 3

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're not, only the first 3 books are planned to be adapted

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Leto II in his early years as worm god.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does all the art show him with a giant face
    he's supposed to be a human encased in a slug, not some giant head with giant arms on the end of a worm body

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that legit is how he looks. The face is exaggerated a bit but he's a little face and a pair of arms.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Although Jabba is also based on Sydney Greenstreet it wouldn't surprise me if Lucas also had Leto II in mind because he took a lot of influence from Dune into Star Wars.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune for me is a good idea that was poorly executed. I read the first book and watched the movie. The book itself is too boring. basically nothing happens until the end, and when something happens the book ends. the film manages to be more interesting because it has excellent aesthetics and a cool soundtrack. Anyway, I liked the futuristic theme, space travel and wars, but it seems to me that the story wasn't well tied together. and now you tell me that the protagonist turns into a giant worm. I don't know, it seems very clueless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dune and Dune Messiah were basically one book that was split into two.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dune was literally 3 books combined into 1

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dune was literally 3 books combined into 1

        Is the second book more or less boring than the first one

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the second book is more boring overall imo cause it lacks the adventure part of the first, its a lot of characters plotting, behind closed door conniving, and a bit of Paul's perspective as leader of a vast space people, I had really bought into the mythos of Dune already by the middle of the first so I found Dune 2 a great addition but theres only one real action scene in the book and its at the end and if you read it right its one of the most badass moments in fiction

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds a lot like the Foundation series which felt like a history book of exposition (although still enjoyed it).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not boring but unnecessary IMO. The original Dune is a perfect arc for Paul and the reader gets the negative implications without another book spelling it out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dune has a sort of esoteric history and mysticism with a lot of secrets that are never delved into that makes it for a fun universe to immerse yourself in, you have to really understand the significance of the kwisatz haderach and the golden path and really get into the vision moments. If you appreciate the myth the books themselves become a biblical text for a possible future, basically i think its interesting regardless of action or adventure

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the story is set so far into the future that it's interesting to imagine something like this. I like that's it's rather low-tech in comparison to a lot of sci fi.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good idea that was poorly executed
      Anon is talking about one of the greatest sci-fi books of all time, a book praised so universally that it's adaptation onto film has been tried multiple times. Is this poster a contrarian homosexual or just plain moronic?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dislike Dune with some intensity

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some hack that left the best scenes of the extended edition out of the novelization dislikes dune
          Color me not surprised.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you babbling about moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Creators of this calibre can have perfectly reasonable disagreements. He did not write that he considers the book to be bad, but specifically that he disliked it. This might very well be due to the themes involved.

          For example, try to look at the big picture in both of the literary works.
          Tolkien's world has incredibly well-defined good and evil. His works postulate that there is good in pretty much all men until they allow it to completely die within them, or at least until they are corrupted by a powerful supernatural being. In his stories the heroes always emerge victorious even if not without some terrible personal cost at times. Justice, virtue and other such traits normally associated with goodness inevitably prevail. Not in the least because there definitely is a benevolent creator in the setting. There is love, and songs, and a myriad other manifestations of beauty there.
          Now contrast this with Herbert's world of subterfuge, politics, literal and figurative back-stabbing, and likely foremost everything concerning religion and faith in it. Even the first book has Bene Gesserit effectively craving to give birth to a god through manipulation and essentially husbandry. This alone has likely alienated Tolkien somewhat fierce. But even beside that, look at how Duke Leto reacts when he realizes that his first-born son is gifted. He dreams of Paul becoming one of the best at the rotten kind of games everyone plays, not raise above that.

          Yes, of course Tolkien's world and thus beliefs are naive for anyone who is able to perceive our reality in a sober way. And Herbert's is much more plausible, obviously. But that does not reflect poorly on Tolkien that his world which almost anyone would have preferred to live in is so outlandish and instead on the sorry state our real world is in.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What redeems LotR for me is its fatalistic apocalypticism. That context permits a pure morality because the human ugliness can be implied and contained outside of the narrative. If it were truly a 'happily ever after story' it would be as sickly sweet as Dune is bitter.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >because the human ugliness can be implied and contained outside of the narrative.
              Yes, it is pretty strongly hinted at with Sauron's human troops, with Umbar, and even shown a little with Saruman's henchmen.

              >If it were truly a 'happily ever after story' it would be as sickly sweet as Dune is bitter.
              The dawn of the Age of Man is incredibly bittersweet because the ancient mystique, beauty and glory is leaving Middle-earth, usually literally, by boat.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Creators of this calibre can have perfectly reasonable disagreements. He did not write that he considers the book to be bad, but specifically that he disliked it. This might very well be due to the themes involved.

          For example, try to look at the big picture in both of the literary works.
          Tolkien's world has incredibly well-defined good and evil. His works postulate that there is good in pretty much all men until they allow it to completely die within them, or at least until they are corrupted by a powerful supernatural being. In his stories the heroes always emerge victorious even if not without some terrible personal cost at times. Justice, virtue and other such traits normally associated with goodness inevitably prevail. Not in the least because there definitely is a benevolent creator in the setting. There is love, and songs, and a myriad other manifestations of beauty there.
          Now contrast this with Herbert's world of subterfuge, politics, literal and figurative back-stabbing, and likely foremost everything concerning religion and faith in it. Even the first book has Bene Gesserit effectively craving to give birth to a god through manipulation and essentially husbandry. This alone has likely alienated Tolkien somewhat fierce. But even beside that, look at how Duke Leto reacts when he realizes that his first-born son is gifted. He dreams of Paul becoming one of the best at the rotten kind of games everyone plays, not raise above that.

          Yes, of course Tolkien's world and thus beliefs are naive for anyone who is able to perceive our reality in a sober way. And Herbert's is much more plausible, obviously. But that does not reflect poorly on Tolkien that his world which almost anyone would have preferred to live in is so outlandish and instead on the sorry state our real world is in.

          >Intensely Catholic creator dislikes a book about atheist spirituality and making ourselves our own Gods in a godless universe

          imagine my shock!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine being this much of a bullshitter or this illiterate.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People so it's good so you have to say it's good
        I don't agree with that zoomer Anon but would you like to tell us all about what a musical genius Taylor Swift is?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right it's poorly executed. First book was the best. Everything afterwards went off the rails. The central theme of all this is ends justifies means. Consider the politics of the time period when this book was written and the background of the author.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, otherwise the Harkonan are justified

        It’s more about how the scale and weight of civilization and history are so massive that they stand beyond human comprehension and must be understood and altered through living Mythic action. Morality fades away only when man ascends into godhood upon becoming the center of civilization itself

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Morality fades away only when man ascends into godhood upon becoming the center of civilization itself
          Didn't the example of Paul ultimately become the folly of the Nietzschean Uberman/will-to-power morality? Right or wrong, Paul as the Messiah gets to determine what is right or wrong for the rest of humanity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >theme is ends justify the means
        The point is that this is HIGHLY open for debate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are Dune fans this fricking moronic?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you read the rest of the thread you might discover that those who read Herbert's works come in more than one kind of brain shape and size.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      criminally zoomer take

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are completely hopeless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a very smart man having fun. We are just along for the ride.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and now you tell me that the protagonist turns into a giant worm.
      Nah Paul lives a pretty normal life then dies, his son becomes a slug.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I chuckled.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Duncan in God Emperor remember all this shit about Muad'Dib on Dune if he only has the memories of the original Duncan? The first Duncan dies before Paul even started living with the Fremen.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe he does remember it. He just gets a detailed history lesson every time Leto gets a new Duncan

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the duncans end up remembering and attacking leto fairly early into their tenure. the duncan in heretics gets fully awakened to all his genetic clones memories

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a difference between a ghola and a clone, since they do talk about it briefly in Heretics of Dune, so it's not like a ghola is just another word for a clone.
      IIRC a ghola has genetic memory of the original specimen, but they might need something to awaken those memories, whereas a clone doesn't have genetic memory.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ghola is a clone that uses cells from the original corpse, clone just uses the DNA.
        They both have genetic memory, kid miles teg is a clone (despite being called a ghola) and he gets his memory back.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never read even past the 4th book but I did look up how his son finished the story and the i gotta admit that the super AI robots being the endgame threat and Duncan being the true ultra kwisatz haderach are both pretty cool ideas, the former more obvious than the ladder

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune is shit

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn into a work
    >start missing your dick

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rolls over and crushes Duncan to death
    >MONEO CALL THE STORE AGAIN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    as far as i understand, advanced technology is banned or whatever in this universe. so how the frick do they have access to space ships, energy shields and vibrator swords?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      only artificial intelligence is banned, so they get around navigation using spice and using prescient aliens as spaceship navigators

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just no thinking machines from the butlerian jihad. By God Emperor he has severely limited spice supplies and production and thus limits tech relying on it rendering populations largely stranded to their planets for millenia forcing their innovation into escaping Prescience

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI and computers are banned (still, obviously, some shady organizations supposedly use them in secret on their secret planets). Instead, humanity learned to genetically specialize people into becoming "human computers" who can perform fast calculations.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fast calculations.
        speedreader

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like weaponized autism

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They invented the chinese?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an artist was commissioned for this
    >a whole lot of people agreed to publish and distribute it

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if the Bene Gesserit have been spending centuries carefully breeding their messiah, how did they get so close yet Jessica fricked it up? What caused her to betray every ounce of her training, is Leto's dick just that spectacular?

    Or was the plan always doomed to failure because if she had borne a daughter then the events of Dune wouldn't happen and there'd be no way to wed a Harkonnen heir in the first place?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was love.

      No, but it probably would've been bad for humanity in the long run.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there's no son but a daughter, then when Harkonnen destroys Atreides on Arrakis it is either Jessica and daughter, or daughter alone left alive. Assuming they live. So no Haderach, and Atreides remains destroyed anyway. Seems like the Bene Gesserit plan was predicated on Harkonnen and Atreides not destroying one or the other of themselves, but Arrakis was inevitable because of the Landsraad and Shaddam needing to control it, the feud was already well started long before Paul was born.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The bene gesserit plan was to unite Harkonnen and Atreides through Feyd-Ratha and femPaul

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that assumes Arrakis doesn't go down, so what was their plan for keeping femPaul alive and able to marry into a House that she was at war with? Assuming Atreides even survived.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >keeping fempaul alive
              Pretty easy? They just don't kill her. Paul married Irulan. He didn't just outright kill her. It would be the same thing

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They would have had 15 or more years to wheel and deal for the paulpussy, even the English could get a deal done in that time

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Harkonnen fully planned on murdering Paul and Jessica both, femPaul would be no different.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fempaul would be different because she could be married off.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fempaul would be trained by the bene gesserit, she'd manipulate House Harkonnen through Feyd-Rautha

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell from the old movies that the good guys represent love and the bad guys are all about excess and squeezing all the juice out of things, but in the new movie everything is soulless and lifeless and you can't tell anything apart.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about the shitty old movie? One of the highlighted points in Dune (the book) is that Paul is unlike his father and more like his grandfather. It's not about Atreides are love and Harkonnen bad. Paul turns out to not be a moral person like his father and abuses his power for revenge, at the detriment to the universe. It's highlighted by Paul choosing to duel Feyd-Rautha.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >One of the highlighted points in Dune (the book) is that Paul is unlike his father and more like his grandfather
          DUNC omitted this important fact in the 1st flick and I bet it's never brought up because Villehackery

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did jessica fail? She bred a male with access to both female and male genetic memories. If anything the Bene Gesserit were wrong

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        a) they wanted to control him
        b) paul came too soon and fricks it up because he acts to take revenge of his father death.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paul Atreides is the worst mass murderer in human history and his son is seen as a tyrannical despot who set humanity into a 4,000 year dark age that it will spend millennia recovering from (but it was all part of his epic plan to save us from extinction and ascend each and every human to godhood).

        It makes sense that even 10,000 years after her death the Lady Jessica is seen as a big frickup who screwed over everyone else because of something as foolish as falling in love with the Duke Leto

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well if extinction really was the alternative..

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. The Golden Path was the only way forward. You can't make a universal omelet without breaking a few eggs.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The Golden Path was the only way forward.
              Where are people getting this idea? Do you guys not understand how to read?

              The only reason people believe it's true is because Paul says it's true. It's not like we can trust Paul. He doesn't even know how to use his future sight. Dune messiah proves it. Why do you think he goes physically blind at the end? He was following a vision of an alternate future where he only had one child, but once both his two children were born, the future sight from that alternative universe proved non-relevant since too many differences manifested.

              It's ironic that the whole reader base takes Paul's word as biblical fact.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was only a matter of time until a tyrant with sufficiently good prescience ability would emerge and plunge humanity into a catastrophe or several. There were no winning moves. Only the least evil one. Paul started down that road but couldn't go all the way, tried to basically bargain with fate and that's where he ended up. Tragic, but relatable.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Paul was the lesser of many evils. Prescience allowed him to be more aware and thoughtful anybody else that might rule.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >put all worlds on indefinite lockdown because humanity is NEET anyway
          >get shit on when history is rewritten after the fact
          what did he mean by this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She did it a generation before the planned one and she did it off the books.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the BG can control their fertility and produce a son or daughter when they please (Jessica chose to have a son, Emperor Shaddam only had daughters) then why not have a ton of children? An accident at any point in 10k years could easily frick up their entire program. Jessica having one son then a daughter 15 fricking years later is stupid, she should have a dozen kids. Feudal families always aimed to have lots of children because spare sons are an insurance policy and lots of daughters means more diplomatic power through marriage.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She went against the BG by giving Leto a son

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they mentioned that having too many kids made it hard to create reliable alliances compared to having one or two heirs because if your kids are married into a dozen houses then your loyalty in a conflict will be questioned. So everyone powerful basically had two kids at most and married them off very strategically.
        Except Baron "I frick little boys" Harkonen who rarely had sex with women because he was the full red-pill mgtow champion of the universe.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean? The Baron had two sons, and then Jessica

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Baron has two nephews.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you're right. I misremembered

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nephews

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This I don’t get it.
            Since Jessica was Baron Harkonnen’s daughter, hadn’t the BG managed to join the Atreides and Harkonnen lines without needing a Fempaul to breed with Feyd?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not about just securing bloodlines, the BG calculated that they would specifically need Jessica's daughter to breed (incestuously) with Feyd-Rautha in order to produce the Kwisatz Haderach.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kwisatz Haderach
                I still don't get how it works for Leto II
                Dad is 99.9% Kwisatz Haderach
                Mom is some random half Fremen

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paul was already having hazy visions of Chani when he was still living in the Atredies palace on Caladan, before they moved to Arrakis. Paul also goes on a lot about how his prescience is half him being able to mentat-calculate all possible scenarios but also him half-subconsciously "locking in" the future that he sees by the simple act of predicting it. So you could say it was his destiny to always have Chani be his wife and it was always his destiny to kill her in childbirth because he weighed all possible futures and chose the one where his wife by marriage Irulan poisoned her with a contraceptive until Chani in her desperation to bear her messiah an heir started OD'ing on spice until her body killed itself and gave their children consciousness and other memory in the womb B R A V O P A U L

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't understand how Leto ends up being more genetically pure than Paul, he's the equivalent of a champion bloodline purebred mating with a mutt.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has the memories, the genes are irrelevant

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genetics matter but not as much as other things like training and the individual himself
                According to the BG breeding genetic plan the KH would have appeared a generation after Paul
                Paul was the KH because of the combination of his genetics, his Mentat and BG training and the effects of the spice, along with his want for revenge and determination to undertake the spice agony test

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more genetically pure
                Where are you getting this from? The Kwisatz Haderach doesn't emerge from genetic "purity" whatever that means.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is an aspect many might not even consider here: arrogant humans trying to supplant god and failing spectacularly. For all their foresight and scheming, it took two chaotic events stemming from very human properties (love and desire of normal womanly happiness for Jessica; aversion to becoming a monster and inability to bear a colossal yet necessary burden for Paul) to turn their carefully cultivated plans into something they were completely unprepared for.

                [...]
                >Intensely Catholic creator dislikes a book about atheist spirituality and making ourselves our own Gods in a godless universe

                imagine my shock!

                >>a book about atheist spirituality and making ourselves our own Gods in a godless universe
                You've misunderstood it. It's not about nihilism or even Nietzschean thought. It is all about triumph of human spirit, expressed in intelligence, perseverance, creativity. With a very strong "nature finds a way" undertone. I suppose it is almost second narrative levels of strong.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one ever reads the Appendix which explicates that the entire book was divine providence, lol.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one seems to read in general these days, at least if the threads on this board are any indication. They probably listen to "audiobooks" while doing something else, which results in them mashing the little bits and pieces they even get to remember into an utterly unrecognizable mess. I've noticed similar posts in LotR threads.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. larping christgay trying to project his own beliefs onto Dune

                please cite the precise passage that supports your argument

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > only Christians believe in divine providence
                dipshit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am an atheist. I just know how to read.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frempussy is mad spicy.
                Makes extra kwizzie kids.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mom is some random half Fremen
                All Fremen are a little bit psychic due to the high doses of spice in their diet and thousands of years adapting to this and the death-is-around-every-sanddune nature of the planet

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leto II and his sister Ghanima were preborn, thanks to all the spice Chani was gulping down at the end.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So how come Alia went crazy and they didn't. P.S. the actress who played Alia in the CoD miniseries was such a babe!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you'd go crazy too if you had vlad in your head all day everyday since conception.
                the twins had each other.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Also, Chani didn't drink the Water of Life like Jessica did while pregnant. That's a big part of what caused Alia's downfall.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alia was betrayed by her Uncle, Baron Harkonnen, whose memories offered to serve as a buffer against the rest.
                Leto II forged an alliance with ancient dynastic ruler, who kept the other memories in line.
                Ghanima did something similar to Leto II, but I don't remember with whom.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So how come Alia went crazy and they didn't. P.S. the actress who played Alia in the CoD miniseries was such a babe!

                Leto II compartmentalizes his disparate genetic memories and governs them as a council of advisers with himself as Supreme Ruler. The strength of will it took for Ghanima to hypnotize herself into believing that Leto II was dead, alongside with a focus on the love Chani had for her children, allows her to anchor herself as her own personality

                Alia was abandoned by her mother and the Bene Gesserit, and had no idea how dangerous being an Abomination actually was

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alia was betrayed by her Uncle, Baron Harkonnen, whose memories offered to serve as a buffer against the rest.
                Leto II forged an alliance with ancient dynastic ruler, who kept the other memories in line.
                Ghanima did something similar to Leto II, but I don't remember with whom.

                s/Uncle/Grandfather/

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alia had that bene gesserit “genetic memory” thing where all her ancestors were slammed into her brain at birth.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good casting all around to be quite honest family. I think Princess Irulan is very underrated, she nailed the crazy eyes femcel look in Children Of Dune.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hnnngh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can see into the future, so having a son was a good thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jessica didn't frick it up moron, she succeeded where they failed.

      Paul and his spawn were just too much for them to control.

      That's the problem with seeking to create a monstrously powerful being. If you succeed you won't be able to control them, by definition.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is Leto's dick just that spectacular?
      Interesting thought I've not had before, the Atreides manipulate their subjects by being protective of them and inspiring loyalty which they then exploit the frick out of(they mention in the book that Leto only cares about his people in as much as he can use it to use them) but to the public and the great houses they're seen as noble, loyal and kind.
      I think that Jessica fell for it and never really realised that for the most part it was a façade that the family had been pulling for centuries.

      Also if Paul had been a girl then the plan by the Sisterhood was to get her to marry Feyd and they'd make a baby and the Bene Gesserit were going to fake its death and take it away to indoctrinate it for his entire life into their cause and beliefs and then use him as a weapon against the galaxy. That was their plan.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing about facades is that they have a habit of becoming real if you keep it up long enough.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they mention in the book that Leto only cares about his people in as much as he can use it to use them) but to the public and the great houses they're seen as noble, loyal and kind.
          Keep in mind when Leto gives Paul that whole speech about how great his propaganda corps is, Leto is VERY drunk and he feels the walls closing in on him so he's questioning his entire life and all of his choices. He knows he's probably going to die soon so he's moping

          House Atreides absolutely is looking after its own interests, but someone who was totally self-interested wouldn't have put himself and his heir at great risk to save some random spice miners from the worm, he would have just let them die.

          Remember that the plot against Paul in DM depends on Paul being unable to turn away his resurrected retainer and friend even though he knows full well Idaho is some kind of weapon against him. A total cynic wouldn't do that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they mention in the book that Leto only cares about his people in as much as he can use it to use them) but to the public and the great houses they're seen as noble, loyal and kind.
        Keep in mind when Leto gives Paul that whole speech about how great his propaganda corps is, Leto is VERY drunk and he feels the walls closing in on him so he's questioning his entire life and all of his choices. He knows he's probably going to die soon so he's moping

        House Atreides absolutely is looking after its own interests, but someone who was totally self-interested wouldn't have put himself and his heir at great risk to save some random spice miners from the worm, he would have just let them die.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Atreides have to go personally to Arrakis? Can they not administer it from Caladan?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the emperor told them to swap planets basically. They can't refuse

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harkonnen and other great houses never had to swap around, they keep their own home world while administering Arrakis. My assumption is that the great houses all have their home worlds or whatever, and Arrakis is passed around to each one as something they administer, but not necessarily pick up and move everything to because of the frickhuge monster cost of shifting an entire great house and everything it has to a new planet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atreides still had Caladan, they just had a temporary governor in place while they were on Arrakis, no?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they gave it up completely. They obviously got it back shortly after paul btfoed them

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The emporer has the power to assign the fiefdom of arrakis. During this time the emporer assigns an overseer to Caladan, but it's implied if a house is powerful enough it could maintain control of both as the Harkonens are able to control both Arrakis and Geidi Prime simultaneously

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any scifi or fantasy that does an unironic "chosen one" with zero subversions or surprises is never gonna be very interesting to anyone except muh worldbuilding gays. Even fricking Star Wars managed to give the trope a twist. I want to read a story, not a fricking bible.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a chosen one, Muad'Dib is pretty ineffective. It's not long before he's admitting despite all his prescience, there's nothing he can do about the bloodshed to come.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chu'dib, what do your spice eyes see?
        >the CHOAM has fallen, billions must die
        Bravo Heinlein!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it just me, or in an Imperium of innumerable worlds is billions dead just not really that bad? Could be worse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dune is literally only about chosen one -trope being subverted. "Look mom, the chosen one is le bad!"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also the chosen one isn't really a chosen one since the Bene Geserit just made up the myth and seeded it to the brown plebs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be honest I was sort of baiting for someone to give me answer like that because I don't know that much about the series besides what's occasionally posted here and the recent movie
        I probably still won't read it because I disliked the movie and people said it was a good adaptation but thanks anyway

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine. Dune isn't particularly good writing anyway. Read Book of the New Sun, or anything by Wolfe really.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Book of the New Sun
            What's funny is I started to read this and then stopped to read Dune. I'll come back to it later

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What % will be black?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jolenta isn't nearly voluptuous enough

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wolfe
            I feel like for the most part, whenever I read a book or a short story from the protagonist's POV, I feel like they all have autism to some degree. Wizard Knight especially.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the chosen one shit was literally put into the people's religion centuries ago, in order to make it possible for someone like him to power grab the natives when the time was needed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point is about how chosen one myths are seeded in order create political movements centuries into advance and the myths exist to be worn as a uniform by great men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro, the point is that paul is not the chosen one, he came too soon and fricks it up and its impact is a disaster. then comes the chosen one and he is literal a bored incel and looks back and thinks that humanity truly fricked up breeding me. Im gonna frick them in the ass for a few millennia until they understand they can never make this mistake again
      how is this not a subversion?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >series about “hero worship cult of personality bad”
    >we keep bringing back duncan because he’s the coolest dude in the universe

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Herbert has said from the beginning that Dune was always meant to be enjoyed as half a dozen podcasts and five thousand wiki pages

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a true visionary of the future

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually wonder how they are gonna do Alia in the movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Born from momcest with Paul

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was preggers when Leto died

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching new movies because they look bland.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue sky
      Dennis wouldn't like that.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too kino for villeneuve
    Who needs him anyway?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya mudda

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The book series has no ending so there is no reason to continue after Dune Messiah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason to make the early books is so you can get to God Emperor. You could fashion that into a pretty good ending for the whole saga if you wanted to stop there.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw there will be a series of Brian Herbert films

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of the better sci fi movies to come out recently. I wish there were more like it, bladerunner, etc

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A fricked up part of me wants to see that. A spiritual sequel to Battlefield Earth

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude, he's like so evil and tyrannic, he commited terrible atrocities such as... uhhhhm... like restricting people to leave planets (large celestial bodies ranging from 5000 to 15000km in diameter)
    the book gives literally no reasons to hate him so much, but it implies that literally every citizen is constantly seething about him. hackbert should've stopped after the first book

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see him from the viewpoints of rebels, and the book explicitly says that they're relatively privileged disaffected nobles. That said there's definitely historian burning and the occasional pogram to enforce his empire.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his name again?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doug Iowa?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duncaccino Piedaho, 10th level Ginaz Frymaster

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darth Insanius

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUNCin

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Indiana

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      friendly reminder that DUNCan Montana is apparently so sexy he can make women cum just from looking at him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell did Villanova even make him shave the beard?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you expect me to believe this Black person planend his own death. And played 4d chess for thousands of years. All the while living as a snail in pain and agony. Frick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Fremen cares not for himself, only for the survival of the tribe.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duncan, have sex
      >NNNNOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BREED WITH ALL YOUR HOT AMAZON WARRIORS LETO I AM NOT YOUR STUD

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't one of the Duncans a moron who tried to kill Leto but fumbled the bomb and blew himself up?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            We call him Duncan the Relatable around here

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can just picture him with his "please be patient I have autism" hat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Onn tomorrow.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >18 years
          >1000 children

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All the fish speakers are women, anon, and they were ordered to constantly bone DUNCan. He just decided to push it as far as he could

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ismail_Ibn_Sharif
            >Moulay Ismail had at least 500 concubines and even more children. A total of 868 children (525 sons and 343 daughters) is recorded in 1703, with his seven hundredth son being born shortly after his death in 1727, by which time he had well over a thousand children.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dune Messiah bad
    lot of damp hands itt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le JIHAD happens...LE OFFSCREEN
      bravo herbert

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Herbert was working on more important things like the ecology of a fictional planet and how many muscles there are in a human vegana

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        super smart beings plotting against a super smart Emperor, who can see the fricking future on top of that, is better than muh jihad you brainlet

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duncan was the Kwisatz Haderach

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get Daniel and Marty in the dune movies ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I TURNED MYSELF INTO A THINKING MACHINE, MARTY

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow I find the people in Warhammer 40k more human than anything in Dune. in dune all the characters act like aliens and do weird fricked up shit for stupid reasons.
    They do fricked up shit in warhammer 40k as well, but there's always a very human reasoning for why they act the way they do.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      in 40k there are 15 flavors of nonhuman.
      in dune there's just the humans.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      40k is just pulp, Dune has pulpy elements but never loses sight of its humanity (as long as Frank is the one writing)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people 8000 years in the future feel alien, bro
      >people who are ardent adherents of an ecumenized version of major modern religions are not easy to understand, bro
      >people who have re-evolved with a wildly different technology after Earth was lost to them for thousands of years work in strange ways, bro
      Each waking day I involuntarily wish to not wake up next time a little more.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does it work though? thats what I want to know

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the entire Duncan clone thing is retconned out of the movies. It's dumb and needs to be fixed. Duncan should just be in a hypersleep coma until rebels wake him up.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Duncan scales a cliff so hard a woman watching him cums

    Brava Herberto!

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leto II should be played by Tony Hopkins

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    live action is gonna be so fricking kino

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MONEO!
    >Yes, M'lord?
    >Call those Teliaxu freaks and tell them I need a new Duncan!
    >Right away, my lord.
    >And send a clean-up detail into the crypt... Duncan unexpectedly exploded down there.
    >...Yes, m'lord...

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i swear to god if the TV series makes one mention of the Thinking Machines as skynet robots enslaving humanity I'm turning it off immediately

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        IS that not what happened?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it was more akin to our dependency on smartphones becoming a problem for them.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            "The boomer chipout"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          its more of a, we getting dumb.
          Dune encyclopedia (which may or may not have been written by frank) gives a different version of why it happened tho https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Jehanne_Butler

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >revolt against the machines starts because AI orders abortions
            Dune truly is the patrician choice for chuds

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frank Herbert basically foresaw our dependence on machines leading us to intellectual and spiritual stagnation (see: young kids can't read or communicate anymore because they've had tablets and been watching youtube/Tiktok since they were 18 months old) so someone issued a fatwa against computers and lead a jihad to destroy them all and the people who refused to give up on them. Leto II tells Siona out in the desert that machines themselves are not the problem, only that we use them as a substitute for genuine human thoughts and experiences which will destroy us. A core component of Leto II's plan to save us from extinction and stagnation is to re-introduce navigational computers into the universe in order to break our dependence on the Spice.

          Brian/KJA are the ones who introduced the idea of God Machines enslaving humanity into their non-canon prequel and spinoff books, because they are stupid men whose mind is governed entirely by cliches and they have no interest in exploring any larger ideas besides milking the Dune IP to enrichen themselves

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's his explanation for how they got to dune in the first place? if you need spice for interstellar travel, dune must have been relatively close to human civilization, which must have been pretty close to earth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FTL is possible without spice, just extraordinarily risky. Also it's not explicitly stated in the books but they used computers before.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. The navigators don't fold space, the Holtzman Drives do that. The Navigators just crunch predictive algorithms to plot the safest course.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      space travel was dependent of computers. Spice only became a thing after they banned them

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frankly I blame the BG, nothing good ever came from a meddling coven of wannabe witches

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the entirety of the books?

    >Herbert: Paul needs to start the jihad, he has no choice but to trigger a massive war that will leaves billions dead
    >why?
    >Herbert: because he needs to become emperor of the universe and this is the only way
    >why?
    >Herbert: because his son Leto II needs to become a human-snake hybrid
    >why?
    >Herbert: because human-snake hybrids have longer life spans and this way he can breeds humans that are not seen in prescience
    >why?
    >Herbert: because one day humanity will fight an enemy that uses prescience and could exterminate humanity
    >interesting, can you expand on that?
    >Herbert: I just died lol, enjoy the cliffhanger butthole (or go read the books by my moron son)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a gross oversimplification and some parts are plain wrong.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul's prescience was limited and incomplete. The first few novels explain this. His kid's prescience was keener, but still not complete because of lifespan limitations in learning from other memories. So Leto II takes drastic steps to prolong his life, so he can see farther.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The text of the book is that Paul did not actually start the Jihad because he has 'no choice', he did it because he wanted a good life for himself and his family. The thing is using his abilities locks him into certain paths just because he's become the Emperor of the Known Universe and billions scheme against him. He can't escape that.

      He's not a god. Never was. Just a powerful man.

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never be sexually dominated by an Honored Matre

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that they control their moronic cat-men pets with sex.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are post God-Emperor books good?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love God Emperor, I got 350 pages into Heretics and just couldn't continue. God Emperor was esoteric but it was very thematically focused and kept the scope of its present-tense narrative small with a core cast of characters. Heretics introduces like half a dozen interchangeable Bene Gesserit characters, Duncan has become an unironic messianic mary sue (when previous books showed how being a ghola and a man out of time fricking sucks) and all the coombrained Honored Matre stuff is off-putting.

      That said, some people really do swear by Heretics and Chapterhouse so maybe I'm just dumb

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Honored Matre
        >Their enemies are furries called FUTARS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Their enemies are furries called FUTARS
          No, they frick the futars. We never find out what the HM are fleeing from.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a mess

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 5th book is not bad but indeed somewhat difficult to get into if you're fresh off the God Emperor. It starts exploring some topics the previous books have not gone into sufficient depth on and it looks interesting unless you started it while expecting more of the same, largely. But it also feels fairly rough, like a good draft that needed at least one more pass.
        All I remember of the last book, which is a compilation of his actual drafts and notes, is that it barely felt like his book and went nowhere. Perhaps I should give it another chance and my opinion will improve.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not essential reading tbh, Some homie basically becoming The Flash, space israelites - its bullshit

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that moronic movie title font DUNC
    is just for the inevitable duncan idaho movies yes?

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10,000 years into the future
    >jews still exist
    come on Frank

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not, anon? The Bene Tleilax are the last of the Sharia.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its 26,000 years in the future

      Why not, anon? The Bene Tleilax are the last of the Sharia.

      you mean shia, and the Tleilax have altered those beliefs radically unlike the space israelites

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what they would do if they got to ChapterHouse Dune in the films.
    Just call it the ending and have the characters fly off into space?
    Use the son's other books? Marty and Daniel being robots (or whatever...I never read it) seems silly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marty and Daniel being the robots from Brian and KJAs books is a retcon to try to tie back their OC into Frank's narrative, which is complete bullshit

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you all for sucking me into a reread.

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