Why was GRR such a hack. I thought he was meant to be a lyrical master and he couldn't come up with a different word for Elephont other than they spelling
>The English word "potato" comes from Spanish patata (the name used in Spain). The Royal Spanish Academy says the Spanish word is a hybrid of the Taíno batata (sweet potato) and the Quechua papa (potato).
They had some really gay names in the book. Glad they dropped a lot for the movies
The books were pretty gay in contrast. All very 1940 british white men jerking each other off in the trenches
Bit weird. Weird
I don’t know why…but it makes me sad.
oliphaunt ackshually
>look master Frodo an Onliphans
"What's Rosie doing with those taters?"
>misspell Elephant
>this is now a new fantasy creature
Bravo Tolkien!
Oliphaunt is old English spelling.
Alefantis actually.
>and there.... a woozle!
>I'm feeling a little confoozle mr frodo
>i will not wear the ring of power
>i will not wear it for an hour
>i will not wear it with a flower
>i will not wear it in the shower!
i really wish they stuck to the books.
>look mr frodo an elephan't
Look Master Frodo..it's a Leon
Why was GRR such a hack. I thought he was meant to be a lyrical master and he couldn't come up with a different word for Elephont other than they spelling
>"Look Master Frodo...it's a troony."
>Look Master Frodo... it's an Elephas maximus asurus, an extinct ancestor of the modern Elphas maximus.
It's actual a Mûmakil you morons. If you bothered to read the books you'd know this.
Oliphaunt was the name given to them by Hobbits.
Ok?
Okay and thank you for clarifying.
It's a Mûmak, Mûmakil is plural.
Fake nerd get out.
They see more than one in this show. Legolas points then out to Frodo
>It's actually a Elephants
He said 'a Mûmakil' though, which is grammatically incorrect.
Can someone archive this thread now please. Aren't there hired people who do this?
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In English, Doc
Pretty sure I have heard that name. Might have been in the video game.
Reading is for homosexuals
>The English word "potato" comes from Spanish patata (the name used in Spain). The Royal Spanish Academy says the Spanish word is a hybrid of the Taíno batata (sweet potato) and the Quechua papa (potato).
Did Spaniards exist in middle earth?
Tolkien just translated the writings of Maura and Bilba Labingi to English.
It's actually not a potato but a closely related Solanaceae species whose Westron name got rendered as 'potato' for simplicity.
Does LOTR take place post-Columbian exchange?
No.
>¿Ques es, taters, precioso?
>he calls Sûza "Shire"
>he calls Olórin "Gandalf"
>he calls Artanis Nerwen "Galadriel"
>he calls Calenardhon "Rohan"
>he calls Kalimac Brandagamba "Meriadoc Brandybuck"
>he calls Kôr "Warwickshire"
>he calls Ûl Cuvonweg "The Man in the Moon"
They had some really gay names in the book. Glad they dropped a lot for the movies
The books were pretty gay in contrast. All very 1940 british white men jerking each other off in the trenches
Bit weird. Weird
Lotr movies was more modern
Warwickshire you say...
Damn, that thing is huge
>He calls Teleporno "Celeborn"
>Master Frodo, Old Gaffer told me dried Oliphaunt penis is a aphrodisiac among the Haradrim, they believe aids fertility.
Why do people keep saying Master Frodo? He never calls Frodo master ONE time in the movies. It's always Mr. Frodo or just Frodo.
He says it in the books.
Where were all the black hobbits at this time? Lenny Henrys off spring?
got mixed up with them looking like goblins and orcs and were slaughtered by roaming rohirim
took me a second
>Elephont
their called, giant snake nose
>Look Master Frodo...it's an army of future doctors and engineers
why didnt they fly that elven spaceship that took down ancalagon the blacked to mordor
why did tim olyphant bog himself bros
superpower
So many white servants!
>PRÖÖÖH :DD