Yea whatever the vampires had in the books was deliberately asexual physically. It’s more like an emotional obsession for companionship and aesthetics. Their sexual release seems like it comes from drinking blood. If Lestat and Louis are gay, they’re also pedophiles along with Armand.
>If Lestat and Louis are gay, they’re also pedophiles along with Armand
Armand was literally brought into the Vampire world by a pederast who chose him specifically because he was the sexiest little boy at the orphanage. Granted, it takes place centuries in the past, and people not having sex with young teenagers is an invention of the 1990s
armand was only 16 when he was turned, if anything he was a wiener hungry bawd with daddy issues. he was always going for older guys, so really, all of the characters who got involved with him are the pedos
The guy who plays Lestat is the lead inan Australian show with Anna Torv called The Newsreader. Season 2 is currently airing and it's kino. Just wanted to give it a shoutout
Trailer for s2 only has 5k views but ut's so good
you know whats really hilarious, they didn't want a white louie so made him black but oh shit he's a slave owner so uh we'll make him a pimp instead, much better, fricking lol
No it's not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview_with_the_Vampire_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview_with_the_Vampire
Not that "Interview with a Vampire" wouldn't be a better title, but you can blame Anne Rice for that one.
"the" sort of implies that Louis is the only or the most important vampire. "a" would just mark him out as a random vampire who happened to give an interview.
the story is fantastic you utter zoomie homosexual, its the woke idiots trying to adapt it before realizing how "problematic" it is, they had to wait for her to die before they tried.
Rice is great writer, you fricking homosexual mayn good writers have been they justnhave to wait till they die to rape the source material, I expect the moment Hobb dies they will rape Assassin's Apprentice
reminder that the black-washed claudia ended up being kinda cute so they had to recast her with a legitimate nog to correct the fact that people weren't mad enough about it
nope, that first one was legitimately a well-regarded standout of the first season
and so of course the first news about season 2 was that she was out and the second was now playing claudia for undisclosed reasons
anyone who read more than a single chapter of any lestat book should have realized it was gay etotic fiction and this thread is full of homos
I'm leaving
rice wrote erotic fanfiction its called sleeping beauty, the vampire chronicles are not that, they are kinda erotic, without any sex or any such implication. the witches the black friars etc. all have hints of sexuality, none are blatant, and none are gay all are erotic
I really like the book series. I tried to give this an honest shot.
One of the first lines in the show was a big fat black prostitute complaining about anal sex and getting shit on her clients dick.
And that was it for me.
What the frick? They made an Interview With the vampire remake with mulattos?
Near complete rewrite. The only thing that's the same is man sex, except now it's explicit instead of implied. Very explicit.
their dicks didn't work in the book at least in the first three i read it was more of emotional...
not its buttfrick crazy
Yea whatever the vampires had in the books was deliberately asexual physically. It’s more like an emotional obsession for companionship and aesthetics. Their sexual release seems like it comes from drinking blood. If Lestat and Louis are gay, they’re also pedophiles along with Armand.
>If Lestat and Louis are gay, they’re also pedophiles along with Armand
Armand was literally brought into the Vampire world by a pederast who chose him specifically because he was the sexiest little boy at the orphanage. Granted, it takes place centuries in the past, and people not having sex with young teenagers is an invention of the 1990s
marius can't have sex either, but yes he was certainly a groomer
armand was only 16 when he was turned, if anything he was a wiener hungry bawd with daddy issues. he was always going for older guys, so really, all of the characters who got involved with him are the pedos
armond stood ontop of a cathedral refused old blood and let the sunrise take him so he could burn for his sins, armond was great, poor kid
their is no vampire sex in the stories their dicks don't work, so in other words nothing is the same
Kek. Where's the white e-girl vampire ?
See that adult black lady in the OP photo? That's the white e-girl.
she was a headhead in the original movie
what do you think happened to her?
we are trapped in the belly of this great machine, and the machine is slowly bleeding to death.
that's very poetic, i can only assume it has something to do with white christian nationalists being a victim by brown people existing somehow
NTA but it's a line from a GYBE track.
How did they turn Emilia Clarke black? AI?
>mutt is ugly
>white looks like a cuck
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>e-girl
No one is watching that shit
>watch us remake something that got a movie with BRAD PITT, TOM CRUISE AND KIRSTEN DUNST
>what do you mean it bombed? RACISM
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN' e-girl
degenerates, I am ashamed to be racist with you
To be fair the original movie is pretty gay
The guy who plays Lestat is the lead inan Australian show with Anna Torv called The Newsreader. Season 2 is currently airing and it's kino. Just wanted to give it a shoutout
Trailer for s2 only has 5k views but ut's so good
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What's my opinion on Anne Rice?
you know whats really hilarious, they didn't want a white louie so made him black but oh shit he's a slave owner so uh we'll make him a pimp instead, much better, fricking lol
>jews pretending blacks didn't own slaves as well
I
Hate
Black
"people"
>The
It's A
A Vampire
you stupid fricking morons.
No it's not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview_with_the_Vampire_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview_with_the_Vampire
Not that "Interview with a Vampire" wouldn't be a better title, but you can blame Anne Rice for that one.
the is better
"the" sort of implies that Louis is the only or the most important vampire. "a" would just mark him out as a random vampire who happened to give an interview.
How about "some" then?
Maybe it should have been called "Vampiric Interview" to avoid confusion.
"Vampiric interview" makes it sound like it's being conducted by vampires.
"Vampire Interviewed"?
Season 2 looking good. All of you talking of vampire 'sex' didn't read the books.
this will make people realize this story has been shit from the start, it just had attractive actors attached to it
women cannot write good novels, same with Jane Austen
make movies/shows with ugly Black person cast and everyone will agree she's a terrible writer
Mary Shelley was a good writer.
all her stuff was written by her brother after she died, she just wrote ideas he had written
Proof?
the story is fantastic you utter zoomie homosexual, its the woke idiots trying to adapt it before realizing how "problematic" it is, they had to wait for her to die before they tried.
Rice is great writer, you fricking homosexual mayn good writers have been they justnhave to wait till they die to rape the source material, I expect the moment Hobb dies they will rape Assassin's Apprentice
show lestat is better than movie lestat. fite me.
i'd hit the bell but im too fatigued to even complain
What the frick is an #iPlayer?
i think its apples media player app or some garbage. probably have to send a stool sample to sign up for it
BBC's video player, it's almost as old as youtube
Is the black a male? I can't tell.
reminder that the black-washed claudia ended up being kinda cute so they had to recast her with a legitimate nog to correct the fact that people weren't mad enough about it
oh my god, it physically disgusts me.
you must be joking
nope, that first one was legitimately a well-regarded standout of the first season
and so of course the first news about season 2 was that she was out and the second was now playing claudia for undisclosed reasons
god hollywood is insufferably bankrupt of talent
Anyone know what the ratings were for this zogslop?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
anyone who read more than a single chapter of any lestat book should have realized it was gay etotic fiction and this thread is full of homos
I'm leaving
rice wrote erotic fanfiction its called sleeping beauty, the vampire chronicles are not that, they are kinda erotic, without any sex or any such implication. the witches the black friars etc. all have hints of sexuality, none are blatant, and none are gay all are erotic
ahkasha really wants to frick lestat, i don't know what is gay about that
I really like the book series. I tried to give this an honest shot.
One of the first lines in the show was a big fat black prostitute complaining about anal sex and getting shit on her clients dick.
And that was it for me.
>race bend thing
>thing flops
>people only remember the original version of the thing anyway