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What is it with people from London and cannibalism? The Bob's Burgers pilot was like this too.
Sweeney Todd
British culture.
Think Londoners taste better than their cooking?
>The Bob's Burgers pilot was like this too.
Part of the joke being that Bob's is wedged between a mortuary and some other undesirable business that moves in and out every week.
Shit, what is it with white people IN GENERAL and cannibalism? Out of all my friends, the only ones that talk about cannibalism if we're someplace remote, or if our vehicles break down outside of town, are the caucasian ones.
Calm down John Redcorn
Because cultures that have a recurring history of cannibalism shy away from talking about it, cultures where it's rare (USA) will bring up the rare times where it happened.
good point
The frick does Rick and Morty have to do with London?
Creator is from London.
Both of them are American
probably because it was the biggest taboo on british society about a 100 years ago
British cooking is so bad cannibalism is considered a reasonable alternative.
What the frick are you even talking about? You sound like an escaped mental patient blathering on about shit that doesn't even relate to the episode.
nah, they have a point, look at
It's the most modest proposal they'll accept
>London
What the frick are you on about?
HE WHAT?
>Now I know how those HP fans felt when they were told Snape kills Dumbledore.
Use a spoiler next time newbie
Original post getting deleted shows that moderation is nonsense and this reply being left up shows that moderation is also stupid
Janny is just having a laugh.
Jannies being unable to ban people means they can't pull off the humor of a frivolous public ban. Trying to emulate that with a frivolous deletion will just leave people confused and annoyed, it doesn't have the same effect.
If the guy was just banned without deleting the post the spoiler would stay
No one actually cares about that spoiler, it's all a meme and deleting it is clearly a (poorly executed) joke. A public ban would have been funnier.
>ATTENTION SHOPPERS RICKS FAMOUS SPAGHETTI IS MADE FROM HUMANS
>IT'S A COOK BOOK
Hey fricko I was about to read that, frick you. This is worse than that time I was spoiled that Garnet is a fusion.
>This is worse than that time I was spoiled that Garnet is a fusion.
What?! I was just about to finish season 1! This is like when I find out the burglar who show uncle Ben was the same robber Peter let go.
Another example of pro-cannibalism propaganda trying to brainwash you into thinking human meat looks tasty and indistinguishable from other meat.
It's the last-resort tactic to normalize depopulation in any possible form
to my understanding, human flesh looks similar to beef, but tastes closer to pork
What thread was that? I can't find it in the catalog or archive.
You change in voice actors is very notciable in this episode.
I like Rick's new voice but Morty's sucks ass
now i'm hungry.
Hungry for apples?
nah
There was an early screening review that basically said this episode is mid and The Jerrick Trap is still the best one so far. Kind of funny considering how Adult Swim has marketed the shit out of it.
Link to the review?
It came from Anon's ass.
>Cannibalism
That's lame people getting swallowed whole is better
Shoo shoo vore degenerate
Why would rick care for any of these people if he's soul goal is to kill the rick that killed his wife and kids? Why even make the mini universe for Beth? He keeps flip flopping.
In the commentary for that episode Harmon implied that even though c-137 didn’t make froopyland, he still had knowledge about how other Ricks treated their Beths. Throughout the series many characters refer to their alternate dimension counterparts as “I” including Rick
at this point the dimensional nonsense is irrelevant, might as well pretend they're all from their original dimension and stop overthinking it
It’s called bad writing anon.
Vore is so hot
>average R&M fans
watching R&M makes you smart
Guro will always be superior to vore and I'm tired of you weirdos pretending otherwise.
hard vore is great
Only if it's something sexy doing the swallowing
You compare this shit to that. How is the sauce you begged for
You deserve to feel bad for having such shit taste.
More like Sneedibal
Sneed
Is Morty still MIA for most of it or is he actually present in this one?
I think this episode will mark his return as deuteragonist again. Fricking strange decision to have him be such a noncharacter for the first three episodes in a row tho
You’ll probably really start seeing the cracks when they get the two back together, roiland as ability to work with himself in the roles is a large reason the show became as big as it is. I bet the writers aren’t to sure how to pull the same energy out
most of the season was already animated before they made the decision to recast the characters, using voice lines justin had already recorded
Do we have a mega?
You're acting as if this was surprising in that show.
There's still people who unironically watch this shitshow and care about it? Seriously?
New season's been alright so far. The rest of the episodes show some promise based on the teasers
how can you even watch without Roiland? have some respect
No.
>have some respect
Oh, you’re one of those.
i'm not murican
I wish they would have just started following a different universe's Rick and Morty to explain the voice change. They literally had the perfect worldbuilding for that kind of change and they still fumbled.
They can't touch that controversy anon. The show that always broke the 4th wall now has secrets of its own to hush up. Kinda says it all
I wanted Rick to have been kicked in the throat or something and he doesn't care enough to fix it because anything with voice recognition is still working for him.
They used a joke like that for that other roiland show
grass tastes bad
>Thats the WAAAAAAAY the news goes
S1 and S2 were good, admit it
Most agree season 3 was a big drop in quality
That was also when Harmon's writers joined and Roiland pitched a fit and stopped coming to work
Adult swim Deutschland privated the leak RIP
Lol well somebody’s getting fired
Imagine being the guy that leaked the suprise in an episode that this season’s entire marketing campaign is based on. Oof. The privated video also had around a minute of some random bumper put in at the end for no reason
Okay, it's not on the streaming sites, it's not on the mega, where the hell do i watch this?
The episode isn't out yet, only the twist got leaked. It does premier tonight tho
Okay then where is the leak? Did nobody save it?
Not much of a spoiler if it's part of the cold open. You'll be fine, anon.
Now Adult Swim posting a music video edit of the breakup episode from Season 5, THAT was dumb.
is that a human or some kind of spaghetti creature?
If he made spaghetti out of a regular human, I don't know why he would then put that spaghetti back into the remains of that person before he serves it to his family, so I'm assuming it's a spaghetti organism of some kind.
Given this show, chances are that it's a being whose insides are entirely made of spaghetti. Same with that whale pup whose insides were entirely made of electric cables and wires.
I hope that the twist is that it's a person from a dimension where people have spaghetti for innards. Not only would it be somehow creepier and more creative than just straightforward cannibalism but it seems like it would be in-character for Rick to justify how it isn't *technically* cannibalism while also calling Morty a virtue-signaling little b***h.
>how it isn't *technically* cannibalism
If it's a spachetti-person, it isn't cannibalism even a little bit. Cannibalism is the eating of members of an organism's own species.
And obviously from another dimension...
This is a setting where different dimensions contain physically-indistinguishable alternate-history versions of people. Alternate dimension humans are obviously humans. Spaghetti people are obviously not.
This feels like a "desperate for ratings" Family Guy or South Park gag.
>Inb4 there's twitter outrage about millennial and zoomer writers being too "mean spirited" to write comedy
>kill morty
>borrow an alternate morty that talks like a gangster
>go back in time and bring back mory
It's all so tiresome...
WHOO RICK AND MORTY, WE’RE BACK BAYBEEEE
https://twitter.com/rickandmorty/status/1721157025109790852
I don't understand how anons keep watching it. It feels hollow and unfunny, like the magic's gone. Every joke is safe, every situation unoriginal. They even started parodying themselves.
I think of it as a sci-fi anthology where you get to see a concept animated, because the characters are certainly not why anyone would watch this show anymore.
A story needs good characters to actually be good.
Is this like that one solar opposites episode with the rib pig?
If they recycle Solar Opposites stuff, wonder if we'll get a Harmon version of the Wall.
Can't wait to see what will Gene do in this episode
homie you're confusing r&m with bobs burgers again
Eh. It's not a particularly interesting twist. Just knowing there IS a twist to the spaghetti immediately made me think cannibalism.
Spoilers dude
Just consider yourself lucky that the episode appears to be a dumb one-off with an obvious twist. I don't recall one instance of Cinemaphile spoiling Rick and Morty premieres hours before they air but looks like I'm going to have to start avoiding this board for the later episodes.
why are they using spoons to eat spaghetti?
Spoken like a true uncultured philistine with no table manners.
Something Italians don’t use with pasta because they’re not moronic like this post.
So when is the new episode releasing? I know it happens on sundays.
Anyone?
Tonight at 10pm CST
Thanks for the info, man.
I don't come here often so I'm not 100% sure.
It's blatantly obvious at this point that R&M was never intended to be continued past 2 or 3 seasons
AS probably had no clue this show would blow up
thanks for spoiling it butthole
So is tonight's episode a sequel to Morty's Mind Blowers? IE Rick's going to erase the fact that the spaghetti is from a living person from Morty's brain?
boo, I wanted interdimensional cable
Interdimensional Cable was all Roiland improv, which is why they stopped doing it by season 3 and why you will never see it again.
Roiland babbling some nonsense until he corpses was MAYBE funny the first time.
>"it's called rule of three, not rule of four"
I only follow the rule of two.
but there were only two episodes about it
They've mentioned it past those two episodes, also I was memeing a Robot Chicken sketch (that I can't seem to find anymore).
frick rick and morty and frick adult swim
I miss Joe Pera too, anon…
sorry m8 having a guy fuff about a set for a few hours is way too expensive
btw here's another FLCL spinoff
Well on the surface it does look calm and ready
Let me guess, he's some guy from an alternate universe where human innards are made of spaghetti?
They've been hyping this shit up for weeks and have said it's as good as Pickle Rick and The Vat Of Acid episode lol
Both those episodes sucked wiener.
Vat of acid was good, contrarian
Yes, this is EXACTLY as good as Pick Rick. They aren't wrong about that one.
>have said it's as good as Pickle Rick and The Vat Of Acid episode
They're not wrong. It is, more or less, as good as Pickle Rick and the vat of acid episode.
The only problem is that they mean it as a compliment.
Vat of Acid was a fricking mediocre episode.
>and have said it's as good as Pickle Rick and The Vat Of Acid episode lol
citation
>I turned myself into a cannibal morty I'm spaghetti rick!
Don't know where these are coming from but I've seen speculation that this is gonna be a "Morty development episode." I don't like building up expectations like that, so I'm guessing it's more like a second Vat of Acid, where Rick goes to extreme lengths to prove Morty wrong. I'm just excited to see my favourite character get some time in the spotlight again.
Vat of Acid is a second Heist episode.
not jess
not care
it doesnt even rhyme you mongoloid
maybe not in YOUR universe
DO YOU THINK JESS RHYMES WITH CARE?
ESS homie, JUST LOOK AT THE END OF THE WORD
>he doesn't know about the universe that rhymes first words instead of last words
Dead show
that doesn't mean you can use it against them
This just makes me wonder, is Pickle Rick vegan?
Like is the brain inside him and his more human features all plant based? Much to think about.
>Like is the brain inside him and his more human features all plant based?
Of course. He wouldn't have half-assed it. It's not even just plant based, but pickle based, with the changes brought about by the pickling process like altered salt content. IIRC he even comments in the episode about how impressive what he did is.
he also patched his wound by stapling a sliced pickle from a sandwich over it
so he has to be entirely comprised of pickle and not just human parts shaped like pickle, or else it wouldn't have made sense to do that
Morty's new voice fricking sucks ass
This, they should have just used AI. It fits so well with the show seriously, how do you drop the ball with this?
they should have hired Sean Kelly to voice Morty. His Morty is literally perfect, even Justin Roiland thought so too.
Sean Kelly's Rick kinda sucks though. I think Ian Cardoni's Rick voice is really good. Not as good as Justin's but it's like 90% there
>I think Ian Cardoni's Rick voice is really good.
ehhh. I'm back and forth on it. He sounds a lot more tired and subdued but I think you could argue that's just where Rick is as a character now
They're not eating humans so it's not cannablism
I prefer to mix my cannibalism with incest. So I guess R&M still fits.
Is it really cannibalism if you're just eating an alien?
If you are also an alien of the same species, sure.
I want to have sex with the blue gremlin
Where the hell do i watch it?
Sneed.ru
because you like it.
because this homosexual:
said to keep it in one thread
Can I get a link to the mega
Just by watching Rick and Morty, I feel like I'm watching something made by predatory people.
Dan Harmon and his colleagues are people eating aliens so you're right.
this episode was shit and the voice acting was shit, people who become spaghetti after they commit suicide is something that's funny for 2-3 minutes, then you have to take it somewhere
I haven't been following this show but this thread made me watch the Spaghetti epsiode and "The Jerrick" trap is unironically miles better.
the cold open was better than the rest of the episode
The Jerrick Trap was the best Rick and Morty episode in a long time.
Night Family was better, maybe the fortune cookies one too. I wouldn't call that a long time.
Well in my opinion The Jerrick Trap was better than every episode in Season 6.
Nah, the fortune cookie one was on par with it.
This.
They took what should have been a 1 minute gag and spread it through a whole episode.
That's the problem with the left...they either pound something funny into the ground or overexplain it until it becomes unfunny
The fact Rick is just scooping up the spaghetti from a dead guy laying on the floor without even trying to hide it or having complex tech to handle it is an underrated joke
Fun touch that that guy is the husband that gets dumped by his wife in the flashback
The episode was so fricking boring. You could predict the whole episode 3 minutes in.
Oh, Morty just announced to the whole planet that their species tastes delicious when they kill themselves, I wonder what's gonna happen next WOW they made a business out of it and it ruined the whole planet, it's even mocking "ethical" products and capitalism, how daring and unexcepted.
Only funny moment is how Rick ends up solving the problem but it really wasn't worth the rest of the episode.
Technically not a cannibal since they're beings from another planet. Unless there's a panspermia in that universe.
>Unless there's a panspermia in that universe.
Are you a cannibal when you eat corn?
It should have ended after the funeral scene. Everything else was thin watery gravy on microwaved salisbury steak.
And weird Enya callout. Do zoomers even know new age/Enya music?
>Do zoomers even know new age/Enya music?
No. Ironically enough zoomers would associate such a scene with For the Damaged Coda. You know, Evil Morty's "theme."
>they seriously believe zoomies don't know about Enya
Enya's been around since the 80s and I don't think zoomers know anything except the two songs that have been around since 2001.
>Enya
Did they write Baby Shark?
I'm a heckin zoomerino and I only know Enya because of Criminal Minds tbdesu.
>there are seriously amerilards still trying to force their moronic zoomer meme
The episode was okay, but if it wanted to leave us with ethical questions that are difficult, it just didn't.
Eating people that died in a way ubrelated to your actions is morally neutral, eating people that were okay with being eaten is ethical, although both are commonly seen as gross.
>Eating people that died in a way ubrelated to your actions is morally neutral
What if you’re aware that with each spaghetti meal you buy, you’re giving that planet’s government reason to encourage suicide
The ethical question wasn't cannibalism. Man I can't believe how many people don't get the obvious discussion point this episode is trying to promote.
They aren’t human beings. He isn’t a cannibal
no but it's eating another intellegent species, like eating dolphins, crows or octopi
I'd eat a dolphin.
Dolphins, like octopi, are fish. You aren't special for being willing to eat one. Even vegans eat fish.
Cool beans. I'd still like to eat a dolphin.
Personally, I'd like to eat a horse. And/or zebra. And kangaroo.
I had alligator once. It tasted like chicken but bad. Maybe it came down to how it was prepared and I'd like alligator if I had a better version of it. But maybe alligator meat just kind of sucks.
Dolphins are mammals.
Octopi are mollusks.
Vegans don't eat fish, but most vegetarians do.
They're fish, homosexual. Stop worshiping "scientists" who tell you to get the jab and suck feminine penis.
>suck feminine penis
The voices in my head aren't scientists.
They give live birth and breathe air. I'm not saying it's not okay to eat them, if that's what you're worried about.
They live in the water and they're not crustaceans. Fish.
>autism
>sea anemones are fish
>sea turtles are fish
>snails are fish
Whatever you say.
Nice troll, but sea anemones are plants, sea turtles don't live in the water, and why the frick would you bring up snails?
There are snails and turtles that live in the water.
Sea anemones are invertebrate animals.
Stop making up animals, evolutionist schizoposter.
>Dolphins, like octopi, are fish
The American education system. The Average Rick & Morty viewer.
Dolphins are rapists and murderers, it's always morally acceptable to eat them.
Still not cannibalism. It has to be YOUR species, dude.You're moving the goalposts. If there WERE a human-like species that turned into the best spaghetti you ever ate after suicide, as long as it was pure protein that just RESEMBLED noodles (I'm on carno) and delicious sauce instead of actually becoming something that spiked insulin, I'd fricking DEVOUR some stiffs.
How does a cannibal make spaghetti? He hits a leper with a tennis racket
I want a Spaghetti
>Trigger warning for this episode
Holy shit I hope someone kills themselves because of this!
Adult swim did a Halloween special in 2003, and if you can find footage of that special you'd see many warnings like that before every bump.
The bumps typically featured Dad (George Low) getting killed in every bump. One of which was one where Dad's hanging legs is all you see, swaying back and fourth. It was obvious that Dad was hung/killed himself. 2003.
> Hurrr who da fugg needs trigger werning in 2023???
Different anon.
Content warnings go back a long long ways on television.
Hell there's bugs bunny cartoons where they parodied circus and stage performances, and often they would precede them with those sorts of content warnings; "Ladies and gentlemen of the audience. Those of you with weak constitutions should leave or look away now." That sorta thing. Not a new thing at all, really.
The purpose of the trigger warning was to allow persons who have experienced severe trauma the time to compose themselves to be exposed to stressful material. Rather than completely removing oneself from potential trauma it allows them to cope with it.
The problem is that the self diagnosed PTSD mental illness is trendy crowd began to use it as a way to self censor and then expected the world to do the same. Being triggered was an intended way to shut down an argument before it began. Its not about the tool, its about the hand that wields it.
>The problem is that the self diagnosed PTSD mental illness is trendy crowd blah blah
Not relevant at all. This is a thread about the cartoon R&M. And the reason the cartoon R&M had the aforementioned trigger warning is because that particular episode contained content that may disturb immature audiences or those who did experience traumer relating to the contents of the ep. That's not controversial, and it's clear to see why based on the episode.
You're complaining about people who complain about trigger warnings, I was giving you the context for why those people exist. Cope and seethe
What is it am I coping and seething about?
I would use my body fat to cook with and use my personal blood in dishes if I could. To feed myself and my lover if he wanted to try.
Do you ever drink your own blood? I do.
Another fetish episode?
First incest now cannibalism?
Yes. Btw R&M is rated for mature audiences and Cinemaphile requires posters to be 18+
>Can't we join the Fascist half of the country? Seems like they get to do more stuff.
What did Jerry mean by this?
he wants to become a democrat and join them drinking kid's blood at comet ping pong.
The writers are truly obsessed this season, huh. Was this batch of episodes written right after Jan 6 happened or something?
It's free bait. As per the replies to this post kek
I genuinely didn't get that line until
made me realize it's simply classic amerifat binary thinking moronation.
So he pulled a Cartman? And it only took him 22 years? Damn.
Rick didn't murder anyone directly or indirectly. Plus, Cartman had to go through all that work to prepare and cook the chili. All Rick needed to do was steal some corpses from that world's morgue and disembowel them after the fact.
it's fine they're technically a different species they just look really similar to humans